You know you watch too much Futurama when...

[Reply #360 on:]

When you start thinking that maybe the Futurama theme song is related to Smells Like Teen Spirit somehow.(listen to the beginings, and you'll see what I mean)

Edit-
When you randomly say Ba-Oing! in the middle of class and everybody's like "What?!"

[Reply #361 on:]

 

Originally posted by i_c_weiner:
When you start thinking that maybe the Futurama theme song is related to Smells Like Teen Spirit somehow.(listen to the beginings, and you'll see what I mean)

I dunno, I think Louie Louie sounds more like it.
 

[Reply #362 on:]

 

Originally posted by Otis P Jivefunk:
You dream about Futurama every night.

Ive actaully had that happen to me! except they were kinda weird.

You start to think about what you would look like in Futurama

Your involved in a conversation about Futurama and you say all the episode names of the episode they were talking about

[Reply #363 on:]

you download famous peoples personallity of nappster.com

and try to cryogenically freeze yourself to see if that happens

[Reply #364 on:]

 

Originally posted by Otis P Jivefunk:
...You spend hours and hours drawing Futurama fan art

Then you start drawing fan art that has other things you like, like me I did Bender and Leela skateboarding because Im Skate nutter

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You read through the entire thread titled 'You know you watch too much Futurama when... ', And you laugh at every  post.

You want to marry a member of the Futurama staff... any one will do...

You're instantly attracted to anyone who likes Futurama.

You have attempted eating nachos and going to the bathroom at the same time.

You suffer from a very sexy learning disability.

You have a faint brain signal caused by the viewing of many cartoons.

You wonder if the smelloscope works by interpreting light or other signals from space into smells.

You redecorated your home to include velvet drapes (cruel though they may be...) And also an angry dome

You are positively OUTRAGED with the episode "The Sting" because it messes with the idea that it was supposed to be space wasps that killed the previous PE crew.

You started watching Iron Chef after Matt said on the commentary that he watches it.

You regularly use the phrases "gasps per minute" (or GPM), and "take that physicists, a blow to your precious logic".

You kick the back of the seat in front of you at the movies, while humming the same tune that Bender did while doing it.

You request that your tombstone/memorial read "he/shes walking on sunshine now".

You hope that you will find acceptance by your fellow Futurama fans, despite your obvious come lateliness

You're pretty sure you thought of more than this but you forgot some of them while you were reading through the rest of the posts.
- okay... you will notice the edit, it turns out the ones i forgot are coming back.

If it takes a thousand summers... you will wait for more Futurama episodes.


Hi everyone...

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You listen to  http://www.kipsta.net/incoming/Radio%201%20-%20Bender%20prank%20phone%20call.mp3  (the Bender prank call) numerous times and still gut-busterly laugh.

You begin to think that maybe our society is just a sewer to an even larger society.

...BA-OING!(read last entry from me)

You wonder if Omicron Persi 8ians are going to be enraged from Fox cancelling Futurama in 1000 years.

You make an Honors English magazine souly based on Futurama and make your own Fanfic and Fanart for it(I'm doing it!)

[Reply #367 on:]

Welcome, smision.  Wow, that's a hell of a first post.

Let's see...
Yep.  I did that before I joined, too.
Nope.  Just Lauren Tom, or maybe Kristen Gore for the money.
Yep.
Nope.  Not a nachos fan.
Oh yeah.
Checkarooney.
No wondering.  It's a long-range spectroscope in my mind.
Well, I'd like too...
Nope.  Loved every last second of that episode.
Did it before.
Just the second one.
Nope.
Thinking about it.
It's like we share the same mind.  I've been here six months and I still worry about being noobish.
Maybe.
You know it.

And finally, one of my own:
"...when you go through and respond to every item in a previous post in the 'You know you've watched too much Futurama when...' thread."

Anyway, welcome again smision.  Don't be offended when I say, FAQ!

[Reply #368 on:]

I take it that the "Spanish Fry" commentary is your favorite i_c_weiner?

 

Original Poster: RS 2thou
Your involved in a conversation about Futurama and you say all the episode names of the episode they were talking about

^That's exactly what I do.

I'm not too sure how this works, so please forgive me.

