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PEE Poll: Ideas for the title of the next thread. Suggestions will be added, cause I don't like any of the ideas me and BF1221 came up with.
Why? My stupids.
If you guys are done being stupid. I have more...
Did you just say questions are cool? No, we said they're stupid. Cool!

ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #440 on: 02-08-2009 20:48 »

A: It's fun.

Q: How many brainspawn does it take to change a lightbulb?
no9man v2

Bending Unit
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« Reply #441 on: 02-08-2009 20:49 »

A: infinite because they can't.

Q: Why can't they?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #442 on: 02-08-2009 20:51 »

A: Because they don't have hands...

Q: Why don't they use their minds to project the energy to change the bulb?
no9man v2

Bending Unit
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« Reply #443 on: 02-08-2009 20:52 »

A: Because Fry is next to them thinking.

Q: What is he thinking?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #444 on: 02-08-2009 20:56 »

A: Leela and Amy look good on Wednesdays.

Q: Why Wednesdays?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #445 on: 02-08-2009 21:48 »

A: Because thats the day they go out for drinks together.
Q: Why do they go out to drinks together?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #446 on: 02-09-2009 03:59 »

A: Becuase Amy needs Leela around to keep her from getting and "coffee" while Kif is away.

Q: How successful is Leela at this?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #447 on: 02-09-2009 16:14 »

A: Only partially sucessful, since she keeps getting Jealous of Amy's ability to be with any guy/being she wanted.

Q: Why doesn't Fry try to grow up even just a little bit?
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #448 on: 02-09-2009 19:39 »

A: He does, but it's impossible

Q: Why doesn't Bender ever settle down and get married?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #449 on: 02-09-2009 19:44 »

A: Because Bender isn't a one Fembot Manbot.

Q: Why doesn't Fry get some sort of operation to help repair his brain?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #450 on: 02-09-2009 21:30 »

A: He is scared of operations.

Q: Why is he scared of operations?
Einahpet

Bending Unit
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« Reply #451 on: 02-09-2009 22:00 »

A: Because he is scared of people looking at his organs.

Q: Why does he not like people looking at his organs?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #452 on: 02-10-2009 00:20 »

A: Because of the incident with the worms.

Q: Why did Leela love the worm infested fry better?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #453 on: 02-10-2009 03:09 »

A: Because he was stronger, smarter, faster and more attractive.

Q: What if Leela had gotten the worms instead of Fry?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #454 on: 02-10-2009 03:53 »

Then she would have kept them and died.

What if Leela died from eating some tainted ham?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #455 on: 02-10-2009 17:22 »

This isn't what if

It would have been another bad dream

What caused the dream
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #456 on: 02-10-2009 17:39 »

Eating some tainted ham, it goes with the stupid questions, a stupid question can be in the form of a what if question if so desired.

Who forced Leela to eat the ham?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #457 on: 02-10-2009 17:50 »

Morbo

Why did he do such a thing
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #458 on: 02-10-2009 17:57 »

Lrrr told him to confused

Will Bear reach Urban Legend today?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #459 on: 02-10-2009 17:58 »

If I can make 108 more posts (108!!! Push the button! it's a sign eek )

Will Books make space pope tomorrow laff
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #460 on: 02-10-2009 17:58 »

Unlikely

Will Bender ever realize his dream of drifting endlessly throughout the american southwest?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #461 on: 02-10-2009 17:59 »

I think he could if he rode a bull

Will Amakar ever become ruler of Emperor 9?
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #462 on: 02-10-2009 18:03 »

Yes! He shall be king Purplemonkeydishwasher. smile

Will suss ever make an interesting answer?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #463 on: 02-10-2009 18:33 »

Not on your life.

Why won't you ask a decent question?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #464 on: 02-10-2009 18:37 »

its the STUPID thread

when will we have a smart thread confused
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #465 on: 02-10-2009 19:21 »

When you stop asking stupid questions.

Who should Fry date next?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #466 on: 02-10-2009 20:20 »

Radiator woman's sister

Who did she date before?
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #467 on: 02-10-2009 21:26 »

A: Lrrr (but don't tell Ndnd)

Q: Why did Lrrr date Radiator womans sister?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #468 on: 02-10-2009 21:30 »

A: She was hot! (get it laff )

Q: Will Ndnd ever find out?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #469 on: 02-10-2009 21:31 »

A: She already did, radiator woman's sister is the one who liked lilacs

Q: Who is Morbo dating on the side?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #470 on: 02-10-2009 21:34 »

A: Morbo is rumoured to be hooking up with Mrs Wong ( puke )

Q: How did they meet?
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #471 on: 02-10-2009 21:35 »

A: When morbo was at uni?

Q: Why would Morbo want to date Mrs Wong?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #472 on: 02-10-2009 21:36 »

A: He likes slanty eyes.

Q: Where did Morbo and Mrs Wong go to school?
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #473 on: 02-10-2009 21:40 »

A: Io (it's one of jupiter's moons) S.P.* secondary school

Q: What did they study?

*Space Pope Religion
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #474 on: 02-10-2009 21:51 »

A: How to conquer species and take over planets

Q: Is Mrs Wong ever going to use her schooling knowledge?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #475 on: 02-11-2009 00:19 »

A: She already is part owner of 50% of mars and uses her training to control Mr Wong.

Q: Why does Mr Wong put up with her?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #476 on: 02-11-2009 00:31 »

A: Because she owns 50% of Mars tongue (thats the first time i've ever seriously used that smiley)

Q: Will she ever sell it?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #477 on: 02-11-2009 02:02 »

A:But he's the one that owns 50% of mars, not her. It was his prized buggalo herd that was stolen, therefore she wanted a divorce. It isn't hers to sell.

Q:Why would assume that she owned 50% of mars?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #478 on: 02-11-2009 02:15 »

A: Conjugal rights.

Q: Who owns the other 50%?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #479 on: 02-11-2009 02:46 »

A:The Mars Ecological society, but they were thinking of selling out to the Wongs.
Q: Why would they sell out to the Wongs?
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