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Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #80 on: 03-26-2001 07:24 »

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Abusing time  :)

Summary for Page 2:

Kif and Fry decide that the first person to be told should be Leela. Kif was telling her all about what Zapp had been doing, until, finally Professor Farnsworth interrupted their conversation. "Good news, everybody We've already had a big ball of garbage! I'll just use my newly invented fastforwardamajig and get us all past this disaster!" Farnsworth started to set the machine up, but then Fry accidentally spilled his can of Slurm onto the control panel and said "Wow that control panel was all like fizzle boosh kraack boom! Hey Leela, since we might die trying to save the Earth why dont we buy some internet stock or join the Reform Party?" "But wait," said the Professor, "this might still be functional - let me just press this button and he pressed the button and suddenly everything moved very fast. Once the garbage ball had been safely blown up he tried to press the Stop button, but it was stuck thanks to the spilled Slurm. "This is terrible," he yelled, "our only hope is to Sacrifice someone to the trash go . Now we need to find someone who he deems worthy." Just then Fry grabbed a lever, throwing the machine into reverse and overloading the time circuits. Time froze, and the Professor also froze (In fact, everything froze, in a very boring way). So everything was sitting around not moving when A quantum fluctuation caused Fry to fall over, break the machine, and cause time to return to normal.  "Now that that's over," the Professor said,"I have a delivery for you to The planet of the Grapes!" So Bender said "I hear they have good wine there." Fry asked, "What's the delivery," and the Professor replied "We're actually picking up something there. We're picking up the strongest wine ever made. It's so strong, that it can beat gumburcules in a fight!" so they run off to find this legendary gumburcules and decided that indeed, it was a very silly idea. So Fry and bender gets Kif Drunk, and Bender + Fry steal Kifs personal posessions. Kif wakes up and discovers he is in the middle of Mexico where cries out loud and screams, which is really rather annoying, (same old Kif). Then he hears the faint sound of the Planet Express spaceship. Coming to rescue him He cries out help but the planet express just zooms back (as it has been taken over by evil blood sucking aliens). Afterwards Kif decides to try to hitch a lift to the border, but no-one wanted to pick him up. So he found a lost penguin, who knew the way back home. So Kif decided to call amy for help. But unfortunately Amy was in a nightclub and wasn't home to answer. So Kif followed the penguin ...
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who was really Bender in a tux, to the nearest town and tubey thing.  From there, he
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #81 on: 03-26-2001 09:56 »

<Interjection>
All hail mArc and his efficient German summarizing
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« Reply #82 on: 03-26-2001 12:14 »

..got hit over the head repeatedly, by Benders beer bottles! Kif then...
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #83 on: 03-26-2001 12:33 »

laid in a ditch until he regained conscienceness.  He got up, and
VelourFog

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« Reply #84 on: 03-26-2001 15:14 »

looked around for Fry and the rest of the gang.  He spotted Fry across the street.....
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #85 on: 03-26-2001 17:16 »

pointing the F-ray at stuff.  Fry pointed it at
hangman3k

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« Reply #86 on: 03-26-2001 17:35 »

Zoidberg, and found that he had a huge stash of money in his pocket having just won the lottery. He went over to Zoidy and...
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« Reply #87 on: 03-26-2001 18:27 »

 
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Originally posted by hangman3k:
Zoidberg, and found that he had a huge stash of money in his pocket having just won the lottery. He went over to Zoidy and...


...gave him a gum wrapper and said "I'll trade you this gum wrapper for all that dirty money." Then Zoidberg replied by...
Kryten

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« Reply #88 on: 03-26-2001 18:55 »

...saying "You can't take advantage of me that easy. Give me TWO gum wrappers and a..."
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #89 on: 03-26-2001 19:05 »

party-sized barrel of gerbils, hamsters, and guinea pigs."  Bender said,
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« Reply #90 on: 03-26-2001 22:27 »

"No problem!"  He then went off in search of a pet store that...
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« Reply #91 on: 03-27-2001 12:00 »

<moved to general board>

... was known for it's delicious monkeys. Once there the clerk went straight ...
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #92 on: 03-27-2001 12:02 »

to the snack section and picked out the bigest barrel there.  "That will do quite nicely," said Zoidberg, and . . .
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« Reply #93 on: 03-27-2001 16:52 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixon+Morbo=???:
to the snack section and picked out the bigest barrel there.  "That will do quite nicely," said Zoidberg, and . . .


... they exchange the barrels for the money. But, then, Bender noticed that the money...

