Abcd: Edfghij jklm! Cryptograms v2

[Reply #40 on:]

Non-stupid answer to Tim B:

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Why, of course! It's just a name! Like The Death Zone or the Zone of No Return. all the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror

Simple substitution is for noobs:

5| ||-2-|5|4|!|\|\/\| ||`3!/4307| |82_47|6

[Reply #41 on:]

Opps, well i don't really get the game anywho

[Reply #42 on:]

Prof: It's a cryptogram game. Cryptogram, not Cryptography. Cryptograms only. If they're too boring for you, go find a cryptography forum or website instead. If you want to post more difficult kinds of puzzles here, you are welcome to as far as I'm concerned, but they should be independent of the ongoing crypgrams, not replacements for them, as most people don't have the knowledge, time, or interest to crack a harder puzzle.

shinyass: We post cryptograms. You try to solve them. When you solve them, you post the solution and encrypt a new quote. Unlike most PEEL games, the correctness of an answer is immediately obvious, as it is unlikely in the extreme for two quotes from Futurama match the same cryptogram. As a result, you don't have to wait to be told you're right, you just post it as soon as you solve it, with a new quote. Makes the game move along a bit better than guessing games.

For an explanation of how cryptograms work and some tips for solving them, check out the first post of the original Cryptogram thread.

Near the top of every page is a link to my Handy Tool (the regulars mostly post the link themselves if they get a TOTP, but sometimes the link will be a few posts down). Just type or paste a quote into it and click "randomize" at the bottom and it will encode the cryptogram.

Since there's not a cryptogram at the moment, I'll post one myself to get the game going again

[Reply #43 on:]

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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE GETTING A HUGE DOSE OF RADIATION!

AND GREAT LIFT!

I'm guessing you'll appreciate this quote Gopher.

 

XZ EZT OPZU AZU BZPW NM'V WZNPW MZ MDOK LK MZ HKGDBNRHDMK MAKVK KPWNPKV?

AKE! UAKP EZT BZZO MANV WZZX, EZT XZP'M ADYK MZ OPZU DPEMANPW.

OOPS.  What happened to your post Gopher?

[Reply #44 on:]

Having one of those days, I was up to about the 4th draft of that post.    I realised after I posted that your cryptogram had been solved already, so I removed my answer/quote; I had just added another (for some reason differnt) cryptogram to get the game going again when you posted. heheh.

We'll just let things continue from here.   

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Leela: Do you know how long it's going to take me to recalibrate these engines?
Fry: Hey! when you look this good, you don't have to know anything.

 

VW CNO, HLBP BP QU NEHDQCK! B YQP CNBUC HN KQH HLQH VEVVW! RDW LQP CNH HN CN!

[Reply #45 on:]

I gotcha.

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MY GOD, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT MUMMY! FRY HAS GOT TO GO!

I think I'll just continue the pattern of quotes we've been posting   

 

VDUO UO TSW ASR, TWA. MHIRQSC VDH LWHZV. DH'O VHWUAZXU OVAQH.

[Reply #46 on:]

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Got as far as this:

This is for you, Fry. _E_ULO_ the Great. He's teriyaki style.

Had to check the scripts for the name "Zevulon" heh

 

MGEQYC RN. J QYC'A RNGC AY MEZ JCAY PLGA ZYW'EN QYJCI JC LNEN PJAL ALN TEGS GCQ ALN YCN-NZNQ FGQZ GCQ ALN TLJCNXN IJEF SWA NUNEZYCN YC ALJX BFYYE JX LGUJCI AEYWSFN PJAL ALNJE AU ENTNMAJYC.

[Reply #47 on:]

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PARDON ME. I DON'T MEAN TO PRY INTO WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN HERE WITH THE CRAB AND THE ONE-EYED LADY AND THE CHINESE GIRL BUT EVERYONE ON THIS FLOOR IS HAVING TROUBLE WITH THEIR TV RECEPTION.

 

SIL'XO FS KOBM TXDOPJ, TXS, D'F BIXXS D MXOQMOJ SIL BI KQJNS.

