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Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #560 on: 02-14-2005 20:07 »
« Last Edit on: 02-14-2005 20:07 »

A: With you. BAM!

Q:What was Fry's best date?
TOTPD!   big grin
Philp_J_Fry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #561 on: 02-14-2005 20:27 »

A: His date with the radiator from the Radiator planet
Q: What's Elzar's favorite food?
rano

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #562 on: 02-14-2005 20:44 »

A: Elzar doesnt eat, he gets all his nutrient through inhalation

Q: what course does Amy take at Mars U
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #563 on: 02-14-2005 22:12 »

A: Slutology 101

Q: Why did the Native Martians think a huge diamond was worthless?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #564 on: 02-14-2005 22:36 »

A: Because it was too big to be used in jewelry.

Q: What other classes do the Professor teach?
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #565 on: 02-14-2005 23:28 »

A: Old Timer's Living

Q: Why did Leela wear a green tanktop in "My Three Suns"?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #566 on: 02-15-2005 00:13 »

A: She washed her coat with her tanktop and the color ran...or she just felt like doing something different just so Bender could throw in a nifty insult.

Q: When Bender was picking out his paint job, what other colors did he have to choose from beside the two mentioned?
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #567 on: 02-15-2005 00:18 »

A: Rainbow or Apple.
Q: How many times has Bender said "Antiquing" in his entire lifetime?
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #568 on: 02-15-2005 01:28 »

A: 0.1

Q: Why did Zapp start a war with the Bouncing Balls?
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #569 on: 02-15-2005 01:55 »

A: Because that sort of thing arouses him.
Q: Why did Kif ride the buggalo?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #570 on: 02-15-2005 02:14 »

A: Who in their right mind would pass up that opportunity?

Q:  What did Roberto buy with his $300 tax refund in the THBB episode?
nutjob_69

Crustacean
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« Reply #571 on: 02-15-2005 06:12 »

A: his very own robopuppy but it got annoying so he stabed it
Q: whos hipnotoads biggest fan.

Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #572 on: 02-15-2005 08:11 »

A. I AM. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Q. Which invention is the professor most proud of?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #573 on: 02-15-2005 08:35 »

A: The false hope machine.

Q: Which invention is the professor least proud of?
(Yeah...I know it's a pretty cheap question but I think if you know what the best is you should know the worst too)
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #574 on: 02-15-2005 11:39 »

A:  His worst invention was the Finglonger prototype -- the "Toelonger".  Needless to say, no one liked it.

Q:  Aside from the reverse SCUBA outfit, what was Wernstrum's best invention?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #575 on: 02-15-2005 11:41 »

A. The Robotic Chinese Intern

Q. What would be the name of Zapp Brannigan's spinoff?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #576 on: 02-15-2005 11:46 »
« Last Edit on: 02-15-2005 11:46 »

A1:  The Sexy, Velour Captain's Uniform
(sorry, I'd make a terrible TV exec.)

A2:  Velourorama

Q:  What would be the name of the Bender / Fry mini-series?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #577 on: 02-15-2005 15:03 »

A. The Fry Chronicles

Q. What year will Armageddon happen?
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #578 on: 02-15-2005 15:46 »

A: Probably 20 light years.

Q: What is Fry's favourite food?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #579 on: 02-15-2005 15:56 »
« Last Edit on: 02-15-2005 15:56 »

A: Pizza with Anchovies, of course.

Also, light year is a measurement of distance, not time, mint...

Q:  What was Zapp's major area of study at war college?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #580 on: 02-15-2005 16:49 »

A. Spontaneous Combustion

Q. What age did the death clock say Fry would die at?
rano

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #581 on: 02-15-2005 17:41 »

A: around 1034 since he's already 1020ish

Q: What would a Bender brand cigar be called?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #582 on: 02-15-2005 17:44 »

A: 01100011011001001001000111101 10101

Q: How did Kif make his way into the DOOP?
rano

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #583 on: 02-15-2005 17:53 »

A: He has been serving Zapp since birth (something about earth enslaving his planet) so naturally when Zapp went to DOOP, he went too

Q: What was the most recent planet that earth conquered and its inhabitants
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #584 on: 02-15-2005 18:02 »

A. Due to a mix-up in the orders (This is what happens when you give Zapp full command of your army) the Earth fleet conquered Earth.

