The Smart Assiest Questions Yet!

[Reply #640 on:]

A: Hibrau island

Q: What would Fry do with $1 000 000, if the anchovies were extinct?

[Reply #641 on:]

A:buy all the old video games
Q:what games wold he buy?

[Reply #642 on:]

A: Monkey fracas Jr And Pannuchi's vertual Pizza maker

Q:How will fry die

[Reply #643 on:]

A: painfully

Q: what is Roberto's bank robbing rate?

[Reply #644 on:]

A: he has robbed the same bank 256 times.

Q: Why does he keep robbing the same bank?

[Reply #645 on:]

A: To get more practise leading to his proper robbery

Q: Who has been in the Robot Asylum the longest, and how long for???

[Reply #646 on:]

A: The plasma ball robot, for three weeks.

Q: If Fry can fry fifty Frys, then how many Frys who are frying fifty Frys can fifty Frys fry?

[Reply #647 on:]

A: 50.7 Frys and 2 quaters

Q: Does Fry eat fries?

[Reply #648 on:]

A: Like, fries are sooo 21st century.

Q: Is Zoidberg stupid because he eats garbage, or does he eat garbage because he is stupid?

[Reply #649 on:]

A: Both. It involves time travel and all that toxic waste he ingests while dumpster diving.  Stupidity and garbage eating, as a result, are a cyclical cause/result pair.

Q: Instead of french fries, what other things are deep fried in the 31st century?

[Reply #650 on:]

A: Anything and everything.

Q: What does buggalo taste like?

[Reply #651 on:]

A. A cross between Steak, Buffalo Wings, and horse crap.

Q. How many members of the Professor's old crew were allergic to the Space Bees when they died?

[Reply #652 on:]

A: just one, but you don't want to know what happened.

Q: Where did the were-car go to after it was melted?

[Reply #653 on:]

A: Trans-Am-vania

Q: What are the side-effects of using spray-on clothes?

[Reply #654 on:]

A: You name it: skin cancer, lung cancer, lupus, ADD or ADHD, and various behavioral disorders.  Also, it's DAMN cold, so when you spray it on your chest area (like Amy did, when putting on that bikini), in the chest area, well, *ahem*... you know what happens to women when that area of their body gets cold...

Q:  What things beside hair and clothing are spray-on capable in the 31st century?

[Reply #655 on:]

A. [Commercial of the future]]
NEW! From the people that gave you Spray-on Hair and Spray-on Clothing comes....
SPRAY-ON...SEX! It's like sex, only you're having it! Use it in the shower. Use it in bed. Use it when you're alone or in a group of many. Great for parties or wanting to get with someone!
Soon to come: Spray-on Advertisements! For those times when you want to sell your body.

Q. What will happen to New Orleans in the next 1,000 years?

[Reply #656 on:]

Q: It will become the secret headquarters for Morbo's race...mwahahaha

A: Which place is happier than the 'happiest place orbiting Earth'?

[Reply #657 on:]

A:  Amy would beat Scruffy because Amy is more bubbly, fun-loving, and sociable.  Scruffy's too dull and laid back and the job would be stressful for him.

Q:  Who would win in a fight?  Robot Mafia or Santa Claus?

[Reply #658 on:]

A) santa, because if robot gangsters are too naughty, no xmas presents..

Q) who else, besides zoidberg, has ever got some xmas present by robot santa?

[Reply #659 on:]

A. Helmut Spargel and the Hobo Trumpet Player that plays the saxophone.

Q. Where does the Hobo Trumpet Player live?

[Reply #660 on:]

A: At his house.

Q: How many apartments have Fry and Bender had together?

[Reply #661 on:]

A. Only 1
Q. is leela hotter or uglier with 2 eyes?

[Reply #662 on:]

CrapBag: 2, actually. Watch I, Roommate one more time, and make a careful count of the apartments that they move into together. Robot Arms is one, but I do believe that they live in another building for a time, one where Fry's TV and the big-assed lady's cellphone pick up Bender's thoughts.

A: Leela is hot. End of story.

Q: Which of the proposed pizza ingredients from A Leela Of Her Own is least deadly to humans?

[Reply #663 on:]

totalnerduk, you know the point of this thread is to answer questions with smart ass answers and not always the "right" answer. As in...

A. Human Killing Pepper.

Q. What happens when a human eats Human Killing Pepper?

[Reply #664 on:]

i_c_weiner: There's nothing smart about getting something wrong. Saying something funny but wrong is smart-assed though.

A: Nothing. It's just a name, like the zone of no return.

Q: Where did the "smart" from smart-ass vanish to in this thread??

[Reply #665 on:]

A: Don't worry, it came back because I did 

Q: What will be the major plot point of the new Futurama movie? (if ever it comes out)

[Reply #666 on:]

A: The plot will be that Bender blows up the Earth and everyone will have to go live on the moon

Q: Who will direct the movie? Directing Unit 4 or Kalvin Klein?

[Reply #667 on:]

A: Either of them, as long as Madonna isn't allowed to get her scrag fingers into it.

Q: What did Fry have for breakfast this morning? Extra points for how much he paid for the milk and the number of skin cells that fell from his hand into the food.

[Reply #668 on:]

A: nothing, as he is frozen, and has been for nearly 6 years...

Q: Does unit 2013 actually believe he's human, or did he do it to comfort fry?

[Reply #669 on:]

A: No.

Q What did Leela have for breakfast this morning 23, October, 3005?

[Reply #670 on:]

A: Nothing yet, I'll tell you in 1 000 000 years   

Q: Why was the Fry house the only one which didn't get damaged for 1 000 years?

[Reply #671 on:]

A: it smelled too bad in his room, so no giant lizard would eat it.

Q: is it possible that other fry holes can be created?

[Reply #672 on:]

A: No

Q: Why?

[Reply #673 on:]

A. Because you said so.

Q. Did Minuteman Yancy Fry actually kill Commies in the American Revolution?

[Reply #674 on:]

A: no he killed me...

Q: Why do all niblonians eat brainspawn but not human brains?

[Reply #675 on:]

A: Because human brains are far too small to satisfy their apetites.

Q: How do they reanimate human heads to put them in jars?

[Reply #676 on:]

A: With an enema.

Q: How do you give a head an enema?

[Reply #677 on:]

A. You place it in their ear.

Q. Who is the official head enema giver?

[Reply #678 on:]

Q: Scruffy and Flexo take shifts.

A: Who would win in a hand-to-hand fight - Fry or Kif?

[Reply #679 on:]

A. Were there really commies in the American Revolution? Who were they?

Q. How much does Flexo weigh?