-You know you watch too much Futurama when you always try to talk about it with your friends everyday. (And even try to change what they were talking about to Futurama.)

[Reply #369 on:]

You know you watch too much Futurama when like me you have episodes of it on your mobile phone. so you never leave the house without access to an episode.

[Reply #370 on:]

Thank you for the welcome Nerd-o-rama, and also for the warning about the FAQ...
What did I do wrong?!!
I deny everything
..and what kind of a sick forum considers delicious SPAM a bad thing?
DaMN this Bureaucracy

Also, you may have watched quite a bit of Futurama if you find yourself questioning what relevance some avatars have to Futurama.

If you look at your hand and wonder where that extra finger came from.

You consult a psychic to ask what kind of future they see for Futurama

You have children and name each one of them after a tool.

You can identify by its correct name every cartoon excerpt that appears on the screen in the title sequence of each episode, and own a copy of each cartoon in its complete form.

You have a copy of the blue prints of the Planet Express Ship (hand drafted)  which include the elusive 'auxiliary fake phoney room - no. 3'


Thanks again, Nerd-o-rama, for the welcome. The FAQ was very informative
(i'm not a nerd, I just like Futurama... don't tell anyone)

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You know you watch too much Futurama when..

- You barge in on someone in the toilet whilst shouting there name, then, ask them if they've seen your sombrero.

- You buy a Thundercougarfalconbird.

- You make yourself a t-shirt that says 'I hate bottles'

- You shout at the top of your voice 'JE SUIS NAPOLEON'!!

- When you start singing 'Du du DA DA du du du DA DA you can dance!'

- When someone with a stutter trys to say 'No' you cut in with 'Noticeably!?'

- You sing 'We're whalers on the moon! We carry a harpoon! But there ain't no whales, and we tell tall tales and sing our whaling tune!'

- When you say stuff like 'Hey, my girlfriend had one of those! Actually it wasn't her's it was her dad's. Actually she wasn't my girlfriend. She just lived next door and never closed her curtains.'

- If you see anyone wearing red, you ask if they're a commie.

- When you've upset/annoyed someone or had an argument, you attempt the apology dance.

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- When a teacher asks why you're grinning/laughing, when you're actually just not paying attention to class and thinking about Futurama. (yo <_< )

- You seem to have a strong bond to Futurama, and can tell when it's on TV or that others are watching it--even though you don't hear nor see the TV. (another yo! strange, ainnit)

- You start humming songs from it out of nowhere, including Walking on Sunshine.

- You blush every time somebody mentions Futurama. (ack)

- You've attempted to poke one eye out, with a fork.

- You've sold your hair to buy combs for your friend, who then did likewise.

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when your eyes starts bleeding

[Reply #374 on:]

 

Originally posted by Btb:
when your eyes starts bleeding

I was gonna say that, but oh well. I'll have to think of another one...

When you make your own Futurama Stickers because Hot Topic and Spencer's doesn't carry any Futurama stuff.(although, if I'm correct, there isn't any new Futurama stuff, but there should be!)

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-You can recite an episode from memory. (I've tried, but class ended before I could finish.  )

-You're seriously considering buying your friend, a relatively new Futurama fan, the Season 1 DVD for his birthday. (Yep.)

-Now that you know his email from the Roswell That Ends Well commentary, you plan on emailing David X. Cohen. (Yep.)

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Originally posted by Shippy Mandy:
-Now that you know his email from the Roswell That Ends Well commentary, you plan on emailing David X. Cohen. (Yep.)

I'll have to do that.

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When you replace the characters on your keyboard with the corresponding characters from the alien alphabet
(Cohen's email, you say..? hmmm... interesting...)

[Reply #378 on:]

when start singing the crack corn song while skateing even you are about to Melon Grab out of a quarter that 5 1/2 feet high
when you see the only female local skater wearing a white tank and think Leela straight away

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when you hop in a car you count down from 10
when you actually start moving you request a take off sundae
you buy every can of anchovies in the store
every meal you have is now "jerked"
ps:sorry if these were already used i just couldnt be botherd reading 10 pages

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- Whenever you're invited to a party, you burst into the flat shouting: "Hloooooo, pizza delivery for ........... I.C. Wiener"
- You aren't invited to any parties any more
- When you start a sentence with "Last night at futurama", you finish the sentence sitting alone at the table.
- Near you, people try to avoid using the words "freeze", "future", "science", "fiction", "owl" and "daffodil"
- You won't use firefox, couse it's got "FOX" in its name
- Whenever you notice a translation-error, you jump up shouting "IVAR!!!!!"
- You're afraid of can-openers.

