You know you watch too much Futurama when...

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You bend everything in sight.
You try to look up the name "I.C. Wiener" in the phone book.
You chop someone's head off, put it in a jar, and label it with their name.
You wonder why ships have never traveled past Mach 10 (roughly 7,500 MPH).
You start drinking alcohol above the legal drinking BAC level.

If there's already a topic like this and it's not more than 3 months old, lock this and direct me to that topic.

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You have lost all notions of modesty.
You work night and day to make a fing-longer.
You've stopped saying "pardon?" and started saying "uh, whaaa..."

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You preface every statement you make with "Good news, everyone!"

You spend three hours at the supermarket looking for Neptunian slug cutlets.

You actually manage to FIND them.

Instead of flipping the bird at that guy who just cut you off on I-80, you challenge him to Clawplach.

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You wear boots with crazy green stripes

You own and use owl traps

You brew your own Olde Fortran cuz you can't find it at you local liquor store.

You rack your brain trying to come up with a plausible reason to convince your new girlfriend to dye her hair purple and wink alot.

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You attempt lean-in jokes during other people's conversations.

You see Bachelor Chow and think "I'd buy that."

Your friends react to the phrase "So I was watching Futurama last night..." the same way the crew reacts when the Professor says "Good news, everyone!"

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You look at your calendar and get freaked out when you realise it's NOT 3002.

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You have a 3m*5m poster of the main characters on your wall.

You've changed your lastname to Turanga/Fry, and when you get old you plan to change it again, this time to Farnsworth.

Your family heirloom is a can of anchovies (brand renamed to Angry Norwegian), because one time in the future you know it will bring your descendants great wealth.

You register the names Suicide Booth and Stop 'n Drop as your intellectual property, and start writing patent papers.

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evertime someone says something to you, you simply respond, "bite me shiney metal ass"

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When people try to quote Futurama, you correct them.

You ask your state congressman to introduce a bill legalizing suicide and company-assisted suicide so that you can produce suicide booths.

You call Emeril "Elzar". To his face.

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SILENCE!

You use that at any opportunity.

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SILENCE! I concur.

Saying "Precisely" in Zapp's voice to anything that sounds silly.

You start imagining your favourite characters in everyday situations

you become a fan artist and/or writer

You begin sighing like Kif...

oh so many...

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You dream about Futurama every night.

You sleep as much as you can to dream about Futurama more.

Whenever someone is wrong you say "BAM!"

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You start having advertisements in your sleep.
You squirt fluid from slugs' butts into cans and then try to pass them off as soda.
You request that Uranus be renamed to "Urectum."

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You can't ask a question without prefacing it with "Morbo DEMANDS an answer to the following questions..."

You're repeatedly telling people the story about the panda crate.

You justify any 'new look' by saying "It's a little thing called style... Learn about it sometime!" and striking a pose.

You invite people to talk to you whilst you're in the bath.

You want to maul people with your fearsome gonad.

Your pickup lines are all stolen from Zapp.

You have authentic horrible nightmarish diahorrea.

You visit your local Toys R Us looking for a Scooty Puff Jr...

...And when you can't find one, you walk away screaming "Scooty Puff Jr Suuuuuuccckkks!"

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You call your dog Robopuppy..

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You say that you are in love with Leela/Fry/Amy/Bender...

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You tune in to Fox at 7/6 central every Sunday night, just out of habit.

You can recite the Futurama Cartoon Network lineup up to two months in advance.

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You make thread "You know you watch too much Futurama when..."

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You use Zapp's voice whenever you want to make a point. (with extra vowels)

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You try looking for a 7 leaf clover
You play space invaders to be like Fry
You light your burps with a lighter
You have a dog named Seymour
You refuse to leave the house on Sunday nights due to Futurama.

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Originally posted by Otis P Jivefunk:
Whenever someone is wrong you say "BAM!"

Oh no! I watch too much Futurama! Oh wait,thats a good thing.

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You only wear velour.

You're shocked by the impudence of The Kinks. How dare they plagiarize "Leela"!!

You actually bother to find out how toothpaste is made. If you're disappointed it didn't come from an animals behind, report to the nearest insane asylum.

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You look at other people as scum when they say they "know" things about Futurama.

You tell your family you ant Don't You (Forget About Me) played at your funeral.

You look through the bus schedule trying to find the 10:15 to Nutley.

You begin to call Christmas Xmas.

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Your only response when someone asks you, "And how's the rest of the family?" is "Belligerent and numerous."

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You say ax instead of ask.

you attempt to spice up your food with a weasal.

even on exam days you stay up 'till 11:30 knowing you have to get up early.

your most commonly said word is ass

every tine somthing is obvious, you say a different variation of d'uh(spl'uh, fl'uh,g'uh, ect.)

your on a futurama fan site

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I know I've watched too much "Futurama" when:

- I get my hair styled like Fry's hair

- My vocabulary has expanded to include such phrases as "What up?","Bite my shiny metal ass", and "Guh"

- I've taken up martial arts just to see if I can whack five people in the head with one spinning kick like Leela did in 1ACV09, "Hell is Other Robots"

- I envy Zapp Brannigan - and you know why (kidding)

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...you wait until a crowd of people are all talking at once and then at the end you yell "Moron!"

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- You set aside your life to make a nice Futurama site.

- You try to start a DOOP fan club in your school.

- You groan like Kif when something bad happens.

- You envision celebrities walking in disembodied jars.

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-You stick yourself in the freezer

-You join this forum

You join this forum
Oh no that's me. Meh

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Welcome Dude

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thanks

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Originally posted by zozer:

every tine somthing is obvious, you say a different variation of d'uh(spl'uh, fl'uh,g'uh, ect.)

I actually use "g'uh" all the time, especially on IM conversations!

- Instead of answering "yes" to a question, you answer "Oh my, yes"

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you make your eyes hurt by touching them to screen for cheap laser surgery

you eat all meals off the top of your head

you start admiring people with ginger hair (sorry)

you contamplate watching star trek

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You write a letter to Kelloggs complaining about the lack of a Bachelor Chow product.

You know what every episode title is a reference to.

You definetely watch too much DS9 if you think the destruction of the Nor-lite space station is the coolest moment in Futurama ever. (that's me, BTW)

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You join PEEL

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You make your own spruce planet express ship, begin to worry neurotically about the spread of germs, and begin to relish taped episodes in a personally comforting and yet disturbing fashion.

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You show people your lab bench, work stool, your intergalactic spaceship and your assorted lengths of wire.

You go into a phone booth and say 'quick and painless' or 'slow and horrible'.

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You Stare at your opponents and command all glory and then make an odd buzzing sound that no one can seem to identify ( homer simpson`s nuclear reactor monitoring panel, slightly sped up )

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You carry a tube of BENDGAY for your sore metal hydrolic arms

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You have to delete all the hardcore (robot) pornography from your hard drive in order to fit more 4ACV episode files.