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germanfryfan

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« Reply #280 on: 05-17-2004 08:22 »
« Last Edit on: 05-17-2004 08:22 »

   
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Originally posted by gottalovebender:
You hear an oboe or clarenet and think it sounds like a holophonor
You can succesfully quote every episode
You know every song ever played on futurama, what episode it was in, the picture that went along with the song, and can sing to it
You're the one responding to this thread


   eek She's talking about me!

Cos I think of Holophponers and make a list of every song played on the show and when, in which scene, it was played.

Edit: "Oh, your god": It's another TOTPD for me
dimension_8

Bending Unit
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« Reply #281 on: 05-17-2004 14:36 »
« Last Edit on: 05-17-2004 14:36 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Neil McNeil:
- ur MSN name is a futurama quote

Heh heh mines, "Glagnars human rinds, Its a buncha cruncha muncha human!"

Also you've watched too much futurama when you commit genicide on all star trek fans by throwing them all into a volcano while saying "He's dead Jim."
TheLampIncident

Urban Legend
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« Reply #282 on: 05-17-2004 15:12 »

Today I did the "heart, head, and away" salute from When Aliens Attack. God, I'm pathetic.
3/4 of a Jesus

Starship Captain
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« Reply #283 on: 05-17-2004 16:26 »

I can do a perfect impression of Roberto, and I creep    up behind my friends and scream,
WATCH OUT, RED, I GOTTA PRACTICE MY STABBIN'!
gottalovebender

Bending Unit
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« Reply #284 on: 05-17-2004 18:06 »

you tell people you are the greetest but you are leaving earth for no raisin

you concently are telling people to make that bitch their bitch that bastard when watching strangers in a fight in public

wonder if the guy your dating has 5 other girls he's planning on marrying and only dating you cause he had another house and wanted some one to clean it

you eat hippies

you are shocked to find that the restaraunt you're eating at doesn't have any human horn, slurm, soilent cola, and that thier cheff is human, and doesn't spice food with a weasel

you meet some one named phil and laugh your ass off, telling them all about their adventures in space

you have to be held back by your reletives from poking out your eye

you go to an opra only to find out there are more than one person playing music

you go to a party and are depressed slurms mckenzi (sp?) isn't there

you try and flush alligators/crokidiles down the toilette

you go into the sewer and search for a civilization


My hair smells like avocado
scooty puff snr

Bending Unit
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« Reply #285 on: 05-18-2004 02:45 »

You dress your poor horse up as Bender (who is also named Bender), dye your hair purple and walk around with a patch over your eye. (I did win fancy dress day though)
3/4 of a Jesus

Starship Captain
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« Reply #286 on: 05-18-2004 16:26 »

That is one cool idea for a costume! But how many people actually knew who Leela was? If I did that, only, like, 2 people would know who I was supposed to be.  laff ignorant humans! I will DESTROY THEM!
scooty puff snr

Bending Unit
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« Reply #287 on: 05-18-2004 23:07 »

Most people knew, because i wouldn't shut up about it. one of the judges had to be told though.
SlackJawedMoron

Urban Legend
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« Reply #288 on: 05-19-2004 02:52 »
« Last Edit on: 05-19-2004 02:52 »

When ever you see or here about the Ascension, you keep imagining Jesus saying:

"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisen!"

when he's rising up towards heaven...
bender+fry

Professor
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« Reply #289 on: 05-20-2004 20:25 »

you are a graffiti artist who draws pictures of bender.
canned eggs

Space Pope
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« Reply #290 on: 05-29-2004 14:15 »
« Last Edit on: 05-29-2004 14:15 »

Here's one:

I'm still trying to use the baseball game broadcast in Luck of the Fryrish to determine Fry's exact birthdate.  At this point, that means I'm seriously considering going to a newspaper morgue and looking up the box scores of hundreds of Mets games to find one where Jerry Grote is hit by a pitch for the final play.  It shouldn't be hard because I only have to look for wins, and it is the Mets after all...

