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DrThunder88

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« Reply #80 on: 01-09-2008 08:05 »

Nimoy: It's truly remarkable, Bill.  Three hundred years and a billion miles of separation can't keep two lifelong friends from...
Fry: Could you guys wrap this up?  This jar is smooshing my wiener.
futz
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« Reply #81 on: 01-09-2008 09:22 »

Leela: ...soooo real Starship Captain's pants are crotchless?

Shatner: Hmmm-ummm.

Fry: You need to get a pair or dozen, Leela.

Nimoy: That's great Bill. (Thinking: Damn, upstaged again!)
JBERGES

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« Reply #82 on: 01-09-2008 12:19 »
« Last Edit on: 01-09-2008 12:19 »

Nimoy: So, either they kick your ass AND we take your ship, OR you comply AND we get through this together while NOT dead.

Fry:  Why's he talking so funny?

Leela: Some new Vulcan Logic...
Frisco17

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« Reply #83 on: 01-09-2008 19:56 »
« Last Edit on: 01-09-2008 19:56 »

Reposted so everbody doesn't have to go to the previous page.



Shatner: "Leonard! Is that you?"

Nimoy: "Bill, It's been years!"

Leela: "Well, it seems like you guys have alot of catching up to do, so if you'll just sign these forms saying that you recieved the head...."

Fry: "That's all I gotta do? Sign some forms!?! Leela put me down for one of those. No no, two. No eight!"

Leela: "Ugh."
Xanfor

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« Reply #84 on: 01-09-2008 23:00 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by bend_her:
How do you keep up with so many TV series, Xanny? You must be the cable guy or something (sorry, Archonix...)

I hang out with a very geeky crowd. Eventually a group mind containing all our combined knowledge formed. I draw quite a lot from that.

Prepare to be assimilated.
Kryten

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« Reply #85 on: 01-10-2008 13:44 »

Nimoy: Bill! M'man! So, where do I get my new body for the reunion special?

Shatner: Oh, uh... hi... this is a little hard to say, but... the position has been filled.

Zachhary Quinto (offscreen); Hit the bricks, grandpa.

Leela: Awk-waaaard...
Quarma

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« Reply #86 on: 01-10-2008 17:33 »
« Last Edit on: 01-10-2008 17:33 »

Fry: Hmm... smells like Head and Shoulders.

Shatner: But you don't have dandruff.

Nimoy: Exactly!!

Leela: Have we sold out already?

Fry: ...already?
bend_her

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« Reply #87 on: 01-11-2008 01:56 »

JBERGES wins for the EE reference  big grin
coldangel

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« Reply #88 on: 01-11-2008 03:02 »

Oh you guys are asses!
futz
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« Reply #89 on: 01-11-2008 14:07 »

Want a Zima?
coldangel

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« Reply #90 on: 01-11-2008 17:10 »

You keep your stinking malt beverages.
JBERGES

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« Reply #91 on: 01-11-2008 21:04 »

Frisco17

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« Reply #92 on: 01-11-2008 22:20 »

Leela: "HA! I win again, pay up chumps."

Amy: [Cantonese curses]

Bender: "Man, my cheating unit must be off today."

Zoidberg "What's going on in here?"

Leela: "I just smoked these losers in Ceres Hold Em."

Zoidberg: "No. I mean what happened to the Professor?"

Bender: "Eh, I got bored so I superglued his head to the floor. Turns out gambling away all Fry's money isn't as much fun as I thought it would be."


Robo D Rulz!!

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« Reply #93 on: 01-11-2008 23:13 »

Amy: "Hermes isn't going to be happy when he see's this."

Leela: "Not happy, he'll be devastated!"

Bender: "That poor man. On the other hand though, I bet I could scam Hermes big time! Muhahaha!"

Professor: "This will teach that Limbo crazy Bureaucrat that he should get my doomsday weapons permit thourgh faster!"
futz
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« Reply #94 on: 01-12-2008 00:00 »

Amy: Looks like the Professor has been watching "Everybody Loves Hyponotoad" again.

Prof: Vrrrrrrrmmmmm, vrrrrrrrmmmmm...

Amy: Amazing! He thinks he's a carpet sweeper.

Leela: Even more amazing is Fry trying to actually clean something.

Bender: *Sigh* He never trys to clean our place.
LayZ341

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« Reply #95 on: 01-12-2008 00:10 »

Leela: See Professor, thats why they call them B-Boys instead of B-Senior Citizens.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #96 on: 01-12-2008 04:17 »

Amy: I get the feeling we should be seeing the word "FAIL" printed in bold white letters somewhere.
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #97 on: 01-12-2008 13:51 »
« Last Edit on: 01-12-2008 13:51 »

Professor: I'm going for it!  The Sesquintuple head spin!  That will cheer Bender up.

Amy: Professor, no! 

Bender: Oh, what's the point?  Nothing's ever going to bring back Fry.

Leela: What are you talking about?  He's just in the kitchen feeding the mold colony.

Bender: Yeah, but he could be in here making me feel better about myself by comparison.

Zoidberg: At least you still have your friend, Zoidberg!

Bender: (crying) Auh-huh-huh!
coldangel

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« Reply #98 on: 01-13-2008 18:55 »

Bender: (sigh) I just bet some wise-ass is gonna make a framegrab of this and give it a stupid caption... I hate the Internet.
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« Reply #99 on: 01-13-2008 19:29 »

↓


Joel: Hi Keeba!
Sine Wave

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« Reply #100 on: 01-13-2008 19:44 »

Amy: Ai!

Leela: Ouch. And he came so close to breaking the world somersault record, too.

Bender: I knew I should have bet against him...

