Oh PEEL members, we beseech thee. What if...that thing I said!

[Reply #200 on:]

Zoidberg would be happy! His tail is wagging

What if Fry was 500 feet tall?

[Reply #201 on:]

Then he'd trash New New York until he faced off against Mecha-Zoidberg and Bender the Three-Headed Robot.

What if Giant Zoidberg and Bender faced off against Godzilla?

[Reply #202 on:]

Zoidberg would be lobster baked so long as fry didn't destract bender, and godzilla and bender would team up to destroy the meat bags.

What if Zoidberg had mated with edna and died?

[Reply #203 on:]

Then Hermes would be a happier man!!

What if Leela married Kif?

[Reply #204 on:]

Then Kif would be her little squeezle....

What if Zoidberg had killed Fry in Claw Plaque?

[Reply #205 on:]

Then Edna would have mated with him?

What if Fry had mated with Edna?

[Reply #206 on:]

Then she would die and have horrific lobster/human hybrid babies...

What if Fry mated with Leela?

[Reply #207 on:]

Then They would have little mutant/ mighty one hybrid kids

What if Bender mated with Amy????

[Reply #208 on:]

Then...that wouldn't make much sense.

What if Amy mated with me?

[Reply #209 on:]

Then you would be a thousand years in the future.

what if Amy mated with zoidberg??

[Reply #210 on:]

Same basic off spring as edna and fry, only with amy as the carrier.

What if Kif mated with edna?

[Reply #211 on:]

They would both have weird Kids!

What if Zoidberg was Human?

[Reply #212 on:]

Then he might know more about the human anatomy
What if bender wasn't as evil?

[Reply #213 on:]

Then he'd be less fun.

What Professor Stephen Hawking's head could talk normally due to 30th century technology?

[Reply #214 on:]

Then he would be a lot more fun.

What if Leela had done something with her hair?

[Reply #215 on:]

Nobody would notice except for Fry.

What if Fry redid his hair?

[Reply #216 on:]

Then everyone would laugh at him.

What if Amy had never met Kif?

[Reply #217 on:]

Then Amy would still be pretending to be Fry's boyfriend.

What if Leela had kept her old job?

[Reply #218 on:]

Then she'd be miserable.

What if Zoidberg faced off against the Gill-Man from The Creature From The Black Lagoon?

[Reply #219 on:]

Zoidberg would be whoop whoop whooping and trying to plead for his life.

What if Fry had never met bender?

[Reply #220 on:]

Then no-one would have solved the mystery of the missing ring.

What if Zoidberg and Leela got married?

[Reply #221 on:]

Then when Leela got angry she would clam bake zoidberg.

What if Amy killed Leela?

[Reply #222 on:]

Then she would be alot more impulsive

What if Zoidberg won the spanish national lottery?

[Reply #223 on:]

Zoidberg would spend it on surgery to look more human but keep the ink pouch.

What would happen if there was a Planet Express Theatre-Length Movie?

[Reply #224 on:]

Bender would ask Calculon to be in it, and when he didn't win an oscar...
You know the rest

What if Bender got frozen for 1000 years?

[Reply #225 on:]

Then he'd discover the head of the Statue Of Liberty and bellow "You MEATBAGS! You blew it up! DAMN YOU ALL TO HEEEEEEEELLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!"

What if the PE express ship had in-flight movies?

[Reply #226 on:]

Everyone would get distracted and they would crash the ship.

What if Zoidberg was a cyclops like leela?

[Reply #227 on:]

He would be an even worse doctor.

What if Leela had three eyes?

[Reply #228 on:]

She'd be an even better Captain.

What if Kif had no eyes, and relied on sonar to get around?

[Reply #229 on:]

Then he'd keep "accidentilly" bumping into Amy's boobs.

What if Hermes didn't need glasses?

[Reply #230 on:]

then hed be anal for less than 50% of the time

What if Zoidberg died

[Reply #231 on:]

Then he'd forget to use question marks at the end of sentences.

What if Amy slept with Hermes?

[Reply #232 on:]

I think the word we're looking for here is "ho bag"

What if Hermes hadn't requisitioned his groove back?

[Reply #233 on:]

Then Bender would still be without a brain and The Australian Guy would have alot less labour.

What if Fry went to France?

[Reply #234 on:]

He'd fry, the Eiffel tower is electrified and he would feel compelled to lick it

What if Pazuzu fought godzilla? ( completely random, I know )

[Reply #235 on:]

The Pazuzu would be acompanied by a pair of teeny-tiny little twin French girls singing on the sidelines.

What if Pazuza fought Mothra?

[Reply #236 on:]

Many Japanese extra's would be killed.

What if Bigfoot fought Lrr?

[Reply #237 on:]

Lrrrr would be so charmed by his little feet he'd adopt him as a pet.

What if Popplers weren't sentient creatures?

[Reply #238 on:]

Then Fry would have eaten too many and Got fatter than Bender in tales of interest II

What if Zoidberg was adopted by Mom?

[Reply #239 on:]

His name would become Dr John Zoidmom.

What if MOM and sal got married and had kids?