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ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #520 on: 07-14-2008 11:01 »
« Last Edit on: 07-14-2008 11:01 »

-910: You take one nap in a ditch in the park and they start declaring you this and that!
edit* TOTPD  big grin
Frisco17

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« Reply #521 on: 07-14-2008 23:35 »

-911: Actually being a yacht is enough to become a member of the yacht club.
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #522 on: 07-17-2008 11:42 »

-912: Order the cake, dammit!
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #523 on: 07-17-2008 14:25 »

-913: It is neither necessary nor wise to be naked playing tennis.
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #524 on: 07-17-2008 14:56 »

-914: If LaBarbara had wanted a human Adonis for a husband, she would have stayed married to Barbados Slim.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #525 on: 07-17-2008 15:42 »

-915: She'll stay with a man, if he has a sexy potato head.
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #526 on: 07-17-2008 16:26 »

-916: All members of the "Star Trek" religion were thrown into a volcano ("He's dead, Jim!" )
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #527 on: 07-17-2008 16:34 »

-917: Polygamy doesn't work.
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #528 on: 07-17-2008 16:39 »

-918: The fizziest pizza crust can be made by smashing live hornets directly into the dough!
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #529 on: 07-17-2008 16:51 »

-919: Bender's Gaydar can get interference from a gay weather balloon.
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #530 on: 07-17-2008 17:22 »

-920: In Zoidberg's experience boxes are usually empty....or maybe with a little cheese stuck to the top. And one time pepperoni! What a day that was!
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #531 on: 07-18-2008 18:26 »

-921:  The secret of Slurm's on a need to know basis
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #532 on: 07-18-2008 18:30 »

-922: Grunka Lunkas will use tenuous rhymes at every available opportunity.
Frisco17

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« Reply #533 on: 07-18-2008 21:55 »

 
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Originally posted by ShepherdofShark:
-919: Bender's Gaydar can get interference from a gay weather balloon.

-923: There is apparently such a thing as a gay weather balloon.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #534 on: 07-19-2008 09:09 »

 
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Originally posted by Frisco17:
 -923: There is apparently such a thing as a gay weather balloon.
-924: That's so all the gay professional beach-bullies get to find out in advance if they'll be able to sleep-in tomorrow (i.e. bad weather) instead of going to work.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #535 on: 07-19-2008 12:10 »

-925: In the slurm factory, singing uses up your bathroom break.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #536 on: 07-19-2008 12:24 »

-926: The League of Robots will never kill all humans.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #537 on: 07-19-2008 12:43 »

-927: Zapp can only imagine what rock hard part of Leela is crushing him.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #538 on: 07-19-2008 17:16 »

-928: Hattie also loves the neckamajigger.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #539 on: 07-19-2008 18:59 »

-929: Being brains, they feel compelled to know everything.
Frisco17

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« Reply #540 on: 07-19-2008 22:40 »

-930: No Leela, brain make people smart.

-931: Using the word "libary" makes you a jerk.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #541 on: 07-20-2008 09:12 »

-932: Fry no die!

-934: Nancy Drew, too hard. Hardy Boys, too easy.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #542 on: 07-20-2008 09:28 »

-935: Bonfire of the Vanities is the perfect book for defeating the brains.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #543 on: 07-20-2008 09:34 »

-936: Now he's trapped in a book Fry wrote.

-937: Let what must be done, be done.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #544 on: 07-20-2008 18:04 »

-938: Nibblonians will eat pretty much anything.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #545 on: 07-20-2008 20:16 »

-939: Yivo like to call the universe Honey-Poo.
Frisco17

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« Reply #546 on: 07-20-2008 22:15 »

-940: All the universe's literature can be stored on two CDs.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #547 on: 07-21-2008 07:35 »

-941: Do a flip!
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #548 on: 07-21-2008 10:05 »

-942: That bender will have to take a raincheck on that nadswap.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #549 on: 07-21-2008 15:58 »

-943: Boxy is good to let go of in a hot air balloon.
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #550 on: 07-21-2008 16:09 »

-944: If you kill anyone, be sure to eat their heart to gain their courage...their rich, tasty courage
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #551 on: 07-21-2008 16:14 »

-945: Inside Bender, he has the heart of a human.
ALequalsGREAT

Starship Captain
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« Reply #552 on: 07-21-2008 17:21 »

-946: Bodies are for hookers and fat people!
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #553 on: 07-21-2008 20:33 »

-947: He didn't know he could do that.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #554 on: 07-21-2008 20:44 »

-948: Fry often claims he is the king of karaoke.

-949: He isn't.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #555 on: 07-21-2008 20:49 »

-950: Just out of curiosity, when we hit -1000 are we going to keep going back down the negatives or go back up to 1000?

-951: Bender's name isn't Bonder, its Bender!

Mittens: What are you doing?
Bolt: Stay back! If I stare at the lock really hard, it'll burst into flames and melt.
Mittens: Now I'm concerned on a number of levels.
Frisco17

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« Reply #556 on: 07-21-2008 21:49 »

-952: Fry seems to have an addiction to dial-a-joke.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #557 on: 07-22-2008 18:51 »

-953: Talkin' about the tentacle!
Frisco17

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« Reply #558 on: 07-22-2008 22:58 »

-954: Planetary Destroyer shots never stop.
Decapodian

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« Reply #559 on: 07-23-2008 06:15 »

-955: Have you ever considered just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids and hitting them?
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