I Can't Believe it's Another Quote Game!!!

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"What do I look like? A guy who isn't lazy?"
Sal in TSHL

WAHoooooo! TOTPD(of the third kind!)

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Now, we all love chores, so it's only fair that we all pitch in and clean up together. Still, I propose we make Zoidberg do it. All in favor?

-Hermes (paraphrased) "Amazon Women..."

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"Hey, when you look this good, you don't have to do anything!" Fry in I, roommate

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Ok, fine. Zoidberg, clean up. Everyone else, take five

Leela, Roswell that ends well

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Me: I guess it is technically possible, but i am already in my pajamas.

Farnsworth in SP3K

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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Now, we all love chores, so it's only fair that we all pitch in and clean up together. Still, I propose we make Zoidberg do it. All in favor?

-Hermes (paraphrased) "Amazon Women..."

DrThunder what are you doing in On-topic....? Get the hell out....! 

*The cleaning being the only work I've ever had to do*

"Well I'm not doing it...." Bender in err one of them....

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And the person who avoided doing the chores sucessfully is:

Germanfryfan!

Go put your feet up 

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Allright, the second I actually won in this game!

OK:

You were on a party, had a few drinks and are driving  home in your car now. A police officer stops you and of course your guilty of a dui (Driving under influence). You say to him:

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'We robots need alcohol to function'

Bender - in something....

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Offtopic, for the most part, has become a drivelsome dump of uninteresting crap.  No one can stop me from being on-topic now!

But on with the game:
What? Me? I didn't do nothing. You're thinking of the kid.
-Bender in "Xmas Story"

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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
 No one can stop me from being on-topic now!

My god! He's gone mad with power, like that Albert Sweitzer guy.

"Uh, theres obviously been some sort of mistake here. [Wine bottles fall out of door] I'm sure there's...[More bottles fall out.]...I say I'm sure there's...[Beer bottles fall out.]...that is, I'm sure there's...a very...reasonable... [throws up on cop]..."

 - Bender, "A Fishfull of Dollar"

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No I'm....isn't!

Fry, slighty modified "Route of all evil

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"Alcohol fuels my power cells, and as a mighty robot, I...(Burps, falls asleep)

Fry- Insane in the Mainframe

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I shouldn't even try, since Teral's is awesome, but:

(assuming the cop hasn't said anything yet)
(innocently) "Are you here to fumigate the moose head?"
Gearshift in "Mars University"

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yeah i agree Dr. Morberg it is an awfully good quote on the other hand so is yours so ill just can it now
anyway:

"I'm boned" (sorry had to use a classic)
Or
"cheese it" (and speed away)

 - Bender in Mars U and various episodes

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*pulls out knife and points it at friends in the backseat*
"Hostages!"

- Roberto, Insane in the Mainframe

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hey, do i preach to you when youre driving drunk. NO!!!! now beat it!


bender, hell is other robots

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" Get off......I once knew a guy like you.....He wasn't neither.....Oh I'm a real good Driver!"
Drunken Bender for Birdbot of Ice Catraz *edited*

or

Cop: 5 Hours community service
Me: Aww Community service couldn't you have given me the death penalty!

Hyperchicken and Bender also from the Birdbot of Ice catraz *edited*

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"Alright!! Closure!!!!"

Bender in 300BB

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It's been a day!

And I have to agree that Teral's was the best, again. Birdbot was a close second in my opinion.

Well Teral, you've the honor to do the next, if you want to.

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I would like to thank the Academy, my legions of fans and the six-pack I drank before dreaming this up.

Ehh, I'm a bit blank at the moment, I pass my turn to the first PEEL to post in this thread again.

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I was the next person, but it seems to be to soon, so whoever's next...

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I'll take the honour!

You've been sent by the mods to clean up the mess in the offtopic board. The first thing you say / do upon seeing it is...

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is it like they're being stupid in one of the off topic places, or offtopic on a thread, or what, either way i think this works

sirs you foget yourseves, shut up

bender, bird-bot of ice-catraz,

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"I'm not allowed to clean up! Court order!"

