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Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #640 on: 10-19-2005 08:58 »

A: Hibrau island

Q: What would Fry do with $1 000 000, if the anchovies were extinct?
mcl6525

Bending Unit
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« Reply #641 on: 10-19-2005 14:27 »

A:buy all the old video games
Q:what games wold he buy?
ebotron

Bending Unit
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« Reply #642 on: 10-19-2005 14:49 »

A: Monkey fracas Jr And Pannuchi's vertual Pizza maker

Q:How will fry die
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #643 on: 10-19-2005 15:02 »

A: painfully

Q: what is Roberto's bank robbing rate?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #644 on: 10-19-2005 15:06 »

A: he has robbed the same bank 256 times.

Q: Why does he keep robbing the same bank?
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #645 on: 10-19-2005 15:10 »

A: To get more practise leading to his proper robbery

Q: Who has been in the Robot Asylum the longest, and how long for???
The Pizzazz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #646 on: 10-20-2005 00:46 »
« Last Edit on: 10-20-2005 00:46 »

A: The plasma ball robot, for three weeks.

Q: If Fry can fry fifty Frys, then how many Frys who are frying fifty Frys can fifty Frys fry?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #647 on: 10-20-2005 00:56 »

A: 50.7 Frys and 2 quaters

Q: Does Fry eat fries?
The Pizzazz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #648 on: 10-20-2005 01:02 »
« Last Edit on: 10-20-2005 01:02 »

A: Like, fries are sooo 21st century.

Q: Is Zoidberg stupid because he eats garbage, or does he eat garbage because he is stupid?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #649 on: 10-20-2005 10:01 »

A: Both. It involves time travel and all that toxic waste he ingests while dumpster diving.  Stupidity and garbage eating, as a result, are a cyclical cause/result pair.

Q: Instead of french fries, what other things are deep fried in the 31st century?
Unknown

Starship Captain
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« Reply #650 on: 10-20-2005 13:33 »

A: Anything and everything.

Q: What does buggalo taste like?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #651 on: 10-20-2005 22:12 »

A. A cross between Steak, Buffalo Wings, and horse crap.

Q. How many members of the Professor's old crew were allergic to the Space Bees when they died?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #652 on: 10-20-2005 22:20 »

A: just one, but you don't want to know what happened.

Q: Where did the were-car go to after it was melted?
The Pizzazz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #653 on: 10-21-2005 01:28 »

A: Trans-Am-vania

Q: What are the side-effects of using spray-on clothes?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #654 on: 10-21-2005 09:53 »

A: You name it: skin cancer, lung cancer, lupus, ADD or ADHD, and various behavioral disorders.  Also, it's DAMN cold, so when you spray it on your chest area (like Amy did, when putting on that bikini), in the chest area, well, *ahem*... you know what happens to women when that area of their body gets cold...

Q:  What things beside hair and clothing are spray-on capable in the 31st century?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #655 on: 10-21-2005 18:32 »

A. [Commercial of the future]]
NEW! From the people that gave you Spray-on Hair and Spray-on Clothing comes....
SPRAY-ON...SEX! It's like sex, only you're having it! Use it in the shower. Use it in bed. Use it when you're alone or in a group of many. Great for parties or wanting to get with someone!
Soon to come: Spray-on Advertisements! For those times when you want to sell your body.

Q. What will happen to New Orleans in the next 1,000 years?
The Pizzazz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #656 on: 10-21-2005 20:58 »

Q: It will become the secret headquarters for Morbo's race...mwahahaha

A: Which place is happier than the 'happiest place orbiting Earth'?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #657 on: 10-22-2005 11:47 »

A:  Amy would beat Scruffy because Amy is more bubbly, fun-loving, and sociable.  Scruffy's too dull and laid back and the job would be stressful for him.

Q:  Who would win in a fight?  Robot Mafia or Santa Claus?
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #658 on: 10-22-2005 12:05 »

A) santa, because if robot gangsters are too naughty, no xmas presents..

