Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Reply #560 on:]

A: With you. BAM!

Q:What was Fry's best date?
TOTPD!   

[Reply #561 on:]

A: His date with the radiator from the Radiator planet
Q: What's Elzar's favorite food?

[Reply #562 on:]

A: Elzar doesnt eat, he gets all his nutrient through inhalation

Q: what course does Amy take at Mars U

[Reply #563 on:]

A: Slutology 101

Q: Why did the Native Martians think a huge diamond was worthless?

[Reply #564 on:]

A: Because it was too big to be used in jewelry.

Q: What other classes do the Professor teach?

[Reply #565 on:]

A: Old Timer's Living

Q: Why did Leela wear a green tanktop in "My Three Suns"?

[Reply #566 on:]

A: She washed her coat with her tanktop and the color ran...or she just felt like doing something different just so Bender could throw in a nifty insult.

Q: When Bender was picking out his paint job, what other colors did he have to choose from beside the two mentioned?

[Reply #567 on:]

A: Rainbow or Apple.
Q: How many times has Bender said "Antiquing" in his entire lifetime?

[Reply #568 on:]

A: 0.1

Q: Why did Zapp start a war with the Bouncing Balls?

[Reply #569 on:]

A: Because that sort of thing arouses him.
Q: Why did Kif ride the buggalo?

[Reply #570 on:]

A: Who in their right mind would pass up that opportunity?

Q:  What did Roberto buy with his $300 tax refund in the THBB episode?

[Reply #571 on:]

A: his very own robopuppy but it got annoying so he stabed it
Q: whos hipnotoads biggest fan.

[Reply #572 on:]

A. I AM. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Q. Which invention is the professor most proud of?

[Reply #573 on:]

A: The false hope machine.

Q: Which invention is the professor least proud of?
(Yeah...I know it's a pretty cheap question but I think if you know what the best is you should know the worst too)

[Reply #574 on:]

A:  His worst invention was the Finglonger prototype -- the "Toelonger".  Needless to say, no one liked it.

Q:  Aside from the reverse SCUBA outfit, what was Wernstrum's best invention?

[Reply #575 on:]

A. The Robotic Chinese Intern

Q. What would be the name of Zapp Brannigan's spinoff?

[Reply #576 on:]

A1:  The Sexy, Velour Captain's Uniform
(sorry, I'd make a terrible TV exec.)

A2:  Velourorama

Q:  What would be the name of the Bender / Fry mini-series?

[Reply #577 on:]

A. The Fry Chronicles

Q. What year will Armageddon happen?

[Reply #578 on:]

A: Probably 20 light years.

Q: What is Fry's favourite food?

[Reply #579 on:]

A: Pizza with Anchovies, of course.

Also, light year is a measurement of distance, not time, mint...

Q:  What was Zapp's major area of study at war college?

[Reply #580 on:]

A. Spontaneous Combustion

Q. What age did the death clock say Fry would die at?

[Reply #581 on:]

A: around 1034 since he's already 1020ish

Q: What would a Bender brand cigar be called?

[Reply #582 on:]

A: 01100011011001001001000111101 10101

Q: How did Kif make his way into the DOOP?

[Reply #583 on:]

A: He has been serving Zapp since birth (something about earth enslaving his planet) so naturally when Zapp went to DOOP, he went too

Q: What was the most recent planet that earth conquered and its inhabitants

[Reply #584 on:]

A. Due to a mix-up in the orders (This is what happens when you give Zapp full command of your army) the Earth fleet conquered Earth.

Q. What did Bender's head do to pass the time while buried in Roswell?

[Reply #585 on:]

A: He daydreamed about being rich.

Q: What would Leela's ideal husband be like?

[Reply #586 on:]

A: Think of a way to kill all humans with just his head.

Q: Who is Zoidbergs perfect date?

[Reply #587 on:]

C'mon, people.  Watch where you're posting!

A (Leela's ideal husband):  Fry, without a gut, with blonde hair, more mature, and rich.  So.., basically everything Fry isn't.

A (Zoidberg's perfect date):  A pizza box with some crusty cheese and a little pepperoni.

Q:  What's the *real* reason Leela resists going out with Fry?

[Reply #588 on:]

A: She's seeing Amy.

Q: Apart from the one seen in "A Bicyclops Built for Two", what other drop-down menus does Bender have online?

[Reply #589 on:]

A: All the idenities of the pin numbers he stolen.

Q: What if Futurama started when the Simpsons started and the Simpson started in 1999? What I'm saying is what if they switched?

[Reply #590 on:]

A: Nancy Cartwright would be out of a job.
Q: What would have happened to Fry if he had got to the suicide booth just in front of Bender (and got in first)

[Reply #591 on:]

A: Fry didn't have any change so he couldn't kill himself anway.
Q: Who are Leela's grandparents?

[Reply #592 on:]

Sewer Mutants innit.


Q: If Futurama is set in the 31st century, why does the modified Fox Logo say 30th century Fox?

[Reply #593 on:]

A with a rhetorical Q: Why is Twentieth Century Fox called Twentieth Century Fox in the Twenty-First Century?

Q: Why is everything in the future apparently programmed in BASIC? (Robots, Holosheds, etc.?)

[Reply #594 on:]

A: More esoteric programming languages like C++--++, SanFrancisco-Lisp and JumboJava went out of style around the mid-25th century.  The reason was that a software component for pretty much any conceivable type of operation had already been constructed by the software developers of the previous 500 years.  As a result, new software was simply an amalgamation of these components.  Soon, most software developers lost their jobs because interoperability was so good, and because the average public was able to program their own robots and holo-utilities, because of all of the conveniences made for programming.  Of course, the general public knew very little about advanced programming techniques, so BASIC was an ideal language for them to adopt.  Soon, the tide swept out all the professional programmers, and left an entire population of BASIC-programming laypeople.   Since then, all other languages became obsolete(ly fabulous).  Of course, this all resulted in a lot of bad software, despite the base of good software components to work with.  (Bender's personality software is a good example of this.)

Q:  Which is the dominant operating system of the 30/31st century?

[Reply #595 on:]

A) windows 3.1, of course
Q) where is bill gates in 3000?

[Reply #596 on:]

A. Bottom of a landfill.

Q. Where is the nation of French Stereotypes located?

[Reply #597 on:]

A:  The Bottom of a landfill.

Q:  Where is the nation of Joe located?

[Reply #598 on:]

A: Joe's house

Q: Why does the Professor hate Sweden?

[Reply #599 on:]

A: Because they invented Pi Kiea.

Q: Who does the professer really love?