I Can't Believe it's Another Quote Game!!!

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WOW! I've been gone a long time haven't i! Thanx to KiKiX For starting this thread! Maybe i should change my signature to: Creator of the original 'Not Another Quote Game!'.

EDIT: FINALLY, MY FIRST TOTPD!!!  Ooh, yeah, come on baby, do-da ba-ba!!

[Reply #161 on:]

Excuse a stupid newbie question, what the heck is  TOTPD? 

[Reply #162 on:]

Top of the page dance.
"Hit a little lower and alot softer"
Zapp, "Kif gets knocked up a notch"

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The one time I forget to get ass beating insurance.

Fry - Bender Gets Made. Edited.

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"Stay back! Or I'll... beat the tar out of you...using superpowers! (makes ghostly noises)"

Leela/Bender:  Less Than Hero

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*me tries to beat them up*
Me: "Oh no! Killing isn't working and that's all I'm good at!"

some person, anthology of interest 1, slightly edited.

[Reply #166 on:]

But, I don't belong here! I don't like things that are scary and painfull!

-Bender in Hell is Other Robots

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I like the idea of ass beating insurance.  maddoc, it's you.

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I feel so honored, Ok this is suggested by my friend Anne:

While hanging out at a girlfriend/boyfriend's house waiting to go on a date, their cat comes over to you and pee's all over your pants. What do you say to to buy you some time to get it cleaned before the person noticies?

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"You enjoy yourselve for the next two hours. And be sure not to leave, uh, for at least two hours! I'm going out to pick up some smokes. Uh, really good smokes! Two hours."

-Nixon, COTH

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"I think you forgot your apartment on fire, don't you want to go check?"

modified, Leela in Less than Hero

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"Tell me im sexy and I will take my pants off and dance around a little!"

(very modified)Zapp's pickup line from AWITM

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"I learned how to handle delicate social situations like this from a little show called Three's Company. Um, let me think. Come and knock on our door, nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh. Uh, Mr Roper..."

- Fry, "A Flight To Remember"

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"Yes, well...excuse me. I got to powder my mouth-flaps" *run off immediately* Edna in Why must I be a crustacean in love

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Them: What's that on your pants?
Me: I'm sure there's a perfectly(Cat pees on you again) I said 'I'm sure there's a perfectly r-(again)perfectly reason-(again)reasonable-(again)
- Bender, 'A Fishful of Dollars'

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"For all I care we can sit around all day drinking beer in our underpants."

--Zapp Brannigan paraphrased from "Brannigan Begin Again"

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"Woo!"  *Drops pants.*

- Fry, "Brannigan Begin Again"

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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
"Let's moderate!" might have been more hilarious.

VelourFog, Moderator Grade 19: I'm afraid we've lost to the Master Test thread, And it would take some sort of giant, mechanical, atomic-powered moderating machine to fix it.
DrThunder, Moderator Grade 2 Billion: You Rang?
Sung
When I was new there was the New Test in Offtopic
With sixty-nine pages of posting.
Everything was alright but I cried all night
It screwed up PEELified's hosting.
And they said "This boy's born to moderate,
Born to be all compulsive and funny."
I made PEELers and PEELettes sign long affadavits
That transferred me all of their money.

Venus: But something changed when the man turned mod.

DrThunder: I was postin' but I wasn't wordy.

Venus: He forgot that it's not about status or rank.

DrThunder: It's supposed to be about the nerdy...people!

We didn't choose to be Ubermods,
No that's what almighty [-mArc-] made us!
We'd treat PEELers like goats,
And delete their posts,
Even though nobody pays us!

They say that PEEL looks down on the Ubermods,
They say we're dorky, power-mad and weird.
But when push comes to shove,
You gotta do what you love,
Even if it's not a good idea!  Nurdbot!

Nurdbot: Thy sed thaat i shld probbabbly chek mi splling!

FishyJoe: They poo-pooed my mullet a-va-tar.

Drippy_Taco: They said I probably shouldn't be a Quote Nazi.

[-mArc-]: Someone alert me?  What's the matter?

-Morgan, Hermes et al in "How Hermes..."

i love you.

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Them: Eww what smells like Cat Pee?
Me: I do! Kiss me..[grab b/f]

Amy + Kif - 300 big boys

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them: everyones to polite to say it, but you're covered in cat pee
me: not covered


fry and leela, edited when aliens attack

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"I'm too nerveous to come up with an excuse. Here, I'll just take of my pants and give you those."

 - Fry, "Less Than hero" (edited)

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Me: Eww, i don't like what i see!

Mugger, "Less than hero"

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well played M0le, your turn.

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Originally posted by Venus:
 i love you.

Everybody does.

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All righty then, M0le hasn't come yet, so even though I can't be arsed, I'll come up with a situation.
You insult someone bigger and stupider than you without realizing it. Chalengeing you to a fight, you say...

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"It's Bending time! Take this, an' this! Ya! Hui, ya!" *makes karate-moves in the air, then
Gets hit by your enemy*
"I think you missunderstood the concept of Bendering time?!? "
Bender - Raging Bender

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"Call me cocky, but if there's an ass out there I can't kick I haven't met it and kicked it yet."

--Zapp paraphrased from "When Aliens Attack"

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"Oh, I'm boned."

- Bender, "Raging Bender"

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Me: "Ok, I'm ready, give me the bell, give me the bell!"
Someone rings a bell
Me: "Did you just hear a noise?"

-Bender, "Raging Bender"

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Me: "No bully have the will of a warrior. You have the will of a housewife, or at best a schoolmarm."
Bully: "That’s it. I’ll take you on, right now!"
Me: "Very well. But you see I have the will of a warrior, therefore the battle is already over. The winner: ME! Rematch? You loose again! Had enough? I thought so! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA"

 - Phnog and Leela, "Raging Bender"

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Me: Stay right there, I don't want to hurt you.

*Bully gives me a rather convincing uppercut*

Me (lying on the floor): I didn't want you to hurt me either....

Mutant - I second that emotion

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"This isn't a fight, it's a moider!"

paraphrased from IHawk - War is the H-Word

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"You bastard!I'll kill you!!"

Fry in WMIBACIL or:

"Im gonna open a whole file of whoop-ass on you!"

The Masked Unit in Raging Bender

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Me: Right my plan, hit him in the groin! Once I hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards! Checkmate!
Zapp Brannigan in When Aliens Attack!

[Reply #194 on:]

All righty then, I declare the quote game winner....

Show spoiler

Teral

For you have the will of a warrior! Ha, Ha ha!

[Reply #195 on:]

And I'm a lousy teacher too, it all works out. Anyway..

You and your best friend find a coffin full of money in an alley. What do you do/say?

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Take a $300 bill outta my top, blow my nose on it,turn to friend and say:
                                               "Now thats walking around money!"

Mom- THBB
<also funny cos dead people dont walk around-unless they are zombies!>

[Reply #197 on:]

Heh, replace "coffin" with "suitcase", if that'll make the task easier.

I actually meant suitcase, but for some strange reason I wrote coffin. Maybe I'm not used to having vacation 

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"Oh I'm so excited I wish I could wet my pants....!"

Bender in Bender Gets Made

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yes! im rich! you too but its hard to get excited about that

bender, problem with popplers