Come on, Bender, jack a grab.

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Waahoooo!  The n00b scores a win!  Sucks to be in danger of being revenged though...  Oh well.  Have fun with this (apologies if it's been used before, haven't had time to look back through the old threads):

[Reply #41 on:]

IMDb:

Although considered a critical success, major changes in the cast meant that  Star Trek XXVII: The Search for Spock's Ears and Body  did poorly in the box office, and is almost universally panned by hardcore Trek fans as one of the worst films in the series.

[Reply #42 on:]

Leela: What the hell is that?!
Fry: It's so...huge.
Bender: Oh Your God!
Spock: Guys I'm telling you mine is definatly bigger

[Reply #43 on:]

Fry: Woah, that's way more of James Doohan than I ever wanted to see.
Nimoy: Yes, it's an image you never get used to...unfortunately.

[Reply #44 on:]

Bender: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. ..

Leela: Must - remove - clothes.

Fry: Leonard, Benders in a paradox loop, Leela's getting all horny (mmmmm)! It won't fit through the door! Oh crap! It's a Krell - monsters from the Id! Run!

Nimoy's Head: Sigh, I told you guys not to stare at Shatner's ego too long.

[Reply #45 on:]

"I'm A Doctor, Not A Porn Star!"

[Reply #46 on:]

Leela: I knew it!

Fry: We've been tricked!

Bender: It was a COOOOONNNNNNN!

[Reply #47 on:]

Nimoy's Head: The universe is filled with mysteries. Tonight we examine a close encounter between three freinds and a mysterious visitor. Is it an extra-terrestrial, or perhaps a spirit from the next world? No. The truth is it's none of these things but in fact a man in a costume from "Mars Attacks". A more intersting mystery would be, 'Why did I take this job again'. This and more tonight on "Uninteresting Mysteries".

[Reply #48 on:]

Wow, hilarious responses from everybody!  But only one of them made me laugh: Xanfor, you have the floor.

(and just kidding about the laughter thing - I didn't laugh at any of them     )

[Reply #49 on:]

I laughed.

And in the end, that's all that matters.

So long, chumps!

edit: Knew I forgot something...

[Reply #50 on:]

Leela: So, I've go this new boyfriend his name is Paul. He's a senator! He's handsom and.....
Farnsworth: *Leela still talking in background* I'm sick of hearing about you and your boyfriends.
Bender: *Leela still talking in background* Yeah you've taken Amy's place as the resident slut!
Farnsworth: *Leela still talking in background* Now unless your going to give me some of that love... shut the hell up!

Xanny yours for that last one was so funny fell off my chair laughing, I did!

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I don't get Xanfor's winning caption... I read it a few times and I still don't. Brainspawn stupidification rays affecting me, perhaps?

[Reply #52 on:]

Leela: ...and then I realized I had the spanner in my hand the whole time!

Bender: ....

Professor: ....

Bender: ...That's it?

Professor: That story took up forty-five minutes of my life, and I want them back!

[Reply #53 on:]

Coldy perhaps this picture will help get rid of thoes pesky stupifaction feilds...




A double post bad coldy. Well I'm done being strange for now good night losers!

[Reply #54 on:]

Seriously, though, I nearly spewed my drink out of my nose and other places when I read Xanfor's post.  Beautiful pun.

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Leela: And then Fry and I did it this many times!

Professor: I knew I smelled emotional optimism tempered by physical disappointment on you.

Bender: Hey, wait a minute!  Fry was just getting horizontal with you?  He told me he had someplace important to be instead of pretending to be my butler at the dog track. 

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Bender: You lie! I've seen Fry naked, he's not that big.

[Reply #56 on:]

 

Originally posted by coldangel_1:
I don't get Xanfor's winning caption... I read it a few times and I still don't. Brainspawn stupidification rays affecting me, perhaps?

No, I misread it at first too.  It's because he spelled it in a way that could be interpreted as "coon" instead of "con," which is funny.

[Reply #57 on:]

So dark the Khan of Man...

[Reply #58 on:]

Bender: "Stupid Leela and her jazzy hands!"

Leela: "Shazam!"

Prof: "She's caught up with '90's Fever. And I mean 2790 fever when Zombie Sinbad returned for the 6th time. And he's so fresh..."

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Bender: No way you did that many different species in the same movie!

Leela: I said the same scene, Bender!

Bender: This is an outrage! It's not in my collection! Hey wait - you took it from my collection!

Leela: I "borrowed" all 12 that night you got so blind stinking sober.

Prof: Silence! No talking while Leela recharges her bra.

[Reply #60 on:]

 

Originally posted by coldangel_1:
So dark the Khan of Xan...

Fixed to the max!  And now, my dub.

Professor: I knew I shouldn't have upgraded her from Amatuerzac to Prozac.

[Reply #61 on:]

William Shatner: GRRAAARRRGGGHHHHAAARRRRGGGHHH GRRRRAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRR!!!

[Reply #62 on:]

Leela: "Hey, you guys, look what I bought on a wild impulse: New boots. They're like my old ones but with a crazy green stripe. Woo! Never know what I'm gonna do next!"

Bender: "Big whoop. Next time you bother me make sure it's important first."