Zoidberg: Don't worry, friends. It's perfectly normal for his species to bend that way.
JackedOn

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« Reply #101 on: 01-13-2008 21:07 »
« Last Edit on: 01-13-2008 21:07 »

 
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Originally posted by JBERGES:

Proffesor: Good news everybody, something is horribly wrong with me!
Zoidberg: Don't worry little girl, you're standing perfectly well on your feet nothings the matter with you
Proffessor: I'm standing on my head you dolt
Bender: Oh I wish i had some booze right now. Hey maybe the proffesors health insurance can help pay for it!
Leela: Health insurance doesnt buy you booze
Amy: Spluh, and anyways it would be the Proffesors booze not yours.
Bender(mumbling): lousy amy wants to end up like the proffesor.

oh and yes sine wave i got the idea for zoidbergs line from you, thanks  big grin
Sine Wave

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« Reply #102 on: 01-13-2008 23:45 »

Cool. I get 15% royalties.

*reads his own stories*

*gives 80% royalties to JBERGES*
JBERGES

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« Reply #103 on: 01-14-2008 12:23 »

yay, 80% royalty!  I'll take Prince William sans left leg please...


And... Dr T for the block win, with the caveat that he make said picture.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #104 on: 01-14-2008 15:48 »

Prince Albert is easier to divvy up, especially when he's in a can.  Okay, I'll lolprof the previous one...after bed.

JBERGES

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« Reply #105 on: 01-14-2008 16:27 »

Leela and Bender had varying reactions upon discovering they had wandered into a crack-house.

(rimshot)
soylentOrange

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« Reply #106 on: 01-14-2008 16:41 »
« Last Edit on: 01-15-2008 00:00 »

Leela: "Oh my god, it looks like my parents' house has been robbed!"

Bender: "Yeah, and I didn't find one single thing of value in the whole damned place."
Sine Wave

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« Reply #107 on: 01-14-2008 18:49 »

In his defense, Fry did tell them they shouldn't come in.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #108 on: 01-14-2008 18:58 »

Leela: The first step is admitting you have a problem.
Bender: Yeah Fry, I mean, seriously, mauve drapes?
Leela: And you didn't have to--
Bender: Leela, I don't think you're getting the point. Mauve. MAUVE!
km73

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« Reply #109 on: 01-14-2008 19:03 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Sine Wave:
Cool. I get 15% royalties.

*reads his own stories*

*gives 80% royalties to JBERGES*

haaaa.

Nah, I'd say only about 67%.
JackedOn

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« Reply #110 on: 01-14-2008 19:15 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Prince Albert is easier to divvy up, especially when he's in a can.  Okay, I'll lolprof the previous one...after bed.

Just one line, her expression explains the rest
Bender: Hey those ugly purple drapes match your hair

coldangel

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« Reply #111 on: 01-14-2008 19:16 »

Leela: (Gasp!) Oh my Lord...

Bender: He's a Witch!

Fry: So I've got an 'outie' belly-button, big deal guys...
futz
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« Reply #112 on: 01-14-2008 22:49 »

Bender: Ha, ha now Leela is under my hypnotic power.

Leela: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Fry: Can you have her do stuff and , you know, stuff.

Leela: No.

Bender: Sure. - What? - Hey!

Leela: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Frisco17

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« Reply #113 on: 01-14-2008 23:05 »
« Last Edit on: 01-14-2008 23:05 »

Leela: "Ok Bender what's so important that you dragged me all the way down to my parent's to show me?.....OH MY GOD!"

Morris: (OS) "LEELA! We uh didn't know you were coming over."

Bender: (Waves hand infront of Leela's face) "HAHAHAHAHAHA That'll teach you to make me fill the ship's dark matter tanks by myself."

Leela: (Eye begins to twitch)
 
LayZ341

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« Reply #114 on: 01-15-2008 00:14 »

Bender: What are you NERDS looking at?!!!!!!
zoidberg770

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« Reply #115 on: 01-15-2008 05:46 »
« Last Edit on: 01-15-2008 05:46 »

*Bender:* This was the only mirror i could find, so where was that bit of food you said i had in my teeth?

*Leela:* I don't know, but have you got any moisturizing cream, my complexion is awful!!
FryBender4

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« Reply #116 on: 01-15-2008 07:17 »

FRY: Hey Bender whats wrong ??

LEELA: He probably just forgot to drink....

BENDER: NOOO I see Flexo he is going to kill me

LEELA: No he's not

FLEXO: Bender I am going to kill you for last time

BENDER:AHHHHH you see Leela i told you

FRY: Hey when you die can i have the rest of your beers

BENDER: (Crying) I thought you were my best friend

FRY: Oh sorry bender (hugs Bender)

BENDER: (Flips fry around in front of flexo) Here take the kid!!
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #117 on: 01-15-2008 14:02 »

Bender: ...and I call this photo Skin Tubes Entwined.  I used a glossy finish to give it a Hollywood look.

Leela: But..., but..., that's Fry and me having sex at my apartment!  This is a total violation of our privacy!

Bender: Yeah, about that: you really should get all that spy gear Zapp Branigan installed out of your bedroom.  Anyway, I've another showing at the Guggenheim.  You're more than welcome to show your face - although you'll be showing a lot more than that in a series I call Purple Rain - Leela in the Shower.

Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #118 on: 01-15-2008 20:51 »

Bender: Hey stop staring at my dull metal ass Leela.
Leela: Why's it dull?
Bender: Because it hasn't been waxed today big boots. Zoidberg, get in here and do your chore.
Zoidberg: All right I'm coming!

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
FryBender4

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« Reply #119 on: 01-15-2008 21:50 »

Hey can someone edit mine and try to make it better...Please!!
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