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dr.bender nye

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« Reply #440 on: 10-04-2007 11:38 »

Fry: So I said to the guy "It's only gonna work at this size"
Leela: And thus ends a Convosation with a Moron.
Fry: Close, It's a Convosation with a Screwdriver.
futz
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« Reply #441 on: 10-04-2007 12:17 »
« Last Edit on: 10-04-2007 12:17 »

Fry: Not even if it's this big?

Leela: For the last time no!

Fry: Aaaw, you know you want it too.

Leela: I'm not going to make a special stop now for a sub sandwich, we're almost there. You'll ruin your appetite.
Frisco17

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« Reply #442 on: 10-04-2007 21:48 »

That's great futz. Nice work LOL!
DrThunder88

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« Reply #443 on: 10-05-2007 03:01 »

Dang it, futz.  There goes my hoagie joke.  Now I've got to come up with something else.

Fry had always known Leela's Kung-Fu training made her fast, but never again would he taunt her with the phrase "Quickly as you can.  Snatch the calzone from my hand."
JBERGES

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« Reply #444 on: 10-05-2007 19:56 »
« Last Edit on: 10-05-2007 19:56 »

Fry:  I swear, the gash on the back of my leg is this big!

Leela:  You got me once with the "I need a strip of fabric from your dress" trick, I won't happen again.

Fry:  Actually, I was hoping for another kind of strip-*kicked in face*
PhilipJ.FryFan

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« Reply #445 on: 10-05-2007 21:06 »

Fry:Leela don't panic, but I don't think the ship is moving anymore.
Leela:Fry, were stuck in a giant tar pit remember.
Fry:What!!! A giant tar pit!! When did this happen?!
Leela:Just five minutes ago.
Fry:...Oh..
Leela: Jackass
Sine Wave

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« Reply #446 on: 10-06-2007 23:43 »

futz wins.
futz
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« Reply #447 on: 10-07-2007 00:10 »

LayZ341

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« Reply #448 on: 10-07-2007 00:31 »
« Last Edit on: 10-07-2007 00:31 »

Zoidberg: Oh no, she's writing up a restraining order against me.  Bender, what should I do?

Bender: Man, those things only have power in the court room.  Don't worry about it.
Decapodian

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« Reply #449 on: 10-07-2007 00:49 »

Bender:(to Leela) You said that you'd organise a party for my birthday! But you organised nothing. You didn't even get a blackjack table for it!

Leela: That's not true. I organised for a band to play for you.

Bender: You call Zoidberg playing an invisible violin a band?

Twilight is quite possibly the worst popular book ever written.
Kryten

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« Reply #450 on: 10-07-2007 15:08 »

Zoidberg: And by this time, the boils were REALLY beginning to fester. So, I got some ketchup...

Bender (thinking): Now I know what I'm makin' for Sunday brunch.

Leela (writing): Dear Diary: Today, I learned the true meaning of nausea.
Frisco17

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« Reply #451 on: 10-07-2007 22:05 »

Leela: "Thanks for helping me plan the surpise clam bake for Fry's birthday, Bender."

Bender: "No problem. Now just sign the contract and I'll get you all the seafood you can eat."

Zoidberg: "A party with freinds. Is Zoidberg invited?"

Bender: "Of course you can't have a clam bake without lobster."
DrThunder88

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« Reply #452 on: 10-08-2007 14:04 »

Leela: We must delve deeply into your individual personalities in order to find the source of the problems in your relationship.  Zoidberg, you're a smelly, gullible moron, whereas Bender is a self-centered, semi-sociopathic jerk.  That's why, in my professional opinion, it's all Zoidberg's fault.
Bender: Told ya, loser.  Now pay the woman and let's go.
JBERGES

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« Reply #453 on: 10-08-2007 18:28 »

Leela:  And to wrap up, all in favor of not firing Zoidberg raise your right hand.

Bender:  Hmm, no hands.

Leela:  Motion does not pass.

Sine Wave

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« Reply #454 on: 10-08-2007 18:33 »

Zoidberg: "But why with the malpractice suit, already?"

Leela: "Zoidberg, Fry needed those things attached to live."

