I Can't Believe it's Another Quote Game!!!

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Me: I'm finally richer than all those snooty ATM machines!
Friend: Pity you can't spend it!
Me: Oh! Can't I!
Friend: Nope!
Me: Watch me! Poor man! I have all the money! Compare your life to mine and then kill yourself! (Friend gets out dagger) Hey what do you think you're doing! Shoo! Get away! I'll give you five dollars to not do what you're thinking about doing! Hehehe you just lost five dollars!
Bender and Fry A head in the polls two quotes joined! (slightly edited also)

Look at me go! Uh! Oh yeh! Chikychong! TOTPD!

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"Eat it, everyone who's never found a bunch of free money! And that includes you, Amy!"
-Farnsworth, AOI2 (edited)

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Upon discovering money-filled coffin...
Me: My god, it's full of cash!
Friend: He must've filled the entire coffin with it. Tickles corpse Did you do that you cute little...
Me: Buddy, we're going grave-robbing.
Friend: You want me to smack the corpse up a little?

-Fry paraphrased from "Bicyclops..."
-Leela paraphrased from "Love's Labors..."
-Fry and Bender paraphrased from "Luck of the Fryrish"

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"Oh.My.God! They dug up a corpse and some money from my time!"
Fry, "Bendin' In The Wind" slightly modified

[Reply #204 on:]

Friend: yous can haves the money ands the coffins if yous gets those corpseses outa thereses
Me: Don't worry, i've bought second hand coffins before
 - Paraphrased Sal and Fry in Bendin in the Wind

P.S. cheers for the idea young and angry

[Reply #205 on:]

Second-hand coffins?  What's next, Rent-a-coffin?  It's disgustingly hilarious.

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"I'm slightly richer!" --Amy, "Three Hundred Big Boys"

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*looking at all the money beside the corpse*
"Wow, this guy had taste!"

Bender - Lesser of to evil

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After lengthy terputation, I Teral, have decided the name of the winner. Teral has chosen ... Dr. Thünder!

The corpse-smackup clinched it.

[Reply #209 on:]

"Awwwwwwwww"
i didnt win.
well i guess ill just do what i always do in these situations. *starts crying*
well done DrThunder that was quite a nice mix of paraphrased quotes

[Reply #210 on:]

Sorry I changed it back from "suitcase" to "coffin," Teral.  The situation is inherently more hilarious that way.

New round:
Your arch rival, DrT, has once again beaten you at a quote game.  What do you say?

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"You win again, electricity!"

[Reply #212 on:]

me: "Dr. T, I challenge you to Quote-plagh!"
you : "english please"
me: "A Quote game to the death!"

Zoidberg and Fry - WMIBACIL

Edit: stupid spelling errors

[Reply #213 on:]

"Ooooh, Thunder!"

 - Farnsworth, "A Big Piece Of Garbage"

Chnaged to something funnier)

[Reply #214 on:]

"I hate that rodent."

- Fry, "Mars University"

or

"Damn you, old man!"

- Bender, "Where the Buggalo Roam"

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*mutters "pretty-boy" under her breath*
Fry in TDHAIPT


   

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So now Nixorbo is bored with Off-topic....?
Where will it all end....

"I don't like you...."

Fry in Mars U....

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"Me: I'm cracking up. In my dreams I'm happy because I win all the quote games, but when I'm awake DrT plays tricks on me.

Teral: Oh take it easy Birdbot.

Young_and_Angry: In every thread we have some trouble.
 
germanfryfan: But when you worry you make it double.
 
[Singing]

Young_and_Angry and germanfryfan: Don't worry! Bee happy!

M0le The ubermods say your post is spam...

Teral: They might give you a ban.

germanfryfan: But don't worry!

[He posts an animated gif - a bee flies out and stings M0le's head.]

Bee: Bee...

M0le: ...happy!

