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Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #520 on: 11-23-2009 00:37 »

A: Bender because he lets Zoidberg have the left overs.

Q: Why does Bender give Zoidberg the left overs?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #521 on: 11-23-2009 15:53 »

A: Because Zoidberg is good at cleaning up that sort of trash.

Q: What sort of thing would Fry like to 'clean up'?


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Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #522 on: 11-24-2009 02:20 »

A: The latrine.

Q: Does Bender even know what a latrine is used for?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #523 on: 11-24-2009 11:40 »

A: No. But it's a handy way of 'delivering' stuff down into the sewers.

Q: Does Bender even know what the sewers are for?

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SpaceMaN

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« Reply #524 on: 11-25-2009 07:35 »

A: Waste. Human Waste.

Q: What does Leela sing in the shower?
LobsterMooch
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« Reply #525 on: 11-25-2009 08:17 »

A: Eye will always love you.


Q: What does Amy sing?

seattlejohn01

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« Reply #526 on: 11-25-2009 08:20 »

A:  If loving you is right, then I don't want to be Wong...

Q:  What does Hermes sing?
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #527 on: 11-25-2009 19:49 »

A: He doesn't. He's too busy tallying his banana.

Q: What would Fry and Leela name their first child?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #528 on: 11-25-2009 19:59 »


Q: What does Amy sing?


Q:  What does Hermes sing?


A: "Buggalo soldier". They probably sing it together.

And on to the current question:

A: Muto-boy/girl

Q: Why would Leela accept this clearly mutantist name?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #529 on: 11-26-2009 00:40 »

A: Because she was drugged up when someone suggested the name.

Q: Who suggested the name?
LobsterMooch
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« Reply #530 on: 11-26-2009 01:54 »

A: The jilted Adlai



Q: What type of cookies did Linda give to Fawn and Morbo?
crimsonbanana

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« Reply #531 on: 11-27-2009 11:59 »

a: White Chocolate raspberry c ones

q: why not white chocolate fudge ones?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #532 on: 11-27-2009 19:14 »

A:  Because they give Morbo gas!


Q:  Would Bender force Fry to hula-hoop with a tennis racket? 
hobbitboy

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« Reply #533 on: 11-28-2009 10:39 »

A: Only after taking the strings out.

Q: Would Fry actually try to do it?

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Cinimod

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« Reply #534 on: 11-28-2009 12:57 »

A: Are you joking? Fry is already a hula-hoop tennis racket champion.

Q: Who else plays this other rare extreme sport?
coldangel

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« Reply #535 on: 11-28-2009 15:36 »

A: Your mum.

End of game.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #536 on: 11-29-2009 02:44 »

New game.

Q: Why does Cinimod's mum play tennis racket hula-hoop?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #537 on: 11-29-2009 04:53 »

A: Because she thinks it makes her cooler.

Q: Does it?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #538 on: 11-29-2009 09:18 »

A: Not unless she 'plays' in a heavily refrigerated environment, no.

Q: How do we get back to asking (and answering) stupid questions that are at least vaguely related to Futurama?

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Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #539 on: 11-30-2009 01:54 »

A: By posting questions vaguely related to Futurama.

Q: What is Nibbler's favorite meal?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #540 on: 11-30-2009 10:23 »

A:  His next one.

Q:  What CAN'T Nibbler eat?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #541 on: 11-30-2009 12:30 »

A: Bachelor Chow. Ever since they added 'flavor' it's been unbearable.

Q: What, if anything, is there that Nibbler shouldn't eat?

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KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #542 on: 11-30-2009 16:50 »

A:  Rat poison!


Q:  What would the Griffins do to Fry if they kidnapped him?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #543 on: 11-30-2009 19:47 »

A:  Well, if it's Peter Griffin, he'd take him on a tour of the Pawtucket Brewery.

Q:  Who's the creator of Bachelor Chow?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #544 on: 12-04-2009 17:44 »

A: Joe Bachelor.

Q:  Was Bachelor Chow always supposed to be food?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #545 on: 12-04-2009 18:00 »

A:  For Bachelors, no.  It was originally created for owls.

Q:  What kind of Pizzas did the Signoid Pizzaria finally end up offering?
LobsterMooch
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« Reply #546 on: 12-05-2009 03:45 »

A: Pepperoni with a chance of meatsauce.



Q: Since the pizza oven is used as bed space, where do they cook those pies?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #547 on: 12-05-2009 04:34 »

A: Out back on their Signoid BBQ.

Q: What normally gets cooked on a Signoid BBQ?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #548 on: 12-05-2009 07:33 »

A:  Anything they can get their hands on.  And, I mean ANYTHING.

Q:  Besides Pizza & BBQ, what other kinds of restaurants have signoid's opened on Earth?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #549 on: 12-05-2009 18:26 »

A: A Signoid specialty meal restaurant.

Q: What are some Signoid specialties?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #550 on: 12-05-2009 19:56 »

A:  JNeptunian Slug Surprise, Decapodian Larvae Lasagne & the ever popular Signoid Slime Slurpee.

Q.  Besides restaurants, what other businesses are Signoids involved in?
LobsterMooch
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« Reply #551 on: 12-05-2009 21:33 »

A: Fortune telling and used car trading.



Q: Who is King of the Signoids?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #552 on: 12-08-2009 19:14 »

A:  King Solomon's head!


Q:  Who's a bigger narcisisist?  Zapp or Bender? 
hobbitboy

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« Reply #553 on: 12-19-2009 12:14 »
« Last Edit on: 12-21-2009 13:48 »

A: Zapp. Bender's is tempered by other desires that feature almost as strongly.

Q: Who, out of Leela and Fry, is the least narcissistic?

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KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #554 on: 12-20-2009 20:29 »

A:  Leela. 


Q:  If the PE Crew landed on a planet that's like the 1930's south, who would end up on a chain gang? 
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #555 on: 12-21-2009 06:22 »

A:  Zoidberg.


Q:  What's Hermes' middle name?
Frisco17

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« Reply #556 on: 12-21-2009 07:16 »

A: Florence

Q: Why is that his middle name?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #557 on: 12-21-2009 13:58 »
« Last Edit on: 12-21-2009 13:59 »

A: Because that was the name of his old granny* who had a tarpaper shack on Montego Bay. And his parents knew that appeasing her by naming their first-born son after her was the only way to prevent her zombie from coming back and haunting that branch of the family.

* God rest her zombie bones.

Q: What the hell is tarpaper, anyway? And how effective can it possibly be as a building material?

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suss6052

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« Reply #558 on: 01-03-2010 04:20 »

A: Tar paper is a heavy-duty paper used in construction. Tar paper is made by impregnating paper with tar. Tar paper is used, among other things, for waterproofing roofs to prevent ingress of moisture. It is used as base layer for asphalt, wood (a.k.a. shake), or other shingles, or even gravel, since tar paper itself isn't particularly wind- or sun-resistant. So in essence its a good building material, but only when teamed with other building materials.

Q: Why on earth would Fry ever wish he was back in the 20th century?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #559 on: 01-04-2010 19:53 »

A:  In BBS in the midst of all that laser shooting he did.  One of those reasons.


Q:  Would it be cool if the Futurama characters went to a planet that's like a spaghetti western? 
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