They're trying to learn things from Futurama, those bastards!

[Reply #600 on:]

-1002: You're never too rich to turn down a free turkey dog.

[Reply #601 on:]

-1003: You get a discount at the Watergate if you've been there before.

[Reply #602 on:]

-1004: Superking has all the powers of a king plus all the powers of Superman.

-1005: Also he's a robot.

[Reply #603 on:]

-1006: Superking's the best one of the three.

[Reply #604 on:]

-1007: 80's friendship means that for $2 you get beaten with a pool cue until you get detached retinas....

[Reply #605 on:]

-1008: Applebees can serve as a C&C HQ.

[Reply #606 on:]

-1009: The secret to time travel was bound to be somewhere.

-1010:

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010010
011110
100001
101101
110011

[Reply #607 on:]

-1011: The robot elders know humans are harmless!

[Reply #608 on:]

-1012: Humans are stupid, putrid cowards.

Edit: what happened to negatives?

[Reply #609 on:]

-1013: The planet express family isn't a normal family (like the Murphy's or that lesbian coven)

[Reply #610 on:]

-1014: Humans can breathe fire, or did robots make that up?

[Reply #611 on:]

-1015: I think that was just from that stupid movie.

-1016: Was that the original or the remake?

[Reply #612 on:]

-1017: Never eat anything you buy at a truck stop.

[Reply #613 on:]

-1018: Leela's loaded with more meat than a cow.

[Reply #614 on:]

-1019: Unbelievably, Fry sometimes has better things to do than laugh and clap his hands.

[Reply #615 on:]

1020:donkey kongs loin cloth smells!

[Reply #616 on:]

1021: Zoidberg has smelt Donkey Kong's loin cloth.

1022: Werecars crawl along the ground on round rubber feet like a wolf.

[Reply #617 on:]

1023: Zoidberg uses sperm as an alternate form of transportation

[Reply #618 on:]

-1024: The heart is where food is digested.

[Reply #619 on:]

-1025: The heart can also be known as "the ass"

[Reply #620 on:]

-1026: Tickling the pelvic splanchnic ganglion will cause one hell of a bowel movement.

-1027: After which you're lucky if you have any bones left.

[Reply #621 on:]

-1028: Baseball was as boring as mom and apple pie.

-1029: That's why they jazzed it up and created blurnsball.

[Reply #622 on:]

-1030: The robot devil can hold his own in a fiddle contest.

[Reply #623 on:]

-1031: Correction the Robot Devil kicks ass in a fiddle contest.

[Reply #624 on:]

-1032: He also has very good hands.

[Reply #625 on:]

-1033: The Robot Devil's hands are very cold.

-1034: And yet Hell is so hot.

[Reply #626 on:]

-1035:  And even Bender can be more brutal than the Robot Devil (in his standards, of course.)

[Reply #627 on:]

-1035: The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention- now that...is...irony.

[Reply #628 on:]

-1036: Fry's opera is as lousy as it is brilliant!

[Reply #629 on:]

-1037: Zoidberg is not a crafty consumer!

[Reply #630 on:]

-1038: The monsterpus has loved us since we were amoebas.

[Reply #631 on:]

-1039: Turns out his name was Scruffy.

[Reply #632 on:]

-1040: Fry's blood tastes good on pancakes.

[Reply #633 on:]

-1041: A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.

[Reply #634 on:]

-1042: Fry has run over black cats that were luckier than he is...

[Reply #635 on:]

-1043: Keeping an uncaged lion on a spaceship will get you sued by your employees.

[Reply #636 on:]

-1044: Whale oil has replaced gas (or petrol here in the UK).

[Reply #637 on:]

-1045: The can opener killed Bender's father.

[Reply #638 on:]

-1046: And now it's come back for him!

[Reply #639 on:]

-1047: Please Bender, that's Professor's Farnsworth neck! Put it back right now!