Edit: I went to retrosheet.org, and it doesn't look like such a game ever happened.  Grote has never had a walkoff bean.  Both times he was hit in 1977, when I estimate Fry was born, were in the second inning.  RIPOFF!

canned eggs: all rights reserved, all wrongs reversed.
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #291 on: 05-29-2004 16:09 »

whenever you watch a sports game you wait until the Giant Spider comes onto the field/pitch.
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
Urban Legend
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« Reply #292 on: 05-29-2004 16:15 »
« Last Edit on: 05-29-2004 16:15 »

@canned eggs: Search in the year 1975.
In the story board of SP3000 was mentioned that Fry was born on July 13th 1975.
Maybe the writers kept that date until Luck of the Fryrish?

ontopic:

When you think "Oh my god John Travolta just killed Hermes!" while watching Pulp Fiction, what I do right now.


Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #293 on: 05-29-2004 16:49 »

When at your school's  field day you seriously consider getting Bender, or the ship from the PE logo for a henna tatoo.
When you actually GET Bender or the ship from the PE logo for your henna tatoo.
When you search TV listings for "All My Circuits"
When you actually FIND "All My Circuits" on the TV listings.
When you're with a friend introducing themselves, you say "And I'm his friend Jesus!"
canned eggs

Space Pope
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« Reply #294 on: 05-29-2004 17:49 »
« Last Edit on: 05-29-2004 17:49 »

   
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Originally posted by germanfryfan:
@canned eggs: Search in the year 1975.
In the story board of SP3000 was mentioned that Fry was born on July 13th 1975.
Maybe the writers kept that date until Luck of the Fryrish?

On July 13, 1975, the Mets lost 5-3 in Cincinnatti.  Grote went 2-4 and did not get beaned.  He grounded out to start the 9th, and the final play was Kranepool grounding out. 

Grote was hit by a pitch in a win July 31 1975, in Pittsburgh, in the 8th inning, but Kranepool didn't play that game.

Grote was hit by a pitch in a win in which Kranepool played (and struck out) July 29, 1974, at home against the Expos, but he was hit in the first inning before Kranepool ever batted, the winning run was off a homerun by John Milner, and the game ended with the Expos hitting into a double play, so the chronology's wrong.

However, if we accept that the play by play could be out of order somehow, that could be the game, because it would make Fry 25 when he got frozen, which I read was his age somewhere.

Grote's batting stats

Edit: the May 11, 1973 game is another candidate.  The Mets won 4-3 in Pittsburgh, Kranepool struck out in the first, Grote was hit by a pitch to load the bases in the 7th, and the winning run scored when the next batter walked.  The final play was the Pirates grounding out, but if we accept that there could be a hiatus between the call of Kranepool's strikeout and Grote's bean, then another one between the bean and the "Mets win! Mets win!" then it makes some sense.

Kranepool struck out and Grote was hit by a pitch consecutively on May 29, 1972, in a 7-6 win in St. Louis.  It was in the second inning, and didn't score any runs, but it reduces the necessary number of hiatuses to one.

Hey, wait, today's May 29.  It might be Fry's birthday today.

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Alee

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« Reply #295 on: 05-30-2004 02:01 »
« Last Edit on: 05-30-2004 02:01 »

These do apply to me, for a geek am I:

You take every opportunity to yell, "Shut up and get to the point!"

You continue to make up your own words. I did do that before Futurama, but now I do it more often.

You sometimes refer to yourself as a "brain-dead space jockey" and/or a "poor demented honky", and your friends have taken to doing so as well.

Whenever someone is boring you, you say, "I'm bored. You're boring, [insert name here]."

You're terminally stuck in the past (1970s, anyone?) but Futurama alleviates some of your disdain for the future.

You refer to old-school rap as "classical music".

You know that Fry's name has only one "L" in "Philip", there's no "e" on the end of "Fry", and that it's "Leela", not "Leila" – and correct anyone you catch misspelling them. (I'm a grammar snob as well as a Futurama geek.)

You've dreamed yourself into the show as a fully-animated character. Then drew and colored that character the next day.

Whenever one of your friends says something mundane or boring, you and your other friends launch into the "Nobody Cares!" song from the "Luck of the Fryrish" commentary track.

   
Quote
Originally posted by Young_and_Angry:
When you're with a friend introducing themselves, you say "And I'm his friend Jesus!"

Oh, man. That's hysterical. Not that I've ever done that or anything…

   
Quote
Originally posted by Futurama_Hil:
You can't watch too much Futurama.

Aha. That's it right there.