Bender: "Right, Zoidberg did it."
futz
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« Reply #455 on: 10-10-2007 01:07 »

Frisco17 wins. DrT88 second.
Frisco17

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« Reply #456 on: 10-10-2007 22:16 »

I am winning again! I am the greetest!

Anywho here ya go.

DrThunder88

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« Reply #457 on: 10-10-2007 22:55 »

Leela: You idiots!  You're supposed to put lemon juice on a coffee stain, not slobbering old people.
Sine Wave

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« Reply #458 on: 10-10-2007 23:06 »

Bender: So when you said you were finally going to Ernest his Hemingway, you mean you didn't want an old man covered in sea water?
futz
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« Reply #459 on: 10-10-2007 23:30 »

Bender: Wanna hear "Amazing Grace" next?

Fry: Stop!

Leela: He's not a bagpipe.
LayZ341

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« Reply #460 on: 10-11-2007 00:31 »
« Last Edit on: 10-11-2007 00:31 »

Leela: Way to go, morons! We're supposed to get him to put us in his will before we drown him.
The Mullet

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« Reply #461 on: 10-11-2007 14:35 »

Leela:  And if i ever catch him trying to steal my boots or black stretch pants again, i wont bring him back up, i'll hold him under till the bubbles stop...

Fry: Jeeze leela, you almost killed him, why are you so angry?

Bender: she got em on sale, you know how women are about shopping. 
bend_her

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« Reply #462 on: 10-11-2007 14:41 »

Leela: One down, one to go...

Bender: Come on, Leela!

Fry: <gulp!>
Xanfor

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« Reply #463 on: 10-11-2007 20:58 »

Leela: Fine, Bender, but this is the last time we play Politically Correct Postman's Knock!

Frisco17

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« Reply #464 on: 10-12-2007 20:56 »

I herby decree Layz to be the winner.
LayZ341

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« Reply #465 on: 10-13-2007 17:05 »

futz
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« Reply #466 on: 10-13-2007 17:12 »

Robot Devil: If he wants to attract a woman it's not his hands he should replace.

Bender: You heard the man.
IamBender

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« Reply #467 on: 10-13-2007 19:11 »

Where is the "a trillion miles" quote from? I 4get
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #468 on: 10-13-2007 19:13 »

Fry embarrases himself when he thought it was robots that anal probe
PhilipJ.FryFan

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« Reply #469 on: 10-13-2007 21:35 »
« Last Edit on: 10-13-2007 21:35 »

Fry:Bender, do I have a enormous ass?

Bender:Yes, thats the bigest ASS I ever seen.

Robot Devil:Well that kinda explains why you don't have much in the "front compartment" if you catch my drift.
Sine Wave

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« Reply #470 on: 10-13-2007 22:49 »

You gotta do what you gotta do.
futurefreak

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« Reply #471 on: 10-14-2007 04:25 »

Fry: Aw man! People said if I kept doing this, I'd end up in hell. Curse you InStyle Magazine!
SpaceCase

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« Reply #472 on: 10-14-2007 10:07 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by IamBender:
Where is the "a trillion miles" quote from? I 4get
Here.
Fourth Paragraph down.
benderlover821

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« Reply #473 on: 10-14-2007 15:59 »

lol I love Futz's
Frisco17

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« Reply #474 on: 10-14-2007 21:09 »

Fry realised that it was much harder to make a deal with the devil than it used to be.

Fry: "Aw man! I swore when I finished college I'd never make another on of these movies."

Bender: "Bow Chicka Bow Wow!"
bend_her

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« Reply #475 on: 10-15-2007 05:32 »

Robot Devil: See? I told you he couldn't afford Lightspeeds!

Bender: Hmpf! Cheapskate...
DrThunder88

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« Reply #476 on: 10-15-2007 22:21 »

Robot Devil: In the interest of everyone here, we won't use the word "debrief" in Fry's presence from here on.
Bender: I can't take him anywhere.  You should have seen him on our delivery to a convent.
LayZ341

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« Reply #477 on: 10-16-2007 15:47 »

Although I enjoy Dr. T's pun, I'm going with Sine Wave on this one.
Sine Wave

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« Reply #478 on: 10-16-2007 16:19 »

LayZ341

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« Reply #479 on: 10-16-2007 16:45 »

Leela:(thinking) Wow, I've never seen anyone watch porno so intensively.
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