You know you watch too much Futurama when...

[Reply #720 on:]

When you start talking like Zoidberg, why not?
When you run you shout Woop woop woop woop!
When you start crying every time Zoidberg is insulted.
You demand that truck stop ought to have sandwhich dispensers in their toilets.
That you try and run away from every Santa you see.

Sadly enough all those apply to me

[Reply #721 on:]

You start reading this list to see what applies to you. Or..it should be obvious..your a member of Peel.

[Reply #722 on:]

You drink beer with metal shavings in it.
You get a sword and fight brains alongside Cold Angel.

[Reply #723 on:]

 

Originally posted by Decapodian:
When you start crying every time Zoidberg is insulted.

Well,I guess that meens I watch too little Futurama.Coz I just laugh!MWAHAHHAHAHAHA!Kill Zoidberg!

 

Originally posted by Arockalypse:
You get a sword and fight brains alongside Cold Angel.

Heheh,your right!


When you become a knight of The Ship.
When you bow before her royal shippiness Shiny.
When you kick idiot kids out of PEEL just coz its a Futurama message board.
When you buy a bx of bananas and wait before radiation turns you into monkeys.
When you start killing all humans!BWAHAHA!

[Reply #724 on:]

When you try to insert a powercord up a warthog's nose and when that doesn't work ask it to 'turn around'

[Reply #725 on:]

When you read graphic novels of any sort, you actually look for the ad to mail in for a Build-Your-Own-Space craft

You consider Benderbrau and Botweiser as future names of your children, or your own alcoholic beverages (which ever comes first)

You can't look at a spoonful of honey the same way again...

You know the chorus of "Walking on Sunshine" but nothing else.

You call your significant other a "Snizmar"

You petition to have your school's sports team changed to The Fighting Mongooses.

When suprised, you exclaim "Sweet (something) of (someplace!)" i.e. Sweet llamas of the Bahamas!

[Reply #726 on:]

when you are so tuned in to the word futurama you can hear someone whisper it from 50m away.

(true story)

[Reply #727 on:]

When you run after a cab with a mini-TV playing Futurama on it(a friend of mine had a similar story,only they were playing a  Metallica song inside)

When you stop touching your girlfriend in fear of pregnancy.

You have spent a day looking for a dark matter station in your town.

You have found one.

You know who is named I.C.Weiner.Nobody,that's who!

When you use the Internet to connect only to Futurama fansites.

You considered (or committed) suicide after Futurama was cancelled.

You are a head in a jar.

When you look into every yellow box you lay your evil hands on.

[Reply #728 on:]

You end a four year posting gap?

[Reply #729 on:]

 

Originally posted by Chump:
You end a four year posting gap?

That's when you watch TOO much Futurama.
Also,welcome back.

[Reply #730 on:]

...when PEEL is part of your daily schedule.
...when you dedicate your life to finding or engenering a seven leaf clover
...when you dedicate your life to being a delivery boy.
...when you constantly sing I'm Walking on Sun Shine then say "I'm Walking on Sunshine Sucks noodles" and laugh outloud.(I'm not saying that becouse thats what I do)
...if you quote Futurama on a daily basis and think people will find it smart.
...if you have an Asian friend, a Jamaican friend, a Proffesor friend, poked out the eye of the girlfriend you already forced to die her hair purple, carry around a lobster in a white coat and associate with robots on a consistent basis.

[Reply #731 on:]

When you know everything and are about to destroy the universe.

When you are a nerd who can make people stupid.

[Reply #732 on:]

PEEl IS part of my daily schedule!

[Reply #733 on:]

You go in a store and order a can of slurm.

[Reply #734 on:]

You go in a shop and use an F-ray to LOOK inside the slurm.

When you join the military just to get the military discount and then war is declared.

When you actually think the words "Star Trek" are actually banned

when you wanna start a religion based on futurama

when you brew beer in a "Robot" you made

[Reply #735 on:]

You have weird recurring dreams about Zoidberg

True Story. Nuff Said

[Reply #736 on:]

When you burp flames.
When you drink beer by pouring it into your mouth.