Kicked your ass.
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #296 on: 05-30-2004 12:52 »
« Last Edit on: 05-30-2004 12:52 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Alee:
(I'm a grammar snob as well as a Futurama geek.)


Us grammar snobs are looked down upon.. like the beuraucrats! (No, I cannot spell.)

 
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You've dreamed yourself into the show as a fully-animated character. Then drew and colored that character the next day.
So what if I did?... I have more than one drawing of myself Groening style! I've really got to get a life...meh, Futurama's better.


   no no    tongue    roll eyes

"Does not your scrotum need kicking?"
pokemaster

Crustacean
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« Reply #297 on: 05-30-2004 15:08 »

When you dress your dog up as nibbler and call it nibbler.
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #298 on: 05-30-2004 17:42 »

 
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Originally posted by pokemaster:
When you dress your dog up as nibbler and call it nibbler.

I call my hampster Nibbler. But he doesnt eat large predatory animals....

Kyle_M
Starship Captain
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« Reply #299 on: 05-30-2004 18:40 »

You run away in fear when the number 2 is mentioned.

You think of human life as "extendable".
Shaucker

Professor
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« Reply #300 on: 06-17-2004 09:14 »

You can recite things in Basic and Binary (but only to ask where the bathroom is);
You force your dog to take you to Eternium;
You GET to Eternium;
You learn all the songs/holophoner licks on your instrument of choice (done and done);
You can recite not only dialogue, but Audio Commentary;
Your science teacher mentions cryogenics and you go "whoooo!" (uh....yeah, I really did that)
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #301 on: 06-18-2004 04:57 »
« Last Edit on: 06-18-2004 04:57 »

you notice work from the staff of futurama before they had even done the show ie you recognise a 3D shot in "beavis and butthead do america" as work of a futurama staffer,a certain Scott Vanzo who does the visual effects and animation on futurama pops up,who then in the credits.
PhoenixLeo

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #302 on: 06-18-2004 11:59 »
« Last Edit on: 06-18-2004 11:59 »

- You overhear a group of girls mentioning "peeling" and immediately interrupt them aksing what their aliases are.

-Whenever you go to get something at the pharmacy, you ask if whatever you are after is available in the form of a suppository.
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #303 on: 06-18-2004 16:35 »

You're God to a tiny civilization that live on your body
You use boneitis as an excuse to saty home from school
John Pannozzi

Starship Captain
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« Reply #304 on: 06-19-2004 13:23 »
« Last Edit on: 07-09-2004 00:00 »

Whenever you watch the Simpsons, you always say, "C'mon, man, where are the Futurama references?"

You only go out with girls named Leela or Amy or guys named Philip or Hubert or Hermes or John.

You undergo dangerous surgery to look like Leela.

You want to be a head in a jar.

You have fantasies of having intercourse with Fry/Leela/Amy/etc.

You're upset that TV Guide seemed happy at Futurama's cancellation, didn't include Futurama in their 50 greatest TV shows or greatest Cult TV shows, and didn't include any Futurama characters in their 50 greatest cartoon characters.

You think the New New Yorkers could kick the Springfieldians's asses.

You indentify Billy West as "guy who played Fry, Prof. Farnswoth, Dr. Zoidberg, Zapp, Leo Wong and Nixon's head" instead of "the guy who played Stimpy" or whatever.

You indentify Katey Sagal as "the woman who played Leela" instead of "the woman who played Peg Bundy" or whatever.

You identify Lauren Tom as "the woman who played Amy" instead of "the woman who plays Connie" or whatever.

You only watch King of the Hill to support Lauren Tom and Dave Herman.

You only watch the Simpsons to support Matt Groening.

You pretend that Lauren Tom's character, Amy, in the 1994 film "When a Man loves a woman", is an older Amy Wong who went back in time.

You think that Marge and Lisa should have 1 eye and purple hair tyed up in a ponytail.

You think that Homer should have orange hair.

You think that Bart should be gray.

You think that Maggie should be Asian and dress in pink.

You think that Grampa Simpson should wear thick glasses.

You say "G'uh!" all the time.

You hum the Futurama theme.
John Pannozzi

Starship Captain
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« Reply #305 on: 06-19-2004 13:28 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Beamer:
You watch the footage of the first moon landing and think "WHERE THE HELL ARE THE BEAVERS?!"

