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seattlejohn01

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« Reply #680 on: 05-18-2010 17:45 »

*Sigh*  You're reading too much into it.  Who SHOULD fly the ship & why?
EvilChicken

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« Reply #681 on: 05-18-2010 18:17 »

A: Fry should fly the ship as he knows how to fly... but forgot, so Fry should do it as long as he thinks it's a computer game.

Q: Should Bender had  the Gold Paint job or stuck with the silver when he was created?
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #682 on: 05-20-2010 03:34 »
« Last Edit on: 05-20-2010 03:36 »

Bender is named captain in Birdbot of Icecatraz too, so he flies the ship in that.

A: Nibbler, because he's so cute in a pilot's jacket.

crap.

A: Don't make Bender go upside your head for asking dumb questions, fleshwad.

Q: What is Lord Nibbler's actual Nibblonian name?
EvilChicken

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« Reply #683 on: 05-21-2010 22:14 »
« Last Edit on: 05-21-2010 22:16 »

A: First letter: Nibblinoniononononnedainappon addinatardisfartdeltaunitlaze rladerontiptronionogobeefheag reezopeezoxrondertopyoneconob eisbexizendellarsafredsaloves foratleelaxeroflolmaobezexert ate... etc, etc, etc, ect, ect....... ect...

Q: Did Leela actually finish her tequila? (and used a silly straw)
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #684 on: 05-22-2010 00:27 »

A:  Of course she did.  If not, her dad wouldn't allow her to have any beer.

Q:  Who is the Robot Devil's best friend?
tyraniak

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« Reply #685 on: 05-25-2010 06:31 »

A: Robot Muhammed

Q: What does Robot Muhammed look like?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #686 on: 05-25-2010 09:26 »

A:  Nobody knows; looking at him is illegal under penalty of death.

Q:  Why was Oprahism outlawed?
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #687 on: 05-25-2010 21:37 »

A: Dr. Philism told it to.


Q: What's Amy's bra size?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #688 on: 05-26-2010 02:52 »

A:  It's the closest guarded secret on the planet Mars... but get Amy drunk and she'll be happy to tell you.

Q:  What did Scruffy do before working at Planet Express?
Frisco17

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« Reply #689 on: 05-26-2010 05:06 »

A:  It's the closest guarded secret on the planet Earth... but get Amy drunk and she'll be happy to tell you.

Q: How does Amy know?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #690 on: 05-26-2010 08:34 »

A:  Anything Amy wants her daddy buys for her, including information.

Q:  Besides most of Mars, most of Mars University and Kappa Kappa Wong, what else does the Wong family own?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #691 on: 05-26-2010 20:43 »
« Last Edit on: 05-26-2010 20:46 »

A:  The Mars Indians!


Q:  What if Gunter produced an Oscar Mayer commercial and put Fry, Bender, and Leela in it? 
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #692 on: 05-27-2010 03:21 »

A:  Then Fry (and everyone else) could correctly be called a "Weenie"

Q:  Who is Scruffy related to?
tyraniak

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« Reply #693 on: 05-27-2010 06:43 »

A: Hobbitboy

Q: How are they related?
Bigboysdontcry

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« Reply #694 on: 05-28-2010 22:05 »
« Last Edit on: 05-28-2010 22:08 »

A: Hobbit boy is Scruffys best friends uncles wife.



Q: If Scruffys best friend is his cousin and Hobbit boys cousin. Meaning, Hobbit boy and Scruffy share a common uncle on their mothers side. Then how is he is his uncles wife?
tyraniak

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« Reply #695 on: 05-29-2010 06:07 »

A: You don't want to know

Q: Who wants to know?
Future Shock

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« Reply #696 on: 05-29-2010 06:18 »

A. No-one

Q. Who would win in a boxing competition between Matt Groening and Seth Macfarlane?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #697 on: 05-29-2010 08:15 »

A:  It'd be a close one.  Seth would come out jabbing with his slashing wit, constant motion, in Matt's face.  Then Matt would clock him with his big right hand, and POW!, Seth would be on queer street (boxing term for unconscious).

