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Kingpomba
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« Reply #720 on: 10-27-2005 07:37 »

A: himself

Q: why did he sleep with his own grandmother
Dan1248

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« Reply #721 on: 10-27-2005 07:39 »

A: because she was hot!

Q: how can you do a spoken word version of a rap?
Kingpomba
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« Reply #722 on: 10-27-2005 07:42 »

A: You'll find a way *cocks gun*

Q: why did he open the packing of the ship
pojy

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« Reply #723 on: 10-27-2005 07:42 »

A: by speaking it

Q: In roswell that ends well, when the military try to see what zoidberg eats, from the table what does he eat
Kingpomba
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« Reply #724 on: 10-27-2005 07:46 »

bet you to it pojy
Quimbly

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« Reply #725 on: 10-27-2005 11:59 »

Did you really "bet" him, Kingpomba?  How much was it for?  Did you shake on it?  'Cause if you didn't, it doesn't count....

Now to answer both questions:

A1 (Kingpomba):  First of all, who is this "he" you are referring to, and second of all, the "packing" of the ship?!  WTF?!  Dude, the professor didn't order the ship on eBay.  It wasn't packed and then shipped to Planet Express.  He built the damned thing using various lengths of wire!

A2 (pojy): Didn't you see?!  Oh, the horror!  He ATE EVERYTHING!  EVERYTHING!....even Dr. Oppenheimer!

Q: What else does "blue" smell like (from RTEW)?
Dan1248

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« Reply #726 on: 10-27-2005 13:00 »
« Last Edit on: 10-27-2005 13:00 »

 
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Originally posted by Quimbly:
Q: What else does "blue" smell like (from RTEW)?

A: blue only smells like one thing, blue

Q: how long was Hermes on the Brain Slug Planet for?

ps. Lame suggestion for next thread:
"Kif, I'm asking you a question!"
(Zapp Brannigan from Love's Labour's Lost In Space)
pojy

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« Reply #727 on: 10-27-2005 13:20 »

A: long enough

Q: in the sting who dies in leelas dream
Benders_Fan

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« Reply #728 on: 10-27-2005 19:14 »

A)Fry

Q)Which character should be killed off the show?
scumbagsteve976

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« Reply #729 on: 10-27-2005 23:38 »
« Last Edit on: 10-27-2005 23:38 »

A: As many people as humanly possible.

Q: What do you like best about Futurama?
(Bender from My 3 suns)
Fry1077

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« Reply #730 on: 10-27-2005 23:51 »

A: That it's in the Future.

Q: Since when do people actually post Futurama trivia questions in this thread? Don't we have a Futurama Trivia thread?
Kingpomba
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« Reply #731 on: 10-28-2005 04:12 »

A:it was abtuced by space alien poachers for its thread horn

Q: Why dos'ent fry love amy instead?
pojy

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« Reply #732 on: 10-28-2005 04:34 »

A: cos you cant spell

Q: name 3 metals that bender is made from
Kingpomba
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« Reply #733 on: 10-28-2005 04:39 »

A : zinc , dolamite , iron

Q: why is slurm so tasty
The Pizzazz

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« Reply #734 on: 10-28-2005 05:03 »

A: Because it's so addictive

Q: What advantages does Jack Johnson have over John Jackson?
Kingpomba
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« Reply #735 on: 10-28-2005 05:09 »

A: he is one second older thats when he came out of the cloning tube.

Q: why is god a cloud in space?
Quimbly

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« Reply #736 on: 10-28-2005 11:10 »
« Last Edit on: 10-28-2005 11:10 »

(Ya, people, this isn't a trivia thread.  Quit posting serious Q&A's!  Sheesh...)

A: Because if he were a cloud in the atmosphere, no one would worship him, would they?

Q: Do the monks at the monastary in Godfellas ever find God? If so, what will they call him, and what will happen?
pojy

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« Reply #737 on: 10-28-2005 14:32 »

A: they will call him bob, and then god bob will get so angry at the rubbish name he was given he will go on a killing spree

Q: in anthology of interest II what does bender turn into?
Quimbly

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« Reply #738 on: 10-28-2005 15:25 »
« Last Edit on: 10-28-2005 15:25 »

A:
pojy-  Listen up.  This is NOT a trivia thread.  In other words, DON'T ask questions about Futurama that  have one definite answer and that everyone knows (i.e. Bender turns into a human in AOI2).