QWINIYS QRROWMOJ. QTMOX QNN, SIL'XO IPNS GLFQP.

[Reply #48 on:]

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You're my best friend, Fry, I'm sorry I treated you so badly.

Apology accepted. After all, you're only human.

 

KC, YEDQ DQL'Y UDWEY. XDQYJL, IJLVJU, DG CJ GZALV PZAU KLYJLLK SZAXV YEJP QYDXX UJKYYKSE DY?

HKPIJ. DG CJ WJY DY ZL DSJ UDWEY KCKP.

[Reply #49 on:]

Aw, man...

[Reply #50 on:]

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AW, THIS ISN'T RIGHT. LISTEN, BENDER, IF WE FOUND YOUR ANTENNA COULD THEY STILL REATTACH IT?

MAYBE. IF WE GET IT ON ICE RIGHT AWAY.

 

EKYLY'N Z QHFXIQ HF EKY SCINYE.

EKHN HN KMOY! AYFXYL, QKV XIF'E H PMNE CHWY HF KYLY?

HF Z SCINYE? IK, KMUZFN!

[Reply #51 on:]

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There's a window in the closet.   
This is huge. Bender, why don't i just live in here?
In a closet? Oh, humans.   

 

ET, AE YP'A BFAP CEYICYXMICM PTJP DEYXVMGR TMGM YA XMAHMGJPMUK HEEG JIX LYAMGJVUK UEIMUK? HFT-UMJAM!

[Reply #52 on:]

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OH, SO IT'S jUST COINCIDENCE THAT ZOIDBERG HERE IS DESPERATELY POOR AND MISERABLY LONELY? PUH-LEASE!

SHVQRSA OHU RVH UMI RA HLJZ RA BHOSXIHV IQJUTA.

KXI IQHC ORTH BXU GMOHU'A KRATHIKRZZ.

GQRI? YJY CMX HNSZRJU QMG IQH GMOHU'A EMMY BXUYROHUIRZA ORTH XS BMV IQHJV JURKJZJIC IM YXUT?

[Reply #53 on:]

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PERHAPS MEN ARE NOT AS EVIL AS FEMPUTER THINKS.

BUT THEY MAKE FUN WOMEN'S BASKETBALL.

WHAT? DID YOU EXPLAIN HOW THE WOMEN'S GOOD FUNDAMENTALS MAKE UP FOR THEIR INABILITY TO DUNK?

 

IRCG, IRGH GM GIPND ZUTGE. CMTF GMZ WTUCF TKTUXIRTUT. GMZ J HRCNARH J FGI G HIC.

JH IGF QNFH G ZUTGE, VTMZTU. HRTUT'F MC FNLR HRJMA GF HIC.

[Reply #54 on:]

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Whoa, what an awful dream. Ones and zeros everywhere. And I thought I saw a two!

It was just a dream, Bender. There's no such thing as two.

Forgive me; this one's REALLY long, but I couldn't resist!

 

NSU YJYLAKWYKT BWDD HU MWZWMUM WKNA NSPUU QPAIOT. NSU AKU VYDDUM "LYOO" BWDD HU TKI-TKI'M HR NSU DYPQU BAJUK. SU NSYN WT MUTWQKYNUM "CPR" BWDD HU TKI-TKI'M HR NSU OUNWNU BAJUK. YKM EWC, YT NSU JATN YNNPYVNWZU JYDU, BWDD HU TKI-TKI'M HR NSU JATN HUYINWCID BAJUK AC YJYLAKWY. NSUK NSU DYPQU BAJUK. NSUK NSU OUNWNU BAJUK. NSUK NSU DYPQU BAJUK YQYWK. WKWNWYNU TKI-TKI!

[Reply #55 on:]

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The Amazonians will be divided into three groups. The one called "Zapp" will be snu-snu'd by the large women. He that is designated "Fry" will be snu-snu'd by the petite women. And Kif, as the most attractive male, will be snu-snu'd by the most beautiful women of Amazonia. Then the large women. Then the petite women. Then the large women again. Initiate snu-snu!

