I Can't Believe it's Another Quote Game!!!

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(my family finds a tape and plays it)

"Bad news everyone. By the time you watch this tape, I'll be gone. Leaving behind nothing but a history of failure and my original arms. You see, I've been lying about my species. I'm not actually a human. I'm a giant cockroach! Oh vanity, thy name is Gregor Samson! And now that I've nothing to live for, I've alerted the Terminex robots to take me away..."


Farnsworth- A Clone of My Own

And, for $400
Gregor Samson-  The Metamorphosis?

TOTP High School Lit Class Nostalgia.

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Samsa. I can't give you the $400, but how would you like a fabulous consolation prize? You are the new proud owner of this... half-eaten cupcake! Fine. I'll let it die.

I think the 20 sleepless hours agreed with you, Zoidberg227, because I'm still giggling. And a tall mountain again plays a starring role? Well, it's no cupcake, but I like it. It's dead! I promise! Another victory for my avatar buddy. By the way, I can't wait 'til the inevitable day when one of us gets a new avy and all these comments make even less sense.

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Well then ...
Nope!  No new avy!  Ever!  And if you change yours, I'll throw flaming rocks at you.  Or, continue to call you my avatar buddy, deliberately confusing all other board members.

Anywho (I think that's becoming my catch "I'll start posting on topic now" phrase) -
You wake up, minutes before class starts, and realize that you have a ten page history term paper due, first period.  You haven't even begun researching it.  You scribble something together, knowing that it's hopeless anyway.  You try to sneak into class, 10 minutes late.  At the same time you realize you are without clothes, your teacher and classmates notice you slinking in.  What happens next?

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Teacher: We shall name them...Popplers!

-Problem with Popplers

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Me: Friends, I have come to free you from your complicated situation!  Free you from the complicated part, not the situation.

This situation is too complex for my liking.  I guess I'll play along.

Me: (Handing paper to professor) Enjoy my poorly-written research crap!
Some jerk: Hey, aren't you supposed to be cowering in embarassment? You're naked.
Me: Speaking of which, the nakedness portion of this crazy situation kinda peetered out without me talking about it.
-The Pi-kea robot paraphrased from "Less Than Hero"
-Fry paraphrased from "ISTE"
-Bender paraphrased from "THBB"

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Well written history papers are extinct, gone the way of the poodle, and your primitive notions of modesty... Ah, brisk!

The professor, XS.

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Well, I know it's been over 24 hours, but hey, what's a guy gonna do when he's stuck at work?

Anyway, Dr. T, you complain about the seeming complexity of such a simple situation ... I'd hate to see how you handle our new CAD system (which, to date, has sent many an engine crew and duty chief to other department's calls).  But that cleverly disguised rant aside, you win.  You may fire when ready.

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Simple?  You wrote the story for us!  Also, CAD does suck!  For those of you not "in the know," CAD is like SkyNet from The Terminator, but instead of wanting to kill all humans it just wants to irritate them by making people look like idiots.

New situation:
You are locked in a shopping mall after it has closed.

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[Janitor starts to empty garbage and I jump out]

Me: Ah janitor, this is a surprise! For you. Finding *me*, in the garbage can.

Robot Devil - 'The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings'

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Just before it's closed
Me: "No, please don't lock me in, I'll put out milk and cookies!"
Just after the guy closes it
Me: "Oh, no room for zomit!? Well, I'll just go build my own outside world! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the blackjack and the outside world!....I'm hungry!"
I start crying

-Fry, "Xmas Story" (edited)
-Bender, "The Series Has Landed" (edited)
-Fry, "Mother's Day"

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"Ah, my ridiculously circuitous plan is one-quarter complete!" ::laughs evily::

 - Beelzebot, "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playhtings"

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Me: Help! Help!
I see a janitor cleaning up.
Me: Man, you gotta spring me. I'll never survive in here, I'm too pretty!

- Zoidberg, "When Aliens Attack"

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Fryrish want balloon, want balloon now! Fryrish want go outside!
Scruffy comes on screen and shakes his head
I start crying ala when Zoidberg's slinky explodes

Zoidberg in The day the Earth stood stupid
Scruffy in some episode which i cant remember
Zoidberg in mmmmm... Birdbot?
somebody please help me

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Originally posted by Fryrish1:
Fryrish want balloon, want balloon now! Fryrish want go outside!
Scruffy comes on screen and shakes his head
I start crying ala when Zoidberg's slinky explodes

Zoidberg in The day the Earth stood stupid
Scruffy in some episode which i cant remember
Zoidberg in mmmmm... Birdbot?
somebody please help me

I think the Scruffy one was from "A Pharaoh To Remember" (although I may be wrong), but the second Zoidberg one is from "Bendless Love"

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(I find someone just past the closed gate)

Me: Psst, stranger! You've got to get me out of here! It's horrible, eating scraps, letting my waste drop wherever it falls, like an animal in the zoo!

Stranger: There's a bathroom around the corner.

Me: Around the corner! Why didn't I think of that?

Fry, Leela:  ABBFT (edited)
 

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The Scruffy thing sounded more like "LoTF," but in that case he just shook his head and left.

Also, I don't quite understand the significance of Teral's quote.

Also also, JBERGES, better late than never.  You're up.

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DrT, always appreciative of a play on words...

New situation:
Concert tickets are on sale, and they’re running low.  You have to find a way to sneak or con your way to the front of the ticket line... 

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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Also, I don't quite understand the significance of Teral's quote.

The idea was getting locked up inside the mall wasn't an accident, it was the first part of a brilliantly planned scheme to achieve world domination.

But since I didn't win, I'm not giving the rest of the plan away.