[Reply #737 on:]

 

Originally posted by Arockalypse:
When you burp flames.
When you drink beer by pouring it into your mouth.

How else do you drink beer?? 

[Reply #738 on:]

-you forget what the political parties are actually called
-no one likes spending a week with you
-you don't say duh any more
-you threaten to throw your enemy's lunch box into a mini black hole
-you're actually excited when (s)he replies by pouring salt on you
-you get confused when you play baseball/softball in gym
-you ask your engilsh teacher if you can write a fanfic for your creative writing assignment
-you never say antiquing because you think the world will blow up
-you wonder why cars have wheels
-your friends watch futurama just to get a vague idea of what you mean by all the crazy stuff you say
-you warn your math teacher about omacronians eating them in a thousand years (true story.. yea i'm insane, i know)
-when you're at mcdonalds you ask for 12 pack of popplers and a small slurm
-you check your local listings for scary door, all my circuits, and everybody loves hypnotoad

[Reply #739 on:]

When you hurt someone you do the Apology dance

[Reply #740 on:]

When you try to mate with a women using only your mouth, hahaha

[Reply #741 on:]

When you make Mrs. HipNoJoe put on that long purple wig she wore on Halloween and then proceed to enjoy the best evening the two of you have had in a long time...

[Reply #742 on:]

When you call someone a witch for healing unusually fast.

When you start to talk like the professor Oh My.

When you think you can create parralel universes

When you belive bigfoot is real.

[Reply #743 on:]

You've actually done everything on this list 

(Yes, stupid but I'm not as creative as the rest of you)

[Reply #744 on:]

what r u people on

[Reply #745 on:]

you've made out with a radiator

you look for the loch ness monster's book on bigfoot

you start wearing a lot more velour

[Reply #746 on:]

you've tried to freeze yourself by any means to wake up 1,000 years later.

[Reply #747 on:]

When you elongate all your syllables to be Zapp sexy (pronounced Sexxxxsayyyyy).

When you can't go to sleep without watching at least one DVD of Futurama episodes.

When you find this message board and decide you must immediately become a member and post.

[Reply #748 on:]

when you love bender to much and try to dress to look like him in everyday life.

when you dye your hair red and try to spike it like fry

[Reply #749 on:]

When you get sexlexia

[Reply #750 on:]

You now try all truck stop vending machines in hope of catching "worms".

[Reply #751 on:]

when you want to watch planet of the clams with a bucket of motor oil covered popcorn. Yum

[Reply #752 on:]

When you dye your hair purple. I've had my hair like that before

[Reply #753 on:]

You wear pants on your head to cover your shame.

You've had a crush on Leela/Amy or Fry/Bender.

You've asked everyone on Peel about custom avatars and they won't friggin' tell!

You became a transvestite to win a bunch of medals at the "Olympiad".

Your email is zoidberg@doctor.com.

You speak in the Futurama Title Font.

You know alienese.

You Hate The French.

You've become an Urban Legend in 2 months.

You can withstand overkill doses of radiation.

[Reply #754 on:]

You are surprised to hear that French is, in fact, NOT a dead language.

[Reply #755 on:]

When a thread about signs you watch too much Futurama reaches 19 ppages.

[Reply #756 on:]

You make a screen name for each character just to IM your friends saying 'I'm Bender, you meatbag!' or 'This is Zapp Brannigan, THE Zapp Brannigan!' or 'What up?'

I have done this, LOL.

[Reply #757 on:]

You and your friends have conversations in which you only recite Futurama quotes, like I do.us :d

[Reply #758 on:]

Yeah!! It's so fun! The other day I was being Zapp and to my best friend I was like "Oh hello my gem of the galaxy!" LOL. She hated Zapp but she liked talking to Bender! It's sooooo fun to use imagination (What I'm best at)!  Personally if I could talk to a character I'd wanna talk to Fry the most, and Bender. OH, HOW ABOUT ALL OF THEM!!