Easy as pie once I got "snu-snu" :-)

 

D'P LBG VBEO IDOQG YP D? D PSYL, D-D NYV PV SZZQ YLK NSYFS YLK VBE OSNSYQS VBEO ISOGDNDQSO.

In a related matter:
Good news, everyone, we[tm]'re online.
maybe someone could clean up my English grammar a little...

[Reply #56 on:]

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I'M NOT YOUR FIRST AM I? I MEAN, I-I LAY MY EGGS AND LEAVE AND YOU RELEASE YOUR FERTILISER.

 

RJ ZYDKYC VZYHU HK HCOO BC VQZH'U XKRYX KY QCWC, R'OO GC RY HQC OKEYXC.

[Reply #57 on:]

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If anyone wants to tell me what's going on here, I'll be in the lounge.

Great one, I love that... ;-)

 

RDG. WDEA YNHVJ OECNR VH YMKGMMR KOAMM NRF KGMRKW XVIM XMMK KNZZ NRF VH CNFM DX N ONVAW, DVZW LDD GANTTMF VR N K-HOVAK.

[Reply #58 on:]

Glad you liked it Laptop.     This one was harder than it should have been.

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NOW. YOUR BASIC HUMAN IS BETWEEN THREE AND TWENTY FIVE FEET TALL AND IS MADE OF A HAIRY, OILY GOO WRAPPED IN A T-SHIRT.

 

KG, XJC B HNVVKHD ZKN ODAD LBJD RGD OXZ ZKN ODAD?

CXQJ ABTGR B OXH!

ZXZ!

HGNR NV, LAZ.

EDIT: Does anyone need a hint?  I wasn't sure if this one would be too hard.

[Reply #59 on:]

Well, I'm stumped...

[Reply #60 on:]

Here's a hint:

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Substitute 'E' for 'D'
Substitute 'Y' for 'Z'

[Reply #61 on:]

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Now... that clarifies things... :-)

Oh, and I suppose you were fine the way you were?   
Damn right I was!   
Yay! 
Shut up, Fry. 

 

UZAM'W MZAM? ZGH! HCI TIM A CVG AVS MUC YGQCW EV LQCVM CL MZAM CQ UG TAWW! SGAK!

WC UZAM SES HCI NGM RG?

A MZCIWAVS AVS CVG TGWCW!

[Reply #62 on:]

Easiest cryptogram ever, but I got two minutes' worth of fun out of it at least.   

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WHAT'S THAT? HEY! YOU PUT A ONE AND TWO ZEROS IN FRONT OF THAT OR WE PASS! DEAL!

SO WHAT DID YOU GET mE?

A THOUSAND AND ONE PESOS!

 

BZEHNTAZI, YSOF TXGPTHBT PZ KZE ZVVTI FZ NEMMZIF FSGN HTY MATO ZV GHNOHGFK?

YTAA, VZI ZHT, FSTK PZHT SGITP QT FZ ITMITNTHF FSTQ.

Saw that someone made a wikipeelia page about the cryptogram thread, and it reminded me that I had started to count up "points" in the first thread. I decided to finish tallying up the last 5 pages and posted the counts. If you're currious, check it out here. Not surprisingly, me and Jensor had by far the most, though I won by 3. Leandro, who I had almost forgotten about, was in third; he would've been #1, he was by far the best at cracking them that the thread has ever seen; he'd always get the ones that stumped me & jensor.

Edit: just realised the someone was laptopmoerder, and he even said so in this thread but I missed it at the time.

[Reply #63 on:]

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COUNSELOR, WHAT EVIDENCE DO YOU OFFER TO SUPPORT THIS NEW PLEA OF INSANITY

WELL, FOR ONE, THEY DONE HIRED ME TO REPRESENT THEM.

 

SB, QS! BA'O HZONPFAH YBA OYAAWZQU. LA'WA USQQN IWNOB!

FAAFN ONXA GA ... NQH RSJWOAFM, Z UJAOO ... NQH GR PNQTS. NQH MWR.