[His head explodes]

Nasty Pasty: Ain't got no POTM,
Ain't got no grammar,
PEElers call me a spammer,
But does Nasty worry?
Nah, you wish!

[The bee stings him.]

Bee: Bee...

Nasty Pasty: ...happy!

[He explodes. Teral holds Young_and_Angry and posts around as the bee flies alongside.]

Teral: Don't worry now Young_and_Angry!

[The bee stings him and he explodes.]

Young_and_Angry: OK! I'm happy!

[The bee stings her and she explodes.]

[Streamers and glitter falls around the thread and germanfryfan dances on it.]

germanfryfan: Take us home GFF! Don't worry!

Bee: Bee...

[It stings him.]

germanfryfan: ...happy!

[He explodes in a rather nice display of fireworks. The smoke clears and everyone is back at the thread posting.]

[/End Singing]

Me: (to PEElers around) Uh, were you lot just singing?

germanfryfan: No I was telling you not to worry. I'm not allowed to sing - admin order."

-PE crew in The Sting
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No offence intended to anyone included or excluded.

Edit: Spelling...

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Thats the BEST thing I ever heard Birdbot!!!

[Reply #219 on:]

'DrT, you ungreatful PEELer, after all I've done for you!'

The Professor - TMLH

[Reply #220 on:]

 

Originally posted by Birdbot:
"Me: I'm cracking up. In my dreams I'm happy because I win all the quote games, but when I'm awake DrT plays tricks on me.

Teral: Oh take it easy Birdbot.

Young_and_Angry: In every thread we have some trouble.
 
germanfryfan: But when you worry you make it double.
 
[Singing]

Young_and_Angry and germanfryfan: Don't worry! Bee happy!

M0le The ubermods says your post is spam...

Teral: They might give you a ban.

germanfryfan: But don't worry!

[He posts an animated gif - a bee flies out and stings Farnsworth's head.]

Bee: Bee...

M0le: ...happy!

[His head explodes]

Nasty Pasty: Ain't got no POTM,
Ain't got no grammar,
PEElers call me a spammer,
But does Nasty worry?
Nah, you wish!

[The bee stings him.]

Bee: Bee...

Nasty Pasty: ...happy!

[He explodes. Teral holds Young_and_Angry and posts around as the bee flies alongside.]

Teral: Don't worry now Young_and_Angry!

[The bee stings him and he explodes.]

Young_and_Angry: OK! I'm happy!

[The bee stings her and she explodes.]

[Streamers and glitter falls around the thread and germanfryfan dances on it.]

germanfryfan: Take us home GFF! Don't worry!

Bee: Bee...

[It stings him.]

germanfryfan: ...happy!

[He explodes in a rather nice display of fireworks. The smoke clears and everyone is back at the thread posting.]

[/End Singing]

Me: (to PEElers around) Uh, were you lot just singing?

germanfryfan: No I was telling you not to worry. I'm not allowed to sing - admin order."

-PE crew in The Sting

Woah, that id friggin sweet! And I'm mentioned!  No, that's bnot the only reason I like it. Anyways..
"My life and to extension everyone else is meaningless!" and If I'm correct with that being in Time Keeps On Slippin', "*walks off whistleing Globetrotters song thing*"
Bender in *hopefully* Time Keeps On Slippin'

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"With my last breath i curse DrT"
Farnsworth but i cant remember the episode(NOOOOOOOOOO!)
Birdbot that was without a doubt the best 40 minute quote solo i have ever heard, the parts when i was awake BLEW.MY.MIND

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The episode is Teenage Mutanat Leela's Hurdles.

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Out of Boredom I will go even though Birdbot is bound to win!
Me: I may not know much about Quote Games! But I do know a lot about doing stuff for 1 win!
If you think one quote can defeat me then you don't know my name is Matthew P Ho..(gets electrocuted by Dr Thunder88)
Fry (edited) The Luck if the Fryrish!

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"Remembering the quotes is the easy part. The hard part is remembering the quotes."

