Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[#480 :]

A1: He wouldn't love anyone else. He would go insane and go on a mass killing spree in which he would kill millions of humans and a few thousand robots, then he would kill himself. But no one would be injured.

A2: See who be the janitor and have an affair with Scruffy.

Q: Who does Zoidberg love?

[#481 :]

A. Zoidberg and Hermes have love that dare not speak name.

Q. Why did the Hyperchicken lawyer cross the road?

[#482 :]

I hate it when people's questions go unasnwered...

   

Originally posted by Philp_J_Fry:
A: The new captain.
Q: If Leela wasn't the captain, who would be?

A:  The auto-pilot would assume leadership of  the ship and crew, since eveyone else is most definitely less qualified.

   

Q. Why did the Hyperchicken lawyer cross the road?

A:  To get to the all-chicken parallel universe (a.k.a. "The Other Side" ).

Q:  Where did Hyperchicken get his law degree?  The name of the school, please.  I want to go there...

[#483 :]

A: Coney Island College

Q: Why of all foods is the hot dog one of the only foods that hasn't changed?

[#484 :]

A) because dogs are still the same
Q) where is boe szyslak in 3000?

[#485 :]

A: well if your talking about "moe" he would be in exactaly the same place as he was 1000 years ago, his bar would still be there and he never would have upgraded for the future.

Q If you were Zoidberg and felt what he felt, who would you like to hurt the most?

[#486 :]

A. Everyone. I'd pull a impulsive Leela and slaughter everyone.

Q. Why hasnt Nixon's head gotten impeached from office yet?

[#487 :]

A)  Five words:  Gigantic, Weaponized Robotic Body!...

Q)  What's the fifth word?

[#488 :]

Bitch

[#489 :]

You forgot your question..., assuming that was your answer, and not just some random outburst.   

[#490 :]

A: Bitch? What kind of question is that?

Q: Where Amy got her tattoos from?

[#491 :]

A: 24^7 Store

Q: What keeps the HGB from just just becoming a pile of sluge?

[#492 :]

A: He has found a way to conquer gravity and he won't share his secret.

Q: Why did the Omicronians leave their young on their own seperate planet?

[#493 :]

A: So they don't get woken up in the middle of the night with cries for milk human flesh.

Q: Scaramoosh, scaramoosh, can you do the fandango?

[#494 :]

A: "No! Godzilla let him go!"
Q: Why are all the neptunian elves gay?

[#495 :]

A: Because you listen to table reads at night.

Q: How many Martian heiresses does it take to change a lightbulb?

[#496 :]

A: 1 Mr. Lackey
Q: Whatever did the being of inconceivable horror do with the Milky Way?

[#497 :]

A. Added it to his ever growing collection of galaxies.

Q. What country invented the Shark-a-pault?

[#498 :]

A: Canada, I'm not sure why but why not, no one uses Canada.

Q: Why is Clamps so eager to Clamp anything?

[#499 :]

A. Because he doesn't get many opportunities (he's not really the fembots' robot)
Q. How much did Fishy Joe make off of popplers?

[#500 :]

A: Less than what macdonalds made of salads.

Q: What other porducts does Pi Kiea make?

[#501 :]

A) chairs that seem a pi
Q) who are the parents of zapp brannigan?

[#502 :]

A. A whore and...uh...some guy named Bob. He never really knew his parents, because he was dumped in front of the DOOP headquarters, and that's where he was raised.

Q. What's with that one orphan with an ear on her face?

[#503 :]

A: She's a mutant.

Q: What would be the parallel Kiff and Amy's relationship like?

[#504 :]

A) kif is amy's chaffeur, they got together after they ran out of fuel
Q) what is the professor's favourite film?

[#505 :]

A: 'Pastorama: The Movie'

Q: Whatever happened to Fry's girlfriend?

[#506 :]

A: See was killed in the crossfire of a horrible assassination attempt by Flexo, that was meant to kill Bender. Flexo then realized he had only bought one bullet and he then gave up and never spoke about it again.

Q: Well we all know about Mom but who would be Dad if there ever was one?

[#507 :]

A: Al Gore: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Q: How did Momcorp get to be such a huge monopoly?

[#508 :]

A: Dirty business!

Q: Did Kiff date anyone else before Amy?

[#509 :]

A: Nope, unless you count his hand.

Q: What woman who even Zapp never try to hit on.

[#510 :]

lol MrMoose.

A: Martha Stewart.
Q: Why did 'Futurama' take place in the future?

[#511 :]

A: Because Presentrama sounded horrible.

Q:If Yancy came to the future, would Leela date him?

[#512 :]

A: No.
Q: What would happen to Donald Trump's hair if his head was put in a jar? ('Futurama' style of course.)

[#513 :]

A: It would catch on fire and then explode.

Q: How many guys has Amy dated?

[#514 :]

A: 1,56,7,564,7665,977,586,94,2,000,714,7,54,365,653,5669,6,6,789,352,5,25,345,674,865.1

Q: Why does Leela's cleavage disappear in the last few moments of "I Second That Emotion"?

[#515 :]

A. Emergency Breast-reduction surgery.

Q. What doctor does Zoidberg go to?

[#516 :]

A:::::::::::: He goes to DR Phill hof course.

Q::::::::::: Whatz The PE Ship made of ?

[#517 :]

A: That Animal Veterinenian(sp?), from "I Second That Emotion".
Q: It is fact that the 'J' in Philip J. Fry doesn't stand for 'Jay'. If so, what does it stand for?

[#518 :]

A.His self,I think

Q.How would a person of zoidburgs race like fry

[#519 :]

A: Animal like.
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