Lets play a game

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Abusing time 

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Kif and Fry decide that the first person to be told should be Leela. Kif was telling her all about what Zapp had been doing, until, finally Professor Farnsworth interrupted their conversation. "Good news, everybody We've already had a big ball of garbage! I'll just use my newly invented fastforwardamajig and get us all past this disaster!" Farnsworth started to set the machine up, but then Fry accidentally spilled his can of Slurm onto the control panel and said "Wow that control panel was all like fizzle boosh kraack boom! Hey Leela, since we might die trying to save the Earth why dont we buy some internet stock or join the Reform Party?" "But wait," said the Professor, "this might still be functional - let me just press this button and he pressed the button and suddenly everything moved very fast. Once the garbage ball had been safely blown up he tried to press the Stop button, but it was stuck thanks to the spilled Slurm. "This is terrible," he yelled, "our only hope is to Sacrifice someone to the trash go . Now we need to find someone who he deems worthy." Just then Fry grabbed a lever, throwing the machine into reverse and overloading the time circuits. Time froze, and the Professor also froze (In fact, everything froze, in a very boring way). So everything was sitting around not moving when A quantum fluctuation caused Fry to fall over, break the machine, and cause time to return to normal.  "Now that that's over," the Professor said,"I have a delivery for you to The planet of the Grapes!" So Bender said "I hear they have good wine there." Fry asked, "What's the delivery," and the Professor replied "We're actually picking up something there. We're picking up the strongest wine ever made. It's so strong, that it can beat gumburcules in a fight!" so they run off to find this legendary gumburcules and decided that indeed, it was a very silly idea. So Fry and bender gets Kif Drunk, and Bender + Fry steal Kifs personal posessions. Kif wakes up and discovers he is in the middle of Mexico where cries out loud and screams, which is really rather annoying, (same old Kif). Then he hears the faint sound of the Planet Express spaceship. Coming to rescue him He cries out help but the planet express just zooms back (as it has been taken over by evil blood sucking aliens). Afterwards Kif decides to try to hitch a lift to the border, but no-one wanted to pick him up. So he found a lost penguin, who knew the way back home. So Kif decided to call amy for help. But unfortunately Amy was in a nightclub and wasn't home to answer. So Kif followed the penguin ...
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who was really Bender in a tux, to the nearest town and tubey thing.  From there, he

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All hail mArc and his efficient German summarizing
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..got hit over the head repeatedly, by Benders beer bottles! Kif then...

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laid in a ditch until he regained conscienceness.  He got up, and

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looked around for Fry and the rest of the gang.  He spotted Fry across the street.....

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pointing the F-ray at stuff.  Fry pointed it at

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Zoidberg, and found that he had a huge stash of money in his pocket having just won the lottery. He went over to Zoidy and...

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Originally posted by hangman3k:
Zoidberg, and found that he had a huge stash of money in his pocket having just won the lottery. He went over to Zoidy and...

...gave him a gum wrapper and said "I'll trade you this gum wrapper for all that dirty money." Then Zoidberg replied by...

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...saying "You can't take advantage of me that easy. Give me TWO gum wrappers and a..."

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party-sized barrel of gerbils, hamsters, and guinea pigs."  Bender said,

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"No problem!"  He then went off in search of a pet store that...

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<moved to general board>

... was known for it's delicious monkeys. Once there the clerk went straight ...

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to the snack section and picked out the bigest barrel there.  "That will do quite nicely," said Zoidberg, and . . .

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Originally posted by Nixon+Morbo=???:
to the snack section and picked out the bigest barrel there.  "That will do quite nicely," said Zoidberg, and . . .

... they exchange the barrels for the money. But, then, Bender noticed that the money...

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... was counterfeit. So Bender said...

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...if you don't get down on your knees RIGHT NOW, and bite my shiny metal ass, i'll have to...

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"... host myself a little lobster boil." So Zoidberg reaches into his coat and...

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pulled out a small microwave.  Bender

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then cooked some Hot Pockets.  Zoidberg and Bender were sitting down to enjoy them when

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Bender remembered the conterfeit money.  He got up, and

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Said to Zoidberg "Let's party", so they wnet out on the night of the town, the next morring Bender and Zoidberg woke up in a shock and found out that they.......

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...had have now more money than they already had! But, in fact, they have now cruzeiros zangabulaneses, that are worth...

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...38 cents at the current exchange rate. Bender takes the money and...

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spends it all on beer. Leela (who hasn't come up once so far) finds out and she.....

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Ask Bender if she can have some money for.......

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Originally posted by Juliet:
Ask Bender if she can have some money for.......

ok juliet, since you're new at this i'll explain it to you...what you do is end the last person's sentence and begin a new sentence...so you could say:

...ask bender if she can have some money for a martini. But Bender, being outraged by this request, told her...

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"Bite my red hot glowing ass."  Bender then looked at his ass, and

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said "Excuse me a minute". He dunked his ass in a bucket of...

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...fuel, thinking it was ordinary water, and his body exploded, his head being expelled in Leela's direction and hitting her so hard that it broke her neck. Bender saw all his money destroyed in the explosion, Leela <b>nearly</b> dead, a message being worth five pages turning everything upside down, and said...

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<i>Kill All Humans</i>

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Bender help me, then everything was black. The next thing Leela woke up and saw two doctors looking her her. The Doctors said that we couldn't save her then she said how is she still alive, they said that we put her brain in a robot's body, "No" Leela crys, "what about Bender" "Right here" she hears Bender's voice" your in my body" "Arrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhh" Leela screamed then......

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realized modern medicine was so advanced even Zoidberg, the lovable loser quack physician, could stitch her back together.  She picked up her body, and . . .

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...just then realized today's sunday and april 1st to boot, so she would not be able to get a physician and, worse, perhaps she could be victim of a doctor's april fools prank. Just then Fry came through the door, saw Leela's uncouncious body in Bender's arms, remembered that 'lic' site from the 20th century, and...

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Fry: what's this are you two having an afair. Bender: of course not meat brain, anyway you failed on her. Fry: That's it I'll take you on now outside robot. Leela: Guys don't fight.

But Bender and Fry went outside and start to fight Leea....

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Eats a bagel and watches the fight... Fry has a giant can opener and is chasing Bender around. All of the sudden Bender starts have flashbacks from the war, he thinks he has a gun, so he rushes Fry. Fry being a grade A dumbass thinks he DOES have a gun, so he runs into Leela, breaking her neck in three places, the ambulance comes and rushes her to the hospital where an incompetant nurse...

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Who wants to fix that plot hole?

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Helps Leela alot, now shes fit and well but not well enough to go to work so Farnsworth would have to pick a new Captain. The Captain he chose is.....

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<Nicely done, Juliet>

Hermes, for his success as captain while Leela, Bender, and Fry were fired before.  "I have a delivery, as it happens,"  Said the Professor, "It's to . . ."

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...Uranus." Bender replied by saying...

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"Where?"  The Professor then remembered that astronomers changed the name to Urectum, and corrected himself, saying . . .

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"...Urectum. There, you'll be delivering..."