"What's with the eye?" - Stupid Questions

[Reply #520 on:]

A: Bender because he lets Zoidberg have the left overs.

Q: Why does Bender give Zoidberg the left overs?

[Reply #521 on:]

A: Because Zoidberg is good at cleaning up that sort of trash.

Q: What sort of thing would Fry like to 'clean up'?

[Reply #522 on:]

A: The latrine.

Q: Does Bender even know what a latrine is used for?

[Reply #523 on:]

A: No. But it's a handy way of 'delivering' stuff down into the sewers.

Q: Does Bender even know what the sewers are for?

[Reply #524 on:]

A: Waste. Human Waste.

Q: What does Leela sing in the shower?

[Reply #525 on:]

A: Eye will always love you.


Q: What does Amy sing?

[Reply #526 on:]

A:  If loving you is right, then I don't want to be Wong...

Q:  What does Hermes sing?

[Reply #527 on:]

A: He doesn't. He's too busy tallying his banana.

Q: What would Fry and Leela name their first child?

[Reply #528 on:]

Q: What does Amy sing?

Q:  What does Hermes sing?

A: "Buggalo soldier". They probably sing it together.

And on to the current question:

A: Muto-boy/girl

Q: Why would Leela accept this clearly mutantist name?

[Reply #529 on:]

A: Because she was drugged up when someone suggested the name.

Q: Who suggested the name?

[Reply #530 on:]

A: The jilted Adlai



Q: What type of cookies did Linda give to Fawn and Morbo?

[Reply #531 on:]

a: White Chocolate raspberry c ones

q: why not white chocolate fudge ones?

[Reply #532 on:]

A:  Because they give Morbo gas!


Q:  Would Bender force Fry to hula-hoop with a tennis racket? 

[Reply #533 on:]

A: Only after taking the strings out.

Q: Would Fry actually try to do it?

[Reply #534 on:]

A: Are you joking? Fry is already a hula-hoop tennis racket champion.

Q: Who else plays this other rare extreme sport?

[Reply #535 on:]

A: Your mum.

End of game.

[Reply #536 on:]

New game.

Q: Why does Cinimod's mum play tennis racket hula-hoop?

[Reply #537 on:]

A: Because she thinks it makes her cooler.

Q: Does it?

[Reply #538 on:]

A: Not unless she 'plays' in a heavily refrigerated environment, no.

Q: How do we get back to asking (and answering) stupid questions that are at least vaguely related to Futurama?

[Reply #539 on:]

A: By posting questions vaguely related to Futurama.

Q: What is Nibbler's favorite meal?

[Reply #540 on:]

A:  His next one.

Q:  What CAN'T Nibbler eat?

[Reply #541 on:]

A: Bachelor Chow. Ever since they added 'flavor' it's been unbearable.

Q: What, if anything, is there that Nibbler shouldn't eat?

[Reply #542 on:]

A:  Rat poison!


Q:  What would the Griffins do to Fry if they kidnapped him?

[Reply #543 on:]

A:  Well, if it's Peter Griffin, he'd take him on a tour of the Pawtucket Brewery.

Q:  Who's the creator of Bachelor Chow?

[Reply #544 on:]

A: Joe Bachelor.

Q:  Was Bachelor Chow always supposed to be food?

[Reply #545 on:]

A:  For Bachelors, no.  It was originally created for owls.

Q:  What kind of Pizzas did the Signoid Pizzaria finally end up offering?

[Reply #546 on:]

A: Pepperoni with a chance of meatsauce.



Q: Since the pizza oven is used as bed space, where do they cook those pies?

[Reply #547 on:]

A: Out back on their Signoid BBQ.

Q: What normally gets cooked on a Signoid BBQ?

[Reply #548 on:]

A:  Anything they can get their hands on.  And, I mean ANYTHING.

Q:  Besides Pizza & BBQ, what other kinds of restaurants have signoid's opened on Earth?

[Reply #549 on:]

A: A Signoid specialty meal restaurant.

Q: What are some Signoid specialties?

[Reply #550 on:]

A:  JNeptunian Slug Surprise, Decapodian Larvae Lasagne & the ever popular Signoid Slime Slurpee.

Q.  Besides restaurants, what other businesses are Signoids involved in?

[Reply #551 on:]

A: Fortune telling and used car trading.



Q: Who is King of the Signoids?

[Reply #552 on:]

A:  King Solomon's head!


Q:  Who's a bigger narcisisist?  Zapp or Bender? 

[Reply #553 on:]

A: Zapp. Bender's is tempered by other desires that feature almost as strongly.

Q: Who, out of Leela and Fry, is the least narcissistic?

[Reply #554 on:]

A:  Leela. 


Q:  If the PE Crew landed on a planet that's like the 1930's south, who would end up on a chain gang? 

[Reply #555 on:]

A:  Zoidberg.


Q:  What's Hermes' middle name?

[Reply #556 on:]

A: Florence

Q: Why is that his middle name?

[Reply #557 on:]

A: Because that was the name of his old granny* who had a tarpaper shack on Montego Bay. And his parents knew that appeasing her by naming their first-born son after her was the only way to prevent her zombie from coming back and haunting that branch of the family.

* God rest her zombie bones.

Q: What the hell is tarpaper, anyway? And how effective can it possibly be as a building material?

[Reply #558 on:]

A: Tar paper is a heavy-duty paper used in construction. Tar paper is made by impregnating paper with tar. Tar paper is used, among other things, for waterproofing roofs to prevent ingress of moisture. It is used as base layer for asphalt, wood (a.k.a. shake), or other shingles, or even gravel, since tar paper itself isn't particularly wind- or sun-resistant. So in essence its a good building material, but only when teamed with other building materials.

Q: Why on earth would Fry ever wish he was back in the 20th century?

[Reply #559 on:]

A:  In BBS in the midst of all that laser shooting he did.  One of those reasons.


Q:  Would it be cool if the Futurama characters went to a planet that's like a spaghetti western?