Abcd: Edfghij jklm! Cryptograms v2

[#160 :]

kk tanx and by the way im srry about dat at the other thread

[#161 :]

nibbler is so kewl he is the best pet ever except when i haft to pick up his poop

[#162 :]

Get brain damage.....too late!

[#163 :]

defdev1 stop being a retard n00b

[#164 :]

Oh, for Throatus sake, defdev1, Stop drinking too much coffee, the hyperness is annoying.

[#165 :]

Go muck some other place up, defdead

[#166 :]

If everyone would be so kind to shut the fuck up and not spam, my day would be complete. Thank you.

[#167 :]

Instead of complaining about the spammy noob, couldn't somebody have maybe reposted the last cryptogram, so the thread could continue? :P

Here's the handy tool again...

Solution to Lappy's last one:

Hermes: Labor day? That phoney-baloney holiday crammed down our throats by fat-cat union gangsters?

Fry*: That's the one.

Hermes: Hot damn, a day off!

*I think that was a fry, might be wrong

And a new one, I'll keep it simple since the game's been dead a while...

 

W'B EZAX YZOQ, XZV CZCUWS, WVTUVQZX ZR BX. BWPXZCYZVU, QYU OCXHE-ZV QZACUU HVN, ZR PZAXOU, QYU QUPYVZSZJE QZ LUUC YABHV YUHNO HSWTU WV DHXO.

[#168 :]

I'm your host, Ron Popeil, inventor of Mr. Microphone, the spray-on toupee and, of course, the technology to keep human heads alive in jars.

This one is kind of long.

 

JTJ! PHKUQ-BKOAMKDO. PTTE. STV WNS STV'HQ N YVT? SQNA, YVTW NHQ OTTY. TB PTVHWQ WTUQMKUQW MAQS'HQ N EKMMEQ WATHM-ANDYQY. WQQ STV. JKMA MJT AVUNDW, STV'Y MAKDL MAQHQ'Y IQ N HTITM KD MAQHQ MT INENDPQ MAKDOW TVM IVM JANMQXQH. K ANXQ MAQWQ MAHQQ PTWMVUQW STV PTVEY VWQ. IVM K OVQWW K'EE GVWM MAHTJ TDQ NJNS.

[#169 :]

Beta-testing a flash version of my tool...

wow! crime-fighting. cool. you say you're a duo? yeah, duos are good. of course sometimes they're a little short-handed. see you. with two humans, you'd think there'd be a robot in there to balance things out but whatever. i have these three costumes you could use. but i guess i'll just throw one away. 

and a new one...
 

ZK, XLXX! YKS CZEKIA AIFIFCIADVJ RVSEKDVJ? SZL'AI TLHE JZDVJ EZ XZAJIE DE XDWI HIUZVQH OREIA.

That long one was actually a good stress-test, seems to work pretty well. For encryption, the new version is ready; the decryption tool needs some more tweaking but is usable.

Gopher's Handy Tool ... in flash!

The copy buttons in the new tool add quote or spoiler tags for you, ready to paste.

[#170 :]

Oh, fuff! Why bother remembering anything? You're just going to forget it five seconds later.

 

WF SDDLSUAG. GKGRH NVQG HFU TLSD HFUR ESWZA HFU YVLL NEFUASWZA FC ADFRGA NESN'LL AFQG ZSH CFRQ S WUNRVNVFUA CUWJUA.

[#171 :]

no applause. every time you clap your hands you kill thousands of spores that'll some day form a nutritious fungus.

 

VUQFTW FD HT, LDM CDHCDMQ ZBPMJQ. UZ U'H ODUWO JDAW, U'H FPXUWO LDM PVV AUFI HT.

lappy, no comment on the new tool? Even if you still don't like the tool to help solve (which is an immense improvement over the old one), you have to like the convenient "copy" button that copies the puzzle and wraps it in "quote" buttons for you.   

[#172 :]

Gopher, I'd love to comment on the new tool, but it doesn't work here at work (IE6, Flash 8). I promise, I'll try it out at home :-)

[#173 :]

Ah, gotcha. IE6 isn't a problem, but you will beed the latest version of the flash plug-in.

[#174 :]

Listen to me, you pompous frauds. If I'm going down, I'm taking you all with me.

 

IFM, PODFYX PFWCHOCHDCP VDTTJM K VHJTC, CGCU MD PKGC YJGCP? J UCCX TDHKY RFJXKUVC. ICUXCH?