Q) who else, besides zoidberg, has ever got some xmas present by robot santa?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #659 on: 10-22-2005 17:54 »

A. Helmut Spargel and the Hobo Trumpet Player that plays the saxophone.

Q. Where does the Hobo Trumpet Player live?
transgender nerd under canada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #660 on: 10-22-2005 18:07 »

A: At his house.

Q: How many apartments have Fry and Bender had together?
CrapBag

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #661 on: 10-22-2005 18:20 »

A. Only 1
Q. is leela hotter or uglier with 2 eyes?
transgender nerd under canada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #662 on: 10-22-2005 18:24 »

CrapBag: 2, actually. Watch I, Roommate one more time, and make a careful count of the apartments that they move into together. Robot Arms is one, but I do believe that they live in another building for a time, one where Fry's TV and the big-assed lady's cellphone pick up Bender's thoughts.

A: Leela is hot. End of story.

Q: Which of the proposed pizza ingredients from A Leela Of Her Own is least deadly to humans?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #663 on: 10-22-2005 19:37 »

totalnerduk, you know the point of this thread is to answer questions with smart ass answers and not always the "right" answer. As in...

A. Human Killing Pepper.

Q. What happens when a human eats Human Killing Pepper?
transgender nerd under canada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #664 on: 10-22-2005 19:52 »

i_c_weiner: There's nothing smart about getting something wrong. Saying something funny but wrong is smart-assed though.

A: Nothing. It's just a name, like the zone of no return.

Q: Where did the "smart" from smart-ass vanish to in this thread??
The Pizzazz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #665 on: 10-22-2005 23:53 »

A: Don't worry, it came back because I did  ;)

Q: What will be the major plot point of the new Futurama movie? (if ever it comes out)
Professy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #666 on: 10-23-2005 01:21 »

A: The plot will be that Bender blows up the Earth and everyone will have to go live on the moon

Q: Who will direct the movie? Directing Unit 4 or Kalvin Klein?
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #667 on: 10-23-2005 07:26 »
« Last Edit on: 10-23-2005 07:26 »

A: Either of them, as long as Madonna isn't allowed to get her scrag fingers into it.

Q: What did Fry have for breakfast this morning? Extra points for how much he paid for the milk and the number of skin cells that fell from his hand into the food.
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #668 on: 10-23-2005 07:27 »
« Last Edit on: 10-23-2005 07:27 »

A: nothing, as he is frozen, and has been for nearly 6 years...

Q: Does unit 2013 actually believe he's human, or did he do it to comfort fry?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #669 on: 10-23-2005 12:54 »

A: No.

Q What did Leela have for breakfast this morning 23, October, 3005?
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #670 on: 10-23-2005 12:58 »
« Last Edit on: 10-23-2005 12:58 »

A: Nothing yet, I'll tell you in 1 000 000 years   :p

Q: Why was the Fry house the only one which didn't get damaged for 1 000 years?
CrapBag

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #671 on: 10-23-2005 13:05 »

A: it smelled too bad in his room, so no giant lizard would eat it.

Q: is it possible that other fry holes can be created?
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #672 on: 10-23-2005 13:06 »

A: No

Q: Why?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #673 on: 10-23-2005 15:18 »

A. Because you said so.

Q. Did Minuteman Yancy Fry actually kill Commies in the American Revolution?
commie detector

Starship Captain
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« Reply #674 on: 10-23-2005 15:55 »

A: no he killed me...

Q: Why do all niblonians eat brainspawn but not human brains?
Monty

Crustacean
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« Reply #675 on: 10-23-2005 18:22 »

A: Because human brains are far too small to satisfy their apetites.

Q: How do they reanimate human heads to put them in jars?
transgender nerd under canada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #676 on: 10-23-2005 18:35 »

A: With an enema.

Q: How do you give a head an enema?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #677 on: 10-23-2005 18:51 »

A. You place it in their ear.

Q. Who is the official head enema giver?
Monty

Crustacean
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« Reply #678 on: 10-23-2005 18:58 »

Q: Scruffy and Flexo take shifts.

A: Who would win in a hand-to-hand fight - Fry or Kif?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #679 on: 10-23-2005 21:14 »

A. Were there really commies in the American Revolution? Who were they?

Q. How much does Flexo weigh?
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