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VelourFog

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« #40 : 03-25-2001 21:54 »

[START OF EDIT BY MARC]
Sorry for abusing your post Velour, but i think its quite usefull to have a summary of the last page at the top of the next, your text is below that:
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One day Kif went into a special shop to buy something special for amy. Once he realized that he didn't have enough money to buy it. So he went to a soup kitchen and drowned himself in a bowl of chicken soup which tasted very much like Neptunian slug. But then it happened, Kif went and complained to the manager. The manager said "Oh! A complainer huh!" Then he went and got his shrinker and pointed it at Kif. Then Kif looked at him and said "Not in the face!" So the manager aimed it at the guy standing next to him. However, he happened to be Zapp Brannigan! Zapp was just back from his victory over the Chicken-Men of Sandurz-11. When he saw the gun aimed at him, Zapp farted in nervousness, which was also his secret weapon unknown to his enemies. Zapp then tried holding Kif in front of him as a shield. Kif sighed, and somehow kicked Zapp in Little Zapp, causing him to double over in pain and whimper like a little schoolgirl. Kif took pity on him, and picked him back up on to his feet and said "Its ok, lets be frinds". So Zapp said "hats it you are going to Jail". And then Zap found the nearest peace officer (who happened to be a chick) and said "I find the most errotic part of the woman is the boobies". The she "Why thank you." And Zapp then said If I said you had a beautiful body would you take off your pants and dance around?" The officer then hit Zapp with her strappy high heel. It turns out she was really a stripper that Zapp went to highscool with. So then Zapp told her about his slaughter of the Lilliputians of the mini-galaxy. When suddenly, Fry asked, "how did i get here?" The stripper who was named Sweet Fanny Adams, took a look at Fry and said "you did it all wrong kryten". And Fry says, "My name's not Kryten", and he gets smacked by the Velour Fog because he is still not doing it right. Kif then uses the oppurtunity to escape, and runs down the street screaming. Zapp, Fry, and the stripper decide to go for a jaunty stroll in the park. On the way to the park they saw a huge meteor made of garbage plummeting owards the earth. Zapp then announced that Kif was now in charge. Zapp ran away screaming like a little girl leaving Kif and Fry to warn the rest of NNYC of the impending doom. Kif and Fry decide that the first person to be told should be...
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[END OF EDIT BY MARC]

Leela.  Kif was telling her all about what Zapp had been doing, until, finally....

[This message has been edited by [-mArc-] (edited March 26, 2001).]
edeltraut

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« #41 : 03-25-2001 22:02 »

Professor Farnsworth interrupted their conversation.  "Good news, everybody, ...
VelourFog

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« #42 : 03-25-2001 22:06 »

We've already had a big ball of garbage!  I'll just use my newly invented fastforwardamajig and..."
edeltraut

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« #43 : 03-25-2001 22:10 »

get us all past this disaster!"  Farnsworth started to set the machine up, but then Fry accidentally spilled his can of Slurm onto the control panel and said....
VelourFog

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« #44 : 03-25-2001 22:14 »

"Wow that control panel was all like fizzle boosh kraack boom!  Hey Leela, since we might die trying to save the Earth why dont we...
Kryten

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« #45 : 03-25-2001 22:14 »

..."Oops! My bad." He reached over to...
edeltraut

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« #46 : 03-25-2001 22:17 »

buy some internet stock or join the Reform Party?"  "But wait," said the Professor, "this might still be functional - let me just press this button and...
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« #47 : 03-25-2001 22:17 »

 
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Originally posted by VelourFog:
"Wow that control panel was all like fizzle boosh kraack boom!  Hey Leela, since we might die trying to save the Earth why dont we...

eat some Admiral Crunch off the top off my head?  Leela sighed, said "no, you idiot," and
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« #48 : 03-25-2001 22:19 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixon+Morbo=???:
eat some Admiral Crunch off the top off my head?  Leela sighed, said "no, you idiot," and


Then thought she saw herself down the street.  "That must be a parallel dimension," she realized, and
VelourFog

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« #49 : 03-25-2001 22:24 »

 
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Originally posted by edeltraut:
buy some internet stock or join the Reform Party?"  "But wait," said the Professor, "this might still be functional - let me just press this button and...

... he pressed the button and suddenly everything moved very fast.  Once the garbage ball had been safely blown up he...


<note to boys.  stop being so dumb, if you are gonna play do it right.  nixorbo, no posting 2x in a row>

edeltraut

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« #50 : 03-25-2001 22:26 »

tried to press the Stop button, but it was stuck thanks to the spilled Slurm.  "This is terrible," he yelled, "our only hope is to....
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« #51 : 03-25-2001 22:28 »

 
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Originally posted by VelourFog:

<note to boys.  stop being so dumb, if you are gonna play do it right.  nixorbo, no posting 2x in a row>


Sorry, posted and then noticed that there were two storylines, so I felt the need to explain that away . . .anyway,
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Sometimes I think the surest proof that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. Bill Watterson

[This message has been edited by Nixon+Morbo=??? (edited March 26, 2001).]
VelourFog

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« #52 : 03-25-2001 22:32 »

 
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Originally posted by edeltraut:
tried to press the Stop button, but it was stuck thanks to the spilled Slurm.  "This is terrible," he yelled, "our only hope is to....

