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futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #520 on: 10-29-2007 05:45 »

(Fry: Hey Bender. Amy's calling up Spaceboy centerfolds from 2996. Come on up and see if you know any of them.)

LayZ341 wins this one.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #521 on: 10-29-2007 14:53 »

JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #522 on: 10-29-2007 15:15 »

Kif:  ...and we were just all passing by here and I was all like... dude... let's stop by and see if they've got some snacks we can borrow...

Leela:  You guys need to stop with this addiction.

Zapp:  We'll stop our addictions when you're less abreast.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #523 on: 10-29-2007 16:36 »

I'm back baby!


Leela: "What happened to you guys!?!"

Zapp: "We lost our jobs but not to worry I have a fool proof plan to get us back on our feet. I'm starting a hobo-fighting league."

Leela: "That'll never work."

Zapp: "Then let me tell you my other idea for a website. (Holds up sexy lingerie) You put this on and Kif can videotape the two of us fu-"

Leela: (Slams door in his face)


Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #524 on: 10-29-2007 16:54 »
« Last Edit on: 10-29-2007 16:54 »

Zapp: Boobs.... booooooobs...
Leela: Aren't zombies supposed to crave brains?
Zapp: Hey, tried 'em both... I know which one *I* like better.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #525 on: 10-29-2007 19:28 »

Zapp: ...last thing I remember is she offered us a pipe... right Kif?

Kif: Mum mum mum mum pop! Waaaa. Mum mum mum mum pop! Waaa.

Leela: You boys shouldn't party so hard on Thursday nights.

Zapp: But it was Friday night! Oh God - a whole week! Kif! It's been a -

Kif: Mum mum mum... boobies! Mum mum mum...

Leela: You'd better get him back to the Nimbus.

Zapp: Kif where'd we park?

Kif: Mum mum -

Zapp: Oh, shut up.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #526 on: 10-30-2007 05:53 »

Boobs are a popular concept, I guess.

Zapp: You mean, even as a rough-cut bad boy from the wrong side of the tracks, you're still not attracted to me?  What kind of idiotic male stereotype do you like?
Leela: For starters, you could drop the whole "idiotic" thing.
Zapp: Whuh...oh, I'm sorry.  I just keep getting lost in your cleavage.
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #527 on: 10-30-2007 10:16 »

Leela: "Just because I gave you pity sex before doesn't mean I'll give it to you again if you manage to be even more pathetic."

Zapp: *begins crying*

Leela: *sighs* Now there, there, it's not that bad...
bobbot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #528 on: 10-31-2007 09:01 »
« Last Edit on: 10-31-2007 09:01 »

Zapp: So Leela, got any more of that weed?
BeanBeanBean!

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #529 on: 11-01-2007 14:25 »

Is layZ still about?
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #530 on: 11-01-2007 15:02 »

Kryten wins.
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #531 on: 11-01-2007 17:16 »

LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #532 on: 11-01-2007 17:45 »

Bender: Amateurs. Whats wrong?  Can't handle the radioactive chronic?
Frisco17

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« Reply #533 on: 11-01-2007 18:45 »

Amy: "UGH!"

Fry: "AAAHH MY LUNGS!"

Leela: "OH DEAR GOD!"

Bender: "Uh...wasn't me."
DrThunder88

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« Reply #534 on: 11-01-2007 19:11 »

Amy wasn't sure why she was gagging.  Sure, it could have been the cloud of noxious gas, but it also could have been Bender's thong or Fry and Leelas freestyle rap duet.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #535 on: 11-02-2007 01:56 »

Bender: Dinner's served! You guys like plutonium, right?
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #536 on: 11-02-2007 05:52 »

Bender: OK, OK, next time I paint the ship I'll open the hanger doors. Sheesh, I thought you guys liked decontamination parties.
BeanBeanBean!

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #537 on: 11-02-2007 06:14 »

 
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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Amy wasn't sure why she was gagging.  Sure, it could have been the cloud of noxious gas, but it also could have been Bender's thong or Fry and Leelas freestyle rap duet.

I couldn't think of one. I was too busy laughing at Dr T's caption. That is brilliant  smile
JustNibblin

Bending Unit
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« Reply #538 on: 11-02-2007 06:28 »

That was good, wasn't it?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #539 on: 11-02-2007 11:05 »

Bender: I know it's early in the morning, but Zoidberg's breath isn't THAT bad.
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #540 on: 11-02-2007 13:23 »

OK, guys... I'm sorry, but nobody's going to top Dr. T, so I'm declaring an early winner.
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #541 on: 11-02-2007 14:28 »

Fair enough. Who won?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #542 on: 11-02-2007 21:08 »

Dr.T, isn't that obvious?
BeanBeanBean!

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #543 on: 11-02-2007 21:33 »

Oh dear tongue
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #544 on: 11-03-2007 12:39 »
« Last Edit on: 11-03-2007 12:39 »

It was late night UK, that was bad joke night. Apologies to all and of corse to Dr.Tepper- I mean Pepper- I mean Dr.T
I'm at it again, huh?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #545 on: 11-03-2007 21:39 »

Hey it's been over a day. Is the Dr in the house?
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #546 on: 11-04-2007 04:27 »

Sorry, I've been moved to the midnight shift, so my today is your tomorrow!

dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #547 on: 11-04-2007 04:51 »

Fry (Over loud drilling noise): One of these days, Bender, one of these days...
trickster381

Starship Captain
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« Reply #548 on: 11-04-2007 08:30 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2007 08:30 »

Fry- KEEP IT DOWN!

Bender- Forget it meatbag, im trying to score with this flousy.

Fry- OH YEAH, well i'm trying to score with myself, and hearing you dosn't help.
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #549 on: 11-04-2007 10:53 »

The long hours and hard work at Planet Express were beginning to take their toll. Fry, unable to take his mind off work, is now prone to acting out his dreams

Fry: Open up! Planet Express Delivery for H.E. Mann!
trickster381

Starship Captain
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« Reply #550 on: 11-04-2007 11:09 »

whats H.E. Mann
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #551 on: 11-04-2007 11:33 »

Fry: Zzzmmmrrrfff... ! Hey! Bender! I'm gonna take a pipe wrench to you if you don't stop broastcasting gay porn into my dreams!
trickster381

Starship Captain
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« Reply #552 on: 11-04-2007 11:41 »

lol, futz that was funny
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #553 on: 11-04-2007 14:05 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2007 14:05 »

Fry: Dammit Bender, I just got to second base!
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #554 on: 11-04-2007 14:39 »

Fry: Hey you two, there's a hole in the wall so I know what you're doing in there.  So bring the noise so I can get the audio with the video over here.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #555 on: 11-04-2007 21:13 »

Fry: "Bender I told you, never interrupt me when I'm dreaming! Epsecially not while Leela's taking her top off!!!"

Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #556 on: 11-04-2007 22:38 »

Fry: Shut up, dammit, I can't hear myself wank!
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #557 on: 11-05-2007 00:01 »

"Hey Bender, I just wondered... How did you manage to get so much custard out of such a small cat?"
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #558 on: 11-05-2007 22:49 »
« Last Edit on: 11-05-2007 22:49 »

Kudos Xanfor on being the only one to not make a sex joke, myself included. I REGRET NOTHING!
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #559 on: 11-06-2007 00:31 »

 
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Kudos Xanfor on being the only one to not make a sex joke, myself included.
*cough*
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