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Wonderpants

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« Reply #600 on: 10-20-2009 15:36 »

Bender uses his extendable arms to give Fry an atomic wedgie while maintaining plausible deniability
kaktus9

Bending Unit
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« Reply #601 on: 10-20-2009 16:21 »

Bender: Fry, you of course know that Professor has added into everyone's coffee this morning salt acid for a joke...
Fry: my throat!
CookiesOnTheFloor
Bending Unit
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« Reply #602 on: 10-21-2009 00:31 »
« Last Edit on: 10-21-2009 06:33 »

Man! Once again, so many witty lines, so hard to choose. But since I must:

The winner, in the category of Best Employment of Literal Thinking in the Concoction of a Comical Caption for a Screen Grab from the Animated Program "Futurama", is -
hobbitboy!!!

(Yes, yes, I know, that's a pretty obscure category, but we live in an age of specialists.)

Take it away, hobbitboy!
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #603 on: 10-21-2009 14:56 »

 Finally, all those years of brown-nosing and sucking up are beginning to pay off!

 Try this one on for size.
 

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
kaktus9

Bending Unit
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« Reply #604 on: 10-21-2009 16:37 »

chicken: does the accused have seen this corn before committing accused crimes?
Bender: yes
chicken: your honor the case is solved! this is a bag of LSD-corn with is harvested on my homeworld...
judge: <whisper> give me some when this case will end...
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #605 on: 10-21-2009 16:47 »

Hyperchicken: "Now using this here corn sack please show the court exactly where he touched you."
CookiesOnTheFloor
Bending Unit
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« Reply #606 on: 10-21-2009 16:51 »

Bender's joy at finding a lawyer who was willing to work for chicken feed was dampened by the realization that his defense was in the hands of a birdbrain.

And:

Judge: Oh, lord. It's one of those obnoxious, motion-sensor-activated singing Christmas dolls. How do I remove the batteries?
Basil
Delivery Boy
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« Reply #607 on: 10-21-2009 17:48 »

"It's Millet time!"
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #608 on: 10-21-2009 18:50 »

Hyperchicken:  Now why didn't you want to eat my chicken?

Bender:  I have no taste buds!  I'm a robot! 

Judge:  Objection!

Hyperchicken:  Is it because it's not the Colonel's secret recipe?

Bender:  Nope, because it's not an ancient Chinese secret!  (laughs)



NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #609 on: 10-21-2009 22:50 »

Judge Whitey: [thinking] Nice ass.
Go-a-Green-a

Bending Unit
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« Reply #610 on: 10-22-2009 00:24 »

Bender: I swear I didn't do it!

Hyperchicken: Well, this witness says otherwise.

Bender: That's just a bag of corn! See? (He tosses some corn across the room).

Judge Whitey: Quit badgering the witness!

Hyperchicken: A badger!? Where!?

Bender (Thinking): Here we go again....
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #611 on: 10-22-2009 01:59 »

Hyperchicken: "Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want y'all to consider.  Ladies and gentlemen, this here is a sack of feed corn.  Now, why would a giant blue chicken like myself carry around a burlap sack full of corn in the middle of a courtroom?  That does not make sense!  And what does this have to do with the trial?  Absolutely nothing!   Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, none of this makes any sense!  And if this doesn't make any sense, you must acquit!"

Judge Whitey [thinking]: Ah, the Feed-Corn Defense, close relative to the Chewbacca Defense.   Maybe this defense lawyer isn't as inept as he looks
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #612 on: 10-22-2009 14:28 »

Bored with this ridiculous case, the Judge leans over to fart.
LobsterMooch
Professor
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« Reply #613 on: 10-22-2009 22:41 »

The Hyperchicken was giving his typically corny cross-examination while Bender was sorry he didn't have a Southern language translation tape.
Judge Whitey was trying to find the meaning of life in Bender's shiny metal ass.
Freako

Urban Legend
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« Reply #614 on: 10-23-2009 08:20 »

"Futurama"
dr jerkberg

Crustacean
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« Reply #615 on: 10-23-2009 10:03 »

hyper chicken: your honor, yonder robot done et up this here sack of millet.

bender: it wasn't me! wait a second...
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #616 on: 10-23-2009 14:35 »

For several reasons that I'm having trouble even articulating I'm awarding this one to…

*  Basil  *


(Lets hope he checks here frequently enough to post a picture before the 24-hour rule kicks in.)

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Basil
Delivery Boy
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« Reply #617 on: 10-23-2009 17:03 »

Quote
(Lets hope he checks here frequently enough to post a picture before the 24-hour rule kicks in.)