Bender - The Sting

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"If rubbing frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don't wanna be right!"
(Everyone stops spamming and stares at me)
"Let's conservate!"
(Pulls out gun, Starts shooting at spammers)

Waterfall Sr. - Birdbot of Icecatraz (spliced)

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"Let's moderate!" might have been more hilarious.

VelourFog, Moderator Grade 19: I'm afraid we've lost to the Master Test thread, And it would take some sort of giant, mechanical, atomic-powered moderating machine to fix it.
DrThunder, Moderator Grade 2 Billion: You Rang?
Sung
When I was new there was the New Test in Offtopic
With sixty-nine pages of posting.
Everything was alright but I cried all night
It screwed up PEELified's hosting.
And they said "This boy's born to moderate,
Born to be all compulsive and funny."
I made PEELers and PEELettes sign long affadavits
That transferred me all of their money.

Venus: But something changed when the man turned mod.

DrThunder: I was postin' but I wasn't wordy.

Venus: He forgot that it's not about status or rank.

DrThunder: It's supposed to be about the nerdy...people!

We didn't choose to be Ubermods,
No that's what almighty [-mArc-] made us!
We'd treat PEELers like goats,
And delete their posts,
Even though nobody pays us!

They say that PEEL looks down on the Ubermods,
They say we're dorky, power-mad and weird.
But when push comes to shove,
You gotta do what you love,
Even if it's not a good idea!  Nurdbot!

Nurdbot: Thy sed thaat i shld probbabbly chek mi splling!

FishyJoe: They poo-pooed my mullet a-va-tar.

Drippy_Taco: They said I probably shouldn't be a Quote Nazi.

[-mArc-]: Someone alert me?  What's the matter?

-Morgan, Hermes et al in "How Hermes..."

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*CHEERS* That is freaking Hilarious!!!! Great job.
Now I've gotta think of one.

Me: [moaning about threads] Oh, but that craps heavy...and long!
~Brannagin Begin again
Oy! It's a crummy quote!

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Me: "Ok, I'll fix it....I'll fix it with both hands!"

Bender, "I Second That Emotion" (edited)
I think DrThunder88 deserves to win.
Yay, I'm finally a Bending Unit! 

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Sure, some one's gotta do it, but not me, no siree.
Bender, "A Tale of Two Santas"

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(To off-topic posters)

"THIS is where you post?"
-Morgan Proctor, HHRHQB (edited)

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You: Guards!
Guards: Yeh!
You: Bring the forms I need to have these PEELers taken away!
Beurocrat number 1.0 and guards! (edited)
Yeh I know it was crap and DrThunder88 is gonna win but hey!

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Well done all for trying, but I have to give it to DrThunder88 - that was hilarious!
       

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Late one night you find yourself alone in an alley in the bad part of town cornered by a gang of toughs.  What dazzlingly brave/cowardly/nerdy thing do you say to them?

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[In strange Neptunian Elf voice] "Please don't kill me!"
~Tale of two Santas
I can't remember if they said it in the episode or if it was just the table read.

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"I'll let you punch me for a buck! (hits me) You hit me, you owe me a dollar!"
Neptunian elf from A tale of two santas!
or alternatively
"Hey, hey get away! I'll give you five bucks to not do what you're thinking about  doing! Hehe you just lost five dollars!"
Bender in A head in the polls!

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"Stay back! I don't want to hurt you!!
*they attack me*
I didn't want you to hurt me either!!"

Mutant in Leela's Homeworld.

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(to one of the thugs) "Hey, take a picture of me being 'mugged'"

Fry, "The Lesser of Two Evils"

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scared : "What do you monsters want?" Fry - AoI II

or

heroic : "Stop! Take one more step, and I breathe fire on you!" Fry - Fear of a bot planet

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'I'm too scared to find my pocket. Here, I'll just take off my pants and give you those'

Fry - Less than Hero