I Can't Believe it's Another Quote Game!!!

[Reply #80 on:]

Ok, I guess I will choose one:
People are passing around yearbooks. What do you write in them that will identify you as "That idiot that's obsessed with Futurama".
Woo! Writer's Block Top of the Page Dance!
Cuz trying to make decent fan fics is hard!

[Reply #81 on:]

"Here is to another lousy yearbook" Fry in SP3000

or

"Bite my shiny metal ass" Bender in nearly every episode

[Reply #82 on:]

if they put me on a postage stamp tell them to use the young me
(war is the h word)

[Reply #83 on:]

"I.C.Weiner"
Fry - Space Pilot 3000

Edited, the other was too depressing.

[Reply #84 on:]

[thinking]*Oh, God how do I spell it*
"p, q, r, n, g."
Robot Santa, Xmas Story

[Reply #85 on:]

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
I (Insert name), BID YOU HELLO!
YOU DON'T KNOW ME, THOUGH YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF ME, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
LONG STORY SHORT...
I'M A NERD

- Edited Bender's message in 'Obsoletely Fabulous'

[Reply #86 on:]

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing...."

Oh wait that's from The Simpsons....

"REMEMBER ME....!!"

Short but sweet, Bender in APTR....

[Reply #87 on:]

'See you in a thousand years'

Fry - SP3000

a nice original series quote.

[Reply #88 on:]

"Well, at least I have all my friends ... hello?"

 - Zoidberg, "The Deep South" (edited)

[Reply #89 on:]

"Nice meeting you."

-Farnsworth, Xmas Story

[Reply #90 on:]

"Greetings from your long-lost friend. Norm and Sam and Sadie's boy, remember?"

Zoidberg, "That's Lobstertainment"

[Reply #91 on:]

[Zapp] And without further ad-yer, I declare the quote game winner...[/zapp]

M0le!

Your go!

[Reply #92 on:]

No M0le yet? I suggest someone places a situation soon (I can't be arsed) otherwise people will start getting testy.....

[Reply #93 on:]

So what about McNiel_Rocks's idea,in the thread she opened without knowing this one?

 

Originally posted by McNiel_Rocks in her doomed thread:

ok then... You walk into a bar order a drink then once your ready to pay you notice you dont have enough money. What do you say?....

[Reply #94 on:]

"I can't pay."
~Zoidberg, The Problem with Popplers

[Reply #95 on:]

Barman: Do you intend to pay for those?

You: Hell no.... [walk away]

Bender - A flight to Remember.

[Reply #96 on:]

::takes a sip of the drink::
"My vision's fading. I think I'm gonna die."
::bill arrives::
"You're charging me? After you blinded me?"

- Fry, "My Three Suns"
- Leela, "Bender Gets Made"

[Reply #97 on:]

Aw, hell-OH, I mean heck.
Bender, Hell is Other Robots                                           

No I can't think of anything better.

[Reply #98 on:]

-sorry - this post shouldn't have been made-

Or, I could phrase it as:
- Oops.

Fry in A Big Piece of Garbage

[Reply #99 on:]

(To person next to you) "I'm actually outraged by the price of the beer. Really it's the bartender's fault." (smack bartender)

Bender, "Bendless Love" (heavily edited)

[Reply #100 on:]

"Yo! hook me up! my throat's dry and i've tried everything!" *looks at empty wallet* "oh, right, nevermind."

-Fry, 30% Iron Chef

[Reply #101 on:]

Bartender: 5 Bucks.
Me: But sir, I have only 7 pennies. I would have to go out in the cold and beg for the rest.
Bartender: Well, I guess you should have thought about that before you decided to steal my booze!

-Bender and Tinny Tim, Xmas Story (deleted scene)

[Reply #102 on:]

It's been more than 24h so I'll pick a winner:

Teral's combination...

...was the best for me.

Come on dude, post the next situation.

[Reply #103 on:]

::laughs like Wernstrom in "Crimes Of The Hot::

The leader of your country is visiting the city you live in. Due to some shenanigans your dog end up biting him on the ass. What do you say/do?

[Reply #104 on:]

President: Hey,I just got bit in the ass, and I don't see anyone kissing it!
You: Alright, I'm coming!
Zoidberg/Bender "I second that emotion
and
You: Cheese it!              Bender, I think "Mars University" and more

[Reply #105 on:]

In case of Gerhard Schröder:

"That's a good boy" Larry (?) in "A fishfull of dollars"

[Reply #106 on:]

"People think you're a dumb mutt who smells bad, can't find a girlfriend and has a crummy job. But you're keepin' it real and call no man Mister."

Fry, in "Jurassic Bark"

[Reply #107 on:]

"I may have liked the President if he wasn't a pompous jerk who got bitten by my dog."

Leela, "Love's Labours Lost In Space" (edited)

[Reply #108 on:]

"Your Majesty, a package came for you."
Package contains sign reading: Please Don't Bite the Emporer

-Paraphrased from "My Three Suns"

[Reply #109 on:]

Dog: Hey sugar cookie. You know nothing can legally stop me from biting your butt!
Me: You will have to excuse him, he gets this way around meaty looking Prime Ministers.

Clinten and Ford~Head in the Polls
Not sure if it's anywhere near the exact quote.

[Reply #110 on:]

 'He's so cute! He can do two things at one time: Bite and snarl. Ooo - three things.'
 
Fry - Jurassic Bark (edited)

[Reply #111 on:]

"You call that biting?.. I should be weeping! I'm not weeping!"
*Whips dog and president, gets beaten up by secret service*
Bender - I Second that Emotion - Heavily Modified

[Reply #112 on:]

The President is being mauled by my dog!  What an honor!

Zoidberg - Roswell That Ends Well (modified)

[Reply #113 on:]

 

Originally posted by maddoc3d:
"You call that biting?.. I should be weeping! I'm not weeping!"
*Whips dog and president, gets beaten up by secret service*
Bender - I Second that Emotion - Heavily Modified

Actually, I think that quote is from The Day the Earth Stood Stupid.

[Reply #114 on:]

KiKiX is right, you know. 

but, anyway...

Dog: *in Nixon voice* That's it... you just made my list. Arooo....
-Nixon, edited a little, SP3K

[Reply #115 on:]

Me: Hurray!

Leela from Cyber House Rules.

[Reply #116 on:]

Teral that combination post was brilliant....! 

This thread rules, you guys and girls think of the best quotes....I always go blank....

*Dog starts barking after biting the Prime Minister*

"Shut up dammit....!"

Nixon in AHITP

[Reply #117 on:]

And the winner, instead of any of the nominees, is the legendary Coilette!

[Reply #118 on:]

Surely you mean Iconic? 

You've just been told to do some household chores, of course you don't want to, what do you say?

[Reply #119 on:]

"Nope! Watchin' cartoons!"
Bender and Fry from Brannigan begin again!