Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Reply #480 on:]

A1: He wouldn't love anyone else. He would go insane and go on a mass killing spree in which he would kill millions of humans and a few thousand robots, then he would kill himself. But no one would be injured.

A2: See who be the janitor and have an affair with Scruffy.

Q: Who does Zoidberg love?

[Reply #481 on:]

A. Zoidberg and Hermes have love that dare not speak name.

Q. Why did the Hyperchicken lawyer cross the road?

[Reply #482 on:]

I hate it when people's questions go unasnwered...

   

Originally posted by Philp_J_Fry:
A: The new captain.
Q: If Leela wasn't the captain, who would be?

A:  The auto-pilot would assume leadership of  the ship and crew, since eveyone else is most definitely less qualified.

   

Q. Why did the Hyperchicken lawyer cross the road?

A:  To get to the all-chicken parallel universe (a.k.a. "The Other Side" ).

Q:  Where did Hyperchicken get his law degree?  The name of the school, please.  I want to go there...

[Reply #483 on:]

A: Coney Island College

Q: Why of all foods is the hot dog one of the only foods that hasn't changed?

[Reply #484 on:]

A) because dogs are still the same
Q) where is boe szyslak in 3000?

[Reply #485 on:]

A: well if your talking about "moe" he would be in exactaly the same place as he was 1000 years ago, his bar would still be there and he never would have upgraded for the future.

Q If you were Zoidberg and felt what he felt, who would you like to hurt the most?

[Reply #486 on:]

A. Everyone. I'd pull a impulsive Leela and slaughter everyone.

Q. Why hasnt Nixon's head gotten impeached from office yet?

[Reply #487 on:]

A)  Five words:  Gigantic, Weaponized Robotic Body!...

Q)  What's the fifth word?

[Reply #488 on:]

Bitch

[Reply #489 on:]

You forgot your question..., assuming that was your answer, and not just some random outburst.   

[Reply #490 on:]

A: Bitch? What kind of question is that?

Q: Where Amy got her tattoos from?

[Reply #491 on:]

A: 24^7 Store

Q: What keeps the HGB from just just becoming a pile of sluge?

[Reply #492 on:]

A: He has found a way to conquer gravity and he won't share his secret.

Q: Why did the Omicronians leave their young on their own seperate planet?

[Reply #493 on:]

A: So they don't get woken up in the middle of the night with cries for milk human flesh.

Q: Scaramoosh, scaramoosh, can you do the fandango?

[Reply #494 on:]

A: "No! Godzilla let him go!"
Q: Why are all the neptunian elves gay?

[Reply #495 on:]

A: Because you listen to table reads at night.

Q: How many Martian heiresses does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Reply #496 on:]

A: 1 Mr. Lackey
Q: Whatever did the being of inconceivable horror do with the Milky Way?

[Reply #497 on:]

A. Added it to his ever growing collection of galaxies.

Q. What country invented the Shark-a-pault?

[Reply #498 on:]

A: Canada, I'm not sure why but why not, no one uses Canada.

Q: Why is Clamps so eager to Clamp anything?

[Reply #499 on:]

A. Because he doesn't get many opportunities (he's not really the fembots' robot)
Q. How much did Fishy Joe make off of popplers?

[Reply #500 on:]

A: Less than what macdonalds made of salads.

Q: What other porducts does Pi Kiea make?

[Reply #501 on:]

A) chairs that seem a pi
Q) who are the parents of zapp brannigan?

[Reply #502 on:]

A. A whore and...uh...some guy named Bob. He never really knew his parents, because he was dumped in front of the DOOP headquarters, and that's where he was raised.

Q. What's with that one orphan with an ear on her face?

[Reply #503 on:]

A: She's a mutant.

Q: What would be the parallel Kiff and Amy's relationship like?

[Reply #504 on:]

A) kif is amy's chaffeur, they got together after they ran out of fuel
Q) what is the professor's favourite film?

[Reply #505 on:]

A: 'Pastorama: The Movie'

Q: Whatever happened to Fry's girlfriend?

[Reply #506 on:]

A: See was killed in the crossfire of a horrible assassination attempt by Flexo, that was meant to kill Bender. Flexo then realized he had only bought one bullet and he then gave up and never spoke about it again.

Q: Well we all know about Mom but who would be Dad if there ever was one?

[Reply #507 on:]

A: Al Gore: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Q: How did Momcorp get to be such a huge monopoly?

[Reply #508 on:]

A: Dirty business!

Q: Did Kiff date anyone else before Amy?

[Reply #509 on:]

A: Nope, unless you count his hand.

Q: What woman who even Zapp never try to hit on.

[Reply #510 on:]

lol MrMoose.

A: Martha Stewart.
Q: Why did 'Futurama' take place in the future?

[Reply #511 on:]

A: Because Presentrama sounded horrible.

Q:If Yancy came to the future, would Leela date him?

[Reply #512 on:]

A: No.
Q: What would happen to Donald Trump's hair if his head was put in a jar? ('Futurama' style of course.)

[Reply #513 on:]

A: It would catch on fire and then explode.

Q: How many guys has Amy dated?

[Reply #514 on:]

A: 1,56,7,564,7665,977,586,94,2,000,714,7,54,365,653,5669,6,6,789,352,5,25,345,674,865.1

Q: Why does Leela's cleavage disappear in the last few moments of "I Second That Emotion"?

[Reply #515 on:]

A. Emergency Breast-reduction surgery.

Q. What doctor does Zoidberg go to?

[Reply #516 on:]

A:::::::::::: He goes to DR Phill hof course.

Q::::::::::: Whatz The PE Ship made of ?

[Reply #517 on:]

A: That Animal Veterinenian(sp?), from "I Second That Emotion".
Q: It is fact that the 'J' in Philip J. Fry doesn't stand for 'Jay'. If so, what does it stand for?

[Reply #518 on:]

A.His self,I think

Q.How would a person of zoidburgs race like fry

[Reply #519 on:]

A: Animal like.
Q: <see my previous post>