Gophers, not beavers.
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
Urban Legend
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« Reply #306 on: 06-19-2004 13:41 »

John P. are you familiar with the words double post and -button ?

New entries from me:

You know you watch too much Futurama when

- you try to parallel parking your car in Futurama-style.
- you fail and have the same problems Amy had in PHYOMS
Sal

Starship Captain
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« Reply #307 on: 06-19-2004 14:34 »
« Last Edit on: 06-19-2004 14:34 »

You know you watch too much Futurama when...

You join a futurama message board to discuss the show.
Then start discussing knowing how you watch the show to much by discussing it!
PhoenixLeo

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #308 on: 06-19-2004 15:50 »

- You judge people by which character they would be in the show.
- You accidentaly call people by their corresponding characters name.
- You actually see the cartoon characters instead of real people.
Cloud 9

Bending Unit
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« Reply #309 on: 06-19-2004 20:45 »

-You refuse to eat lobsters.
-When you refuse to eat lobsters, you shout (in the middle of the Red Lobster restaurant) that nobody should eat Decapodians.
-You try and smuggle lobsters out of the fish tank at the grocery store.
-When you do, you take the home and name them all Dr. Zoidberg, while they proceed to eat your koi fish named Nibbler.

Those who choose to alter fate will do so at their own misery.
athena1999

Bending Unit
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« Reply #310 on: 06-19-2004 21:12 »

Be warned-- I have a LOT.

-You can play the Futurama theme song on your flute (or the instrument you play.  I play the flute).  Perfectly.
-You try to enlist in the DOOP army.
-You try to elect someone named Poopenmeyer for your mayor.
-You start listening to the Beastie Boys, Beck, Donovan, etc. because they guest starred on Futurama.
-Your ideal bedroom's size is 2 cubic meters.
-Whenever you see a robot, you give it beer.
-You convert household items into mini-Benders.
-You think--er, KNOW David Duchovny is a robot, and won't rest until everyone knows it.
-You don't even need the DVD's because you've memorized them all, plus the commentary and special features and deleted scenes. (courtesy of my sister.)
-You write to the guys in charge of Mt. Rushmore and BEG to have Nixon's face carved into it.
-And Zapp's face next to Nixon's.
-On Valentine's Day, you buy roses and hope to God that Zapp's going to ask you out to spend the night in his Lovenasium!!!
-You try to get all C's so your parents can buy you a car.  Or if you get all B's, they'll buy you a bar.
-You try to make your cousin the first head-in-a-jar.
-You love the feel of velour.
-You try to download celebrities off the internet.
-You go to beaches in New York, searching for all the monuments.
-You refer to New York and New Jersey as New New York and New New Jersey.
-You try to contract Sexlexia, or find a cure for it.
-You call up all the Brannigans in the phone book (there are six in my town!) and ask if Zapp is there!
-You go to the U.S. Space & Rocket Center and are disappointed when the Nimbus isn't there!
-You want to make love to the Zapper.
-You like Leela, but you want to beat her up for being Zapp's first lover.
-You want to beat up Hermes for no good reason.
-You are one of my friends.
-You are a sibling of mine.
-You are me.
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #311 on: 06-20-2004 11:06 »

You're me.
You carry around a fork as an eye poker
You actually USE your eye poker
You look for 6 packs of champagne
You FIND said 6 pack of champagne
You brew beer in your best friend
You have Sexlexia
You want to do the nasty with Fry
When people say you're stupid you say "No I'm...doesn't!"
You have Boneitis
You wish you were Jamacican so you can be an accountant
You go into sewers with hopes of becoming a mutant
You go by your last name
You wish your last name was cool so you could go by it
When you go somewhere and you see someone you know, you say to them "We came here instead of eating today."
You play Space Invaders only because Fry did
You search for that Rush song Fry was listening to in AOI 2
You have no friends because they hate you for likeing Futurama (Shame on them!)
You only respond to pick up lines when they're "Hey, sexy mama, wanna go kill all humans?"
You dye your hair orange or purple (Which one, dammit?!)
You think rings are retro
You blow $300 on coffee
Alee

Bending Unit
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« Reply #312 on: 06-20-2004 15:30 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Young_and_Angry:
"Hey, sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?"

