They're trying to learn things from Futurama, those bastards!

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-1048: Fry's initial belief that everyone he knew from the 20th century was dead was wrong.

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You know the meek are gonna get what's comin' to them.

[Reply #641 on:]

-1049: There's no safer occupation than mining...especially when you're on a snowball whipping through space at a million miles an hour!

[Reply #642 on:]

-1050: Land is the stuff that has sky over it.

[Reply #643 on:]

-1051: Cynthia used to drink Slurm.

[Reply #644 on:]

-1052: Jesus only helps those who help themselves.

[Reply #645 on:]

-1053: Santa gets New Orleans on his moniter.

[Reply #646 on:]

-1054: The neptunians like to eat apple cores. And other things.

[Reply #647 on:]

-1055: Fry has no intention to pay them.

[Reply #648 on:]

-1056: Neptunians will let you hit them for a dollar

[Reply #649 on:]

-1057: A bad omen can also be dinner!

[Reply #650 on:]

-1058: Bender is great, oh Bender is great,  Bender, Bender, Bender...

[Reply #651 on:]

-1059: Sub-mutants are just a sub-urban legend.

[Reply #652 on:]

-1060: You can tell it's night in the sewers when the tide comes in.

[Reply #653 on:]

-1061: Dr. Zoidberg believes Santa Claus & Jesus are good friends.

[Reply #654 on:]

-1062: Leela has a pair of glasses just to wink at people with.

[Reply #655 on:]

-1063: Da Vinci might not make it to the last supper

[Reply #656 on:]

-1064: A Bomb in a Case is like a Head in a Jar

[Reply #657 on:]

-1065 Bender = 174 Slurm cans

[Reply #658 on:]

-1066: Leela is a commoner so her slurm would taste aweful.

[Reply #659 on:]

-1067: You don't want to know where toothpaste comes from!

[Reply #660 on:]

-1068: A trip to party with Slurms McKenzie and at no point do you party with him will turn out to be a big letdown.

[Reply #661 on:]

-1069: Soon enough is not soon enough.

[Reply #662 on:]

-1070: They do have shirts that aren't so tight around the thorax.

[Reply #663 on:]

-1071: The river of slurm is in fact not slurm at all...

[Reply #664 on:]

-1072: Z Rays make you sterile.

[Reply #665 on:]

-1073: Super-intelligent worms can reverse said sterilization.

[Reply #666 on:]

1074: You'll NEVER guess where Zoidberg's been.

[Reply #667 on:]

-1075: In the dumpster enjoying a moldy fudgecicle

[Reply #668 on:]

-1076: Leela's been a fool. A fully prudent fool.

[Reply #669 on:]

-1077: Fan beats man.

[Reply #670 on:]

-1078: Nine, Ten, a big fat hen.

[Reply #671 on:]

-1079: The bourgeois human is a virus on the hard drive of the working robot.

[Reply #672 on:]

-1080: It turns out Elzar forgot to cook that chicken...

[Reply #673 on:]

-1081: BAM!!

[Reply #674 on:]

-1082: He didn't make up Robonia. (supposedly)

[Reply #675 on:]

-1083: Calculon owns the world's biggest and most elegant yacht

[Reply #676 on:]

-1084: It's like his soul is wearing a velour body glove.

[Reply #677 on:]

-1085: Everybody wants to be like Germany.

[Reply #678 on:]

- 1086: Nobody wants to be like France.

[Reply #679 on:]

-1087: Planet Express are small and neutral- like Switzerland

-1088: It's real Velour