So, now I got a chance to try your new tool: Looks pretty nice, I especially like the highlighting of the corresponding letters if the mouse is over one. That's really useful, so I might start using it instead of wordpad to solve cryptograms. The interface is also the way I like it :-)
However, if I may make one suggestion: It'd be a good idea to use another font (maybe one with serifs) for the solving stuff, since it's impossible to tell "l" and "I" from each other. But that's the only thing I've noticed so far.

[#175 :]

ive got a question.....on futurama volume 4 disc 4 theres a 6th link in the menu and its a blue screen with tons of symbols....im almost positive its a cryptogram but id like it if someone confirmed it before i spend my time craqcking it.....lol

[#176 :]

It is indeed a cryptogram. Have fun.   

BUT, SHOULD SUPERHEROES COMMIT A CRIME, EVEN TO SAVE LIVES? I NEED MORAL GUIDANCE. BENDER?

Lappy: Suggestions noted.

 

S ZO'A XZO OHLA XKWXJISZ HVNO JN OHZ WJKC. CWLULNX XSJUZA, CWLULNX XJXXSZA, CWLULNX OHJNX. OHZWZ!

New version, new features.  Broke the case preservation, which I'll fix later (maybe before you read this) but added he ability to lock/unlock letters by clicking the same letter twice. When locked they're background is gray and they can't be swapped. The copy puzzle button is also enhanced, returning the text made as a link into the solver with the quote. (like the quote link above). Quite slick, I thought. 

Gopher's Handy Tool, v2.1

[#177 :]

[Trashy]Bumpty bumpty bump![/tcm]


I'd like to take a moment to curse the bored wanker who spammed GD recently, pushing this thread and no doubt others off page 1.

forgot what the puzzle was it's been so long, just solved it but memory helped. A hint, if people are stumped:

X = G

[#178 :]

LET'S GET THIS GARGOYLE HUNT ON THE ROAD. DRIVING GLOVES, DRIVING GOGGLES, DRIVING THONG. THERE!

That would have been a lot easier, Gopher, if you hadn't accidentally separated the first word into two words. That gave me the biggest headache ever trying to figure out.  I actually had to resort to using your hint, and then I saw what the problem was.

 

QRB WS'S FJS!  FJX FJS WA WS?  WS'A AJ FJS W ZJOCGI QHIJBRDIA HJUUGG WB QE DRZ SJ HJJD JUU.  TJBBE HRCAJB ARWI WS.

[#179 :]

Man, it's hot! How hot is it? It's so hot, I poured McDonald's coffee in my lap to cool off. Johnny Carson said it.

 

AO, NYQQ L TYQLYEY L MZEY Z PYFQZKYIYWB RZWH RAP JASP FYB LW BMY WYVB PAAI. BMY GZHSZP XLXW'B NZWWZ KAAFYPZBY TSB QSKOLQJ MY OWAKOYX AWY AR IJ BYYBM ASB. WAN BMYW.

[#180 :]

OK, WELL I BELIEVE I HAVE A REPLACEMENT FANG FOR YOUR PET IN THE NEXT ROOM. THE JAGUAR DIDN'T WANNA COOPERATE BUT LUCKILY HE KNOCKED ONE OF MY TEETH OUT. NOW THEN.

 

PHIQS. CN PSSXP NK TK KF IFL KF WKMSYSM. VDN NUSF ZKD TSN NK NUS SFL IFL NUS TKMCRRI PNIMNP NUMKACFT VIMMSRP IN ZKD.

[#181 :]

SPACE. IT SEEMS TO GO ON AND ON FOREVER. BUT THEN YOU GET TO THE END AND THE GORILLA STARTS THROWING BARRELS AT YOU.

 

CVJX UJ O JVJGLNXLQ. XBLJL WZEZXJ FLWL EVWOLQ OP OAGWZGLWTM-JBOLTQLQ NZDDOPJ. XBLOW GWZSWUAAOPS TLUHLQ OPXZ XBL NUJXTLJ FOWOPS XBWZVSB XBOJ ZTQ, UEUPQZPLQ AZQLA UTTZFOPS XBLA XZ GWZCLNX XBLAJLTILJ UJ BZTZSWUAJ.

[#182 :]

JUST AS I SUSPECTED. THESE ROBOTS WERE BURIED IN IMPROPERLY-SHIELDED COFFINS.  THEIR PROGRAMMING LEAKED INTO THE CASTLES WIRING THROUGH THIS OLD, ABANDONED MODEM ALLOWING THEM TO PROJECT THEMSELVES AS HOLOGRAMS.

 

ZIQDOI FI LIESNIO RPIAI PIYORA, S'W MDHHY QSHL RPI DHI RPYR ATWA TJ WV QIIESHMA QDO VDT.  "S EDNI VDT."  PWW, RDD GDHNIHRSDHYE.  "VDT'OI WV WYH."  DDP, AD GEDAI!