Fixed.  big grin [/picky] That's one of my favorite lines in all of "Futurama".

I think we can all safely add to our respective lists the phrase "You're me."

Kicked your ass.
Capīn Skusting

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #313 on: 06-21-2004 13:08 »

No, I'm..............doesn't.
John Pannozzi

Starship Captain
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« Reply #314 on: 07-09-2004 20:52 »

You go into movie theaters hoping to run into Crow and Servo.
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #315 on: 07-09-2004 21:32 »

When, I'm going to name my first dalmatian boy Phillip J. Fry.
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #316 on: 07-10-2004 14:33 »

You conspire cooperate with your fellow fans in a mail-in campain to the  evil network that cancelled your favorite show, in an attempt to "raise their awareness."

Psst... pass the anchovies.  wink
Idan_Aharoni

Professor
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« Reply #317 on: 07-10-2004 16:57 »

You've got the Futurama ending as your ringtone and have selected full-length episodes you've encoded from the DVDs in your cellular, so you'd be able to watch Futurama anytime-anyplace!
stolb3rg

Bending Unit
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« Reply #318 on: 07-10-2004 18:09 »

1.You see a construction site installing drainage tubes and you lunge through them expecting yourself to be tubeularported ???  to the nearest store selling robbery kits.
2. Every time you hear someone say " space,   ship,  or spaceship" you flail your arms around and make your own sound effects
3. You discover Dolomite, out of tooth paste crust.
4. you stand in boxes trying to go to other universes
5. you randomly take peoples pet weasels and squeeze them as hard as you can trying to spice up your steak.
6. You buy an island in the middle of the pacific and the only company you have is the planet express crew wax statues, who you talk to constantly
7.you try to freeze yourself, but you realize that ice cubes arent going cut it.
8. You graft a third eye to your [small furry animal]
9. you cut off your hands!!   then replace them with sausages thinking that they will work like fry's replacements.
10.  invent the evil holiday robot card, then the smelloscope.
11.  Get rich then Pay any amount of money for another full season and dvd set and a movie for Futurama, plus unlimites seasons where every thousand years, fry gets frozen.  To keep it interesting.
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #319 on: 07-10-2004 19:05 »
« Last Edit on: 07-10-2004 19:05 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by germanfryfan:
- you try to parallel parking your car in Futurama-style.
- you fail and have the same problems Amy had in PHYOMS

You have this incredible urge to correct germanfryfan because he mixed up the first two letters of the abbreviation for "Put Your Head on my Shoulders"

You put various Futurama sounds, themes, and remixes thereof on your new MP3 capable cell phone, you have a different one for each friend in your phone book, and still have several that you don't know what to do with

Your phone rings, and friends (sometimes enthusiastically) call you a Futurama nerd

The wallpaper picture on your cell phone screen is of "the 31st century's hottest pizza chick"

You get the Robonian National Anthem stuck in your head

You enjoy having it stuck in your head (much to the dismay of your friends)

A friend watches Futurama for the first time and tells you it reminds her of you

You (try to) beatbox, just because John DiMaggio can, and he's cool

You've ever done a quick turn and look at the TV because you thought Futurama was on, only to find it was just an M&Ms or Honey Nut Cheerioes ad

You slog through almost eight full pages of "you know you watch too much Futurama when..." because you know most of them will be amusing

You use the [adult swim] message boards, but aren't seen in anything other than Futurama threads

You feel discontent towards a coworker because he thinks Futurama is stupid

Al Gore is cool, even though you agree with very few of his policies

Any band that guest stars on Futurama is cool

They are uber-cool if they did a shoutout to all the characters

You are in the process of putting together a Futurama soundtrack, and the only hangup is you don't know the name of the classical piece Beelzebot played in HIOR (help, please!)

You deliberately watched "2001: A Space Odyssey" just before the most recent airing of "The Sting" to compare the similarities of the two

You have ever calculated that more than $11 million of Bender's actual cash value is from the dolomite in him

Your sig on the [as] boards is entirely dedicated to Futurama

You vow to come back to this thread after you think of more things to say

You plan on sending anchovies to FOX in August

If all of the above apply to me... er, you.

Steward of 50,000 Zoids and 100 each of special edition Thulium and Thallium-minted Zoids.
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