Q. What did Bender's head do to pass the time while buried in Roswell?
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #585 on: 02-15-2005 18:20 »

A: He daydreamed about being rich.

Q: What would Leela's ideal husband be like?

Flip

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #586 on: 02-15-2005 18:26 »

A: Think of a way to kill all humans with just his head.

Q: Who is Zoidbergs perfect date?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #587 on: 02-15-2005 18:52 »

C'mon, people.  Watch where you're posting!

A (Leela's ideal husband):  Fry, without a gut, with blonde hair, more mature, and rich.  So.., basically everything Fry isn't.

A (Zoidberg's perfect date):  A pizza box with some crusty cheese and a little pepperoni.

Q:  What's the *real* reason Leela resists going out with Fry?
Ozor Mox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #588 on: 02-15-2005 19:11 »

A: She's seeing Amy.

Q: Apart from the one seen in "A Bicyclops Built for Two", what other drop-down menus does Bender have online?

Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #589 on: 02-15-2005 22:18 »

A: All the idenities of the pin numbers he stolen.

Q: What if Futurama started when the Simpsons started and the Simpson started in 1999? What I'm saying is what if they switched?
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #590 on: 02-16-2005 00:16 »

A: Nancy Cartwright would be out of a job.
Q: What would have happened to Fry if he had got to the suicide booth just in front of Bender (and got in first)
Philp_J_Fry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #591 on: 02-16-2005 00:20 »

A: Fry didn't have any change so he couldn't kill himself anway.
Q: Who are Leela's grandparents?
VCH

Crustacean
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« Reply #592 on: 02-16-2005 00:56 »
« Last Edit on: 02-16-2005 00:56 »

Sewer Mutants innit.


Q: If Futurama is set in the 31st century, why does the modified Fox Logo say 30th century Fox?
Nerd-o-rama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #593 on: 02-16-2005 02:32 »

A with a rhetorical Q: Why is Twentieth Century Fox called Twentieth Century Fox in the Twenty-First Century?

Q: Why is everything in the future apparently programmed in BASIC? (Robots, Holosheds, etc.?)
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #594 on: 02-16-2005 11:40 »
« Last Edit on: 02-16-2005 11:40 »

A: More esoteric programming languages like C++--++, SanFrancisco-Lisp and JumboJava went out of style around the mid-25th century.  The reason was that a software component for pretty much any conceivable type of operation had already been constructed by the software developers of the previous 500 years.  As a result, new software was simply an amalgamation of these components.  Soon, most software developers lost their jobs because interoperability was so good, and because the average public was able to program their own robots and holo-utilities, because of all of the conveniences made for programming.  Of course, the general public knew very little about advanced programming techniques, so BASIC was an ideal language for them to adopt.  Soon, the tide swept out all the professional programmers, and left an entire population of BASIC-programming laypeople.   Since then, all other languages became obsolete(ly fabulous).  Of course, this all resulted in a lot of bad software, despite the base of good software components to work with.  (Bender's personality software is a good example of this.)

Q:  Which is the dominant operating system of the 30/31st century?
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #595 on: 02-16-2005 15:39 »

A) windows 3.1, of course
Q) where is bill gates in 3000?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #596 on: 02-16-2005 15:55 »

A. Bottom of a landfill.

Q. Where is the nation of French Stereotypes located?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #597 on: 02-16-2005 16:26 »

A:  The Bottom of a landfill.

Q:  Where is the nation of Joe located?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #598 on: 02-16-2005 16:33 »

A: Joe's house

Q: Why does the Professor hate Sweden?
Jaswahhihi

Starship Captain
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« Reply #599 on: 02-16-2005 16:47 »

A: Because they invented Pi Kiea.

Q: Who does the professer really love?
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