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JBERGES

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« Reply #360 on: 09-14-2007 17:38 »
« Last Edit on: 09-14-2007 17:38 »

 
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Hermes:  Did you manage to fight off your loan shark?

Bender:  Yeah, but it still cost me an arm and a leg!

*rimshot*
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #361 on: 09-14-2007 17:47 »

Jberges, ... You win. Ever. So bad. So funny. So bad. Gah. You win.
LayZ341

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« Reply #362 on: 09-14-2007 18:17 »

Just submitted for fun.

Bender: Curse you humans and your EMP's!
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #363 on: 09-15-2007 21:53 »

It's been over 24 hours so I'm taking it.



Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
JBERGES

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« Reply #364 on: 09-15-2007 22:24 »

After 28 hours? Stingy.
Frisco17

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« Reply #365 on: 09-15-2007 22:39 »
« Last Edit on: 09-15-2007 22:39 »

Bender: "Aren't you supposed to be able to move when you play duck duck goose?"

Roberto: (waves knife) "Not the way I play it!"
LayZ341

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« Reply #366 on: 09-15-2007 23:19 »

Roberto: I bet you'll think twice next time before stealing my turn to post a grab.

Bender: Its not my fault my fans are impatient.
bend_her

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« Reply #367 on: 09-16-2007 01:07 »
« Last Edit on: 09-16-2007 01:07 »

Roberto: ... haha!!! (stabs)

Bender: I don't mind the knife so much, but could ya point your exhaust away from us next time?

Leela: Eugh!

Edit: fixed formatting. Stupid UBB code...
DrThunder88

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« Reply #368 on: 09-16-2007 02:04 »

Roberto: Bender, you got a human on you.  Hold still a sec...I'll get it.
Kryten

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« Reply #369 on: 09-16-2007 03:36 »

Bender: Hey, c'mon, m'man... lose the knife!
Roberto: Knife? Naw, bro... that ain't no knife. An I AM happy t'see you.
Leela: ...ah, jeez.
futurefreak

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« Reply #370 on: 09-16-2007 04:26 »

Roberto: This'll teach ya to mess with Little House on the Prarie!
futz
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« Reply #371 on: 09-16-2007 09:07 »

Roberto: Now you all just hold still.

Bender: How long is this going to take?

Roberto: You can't rush a good butter sculpture.

Leela: I'm freezing!
Organazation14

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« Reply #372 on: 09-16-2007 18:25 »
« Last Edit on: 09-16-2007 18:25 »

Roberto: Ah, you know what?  I'm just gonna stab ya!

Bender: Then Stab her!

Leela: No! I'm uhh... a virgin!  There's no need to kill me!

Amy: HA!
Sine Wave

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« Reply #373 on: 09-17-2007 10:44 »

Leela: "If I can't see him, he can't see me."
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #374 on: 09-17-2007 21:57 »

O14 your up.

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
Xanfor

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« Reply #375 on: 09-18-2007 12:24 »

Virgins are funny?

I must be hilarious!

SpaceCase

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« Reply #376 on: 09-18-2007 12:33 »

 
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Originally posted by Xanfor:
Virgins are funny?

I must be hilarious!

You have no idea!  wink
I kid...
bend_her

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« Reply #377 on: 09-19-2007 02:04 »

 
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Virgins are funny?

I must be hilarious!
lmao!

I kid too...
futz
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« Reply #378 on: 09-19-2007 15:59 »

O14 seems to have gone MIA so here goes.

Xanfor

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« Reply #379 on: 09-19-2007 16:59 »

"Virgins!"

"Crap!"

JBERGES

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« Reply #380 on: 09-19-2007 17:27 »

All I can think of is "I'm seeing double!  8 bending units!" but that's a definite Simpsons ripoff.

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Bender:  Please, don't savagely beat us!

Amazonian:  But... me a savage.

Bender:  Touche. *is beaten. Savagely.*
Kryten

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« Reply #381 on: 09-19-2007 18:25 »
« Last Edit on: 09-19-2007 18:25 »

Amazon: Hey, Munga! Them finally deliver new vibrators!

Bender: Ohhh...