Don't worry, I lurk a lot!



Have fun people
CookiesOnTheFloor
Bending Unit
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« Reply #618 on: 10-23-2009 19:07 »

Fry: So, how did your AA meeting go, Bender?

Bender: Great! I'm in the 12-step program. First step: Kill all humans!
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #619 on: 10-23-2009 19:10 »

Bender:  Where did you hide my beer?

Fry:  Honestly Bender, I don't......

Bender:  WHERE?!?!?!?!!?  Tell me before I give you your first shave!  

Fry:  Okay, it's in the fridge!

Leela:  Wait!  Fry's lying.  I hid your beer!  

Bender:  Where is it!

Leela:  It's in the trunk.

Bender:  Thanks!  *punches Fry into the ground*.

soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #620 on: 10-23-2009 22:17 »

Fry: So, how did your AA meeting go, Bender?

Bender: Great! I'm in the 12-step program. First step: Kill all humans!

Fry: "W- what's the second step?"

Bender: "I don't know.  All I know is that the third step is profit."
Nixons Head

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« Reply #621 on: 10-23-2009 22:35 »

Fry: So, how did your AA meeting go, Bender?

Bender: Great! I'm in the 12-step program. First step: Kill all humans!

Fry: "W- what's the second step?"

Bender: "I don't know.  All I know is that the third step is profit."
laff how long are you going to keep that joke going? I can't complain, I love it.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #622 on: 10-23-2009 23:07 »

Bender: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #623 on: 10-24-2009 00:09 »

Fry: Stop saying that!

laff how long are you going to keep that joke going? I can't complain, I love it.

Yeah though, me too.

The Feed-Corn Defense was awesome too, sO.
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #624 on: 10-24-2009 00:38 »

Quote from: Nixons Head link=topic=18131.msg1074107#msg1074107
laff how long are you going to keep that joke going?

[Melllvar]Until time stops[/Melllvar]
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #625 on: 10-24-2009 05:09 »

Fry: Hey, Bender! Here's that picture from when Leela accidentally broke your last bottle of whiskey. I still don't know why you threatened to kill me, though...
Bender: Aw, you were easier. She'd have kicked my ass.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #626 on: 10-24-2009 06:10 »

Leela: [thinking] Damn, if I weren't trapped in this invisible box, I could do something!
dr jerkberg

Crustacean
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« Reply #627 on: 10-24-2009 08:34 »

here, taste this bottle
Go-a-Green-a

Bending Unit
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« Reply #628 on: 10-24-2009 08:37 »

Leela takes miming to the next leval.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #629 on: 10-24-2009 12:59 »

Zoidberg: [from behind the camera] Okay, one more shot, this time with me and Leela… only instead of a broken bottle I'll threaten her with my mouth-tentacles… and instead of her neck I'll go a bit lower down.




   laff how long are you going to keep that joke going? I can't complain, I love it.


I think the trick is to let an over-used recurring gag die for a while and then, when they least expect it…   BAM!

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
kaktus9

Bending Unit
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« Reply #630 on: 10-24-2009 16:15 »

Leela: ok... i am to tired after party to help you, so you are basically on your own...
Fry: uh...
Bender: WOOW!
LobsterMooch
Professor
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« Reply #631 on: 10-24-2009 22:11 »

As Bender continued to hold Fry hostage, Leela was powerless to help until her nail polish dried.
dr jerkberg

Crustacean
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« Reply #632 on: 10-25-2009 01:29 »

it  wasn't  a question, meatbag.
Basil
Delivery Boy
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« Reply #633 on: 10-25-2009 02:36 »

For reminding me it's been far too long since I watched "The Princess Bride".

The winner is... Frisco17..., inconceivable!
 
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #634 on: 10-25-2009 05:19 »

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« Reply #635 on: 10-25-2009 05:45 »

Leela: Hey good lookin', how'd you like to stick it right in here?

Fry: (thinking) That should be my "thing" in Leela's ear.
Go-a-Green-a

Bending Unit
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« Reply #636 on: 10-25-2009 05:46 »

Leela: Does this ponytail make my ear look fat?
LobsterMooch
Professor
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« Reply #637 on: 10-25-2009 06:16 »

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.


Inconceivable

1. That cannot be imagined.

2  (colloquial)  Very remarkable.


 The second definition works for me.
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #638 on: 10-25-2009 06:39 »

It annoyed the entire crew when the Professor's senility got so bad he needed to be told extremely basic things again, like what ears were for.
Freako

Urban Legend
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« Reply #639 on: 10-25-2009 07:15 »

Leela: Don't look now but there's a scroll bar behind your head.
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