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"Hiiiiiiiiya! Ho! Ya! Hya!"

-Leela, various episodes but I'm thinking specifically of the concert in HIOR

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Originally posted by Teral:
 The idea was getting locked up inside the mall wasn't an accident, it was the first part of a brilliantly planned scheme to achieve world domination.

But since I didn't win, I'm not giving the rest of the plan away.

Let's hope your brilliant but circuitous plan involves concert tickets of some sort.

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Not really, but it does involve a 7 foot tall donut and 350 kilograms of Jell-O. But I've allready said too much...

::starts pushing people aside, violently::
Me: "'Scuse me, comin' through, train arriving on track 1."
Bouncher: "Ow! You broke my foot!"
Me: "Freedom!"

 - Bender and Woman, "A Taste Of Freedom"

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Me: "Why don't we just blow up the damn line?"
Friend 1: "Nah man! an explosion big enough to destroy that mama would destroy the whole ticket office!"
Friend 2: "You gotta Globetrotter that explosion up a bit, make it an implosion."
Friend 3: "But to set off an implosion that size we'd need some kind of doomsday device!"
Me: "Doomsday device? Now the ball's in Wernstrum's court!"

Professor and Globetrotters - TKoS

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Me: Oh my god, it's Bigfoot!
Some guy in line: Where?
Me: (Taking his spot) Up your face!  Everybody do the Thunder (Does the Thunder)
Clerk: That'll be $75.
Me: I believe you're forgetting my five percent military discount.
Clerk: Well, that's only for people in the military.
Me: I deserve cheap tickets!
Clerk: So it's a concert you want is it?  I'll send you to a concert you'll never forget... (Gives me a ticket to see Kenny G)
-Bender and Park Ranger Park in "Spanish Fry"
-The 7^11 clerk and Fry in "WItHW"
-The formerly young old guy in "TKoS"
-Bender in "ISTE"

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Oh im not even gonna bother cos DrT's is awesome however im gonna bother just for the fun of it

looks over at friend
"JBERGES, get me in there... and my banjo.... and your self i guess........ *Teral makes gestures at himself* ........and Teral"
- Bender in Love's Labours Lost in Space (or is it??? holy crap i havent watched enough futurama lately i guess i best be doing that tonite)

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Is it wrong to pick the winner before me as the next winner?  I need moral guidance... DrT, what do you think?

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Hmm, the thought of stealing a turn fills Thunderking with disgust, but if it must be so, then let a new situation be posted! :Pounds table:

Your new situation is:
While on a bird watching trip to the arctic, you are run over by a vicious motorized sled (possibly ridden by a vicious motorized sledder or just a werecar, whatever).

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Me: Yarr...I died doin' what I loved...make`sure my corpse freezes in a dignified position.
Fellow ornithologist: Good night, sweet prince.
Third ornithologist: Ooh, dibs on his CD player.

-Whaler robot from TSHL, followed by Leela from Godfellas
-Fry/Professor from AOI 1/2
-Bender from ABPOG

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Well, i have been busy/without an internet connection for most of the summer, so with a lack of practice, here comes my attempt:

ME: "Ow! That... didn't hurt..."

-Fry, Less than hero

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Me: "Ohhh, I think I got whiplash."
Vicious Motorized Sledder: "I'll have you know I'm friends with every judge on planet."
Me: "I'm okay then."

 - Bender, "Lesser Of Two Evils"
 - Leo Wong and Farnsworth, "Where The Buggalo Roam"

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Me: Do your worst you snow devils! I'll make my stand with Old Birdie. You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit! [Gets run over] Argh! My spirit!

Old Man Waterfall- A Taste of Freedom

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Me: "Ow! My sperm".

Fry in "Fry and the slurm factory".

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When the Sled approaches.
"I'll give you five bucks to not do wat your thinking of doing"
*gets run over*
"ow!...hehehehe you just lost five dollars!"

Bender in A head in the polls

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FlatronAs the sled approaches:
Oh no! if that sled was to continue in my direction and slam into me it could (Sled Hits) OW!.. hurt slightly.
Bender - Godfellas

Also, it's been waaay over 24 hours so, DrT, do your thang!

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Kif: (moans and groans with excitement and nervousness)
-Kif gets knocked up a notch

you gotta here the way kif moans to understand

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Oh, right.  A winner and such...I'm not too big of a man to laugh at a sperm joke.  DD8, your turn.

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Yay. Im the winner, im the bigest and i way the most.

anyway.

new sitch.
"your on the train station and the anouncer says over the PA that the train will be 20 min late. 18 min later the anouncer comes on again and says the train has been cancelled".

what do you say or do?

oh and that situation comes from those dam lazy bastards from "city rail in sydney"

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Originally posted by DogDoo8:
oh and that situation comes from those dam lazy bastards from "city rail in sydney"

bloody oath

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Me: Oh, it's the Berlin train station all over again!*

Nichelle Nicholls, AOI 1 (edited)
*This actually happened.  There I was, sitting in the Berlin station, waiting to head north, thinking the Germans were always punctual when it came to trains.  Yeah, right.  It wasn't cancelled, but it sure was late.

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Oh, no train for <I'm not givin' my name to a machine!> huh?  Fine, I'll go build my own railway.  With blackjack.  And hookers.  In fact, forget the railway and the blackjack!  Ah, just screw the whole thing.

Mostly Bender from TSHL.  Replaced name with opinion on using real names on the internet.

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Me: Oh my God! THey cancelled my train! And a celebrity's on there! That teo-time-double-crossing-bastard! How dare he run off on my train!

Leela and Bender from A Head In the Polls