The Smart Assiest Questions Yet!

[Reply #600 on:]

A. Waste it all on grabber machines.

Q. What would Fry do with $1 000 000?

[Reply #601 on:]

A.Buy anchovies

Q.What would Fry do if he never came to the future

[Reply #602 on:]

A. he would continue to be a crappy delivery boy.

Q. What would happen if fry got frozen again, and turned out to be the year 4000?

[Reply #603 on:]

A: he would do the only thing he knows how to do, freeze himself

Q: will fry ever freeze himself to a time where his is dead?

[Reply #604 on:]

A: Yes, he will freeze himself back in time (before he was born)

Q: How do you freeze yourself back in time?

[Reply #605 on:]

A: you bash your head in until you think you were frozen and came to the past.

Q: in the year 3000 does Jiffy Lube make peanut butter?

[Reply #606 on:]

A: Only when people aks for it.

Q: Who else is buried in orbiting meadows?

[Reply #607 on:]

A. The rest of Nixon's body, Chairman Mao's body, G. W. Bush's body. You know, all the great people of the world.

Q. In the future, they've found a way to make heads-in-jars of dead people. Have they found a way to make ashes of people into heads-in-jars? If so, where is John Lennon's head-in-a-jar?

[Reply #608 on:]

A: they have and he now works on a rehab planet with other ex-drug addicts
Q: have the beatles ever had any head reunions?

[Reply #609 on:]

A: Yes, but it was cut short due to rain.

Q: What new instruments are there?

[Reply #610 on:]

A: Fiber-optic percussion caps.

Q: What would Leela's reaction be if Fry used a player-Holophonor? Uh.. that is, after TDHAIP.

[Reply #611 on:]

A: She would wonder why he was consorting with any 'playa', let alone using him/her.  She would summarily dump his sorry ass.

Q: What does a fiber-optic percussion cap sound like?

[Reply #612 on:]

A. Fiber-opticy

Q. Is there a kind of guitar in the future that is not acoustic or electric?

[Reply #613 on:]

A: yes the virtual reality guitar and the virtual virtual reality guitar.

Q: What do those ^ sound like?

[Reply #614 on:]

A: Like regular guitars, only much more virtual.

Q: How do you tell the difference between a virtual guitar, and a virtual virtual guitar?

[Reply #615 on:]

A: A virtual virtual guitar only exists in the Matrix.

Q: What would Fry rather purchase: 500 lizards or a Z-ray eye?

[Reply #616 on:]

A: Fry would rather purchase a Z-ray eye than 500 lizards - He's had bad experiences with Xmas gifts.

Q: If the electric snail is a stupid animal, and you're stupid, then which is the best? You, or the snail?

[Reply #617 on:]

A) me, because i'm still a human..

Q) what does the electric snail do?

[Reply #618 on:]

A: beats the other normal snails in races

Q: Who builds electric snails?

[Reply #619 on:]

A: Pirates riding Fire Sharks!

Q: Why didn't Nixon keep his body?

[Reply #620 on:]

A: Because he accidentally got breast implants

Q: How old is Zoidberg?

[Reply #621 on:]

A: He always lies about his age, but we do know that he is no longer a teenage heartthrob.

Q: What were the odds of the wheel landing on the Robot Devil in "The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings"?

[Reply #622 on:]

A: 1/2000000

Q: How long will Beck's career in the 31st century last for?

[Reply #623 on:]

A: About five minutes longer than it takes for those Robosexual pictures to come to light.

Q: How many native Martians does it take to change a light bulb?

[Reply #624 on:]

A: 10, one to change the light bulb and 9 special SWAT martians to make sure its not a threat to their society.

Q: Is the toothfairy still head of the FBI?

[Reply #625 on:]

A: No, it left after it gave nixon bad intelligence.

Q: What new departments are there in the year 3000?

[Reply #626 on:]

A: Department of 'Party Down!'

Q: How many credit cards are there in the 31st century?

[Reply #627 on:]

A: They don't have any; fingerprint- and retina-scans all the way! (oh, and DNA identification)

Q: What would be the last thing Bender would steal on his deathbed?

[Reply #628 on:]

A. Fry's blanket.

Q. What would Fry do if Leela died?

[Reply #629 on:]

A. Two words: Homicidal rampage.

Q. What would Leela do if Fry died?

[Reply #630 on:]

damn it! I missed it, though i'm still putting my answer.
A: He would kill himself, and then go to hell. He would then realize he is in Boy-hell which is much nicer tham girl-hell
A: she would marry hermes, fearing that she would die alone.

Q: what would happen if fry had no nose?

[Reply #631 on:]

A: two words, homocidal rampage.

Q: How many HRs have there been, they seem to be common in the future.

[Reply #632 on:]

A: Pi^417286 (Pi solves any equation ;D)

Q: What is the biggest 31st century Internet fad?

[Reply #633 on:]

A. Zero Gravity Chat Rooms.

Q. Has Fry been in a Zero Gravity Chat Room?

[Reply #634 on:]

A. Yeah, right after he lifed the zero gravity weights.

Q. Zero Gravity Sex?

[Reply #635 on:]

A: Zero Gravity Ejaculation? You need a third person to hold both participants tightly together.

Q: Zero Gravity Parachuting? 

[Reply #636 on:]

A: Zero Gravity Parachuting is just like underwater parachuting, just you don't have weights tied to you, and you don't end up killing yourself.

Q: Does NASA exsist in the 31st century?

[Reply #637 on:]

A: They merged with Malfunctioning Eddie's

Q: What happened to the dictionary in the 31st century?

[Reply #638 on:]

A. It merged with Malfuncting Eddie's.

Q. What else merged with Malfuncting Eddie's?

[Reply #639 on:]

A: The insane asylum (he gets free visits)

Q: Where can you buy a bottle of Hibrau?