Q: What are the medical reasons why pojy cannot grasp this concept?
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #739 on: 10-28-2005 18:37 »

A: He's got Sputid-itis.

Q: How did Bender manage to stop jacking-on so bloody quickly? One minute he's jacking like a racehorse, the next, he's gone cold electric turkey with no withdrawals... wtf?
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #740 on: 10-29-2005 07:37 »

A: he's a robot not a human

Q: why aren't monkeys donkeys?
Kingpomba
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« Reply #741 on: 10-29-2005 11:04 »

A: because gentic science has not crossed that line yet

Q: why is the professsor not married
CrapBag

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #742 on: 10-29-2005 18:06 »

A. he never found the right woman

Q. why didnt bender eat his Takeoff sundae?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #743 on: 10-29-2005 19:00 »

A. Because he finally figured out he doesn't have taste buds.

Q. Which robots have taste buds?
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #744 on: 10-29-2005 19:28 »

A: booze testers

Q: why is the professor the only one who ever gets sex?
The Pizzazz

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« Reply #745 on: 10-29-2005 23:49 »

A: Because he's got a "Finglonger" in another place

Q: How would Kif react if Amy died?
Kingpomba
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« Reply #746 on: 10-30-2005 00:18 »

A: he would start drinking and always hang on the walls.
he would get fired
out of a cannon into the sun

Q: why is zoidberg rich in the last episode
whowah?

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« Reply #747 on: 10-30-2005 00:30 »
« Last Edit on: 10-30-2005 00:30 »

A. Beacause Matt wanted to screw with our minds...

Q. How come Ziodberg is so sexy, but noone likes him?
Kingpomba
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« Reply #748 on: 10-30-2005 00:44 »

A: because you are a escaped mental patient

Q: why did they find nibbler
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #749 on: 10-30-2005 02:25 »

A: Because he is the only character that held the show together, think about it, i'm right!

Q: Why did bender have braces in that one episode?
The Pizzazz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #750 on: 10-30-2005 03:18 »

A: Because everyone was dong it, he wanted to be popular

Q: Why does excessive caffeine consumption make Fry go into bullet time?
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #751 on: 10-30-2005 07:26 »

A: because he was so hyperactive he could move at light speed

Q: how the hell is that possible?
The Pizzazz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #752 on: 10-30-2005 07:36 »

A: Because he is his own grandfather

Q: What would happen if time travel became freely available to the general public?
FutureDramaQeen

Bending Unit
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« Reply #753 on: 10-30-2005 15:06 »

A: Many more people would be their own grandfathers.

Q: Will Bender ever become a Globetrotter?
morbo_it

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« Reply #754 on: 10-30-2005 15:36 »

A) yes. when the white will jump higher than the black

Q) who is the best robotic basketball-player?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #755 on: 10-30-2005 15:45 »

A. Karrarrychael Jabirden Bot.

Q. What is up with Karrarrychael Jabirden Bot's name?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #756 on: 10-30-2005 21:21 »

A: I don't know, I can't pronounce it.

Q: when is Bender's birthday?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #757 on: 10-30-2005 21:25 »
« Last Edit on: 10-30-2005 21:25 »

A. February 31st.

Q. When did February begin to have 31 days and why?

PS- Person who makes the next thread better not give it a crappy title.
Quimbly

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« Reply #758 on: 10-31-2005 11:43 »

A: Zombie Jesus had his second coming out party February 28, 2568.  The party was a real doozie, and lasted three days past the 28th.  In commemoration of all the crazy stuff Zombie Jesus did while drunk, everyone decided to extend February by three days.  Of course, in order to keep the seasons in alignment, they had to cut short another month.  They voted, and the result was November.  NOBODY like November, right?!  (PS: Leap Years now give February 32 days.)

Q: After the second coming out parties died out, what did Zombie Jesus do?  I mean, did he get a job as a janitor, or what?
FutureDramaQeen

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« Reply #759 on: 10-31-2005 15:18 »
« Last Edit on: 10-31-2005 15:18 »

A: He went to Janitor School. When He got his diploma, He janitored around Europe for a while, then got a job janitoring.

Q: What did Bender choose; the 1 $300 dollor hookerbot, or the 300 $1 hookerbots?
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