Futurama   Planet Express Employee Lounge
The Futurama Message Board

Design and Support by Can't get enough Futurama
Help Search Futurama chat Login Register

PEEL - The Futurama Message Board    General Disscussion    Oh PEEL members, we beseech thee. What if...that thing I said! « previous next »
 Topic locked! 
Author Topic: Oh PEEL members, we beseech thee. What if...that thing I said!  (Read 10962 times)
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 6 7 ... 15 Print
El-Man

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #120 on: 08-28-2008 16:27 »
« Last Edit on: 08-28-2008 17:27 »

He'd have environmentally friendly transportation that ran on alcohol, but kept saying 'bite my shiny metal bumper'.

What if Fry converted the PE ship into a bike?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #121 on: 08-28-2008 21:04 »

Leela would kick his ass for ruining her ship.

What if Fry still used the Professor as a bike?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
*
« Reply #122 on: 08-28-2008 22:50 »

Lots of blood would be pooled in the back of the Professors brain, resulting in a permanent delirium.

What if Amy used Kif as a bike?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
*
« Reply #123 on: 08-29-2008 00:37 »

His squishy body wouldn't be able to support her weight (not that she's fat, or anything...).

What if Fry put his bike in Leela's big trunk?
Zed 85

Space Pope
****
« Reply #124 on: 08-29-2008 11:14 »

As long as "big trunk" is what I think you mean by that, it would be the first step in Fry trying to persuade Leela to go with him on a cycling holiday. If not, and "big trunk" means something else, she may punch him - or she might anyway regardless.

What if Fry and Leela went cycling around southern France?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
*
« Reply #125 on: 08-29-2008 14:21 »

The would visit the lovely city of Nice and fall even more in love.

What if Zapp had secretly tagged along with them?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #126 on: 08-30-2008 06:37 »

He would hit on every French woman he saw.

What if Zapp went to Switzerland?
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
**
« Reply #127 on: 08-30-2008 06:48 »

He would go to Switzerland and visit the Switzerland.

What if Zapp were secretly homoerotica?
El-Man

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #128 on: 08-30-2008 09:01 »

Kif would immediately resign his commission and move in with Amy.

What would Kif do if he joined Planet Express?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
*
« Reply #129 on: 08-30-2008 14:31 »

He would try to work his way up to commanding officer, overthrow Leela's captain status, and rule Planet Express with an iron fist.

What if Fishy Joe had bought Planet Express?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #130 on: 08-31-2008 05:12 »

The PE Ship would be turned into a space-whaler.

What if Wernstrom owned Planet Express?
Zed 85

Space Pope
****
« Reply #131 on: 08-31-2008 15:45 »
« Last Edit on: 08-31-2008 15:46 »

Farnsworth would create a new rival delivery company out of spite, eventually, irrespective of what financial, legal, spiritual, dramatic or romantic set of events led to PlanEx's coming to be owned by Wernstrom in the first place, regardless of whether Farnsworth remembered said events or not anyway or was in fact dead at the time.

What if Farnsworth couldn't call his company Planet Express?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #132 on: 09-01-2008 03:40 »

It would be called Gizmonic Express.

What if Dr. Forrester owned Planet Express?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
*
« Reply #133 on: 09-01-2008 04:34 »

Then he'd force Fry, Bender and Leela to watch Family Guy reruns and Selzer/Friedberg "spoof" movies until they cried uncle.

What if Professor Farnsworth ran Deep 13?
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
**
« Reply #134 on: 09-01-2008 09:15 »

They would call him the Professor. 





Of Deep 13.

Do we have like 8 threads like this that are exactly the same thing?
Zed 85

Space Pope
****
« Reply #135 on: 09-01-2008 15:35 »

What if we do?
no.9 man

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #136 on: 09-03-2008 20:59 »

Then there is no point in the other 8.

What if Leela had two or more eyes?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #137 on: 09-04-2008 04:15 »

She'd be fine as long as she had less than five.

What if Fry had one eye?
El-Man

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #138 on: 09-04-2008 04:23 »

He'd be in a government lab back in 1999, would never have fallen into a cryo-chamber, and the series would never happen. Woe!  laff

What if Zapp Brannigan was a competent commander?
km73

Space Pope
****
« Reply #139 on: 09-04-2008 05:23 »

Space-time would be rent asunder.

What if Kif had stayed dead?
El-Man

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #140 on: 09-04-2008 06:26 »

Amy would have stayed with Zapp, but booted his philandering ass when he came onto her mom.  hmpf

What if Amy didn't share a  blood type with the Professor?