Professor, Farnsworth Parabox (edited)

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That is absolutely fantastic birdbot, if only i were involved in the song,but, alas, it was not to be

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I believe it's 24-hour rule now.

[Reply #227 on:]

i believe we all know whos going to win, so Birdbot may as well go now

[Reply #228 on:]

Ok...

It's midnight, and the police have found you burying your best friend's dead body. How do you explain this?

[Reply #229 on:]

I'm sure there's a perfectly(dirt falls out of your sweater) I said 'I'm sure there's a perfectly r-(again)perfectly reason-(again)reasonable-(again)
- Bender, 'A Fishful of Dollars'

[Reply #230 on:]

(I pause, looking at the hacked up body, blood all over me and a big hole in the ground)
"It was ghosts! Big ones! Aaa-and a tornado!"
- Bender, How Hermes Requiestitioned His Groove Back

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My first clue came at 2:15 when the clock stopped. My next clue came 2 hours later at 2:15 when I found the murdered body of (insert name here)'s dead, deceased corpse.

-Zoidberg, Anthology Of Interest 1

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Me:  I don't know what came over me...  I stabbed him once on impulse, but then I had to stab him again, and again...

Officer:  Well...that covers the first 3 stabbings....

-Fry, Leela, AOI1 (edited)

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Originally posted by Young_and_Angry:
I'm sure there's a perfectly(dirt falls out of your sweater) I said 'I'm sure there's a perfectly r-(again)perfectly reason-(again)reasonable-(again)
- Bender, 'A Fishful of Dollars'

Shall we take bets as to how many times this line is going to be used every time a police-situation comes up?  My guess is all of them.

My quote:
Grab a shovel.  I'm only one skull short of PEELathon Reunion.
-Bender paraphrased in "Luck of the Fryrish"

And call it heresey if you will, but I was less than impressed with Birdbot's quote.  Perhaps it was my limited exposure to that episode, or perhaps it was the complete irrelevance of all but the first three or four lines.  At any rate, the invocation of the twenty-four hour rule was a ploy on my part to let the popular favorite win without selling out to the neophyte masses.

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ME: Cheese it!

Bender from Mars University

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"well, im glad thats over, after all im a lone wolf, a soliatary eagle, a cuddly baby tepar, and thats why i killed him"

bender, Love & Rocket edited heavily, also most of the quote is forgotten so if thats why it doesnt make sense forgive me

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Person: (gasps) He's dead!
Police: Well lets get him out of here he's starting to stink up the place! He's beginning to smell a lot like Death if you know what I mean!
Me: Wow this Horror novel is a real butt novel!
Freind: Yeh but what are you gonna do?
Fry and Farnsie from Anthology of Interest 2 and
Small girl and Fry from A tale of two santas!
And Bender in Oh my god I can't remember crap!
Someone help me out!
By the way Bish it is Tapir not tepar! Other than that it seems fine!

[Reply #237 on:]

 

Originally posted by DrThunder88:
And call it heresey if you will, but I was less than impressed with Birdbot's quote.  Perhaps it was my limited exposure to that episode, or perhaps it was the complete irrelevance of all but the first three or four lines.

The aim of this game is to respond to a situation posted with a quote from the series. When editing quotes, I try to say as close to the original quote as possible. In The Sting, Leela's mind plays a trick on her with the singing, and in my edited quote, you play a trick on me with the singing (as i alluded to in the first line, with 'DrT plays tricks on me' instead of 'my mind'. I made the lyrics related to PEEL, about as much as getting banned is related to not winning quiote games as landlords litigating is related to Leela thinking Fry is alive.
But you are entitled to your opinion, so lets get on with the game.

The winner is......
M0le!

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Thanks Birdbot, the first time I've won a quote game and have been around to post a situation. 
You wake up in the morning with a hangover from staying out drinking all night. Your parents/partner ask you where you were, what do you say?

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Up yours bimbo!

Bender- My three suns