Lets play a game

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guess i have to abuse that chicken 
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..got hit over the head repeatedly, by Benders beer bottles! Kif then laid in a ditch until he regained conscienceness. He got up, and looked around for Fry and the rest of the gang. He spotted Fry across the street pointing the F-ray at stuff. Fry pointed it at Zoidberg, and found that he had a huge stash of money in his pocket having just won the lottery. He went over to Zoidy and gave him a gum wrapper and said "I'll trade you this gum wrapper for all that dirty money." Then Zoidberg replied by saying "You can't take advantage of me that easy. Give me TWO gum wrappers and a party-sized barrel of gerbils, hamsters, and guinea pigs." Bender said, "No problem!" He then went off in search of a pet store that was known for it's delicious monkeys. Once there the clerk went straight to the snack section and picked out the bigest barrel there. "That will do quite nicely," said Zoidberg, and they exchange the barrels for the money. But, then, Bender noticed that the money was counterfeit. So Bender said if you don't get down on your knees RIGHT NOW, and bite my shiny metal ass, i'll have to host myself a little lobster boil." So Zoidberg reaches into his coat and pulled out a small microwave. Bender then cooked some Hot Pockets. Zoidberg and Bender were sitting down to enjoy them when Bender remembered the conterfeit money. He got up, and Said to Zoidberg "Let's party", so they wnet out on the night of the town, the next morring Bender and Zoidberg woke up in a shock and found out that they had have now more money than they already had! But, in fact, they have now cruzeiros zangabulaneses, that are worth 38 cents at the current exchange rate. Bender takes the money and spends it all on beer. Leela (who hasn't come up once so far) finds out and she ask bender if she can have some money for a martini. But Bender, being outraged by this request, told her "Bite my red hot glowing ass." Bender then looked at his ass, and said "Excuse me a minute". He dunked his ass in a bucket of fuel, thinking it was ordinary water, and his body exploded, his head being expelled in Leela's direction and hitting her so hard that it broke her neck. Bender saw all his money destroyed in the explosion, Leela nearly dead, a message being worth five pages turning everything upside down, and said Bender help me, then everything was black. The next thing Leela woke up and saw two doctors looking her her. The Doctors said that we couldn't save her then she said how is she still alive, they said that we put her brain in a robot's body, "No" Leela crys, "what about Bender" "Right here" she hears Bender's voice" your in my body" "Arrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhh" Leela screamed then realized modern medicine was so advanced even Zoidberg, the lovable loser quack physician, could stitch her back together. She picked up her body, and just then realized today's sunday and april 1st to boot, so she would not be able to get a physician and, worse, perhaps she could be victim of a doctor's april fools prank. Just then Fry came through the door, saw Leela's uncouncious body in Bender's arms, remembered that 'lic' site from the 20th century, and Fry: what's this are you two having an afair. Bender: of course not meat brain, anyway you failed on her. Fry: That's it I'll take you on now outside robot. Leela: Guys don't fight. But Bender and Fry went outside and start to fight Leela Eats a bagel and watches the fight... Fry has a giant can opener and is chasing Bender around. All of the sudden Bender starts have flashbacks from the war, he thinks he has a gun, so he rushes Fry. Fry being a grade A dumbass thinks he DOES have a gun, so he runs into Leela, breaking her neck in three places, the ambulance comes and rushes her to the hospital where an incompetant nurse Helps Leela alot, now shes fit and well but not well enough to go to work so Farnsworth would have to pick a new Captain. The Captain he chose is Hermes, for his success as captain while Leela, Bender, and Fry were fired before. "I have a delivery, as it happens," Said the Professor, "It's to . . ." Uranus." Bender replied by saying "Where?" The Professor then remembered that astronomers changed the name to Urectum, and corrected himself, saying "...Urectum. There, you'll be delivering..."
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...this bag of very old squirrels. Bender blinked, "Hey, why are they..."

Happy April Fools Day.

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"... all wearing tuxedos?" So the Professor says...

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"They're my latest experiment.  I'm trying to find out . . . "

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"... if squirrels can be trained as butlers. According to my theory..."

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"... they can't carry drinks very well, but their tails make a very good cheese carrier." Then...