Q:  What martial arts does Bender know?
Bigboysdontcry

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« Reply #698 on: 05-29-2010 17:56 »
« Last Edit on: 05-29-2010 17:57 »

A: He knows Robo Tae Kwan Do and Kung Pow Chicken.


Q: If Bender fought Zoidberg(while in maiting season), who would win?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #699 on: 05-29-2010 20:15 »

A:  In Claw Plaw, Bender would win.  Zoidberg's claws are impervious to Benders 30% iron, 30% titanium, 30% zinc, 30% other metal skin.

Q:  How is it that Hermes has never been arrested for his "Jamaican traditions"?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #700 on: 05-30-2010 12:35 »

[Aside]

I do not think that word means what you think it means.


   A:  In Claw Plaw, Bender would win. Benders 30% iron, 30% titanium, 30% zinc, 30% other metal skin is impervious to Zoidberg's claws.


Fixed.   big grin

[/Aside]

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #701 on: 05-30-2010 13:09 »

Q:  How is it that Hermes has never been arrested for his "Jamaican traditions"?
A: Cannabis is tax deductible in the 31st century.

Q: What's Hedonism Bot's day job?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #702 on: 05-31-2010 03:16 »
« Last Edit on: 05-31-2010 04:19 »

Fixed.   big grin
Nobody asked you to fix my gramatically incorrect, intellectually stunted post.  NOBODY!

Thanks
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #703 on: 05-31-2010 04:00 »

gramtically

gramtically?

sorry
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #704 on: 05-31-2010 04:20 »

Stupid A on my keyboard keeps sticking...
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #705 on: 05-31-2010 18:24 »

we all know what that means.......it's probably dusty
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #706 on: 05-31-2010 23:30 »

Q:  Eating grapes, just like his afternoon and night job!


A:  What would the League of Robots do if they make a comeback? 
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #707 on: 05-31-2010 23:45 »
« Last Edit on: 05-31-2010 23:46 »

A:  The same as they're doing now; sit around a roaring fire in smoking jackets, watching hedonismbot swill brandy.

Q:  Since he never has any alcohol or money, how does Tinny Tim survive?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #708 on: 06-02-2010 00:48 »

A: Who wouldn't give a little robo boy free booze?


Q: Who wouldn't give a little robo boy free booze?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #709 on: 06-02-2010 00:54 »

A:  Bender, of course!

Q:  What's Dr. Zoidberg's favorite food?
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #710 on: 06-02-2010 01:09 »

Q:  How is it that Hermes has never been arrested for his "Jamaican traditions"?
A: Cannabis is tax deductible in the 31st century.
Freeze me![/aside]

A: Yes.

Q: How long are Dr. Zoidberg's toenails?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #711 on: 06-02-2010 06:26 »

A: Toe nails, a feast is a feast.


Q: Whos toe nails does Zoidberg like to eat?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #712 on: 06-02-2010 17:40 »

A: Everyone but the Professor

Q: Why not the professor?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #713 on: 06-02-2010 19:12 »

A:  C'mon, everyone knows Decapodians can't stand "old man" toenails.

Q:  What's Hermes favorite meal?
SpaceMaN

Urban Legend
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« Reply #714 on: 06-02-2010 20:41 »

A: Jerk Pasta



Q: What's the name of Zoidberg's band?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #715 on: 06-02-2010 20:46 »

A: Decapodian Beast Feast.

Q: What does Zoidberg do in the band?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #716 on: 06-02-2010 21:14 »

A:  He's in charge of scheduling their appearances.  Which is why they never have a gig.

Q:  Aside from Comedian & Doctor, what did Zoidberg want to be when he grew up?
MadFellow

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« Reply #717 on: 06-03-2010 09:06 »

A: A song and dance man!

Q: if his parents hadn't pushed him to study medicine, would he have do a good job with song and dance?
Rush

Bending Unit
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« Reply #718 on: 06-03-2010 09:13 »

A: Yes, he would of been a great apology dancer, possibly singing songs about saying sorry.

Q: Is Fry named after an Irish Breakfast?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #719 on: 06-03-2010 21:58 »

A: No, he was name after the phillips screwdriver.



Q: Where does the last name "Fry" originate from?
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