Sacrifice someone to the trash god.  Now we need to find someone who

<nixorbo, try to stay with us here>
edeltraut

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« #53 : 03-25-2001 22:34 »

he deems worthy."  Just then Fry grabbed a lever, throwing the machine into reverse and
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« #54 : 03-25-2001 22:35 »

overloading the time circuits.  Time froze, and the Professor
VelourFog

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« #55 : 03-25-2001 22:41 »

also froze (In fact, everything froze, in a very boring way).  So everything was sitting around not moving when.....
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« #56 : 03-25-2001 23:05 »

A quantum fluctuation caused Fry to fall over, break the machine, and cause time to return to normal. "Now that that's over," the Professor said,"I have a delivery for you to . . ."
Kryten

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« #57 : 03-25-2001 23:34 »

"... The planet of the Grapes!" So Bender said...
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« #58 : 03-25-2001 23:39 »

"I hear they have good wine there."  Fry asked, "What's the delivery," and the Professor replied

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Nice sig, Kryte

[This message has been edited by Nixon+Morbo=??? (edited March 26, 2001).]
VelourFog

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« #59 : 03-25-2001 23:40 »

<whoops>

[This message has been edited by VelourFog (edited March 26, 2001).]
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« #60 : 03-25-2001 23:45 »

<Interjection>
People are going to have a FUN time tomorrow trying to get through all this stuff
Also, thanks for the edit, VF

</Interjection>
VelourFog

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« #61 : 03-25-2001 23:47 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixon+Morbo=???:
<Interjection>
People are going to have a FUN time tomorrow trying to get through all this stuff
Also, thanks for the edit, VF

</Interjection>



No problem, i know when i'm beat
Kryten

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« #62 : 03-25-2001 23:56 »

... "We're actually picking up something there. We're picking up..."

(Thanks, Nix.)
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« #63 : 03-26-2001 00:08 »

the strongest wine ever made.  It's so strong, that it can . . ."

iZac

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« #64 : 03-26-2001 01:16 »

beat gumburcules in a fight!" so they run off to find this legendary gumburcules and...
rach_the_tall

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« #65 : 03-26-2001 01:45 »

 
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Originally posted by iZac:
beat gumburcules in a fight!" so they run off to find this legendary gumburcules and...


..decided that indeed, it was a very silly idea. So Fry and bender..

Kif

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« #66 : 03-26-2001 05:24 »

Go to the nearest bar...
[-mArc-]

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« #67 : 03-26-2001 05:28 »

*slaps kIff*
1) end one sentence, start one sentence ...
2) stick to simple past!

Triple H

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« #68 : 03-26-2001 05:34 »

...Prof. Farnsworth. Who then
[-mArc-]

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« #69 : 03-26-2001 05:51 »

*slaps Triple H*

dont just end any sentence, but the one above!

So Fry and bender Prof. Farnsworth. ???
Go to the nearest bar Prof. Farnsworth. ???

I propose we start over at
 
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rach_the_tall:..decided that indeed, it was a very silly idea. So Fry and bender..

Femputer

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« #70 : 03-26-2001 05:53 »

...gets Kif Drunk, and Bender + Fry steal Kifs personal posessions. Kif wakes up and...
Kif

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« #71 : 03-26-2001 06:08 »

...discovers he is in the middle of Mexico...
Femputer

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« #72 : 03-26-2001 06:11 »

..where cries out loud and screams, which is really rather annoying, (same old Kif).Then...
Kif

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« #73 : 03-26-2001 06:12 »

...he hears the faint sound of the Planet Express spaceship. Coming to rescue him...
Femputer

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« #74 : 03-26-2001 06:15 »

...He cries out help but the planet express just zooms back (as it has been taken over by evil blood sucking aliens). Afterwards...
Kif

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« #75 : 03-26-2001 06:16 »

...Kif decides to try to hitch a lift to the border, but no-one wanted to pick him up. So he...
VelourFog

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« #76 : 03-26-2001 06:17 »

<sigh>
Femputer

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« #77 : 03-26-2001 06:17 »

...found a lost penguin, who knew the way back home. So Kif...
Radijs

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« #78 : 03-26-2001 06:20 »

...decided to call amy for help. But unfortunately....
Kif

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« #79 : 03-26-2001 06:25 »

...Amy was in a nightclub and wasn't home to answer. So Kif followed the penguin...
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