Kryten

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« Reply #94 on: 03-27-2001 18:31 »

... was counterfeit. So Bender said...
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« Reply #95 on: 03-27-2001 19:03 »

...if you don't get down on your knees RIGHT NOW, and bite my shiny metal ass, i'll have to...
Kryten

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« Reply #96 on: 03-27-2001 21:04 »

"... host myself a little lobster boil." So Zoidberg reaches into his coat and...
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #97 on: 03-27-2001 21:19 »

pulled out a small microwave.  Bender
VelourFog

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« Reply #98 on: 03-27-2001 21:23 »

then cooked some Hot Pockets.  Zoidberg and Bender were sitting down to enjoy them when

[This message has been edited by VelourFog (edited March 28, 2001).]
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #99 on: 03-28-2001 10:36 »

Bender remembered the conterfeit money.  He got up, and
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« Reply #100 on: 03-28-2001 13:57 »

Said to Zoidberg "Let's party", so they wnet out on the night of the town, the next morring Bender and Zoidberg woke up in a shock and found out that they.......

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« Reply #101 on: 03-28-2001 18:17 »

...had have now more money than they already had! But, in fact, they have now cruzeiros zangabulaneses, that are worth...
Kryten

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« Reply #102 on: 03-28-2001 19:15 »

...38 cents at the current exchange rate. Bender takes the money and...
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« Reply #103 on: 03-29-2001 02:05 »

spends it all on beer. Leela (who hasn't come up once so far) finds out and she.....
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« Reply #104 on: 03-29-2001 15:17 »

Ask Bender if she can have some money for.......
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« Reply #105 on: 03-29-2001 17:33 »

 
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Originally posted by Juliet:
Ask Bender if she can have some money for.......


ok juliet, since you're new at this i'll explain it to you...what you do is end the last person's sentence and begin a new sentence...so you could say:

...ask bender if she can have some money for a martini. But Bender, being outraged by this request, told her...
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #106 on: 03-29-2001 18:43 »

"Bite my red hot glowing ass."  Bender then looked at his ass, and
Kryten

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« Reply #107 on: 03-29-2001 20:06 »

said "Excuse me a minute". He dunked his ass in a bucket of...
Leandro

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« Reply #108 on: 03-30-2001 21:08 »

...fuel, thinking it was ordinary water, and his body exploded, his head being expelled in Leela's direction and hitting her so hard that it broke her neck. Bender saw all his money destroyed in the explosion, Leela <b>nearly</b> dead, a message being worth five pages turning everything upside down, and said...

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<i>Kill All Humans</i>
Juliet

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« Reply #109 on: 03-31-2001 13:49 »

Bender help me, then everything was black. The next thing Leela woke up and saw two doctors looking her her. The Doctors said that we couldn't save her then she said how is she still alive, they said that we put her brain in a robot's body, "No" Leela crys, "what about Bender" "Right here" she hears Bender's voice" your in my body" "Arrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhh" Leela screamed then......
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #110 on: 03-31-2001 23:56 »

realized modern medicine was so advanced even Zoidberg, the lovable loser quack physician, could stitch her back together.  She picked up her body, and . . .
Leandro

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« Reply #111 on: 04-01-2001 00:18 »

...just then realized today's sunday and april 1st to boot, so she would not be able to get a physician and, worse, perhaps she could be victim of a doctor's april fools prank. Just then Fry came through the door, saw Leela's uncouncious body in Bender's arms, remembered that 'lic' site from the 20th century, and...
Juliet

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« Reply #112 on: 04-01-2001 13:06 »

Fry: what's this are you two having an afair. Bender: of course not meat brain, anyway you failed on her. Fry: That's it I'll take you on now outside robot. Leela: Guys don't fight.

But Bender and Fry went outside and start to fight Leea....
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« Reply #113 on: 04-01-2001 13:25 »

Eats a bagel and watches the fight... Fry has a giant can opener and is chasing Bender around. All of the sudden Bender starts have flashbacks from the war, he thinks he has a gun, so he rushes Fry. Fry being a grade A dumbass thinks he DOES have a gun, so he runs into Leela, breaking her neck in three places, the ambulance comes and rushes her to the hospital where an incompetant nurse...
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #114 on: 04-01-2001 13:57 »

Who wants to fix that plot hole?
Juliet

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« Reply #115 on: 04-01-2001 14:22 »

Helps Leela alot, now shes fit and well but not well enough to go to work so Farnsworth would have to pick a new Captain. The Captain he chose is.....
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #116 on: 04-01-2001 14:56 »

<Nicely done, Juliet>

Hermes, for his success as captain while Leela, Bender, and Fry were fired before.  "I have a delivery, as it happens,"  Said the Professor, "It's to . . ."
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« Reply #117 on: 04-01-2001 17:16 »

...Uranus." Bender replied by saying...
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #118 on: 04-01-2001 17:33 »

"Where?"  The Professor then remembered that astronomers changed the name to Urectum, and corrected himself, saying . . .
Kryten

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« Reply #119 on: 04-01-2001 20:06 »

"...Urectum. There, you'll be delivering..."
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