Just saw this episode on TV, and I thought that line's pretty funny, I'm going to post it.  So I did!

[#183 :]

BEFORE WE DELIVER THESE HEARTS, I'M GONNA FIND THE ONE THAT SUMS UP MY FEELINGS FOR YOU. "I LOVE YOU." HMM, TOO CONVENTIONAL. "YOU'RE MY MAN." OOH, SO CLOSE!

 

PZI'F CLZFK QK WKHLUGFVZIO! V XZ-XSGVWKP FSK XZQQVFFKK FSGF WKEVKMKP FSK WKXZQQKIPGFVZI FZ WKEVOK FSK XZUZW ZY FSK TZZJ FSGF WKHLUGFVZIO GWK JKRF VI!  MK JKRF VF HWKN.

[#184 :]

Don't quote me regulations. I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the colour of the book that regulation's in. We kept it grey.

 

J'I AGRRGU YWXG W OLWUR BQ RLG HNHSGORH. J'VV AGTJC AD IUWMJCT W VJCG MJRL YD HRUWJTLR-GITG. HMGGR VWYSUGD BQ HWCRW QG! YD GITG LWH AGGC AGCR!

[#185 :]

Well, if it isn't ol' cryptogram thread I spy here...

I'd better make a chart of the suspects. I'll begin by drawing a line with my straight edge. Sweet lamprey of Santa Fe! My edge has been bent!

 

Fi, ribg bg dylhe. Gfsxyixzx rixzx'g d Qxkcxz sfzx xpbe ridk sx. B cf st qxgr, cdskbr!

[#186 :]

:blows the dust off this old thread:

"Oh, this is awful. Somewhere, there's a Bender that's more evil than me. I do my best, dammit!" -Bender

VPS MRAS GWU NIPPH, ZIM SESTH GSSY NVT MSP HSWTU, PVM WU NIPPH.

My old cryptogram tool was lost with the final death of Geocities. So alternatives:

Paste and click to make a puzzle from a quote here

If you want a tool to help you with solving them as well, I used this one to solve laptopmoerder's last puzzle.

See the first post of the thread for a quick refresher of the rules/guidelines.

New puzzle:

VPS MRAS GWU NIPPH, ZIM SESTH GSSY NVT MSP HSWTU, PVM WU NIPPH.

:edit: hrm. I picked a quote from the new eps. So, very slight spoiler warnings.

[#187 :]

ONE TIME WAS FUNNY, BUT EVERY WEEK FOR TEN YEARS, NOT AS FUNNY.

Sorry, I was bored.

New puzzle?

BAG FZKPWGZYL AKUVQ YL V IYPKL ZQ BAG AVPT TPYIG ZC BAG DZPJYQW PZFZB.

[#188 :]

why are you apologizing? Now I get to solve one.

all the 'the's plus a guess on 'robot' got this one in a snap.

"the bourgeois human is a virus on the hard drive of the working robot."

TQJ VCVQ WZ KYH LVAV DUVK'J XV NWBV 'PDATWMUDVQ KYHA FYFV UTD' TQJ 'FHD YQ KYHA MYYJ CVPDOVQDP!'.

[#189 :]

More for the fact that I swooped in before anyone else could get involved.

Like right now!

AND EVEN IF YOU WERE THEY'D BE LIKE 'STRAIGHTEN YOUR POPE HAT' AND 'PUT ON YOUR GOOD VESTMENTS!'.

N TCP WTYSTWP RPZCPYKTR TQK NC KNKQ'C XEZC UP CGYPP GLQKYPK KEJJTYZ!

[#190 :]

so far the response to this game from the community is underwhelming. If more people don't jump in soon, we'll just have to let the thread die gracefully again.

i ate garbage yesterday and it didn't cost me three hundred dollars!

QMAA NE PZM AMIHBM LE XLYLPT NTG'P XMIA, ZLQ DLVM N ZIR I QZLAM TPNDJMX-YLLJ LE 'MV QZMG N QIT WLBGHMX? IGTQMX PZIP QNPZ WLBX KXMDNLBT ALHND!

[#191 :]

Can we bring this thread back to life? I'm going to try...

Well if the league of robots isn’t real, how come I had a whole sticker-book of 'em when I was younger? Answer that with your precious logic!

RPMIPU, VQF KWBBW DQ QFS WMI IQ OQBPthJnD?
QG, OQ MQK J'B VQFU CWOS UPOQUS RQQSV YWCC, GFG? QkWV, CPS'O DQ!