Flexo: ...crap.
Organazation14

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« Reply #382 on: 09-19-2007 19:37 »

Damn!  I had the perfect screen shot too! oh well.

Amazonian: you two boob touching machines?
Flexo: no.
Bender: bite my shiny metal ass!
Zapp: I came as fast as I could!
winna

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« Reply #383 on: 09-19-2007 21:31 »

Our ****s are on fire!
Xanfor

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« Reply #384 on: 09-19-2007 21:38 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:

Amazon: Hey, Munga! Them finally deliver new vibrators!

Bender: Ohhh...

Flaxo: ...crap.

Who's Flaxo?  tongue
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #385 on: 09-19-2007 21:41 »

Amazonian:  Tonk LIKE shiny metal man
Flexo:  You thinking what I'm thinking?
Bender:  Yep, we're boned...
Frisco17

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« Reply #386 on: 09-19-2007 21:46 »

Bender: "You know Flexo I'm starting to rethink this three-some idea of your's.
LayZ341

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« Reply #387 on: 09-19-2007 21:48 »

Bender: No we weren't laughing at your answer, Miss Amazon South Carolina.
Flexo: Yeah, we love the children.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #388 on: 09-20-2007 01:28 »

Miss Amazonia: Phug unimpressed with funhouse mirror prank.  Make ass look twice as big!
Bender: Please, Honey, if anything, it makes your ass look two times better.
Miss Amazonia: Me see two asses about to be two times deader.
Sine Wave

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« Reply #389 on: 09-20-2007 02:20 »

And so Bender B. Rodriguez became the first sentient being to defeat an Amazon solely through the use of superposition.
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #390 on: 09-20-2007 15:09 »
« Last Edit on: 09-20-2007 15:09 »

Bender: Talk about big girl
Flexo: Imagine the teenagers on those. Oh, God, I sound like a flesh-ophile.
Miss Amazonia: First step compleate, you got a problem, and so have I. Solution: BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU!

Side Note: I wanted to use this instead of them saying "We're Boner'd" but it might have been funnyer
bend_her

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« Reply #391 on: 09-21-2007 04:08 »
« Last Edit on: 09-21-2007 04:08 »

Amazonian: Tonk have question for tin men...

Bender: Yeah? Stuff it.

Amazonian: Does tin men have love that dare not speak it's name?
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #392 on: 09-21-2007 12:49 »

Amazonian: Me no like silver talking tampons. Me crush!
futz
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« Reply #393 on: 09-22-2007 13:25 »

Kryten wins, too many runner ups to list.
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #394 on: 09-22-2007 13:43 »

 
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Originally posted by futz:
Kryten wins, too many runner ups to list.
That doesn't suprise me. Or does it?
Kryten

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« Reply #395 on: 09-22-2007 21:52 »



Enjoy!
Robo D Rulz!!

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« Reply #396 on: 09-22-2007 22:43 »

Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate: There, there Morbo old buddy, your cooking's not that bad.

Morbo: *Between sobs* Stupid critics, Morbo will d...d..distroy them all!

Ethan Tate: No....no, your cooking's good, here look I'll eat some.

*Takes a bite, shudders as he swallows it and nearly chucks it back up but he's able to keep it down.

Morbo: *Starts to stop crying* Thank....you, when the time comes, Morbo will kill you quicky. By the way, what do you think, to much rat poison.
Organazation14

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« Reply #397 on: 09-22-2007 23:28 »

Morbo has found out he has AIDS
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #398 on: 09-23-2007 03:48 »

Ethan: Come on, Morbo, you'll get used to these Interventions about trying to stop threating ever'body.
Morbo: No, I understand that, but changing my name to Moby?! It's real Inbinity.
Ethan: Indignity
Morbo: Moby will threaten your words.
bend_her

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« Reply #399 on: 09-23-2007 04:13 »

Morbo: Owww! Morbo just ate two kittens and has terrible gas!

Bubblegum: There there... ol' Bubblegum's gonna pat you on the back and burp you like a little old... WHOA! What's that funky razzmatazz??

Linda (OS): (giggles) Looks like Morbo needs a diaper change too! (giggles)
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