[Reply #64 on:]

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Oh, no! He's disabled the steering!

Leela, save me ... and yourself, I guess... and my banjo. And Fry.

 

MPHKF JFMXV JX WPHX CTA JI KFIV FV F WPOOF KXQPNXAI ZTI. "DXAX'V ITB WPOOF," P'K VFI. "P KPKH'U TAKXA FHI," UDXI'K VFI. FHK UDXH P'K ZX TCC UT JI HXRU FKNXHUBAX.

[Reply #65 on:]

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Kinda makes me pine for my days as a pizza delivery boy. "Here's you pizza," I'd say. "I didn't order any," they'd say. and then I'd be off to my next adventure.

BAM!

 

HRWEQ RAW XU HRA BWXY.

QA IEU'H RZTA Z BWXY.

HRAU HRWEQ RAW XU HRA OZLUIWM WEEJ, QRXCR QXOO RAWAZGHAW BA WAGAWWAI HE ZN "HRA BWXY".

[Reply #66 on:]

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THROW HER IN THE BRIG.

WE DON'T HAVE A BRIG.

THEN THROW HER IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM, WHICH WILL HEREAFTER BE REFERRED TO AS "THE BRIG".

 

OUVV, D'K WDZL. EJJTHSU, VJCUWC, OLJK D'BU QVOQSC LQGUT! Z'KJR, DG'VV HU IMR!

[Reply #67 on:]

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Well, I'm rich. goodbye, losers whom I've always hated! ... C'mon, it'll be fun!

 

RX LDRX YCGUUE DGJJCVRVN MY OTXL HCRVN XLGNCB?

RL WGV'L HC YCGU--

VML RI UCCUG RX CVNGNCB.

[Reply #68 on:]

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IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING OR JUST BEING STAGED?

IT CAN'T BE REAL--

NOT IF LEELA IS ENGAGED.

 

LDS QFS HC MHGXF SBYGSFFTEW FHZSLDTEW HLDSG LDRE LDSTG OTLSGRO TELSELTHE, EHM LDRL TF "TGHEP"

[Reply #69 on:]

In retrospect it's obvious with all those LDs...

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The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention, now that is "irony"

 

YUXL YREX FVKX XGUHLRGXR VB R FY. OVUL'F AVBY.

VB R QHS DRY NWRGXQV. HY'F RWW YUX FRKX GBRN.

[Reply #70 on:]

Yeah, I thought the 'LD' combination would make that an easy one, especially 'LDRL'.  In fact, that's usually the combination I look for in these quotes.  Many a quote have been dead giveaways for me because they contained the word 'that'.  In fact, if you really want to stump me, post a line with no 'th' combination.     I'd have no idea what to do   

Well it's been a few days so I'm going to go ahead and post it.  I didn't at first because I had to look up the quote for the 'w' in 'wort'.  But since it seems like nobody has it yet...

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Then take some Echinacea or a St. John's wort.

Or a big fat placebo. It's all the same crap.

 

PBZKQP CMGH XBZD GMKQF JCFYH, TDX. AFKKF WB?

KFU. MT M HRHD AFKKF WB VFYG OB OUH XHFD 2000 M'CC NZPO TDHHEH IXPHCT FWFMK.

[Reply #71 on:]

Wow, I was coming to bump it and give a hint, but I find a cryptogram waiting after all.

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SOUNDS LIKE YOUR KINDA pLACE, FRY. WANNA GO?

NAH. IF I EVER WANNA GO BACK TO THE YEAR 2000 I'LL JUST FREEZE MYSELF AGAIN.

 

OWLWLKWO, MW'UW DRP PR FQRM PQWFW VWRVSW MW'OW ARP KYPPWO QCFTF RX QCLIA KWYADF MQR SRAD IDR IKIAJRAWJ QRVW RX XYAJYAD SRUW YA PQYF SYXWPYLW. SWWSI, ZRC'SS QIUW PR JR FRLW IEPYAD.