Zed 85

Space Pope
****
« Reply #141 on: 09-04-2008 10:27 »

I'm sure she might have a few more organs he'd be interested in.

What if Bender stayed a fem-bot?
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
**
« Reply #142 on: 09-05-2008 02:55 »

His and Fry's relationship would become increasingly awkward and tense until they finally let into their urges and made passionate hot sex, which would eventually ruin their relationship because of the guilt and self loathing that would follow.

What if Amy raped Kif?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #143 on: 09-05-2008 04:22 »

He would use his camoflage reflex to escape.

What if Leela was a man and Fry was a woman?
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
**
« Reply #144 on: 09-05-2008 05:35 »

Her name would be Lee Lemon, and his name would be Juniper.  Also, Juniper would have never gotten frozen and gone to the future, instead she would have gotten knocked up shortly after high school, got married because of the pregnancy, and tried to stay together for the kids.  After 13 years, the marriage would completely deteriorate, her husband would attmept to railroad her, and after manipulating 3 of her children to live with her by telling them she was suicidal, Juniper would use them as scapegoats for the mess she made of her life and in turn ruin their lives.

What if Kif raped Zapp?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #145 on: 09-06-2008 04:15 »

winna have you been sniffing glue again?
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
**
« Reply #146 on: 09-06-2008 04:23 »

No...

Why does Frisco17 presume that I've ever huffed chemicals found in household items in direct opposition to their instructions written on their containers?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #147 on: 09-06-2008 04:37 »

I was just wondering about your recent preocupation with rape is all.
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
**
« Reply #148 on: 09-06-2008 05:37 »

You didn't ask another question.

What would happen if Kif raped Zapp?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
*
« Reply #149 on: 09-06-2008 05:54 »

The we'd all become disturbed with your obsession with rape.

What if Bender gave birth to wine instead of beer?
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
**
« Reply #150 on: 09-06-2008 06:00 »

It'd be weird and magical.... because they were clearly brewing beer, not wine.

Considering how much Kif hates Zapp, and the fact that Zapp is so broken and confused with his sexuality, why hasn't Kif gotten the ultimate revenge and raped Zapp yet?
Smarty

Professor
*
« Reply #151 on: 09-07-2008 06:57 »

Well, for one, Kif is way too quiet and scared to. Plus, that would make alot of awkward silence on deck of  the Nimbus.


What if Zapp was gay when he met Leela, Fry, and Bender?
espon

Delivery Boy
**
« Reply #152 on: 09-07-2008 08:42 »

he would probably hit on fry instead

what if zoidberg wasn't poor?
Zed 85

Space Pope
****
« Reply #153 on: 09-07-2008 09:45 »

He'd probably rub everyone's noses in it, he would!

What if Kif was given command of his own ship?
Cinimod

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #154 on: 09-07-2008 10:33 »

Zapp Branigan would destroy the ship and blame it on Kif.

Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #155 on: 09-08-2008 02:57 »

Lars and Leela would love happily and baldly ever after.

What if Leela was the spokesperson for Yivo instead of Fry?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
*
« Reply #156 on: 09-08-2008 05:07 »

Then people would "Love The Tentacle" much more readilly.

What if Amy slept with Hermes?
Zed 85

Space Pope
****
« Reply #157 on: 09-11-2008 13:03 »

Labarbara would be quite angry, and Kif probably, but everyone else probably wouldn't be all that surprised/bothered.

What if Amy had never fallen for Kif?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
*
« Reply #158 on: 09-11-2008 21:56 »

Then Kif would groan even more than he usually does.

What if Leela wore her wrist Thingamajigger on her other wrist for a change?
Smarty

Professor
*
« Reply #159 on: 09-11-2008 23:14 »

Then everyone would stay about 50 feet away, because the original wrist smelled horrible.

If Fry had a Wrist Thingamajigger thingy, what would he be doing right now on it?
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 6 7 ... 15 Print 
 Topic locked! 
« previous next »
Jump to:  

Powered by SMF | SMF © 2006, Simple Machines | some icons from famfamfam
Legal Notice & Disclaimer: "Futurama" TM and copyright FOX, its related entities and the Curiosity Company. All rights reserved. Any reproduction, duplication or distribution of these materials in any form is expressly prohibited. As a fan site, this Futurama forum, its operators, and any content on the site relating to "Futurama" are not explicitely authorized by Fox or the Curiosity Company.
Page created in 0.144 seconds with 17 queries.