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...Bender says "Is that Leela back?" Everybody looks at where he´s pointing, and then Bender stole one of the squirrels, planning...

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to train it to steal booze and pick people's pockets.  The Professor went over and greeted the coat rack pointed at, saying "Leela, you look fitter than even," and . . .

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<Come on, somebody continue the story!>

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<no>

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<Please?>

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...Leela (lookin´like a coat-rack because of her accident)started to dance and jump around,because of a serious pain in her ass,coming from a pocket-picking squirrel,that had discovered Leela´s...

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"Now Zoidberg´s the popular one!"
"Yes,let´s all talk to Zoidberg.."

I like to save the Day. 

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<sorry to interrupt,but how does this weired
 time thingy work?my last post is from April 04, 2001 07:43 AM and the post before by Nixon+Morbo=??? is from April 04, 2001 12:57 AM  >

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<
faulty non-military time system.
peel is now obeying military time which all space ship captains would appriciate anyway 
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that had discovered leelas...

... horrific sscret. It turns out she...

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... wasn't actually Leela. She was actually a...

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sexxy fembot.  Her sexxiness was only enhanced when she started shooting lasers from her eyes, causing Fry to

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... do something embarrassing to his pants. Hermes saved the day by...

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... using his bureaucrat machine-gun in the fembot and taking away her Zip Disk, with her memory and root programs. He replaced it with a security copy of Bender's disk, what made her...

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Never mind[

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Originally posted by RnCassidy:
... using his bureaucrat machine-gun in the fembot and taking away her Zip Disk, with her memory and root programs. He replaced it with a security copy of Bender's disk, what made her...

...exactly like Bender. Bender then drooled over his new found love and...

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was shocked when she exploded; Bender's programming shorting out her circuitry.  The Professor said, "Now that that's over, you need to make this delivery, or else . . ."

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"...you get caught in the black hole of doom in the centre of the galaxy. All black holes have names like that in the galaxy of terror."

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Leela said, "Professor, Urectum isn't in the galaxy of terror, it's in this solar sytems, and the nearest black hole is the one Brannigan crashed the Titanic into."  "Oh yes," the professor said, "What I meant to say was . . ."

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"...Hey, when did you get back?" Leela said that she was...

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Originally posted by ChiefBunghole:
<sorry to interrupt,but how does this weired
 time thingy work?my last post is from April 04, 2001 07:43 AM and the post before by Nixon+Morbo=??? is from April 04, 2001 12:57 AM    >

Believe it or not, but 12:57 AM is the same as 00:57 AM

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Originally posted by Ricky:
Believe it or not, but 12:57 AM is the same as 00:57 AM

yup...ant to continue the story...

...busy helping Fry get back his manhood. Poor Fry, was totally clueless when she...

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found it lying in the street.  "Get going!"  shouted the Professor, and . . .

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...then Mom walked by. She got suspicious and asked Fry...

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how about a quicky? Fry gave her a strange look and said...

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'Hey, you've got weasels on your face.' The weasels were after Amy's... (please let it be the word I'm thinking of...)

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(I'm moving this thread to Fan Fiction/Art)

...jar of peanut butter (everyone knows weasels love peanut butter). Thinking quickly, Amy threw it at...

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Now this seriously qualifies under one of the bizarrest post I've ever come across, long may it continue   

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...Fry, because dammit, those weasels were a  fashion statement! (They say 'Hey, look at these weasels.') Then Zoidberg walked in and...

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...said "Weasels AND peanut butter! A feast for Zoidberg!" He puled out his...

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(Let's see. how can I screw with this thing even more?)
...laser gun that he borrowed from Leela, because he prefers dead food. Amy realized what was about to happen and...

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...threw a bigger jar of peanut butter at Cubert and yelled "Come and get it!" Cubert screamed and ran away, heading toward...

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...a strip joint. While on his way there he met...

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Morbo, who yelled "Die, pathetic human!" He whipped out a...

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A large trout and smacked the weasels, and in the process, Cubert several times, out cold.  Everybody cheered, and . . .

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...Morbo yelled, "Party at my place!" And everyone headed over to Morbo's, where...