[Reply #72 on:]

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REMEMBER, WE'VE GOT TO SHOW THESE PEOPLE WE'RE NOT BITTER HUSKS OF HUMAN BEINGS WHO LONG AGO ABANDONED HOPE OF FINDING LOVE IN THIS LIFETIME. LEELA, YOU'LL HAVE TO DO SOME ACTING.

 

AX'I D UXJDRX FP XMXLE IFLDCWAF ZXLIPJ CJ FAX RPUZDJE. WP IDFCIHE EPBL KXJS GBIF DJS SPJ'F EPB RPUX KDRY FP OPLY BJFCG EPB SP.

[Reply #73 on:]

Seems everyone's too busy for cryptograms lately, tim...

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He's a menace to every straight person in the company. Go satisfy your bend lust and don't come back to work until you do.

 

AGC'A E ICEXWUNXR AGUY, EROUJGW. AGEYCRL ... ACFXKWUMC. U'B JHDDE NRL GCO IOEUDA HXW.

[Reply #74 on:]

 

Originally posted by Gopher:
Seems everyone's too busy for cryptograms lately, tim...

Hmmm... "busy" might just be the right word. However, it's Sunday morning and I've got nothing better to do, so:

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She's a beautiful ship, alright. Shapely ... seductive. I'm gonna fly her brains out.

 

KZQAZC, AWSMQY LNVC TN-PNCOZC WQA GCMFWCL FNAZ NU SCWQBGNCSWSMNQ MB MFFNCWE, MEENYMTWE WQA W RMNEWSMNQ NU MQSZCBSZEEWC BJMGGMQY BSWSVSZ UNVC-SJCZZ-BZRZQ AWBJ K.

[Reply #75 on:]

@Gopher: Yeah, but it's a good thing if you're too busy to just hang around constantly on a message board waiting for the next cryptogram...Oh my God, that's my life in a nutshell.   
 
Solving yours laptop greatly hinged on that fact that I recognized

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Bender's name

right away.  It would have been much more difficult otherwise.

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BENDER, DATING YOUR CO-WORKER AND PRIMARY MODE OF TRANSPORTATION IS IMMORAL, ILLOGICAL AND A VIOLATION OF INTERSTELLAR SHIPPING STATUTE FOUR-THREE-SEVEN DASH B.

 

VTC'E CJBT 'TL GZC HYCO ZE. FG AGZ SZAE OJMT J ETVW-FTECQZIC IGFT? VYBT "FTECQZIC ETXZTUIT GUT-J, CHG-D, COQTT--"

COJUBE J VGC, CJBTY, UGH TMTQADGFA BUGHE!

[Reply #76 on:]

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Let's take 'em out with us. Do you guys have a self- destruct code? like "destruct sequence one-a, two-b, three--"       
Thanks a lot, Takei, now everybody knows! 

 

JCR: "PC QP RPT SGWWG VX BHYX GQBGH SHED WP KXIXCX AXWEGB PC KPUHGB NCPVBXAK SDGEKPXIXC?" 

[Reply #77 on:]

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Fry: "Or do you wanna be like Adlai with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?"

 

UMTW ZHKXQ OJES UMJ JSQ HI UMJ VESESE QETPKTNT EW GJ FSHG TU.

[Reply #78 on:]

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This could mean the end of the Banana Daiquiri as we know it.

 

MSQ MSHLYSM HK XMQOJADY ODZMSADY KAJJX XLEQTFADY PAMS GAXYLXM. NLM AK AM VLXM NQ XH, MSQD JQM O VLXQLV SQAXM NQ ELJJQG!

[Reply #79 on:]

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THE THOUGHT OF STEALING ANYTHING FILLS SUPERKING WITH DISGUST.  BUT IF IT MUST BE SO, THEN LET A MUSEUM HEIST BE PULLED!

   

MB TMOYPS H'FS WSSR OX ZVV RHIJU! RMU WSTZOPS MB TZBBSHRS. HU QZP HRPMDRHZ. H TMOVLR'U PUMX UJHREHRI ZWMOU TMBBSS. H RSSL Z RZX. TMBBSS UHDS!

P.S. I like your avatar Laptop!