Professor: (thinking) "I know I've heard that somewhere before but I just can't place it. Oh well, it's probably nothing."

[Reply #63 on:]

Leela: I'm a chicken! I'm a chicken!

Bender: So how's that mind-control machine workin', Perfesser?

Prof: Not well. She was supposed to have assassinated the king of Spain by now.

[Reply #64 on:]

DrThunder88 has great puns, and Kyten has great characterisation...

And yet Bender'sRevenge knows me so well...

One more day. One more day...

[Reply #65 on:]

So Dark the Khan of Man, eh?


Leela: ... And, from that moment on, I knew it was destiny.
Bender: Don't you mean destiny? (using spirit fingers)
Leela: ... Destiny? (using spirit fingers)
Cubert: You're horrid! You didn't even explain what the destiny was of! You just started off by saying "And, from that moment on, I knew it was destiny"!
Farnsworth: For once, Cubert's right, yet still a bit annoying. Leela, I don't pay you to be not as great as Bender! Get back to work!
Bender: Finally, the recognition that I, Bender, deserve.

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Originally posted by i_c_weiner:
So Dark the Khan of Man, eh?

And so, once again, someone from the future has travelled back in time to use my jokes before I've even made them, thus claiming credit.
I hate it when that happens.

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Professor (angrily): Flaming thunderbolts!* We had a delivery to make two hours ago, where have you been?

Leela: Last night, I had one of those ads for plastic surgery in my dreams, so I figured I'd try it out and... tada! What do you think?

Bender: Oh. Your. God.

* Extra nerd-points for anyone who gets that one

[Reply #68 on:]

 

Originally posted by coldangel_1:
 And so, once again, someone from the future has travelled back in time to use my jokes before I've even made them, thus claiming credit.
I hate it when that happens.

Bill Hicks, that bastard.
(I have repeatedly seen Shaun Micallef perform jokes I thought up previously.)

Leela: And that's when...
Bender: I hate you and everything you stand for.
Professor: Mmm, yes, I can see where that would be an advantage.

[Reply #69 on:]

I just got around to reading the Professor's line in Bender'sRevenge's caption. 'Tempered by physical disappointment'? That could have negative interpretations!

Bend-her wins for giving me extra nerd-points.

Exactry!

[Reply #70 on:]

 

Originally posted by Xanfor:
I just got around to reading the Professor's line in Bender'sRevenge's caption. 'Tempered by physical disappointment'? That could have negative interpretations!

Oh, come on!  You cannot honestly tell me that if the writers of the show put Fry and Leela together, that there would not be similar jokes?  This thread is rigged!  If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome!   

[Reply #71 on:]

Wow! Somebody beat Coldy to ranting about losing. You better watch yourself Bender'sRevenge you're already on his list from before.

 

Originally posted by bend_her:
* Extra nerd-points for anyone who gets that one

I don't get it.

[Reply #72 on:]

Where's the new fucking grab already?! RARR!!
Bend-her, o Bend-her, wherefor fucking art thou Bend-her?!

 

Originally posted by Frisco17:
 You better watch yourself Bender'sRevenge you're already on his list from before.

Bender'sRevenge died of completely natural causes, so I don't appreciate your implications.

[Reply #73 on:]

If by natural causes, you mean hit in the head by a shovel, then yes.  Oh well, at least the IRS can't touch me now!

[Reply #74 on:]

 

Originally posted by Bender'sRevenge:

Oh well, at least the IRS can't touch me now!

Here's to wishful thinking!

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I won? WON-DER-FUL!!! 

How do you keep up with so many TV series, Xanny? You must be the cable guy or something (sorry, Archonix...) Stroll on, Sergeant Major Zero, stroll on...



Or should I just declare Coldy the winner already?

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Shatner: You see Leela, Nimoy has always looked up to me.

[Reply #77 on:]

Leela: Come on, Mr. Shatner, he'd do it for you...

Shatner: Well, I guess I could share my late-career resurgence with an old friend.  And he's just a head in a jar so he can't be a threat to my ego.  I'll see if can get you a cameo on Boston Legal or a Priceline commercial.

Nemoy: Jackpot!

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Shatner: Leonard, you old head-case!

Nimoy: (forcing a grin) That was funny the first seventy times you said it.

Shatner: That's really no way to get ahead in life.

Nimoy: ...Okay Bill.

Shatner: Have you had any luck getting a head-job?

Nimoy: Alright, kick his podgy ass.

Leela: With pleasure!

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So many uses for the word head.

Shatner: Leonard good to see you L-Dog. Guess what?
Nimoy: Oh geez Bill do i really want to know?
Shatner: They've hired us to make Star Trek XXXVII: The Return of Kirk. And by us I mean, you, me, Nichelle, Welshy, Walter, DeForest and George. We're playing all the parts.
Nimoy: *Thinking* Great just what his ego needs... another job where he play someone other than Kirk. He actually has delusions of god hood. *Outloud* That's great but how am I supposed to act? I have no body also my ears are in storage.
Fry: That's no problem. You can use my body plus I have an extra set of Spock ears that you can borrow.
Leela: *Thinking* I hope that don't get forced into this. But from what Fry's told me about Kirk I'll end up having to make out with him. Not to bad... I guess.

If that mad sense then I didn't do my job.