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You know you've watched too much Futurama when you can no longer correctly recall the words and tune to the original 'Birthday' song...
What day is today..? de de doo de doo
and so on...

[Reply #382 on:]

You know you've watched too much Futurama when you join a message board and post every day about a show that was canceled over a year ago.

[Reply #383 on:]

You know you've watched too much Futurama when after the final episode aired you imitated Calculon's famous scream from "That's Lobstertainment!" 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You know you've watched too much Futurama when you scream "NOOOOO!" and think you stole it from Calculon.

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 If you change your name to Bender....and go around telling people and Hollering....Bender is great...as you smoke on a huge cuban cigar and chug a big bottle  of booze.....

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You go to a dance and you start to think about Bender dancing with the HookerBots in HiOR.

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You can't remember if you went to the ape fights or the squid fights on your date last night.

You sit around all day wallowing in your prehistoric junk.

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Originally posted by Jicannon:
You know you've watched too much Futurama when you scream "NOOOOO!" and think you stole it from Calculon.

Hehe, that's probably one of the absolute funniest yet, Ji. Kudos.

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You know you watch too much Futurama when you: 

-Want to legally change your name to I.C. Weiner 

[Reply #390 on:]

U get mad at the very question you've watched too much Futurama!!! It's not possible... but here goes...

You have been banned from every cryogenics lab trying to sneak into a freezer tube to meet the futurama posse.

you get all advice from a gypsy you keep in a money box.

you spend almost four years of your life trying to get UCAS (the university selection board in UK) to admit you into Mars University.

You call all your friend's dogs Seymour Butts no matter how much it pisses em off.

You try to sell your own mother for the latest Bender figurine knowing full well Bender would understand.

You try to buy your mother back using the same figurine after your family complained so much to find out only you would have spent £1000's on a transformer with the word Bender scribbled on in crayon.

You try to build your own Bender when all your friends have left after making their ears bleed talking so much about the genius of Futurama and how important Eric Kaplan is to the survival of our race.

Your make your own Bender suit from tin foil and left over scrap after your attempt at builiding a robot fails

You immediately take a dislike to anyone who trys to bring you back into 'reality'

You spend all your money and time searching for Bender's head in Roswell new mexico and then end up hocking the metal detector for booze money.

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You try to conform the Family Guy'ers into Futurama'ers.

You've heard of the word "Futurators".

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You know you watch too much futurama when every time you see lobsters you think of Zoidberg, and think of Amy when one of the people you know got the same name, and think of Kiff when you watch E.T. related series.

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You know when you watch to much Futurama when you say crap-o-rama when ever you forget something.

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You know you watch too much Futurama when you call everyone Fry, Leela, or Bender. When you watch the Sting you do a jerking dance when Bender says "I'm back baby!" I do that.   

[Reply #395 on:]

 

Originally posted by Futurama_Hil:
There's so many, but...

You can't watch too much Futurama.

So it was a trick question all along...
Damn it... You tricked me...

[Reply #396 on:]

You know you watch too much Futurama when you disregard everything youv'e heard about UFO'S, Loch Ness, Yeti etc... and believe in Dracula, Blacula, and Son  of Kong.

[Reply #397 on:]

When you think about changing your name to Bender Bending Rodriguez.

Somebody says "Family Guy is bett--" and then you start protesting.

[Reply #398 on:]

when you start wooping during running... and the other people around you stare and point...

edit: when you scream no when you're supposed to scream yes... oh already beaten to that   

[Reply #399 on:]

...you meet Steven Hawking in a pizzeria
...you think resolution 1441 was directed against the Neutral Planet
...tell people not to go out on x-mas
...you try to rescue people's lives when you see them entering a phone booth
...you keep your videotapes in a safe place so they won't be destroyed during the 2nd coming of Jesus
...you cut your own hands to remove your carreer chip