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DrThunder88

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Neighbor: So, uh, Thunder, sorry about crushing your house. You okay now? Me: This is just like when my neighbor Richie swore he wasn't crushing my house, then he sold me my mom's roof, and then later I found out he crushed my house. You make me ashamed to live next to you. Neighbor: Why dont you just come move in with me? Me: Why, I've forgotten why I was even mad at you. Someone else: 'Cause he destroyed your Internet access, your home, and all your possessions. Me: Oh, that's right. Get lost! -Fry paraphrased from "LoTE" -Fry paraphrased from "HIOR" -Bender in "I, Roomate" -Farnsworth and Bender paraphrased from "Cryonic Woman"
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DrThunder88

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Continuing with the "waking up in a bad situation"-theme...
You wake up one morning to discover a terrorist sleeper cell has taken up residence in your home.
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DrThunder88

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Coperson: It's the event of the anniversary season. Me: Sounds boring. Coperson: Oh my yes. Me: There won't be a lot of long winded speeches will there? Coperson: Only one. The absolutely flawless recitation from memory of the company loyalty oath...by you. Me: Will there be cake? -Farnsworth and Bender paraphrased from "ABPoG" -Fry and Merg from "My Three Suns"
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Teral

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Boss: "Good news everyone! Tonight is the ribbon cutting for our new headquarters." Me: "And then Teral ran." (runs)
- Farnsworth, numerous episodes - Farnsworth, "Brannigan Begin Again" - Bender, "Leela's Homeworld"
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germanfryfan

The Listmaker
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three - two - one - time's up boys and girls! (only boys so far  ) Ok, now for declaring the winner: It's the sixpack of ducks! Birdbot I choose you!
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DrThunder88

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Me: (Don't say anything, just give them the look Farnsworth gave naked, shell-less Zoidberg in "Amazon Women in the Mood" ) -Farnsworth in "AWitM"
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Bender: you really want a robot as a friend Fry: yeah ever since i was 6 Bender: okay fry but i don't want people thinking were robosexulals so if anyone asks your my deep booger.
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« Reply #556 on: 07-30-2004 12:54 »
« Last Edit on: 07-30-2004 12:54 »
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(gives them the same look Fry used in "A Big Piece Of Garbage" when looking into his sandwich)"Oh, monkey trumpets. I'm going to swim with the whales!" - Fry, "A Big Piece Of Garbage" - Kif, "Where The Buggalo Roam" - Leela "Three Hundred Big Boyes" Edit: but we all know this would be the correct response:
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DrThunder88

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"Deep booger" is officially DrThunder's Best Thing of the Month for July 2004. I hereby award Bendingforlife 20 ThunderPoints. Kudos!
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