"What's with the eye?" - Stupid Questions

[Reply #720 on:]

A:  Scotland.  i'd say he's of Scottish decent because of his red hair.


Q:  Why does the Professor collect organs of his employees?   

[Reply #721 on:]

A:  Because he has no more credit at the organ bank.

Q:  How many spaceship crews has the Professor "lost"?

[Reply #722 on:]

A: As many as he's lost spaceships, except one.  They're still on strike.



Q: How many Buggalo does it take to make a good milkshake?

[Reply #723 on:]

A:  You can't make a good milkshake from Buggalos; everyone knows that.

Q:  What do barbequed Buggalo legs taste like?

[Reply #724 on:]

A. Like Tastee Wheat.

Q. How did the machines know what Tastee Wheat tasted like?

[Reply #725 on:]

A:  That's how they were programmed.

Q:  What food is all robot's #1 favorite food?

[Reply #726 on:]

Liquid Nitrogen made Ice cubes of frozen solid alcoholic beverages.

What would happen if you sat down hard on Kif Kroker?

[Reply #727 on:]

A:  SQUISH!

Q:  What's Kif's favorite food?

[Reply #728 on:]

A: Martian Chinese.



Q: What's Fry's weirdest bad habit?

[Reply #729 on:]

A:  He jacks on electricity like Bender, but he can't figure out why it doesn't do anything for him.

Q:  What does Zoidberg drink to "get loose"?

[Reply #730 on:]

A: Ex-Lax.  He's weird like that.


Q: What's the weird thing no one knows about Amy?

[Reply #731 on:]

A:  She has a secret crush on Zapp Brannigan.  And she can't believe it herself.

Q:  What's Hermes secret desire?

[Reply #732 on:]

A. To kill the whole PE crew. You didn't know that already?

Q. What has Hermes got against Zoidberg?

[Reply #733 on:]

A:  Well, there's those pics of he & Leela... but we won't get into that now.

Q:  How many different bladders does Zoidberg have?

[Reply #734 on:]

A: Zoidberg has about 4, give or take.


Q: Who did the giving and the taking?

[Reply #735 on:]

A: Bender, whenever he was short on cash.

Q: Who would actually buy Zoidberg's bladders?

[Reply #736 on:]

A:  Zoidberg would!  He's convinced that they're better than the ones he just lost.

Q:  Who's Channukah Zombie's best friend?

[Reply #737 on:]

A: Zombie Hitler oddly enough. They're staring in an odd couple-esque sitcom this fall.

Q: What's the title.

[Reply #738 on:]

A:  "Who's Loving Who?"  White supremacists are not amused.

Q:  What hate groups are there in the future?

[Reply #739 on:]

A: DOH!  (Democratic Order of Hate(rs))


Q: Who's the leader of DOH?

[Reply #740 on:]

A: Kanye West's head.

Q: Who does he hate the most?

[Reply #741 on:]

A: Taylor Swift's head and everybody who is not him.


Q: Why does Kanye West hate Taylor Swift's head so much?

[Reply #742 on:]

A:  Because Beyonce's head has the best video of all time!!!!


Q:  Would Bender push Fry on a swingset? 

[Reply #743 on:]

A:  Push?  No.  Push off?  Definitely.

Q:  Why is Fry obsessed with Space Cows?

[Reply #744 on:]

A: His aunt had a tattoo of a space cow on her right buttock. He happened to see it when he accidentally walked in on her while she was changing. Ever since then the fat sagging image of a space cow has been baked into his mind.

Q: Is Fry scared of space cows?

[Reply #745 on:]

A: Extremely.

Q: Why does he always assume things are caused by space cows?

[Reply #746 on:]

A:  He has yet to deal with space elephants.

Q:  What was Fry's experience with a tar shark?

[Reply #747 on:]

A: Terrible. It ravaged his supply of shoes.

Q. How did Sylvester Stallone end up down there?

[Reply #748 on:]

A:  A bunch of tar was thrown at the theater where Sly was and it destroyed the theater, and killed Sly.  It was at the premire of Rocky 5000!


Q:  Would Bender help Fry if he had a scraped knee?   

[Reply #749 on:]

A:  About the only help Fry can expect from Bender is Bender "helping himself" to Fry's wallet.

Q:  Why does Bender steal so much?

[Reply #750 on:]

A:   So he can afford a golden plate, and proceed to saying "kiss my glorious golden ass!"

Q:   Will bender ever get that ass transplant?

[Reply #751 on:]

A:  Nah, he don't need his shiny metal ass transplanted!


Q:  Does Bender ever tickle Fry? 

[Reply #752 on:]

A:  Yes, but he breaks one of Fry's bones half the time.

Q: Has Fry had every bone in his body broken yet?

[Reply #753 on:]

A:  Nope.  He's about 2 short.

Q:  Why did LaBarbara marry Hermes?

[Reply #754 on:]

A: She loves his sexy potato body.

Q: Apart from Alkazar, Fry, Lars and the Robot Devil, how many other aborted weddings has Leela had?

[Reply #755 on:]

A:  Well, she's already had 4; what's the point of counting further?

Q:  Why is it Leela can't "close the deal"?

[Reply #756 on:]

A:  She hasn't found the right man yet.


Q:  Would Leela and Bender be brave about swinging on a rope to the other side of a canyon?

[Reply #757 on:]

A:  Leela would; Bender would poot bricks.

Q:  Why would they want to get to the other side of the canyon?

[Reply #758 on:]

A. To get to the other side!

Q. Who was Zapp's first love?

[Reply #759 on:]

A:  himself

Q:  Who was his second love?