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John F. Zoidberg

« Reply #360 on: 01-29-2014 16:47 »
« Last Edit on: 01-29-2014 16:53 »

A Boil in the Polls
Leela lances Susan Boil off, and she is preserved by Bender in a jar as a joke. Upon delivery to the Head Museum, Susan makes friends with the head of the real Susan Boyle, and the two plot through song to overthrow Richard Nixon's head. Meanwhile, Fry finds a fossilized Lrrr in a museum, and wonders how it happened. The mystery is revealed through Cubert singing.

Kentucky Fry Chicken
The crew make a delivery of chicken to KFC, but Bender locks Fry in with the chicken as a joke. When they get there, they find out that Fry ate all the chicken, and upon attempting to explain, find out they don't need to, when Fry is abducted by the teenage employees and made into several KFC meals. Everyone laughs and eats what's left of Fry, while "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head" plays in the background. Then they all commit suicide.

Starship Captain
« Reply #361 on: 03-08-2014 23:55 »

Richard & Me
Micah Moore (Michael Moore's distant relative) decides to make a movie exposing Nixon and Zapp for the terrible people that they truly are.  Nixon is impeached and replaced by Barack Obama's head (an attempt to be more topical) and Zapp is no longer taken seriously as a war hero and is no longer a part of DOOP.  Nixon and Zapp get back at Micah by making a show called "Rough Park" where they cruelly and ruthlessly humiliate him, and ruin his reputation.  Zapp and Nixon are still jobless and take up a job at The Beast with Two Bucks.
Inquisitor Hein
Liquid Emperor
« Reply #362 on: 03-09-2014 02:40 »

^ "Rough Park" ...that plot has indeed some Sourt Park-esque flair to it.

Hm...now I want to see Parker/Stone realise that plot ;)

Bending Unit
« Reply #363 on: 03-11-2014 22:58 »

McDonalds Guy

Fry gets fired a second time, and gets a job at McDonalds. in the end, Ronald McDonald rapes him to death.


DOOP Secretary
« Reply #364 on: 04-29-2014 07:33 »
« Last Edit on: 04-29-2014 07:38 »

Bender realises his lifelong goal to become a turnip.

The crew go on a mission to blow up the moon, but the ghost of Buzz Aldrin talks them out of it.

Zoidberg gets demoted to janitor upon Scruffy's completion of his doctorate (which turns out to be fake).

Zapp Brannigan reveals he has been secretly donating sperm for years, and now a slew of young Zapp spawn are threatening to take over the world with their obnoxiousness. Something something KILLBOTS, something something they're all dead except the original Zapp. It's easy to tell which one he is because he's older.

Fry becomes a clown.

Fry becomes a pig.

Bender becomes Fry.

Zoidberg learns how to bully. He bullies everyone in the PE building. They castrate him in response.

Flubber parody, only the Flubber is Hermes' fat.

Sentient wax figures of Simon MacCorkindale take over the world.

A triptych episode satirising daytime television. Fry and Leela give an awkward interview with horribly forced banter. Bender has a cooking segment which goes awry. The professor uses the entire third act to advertise a new doomsday device which winds up going off and killing everyone, because killing everyone is always funny in non-canon episodes, apparently.

Amy runs away to go live on the North Pole after the gang break her cat or something.

Professor Farnsworth discovers that every atom in existence, in fact, has an expiration date, and the entire universe as we know it is set to end in EXACTLY 24 HOURS. He solves the problem by freezing everything.

... There, that's about an entire season's worth.

Bending Unit
« Reply #365 on: 05-02-2014 16:45 »

A way better than season 7, that's sure I really dig these ideas kinda makes me want to make fanart about it :laff:

Space Pope
« Reply #366 on: 05-14-2014 16:43 »

Some of those are terrible, but a few sound like they actually wouldn't make bad episodes...

DOOP Secretary
« Reply #367 on: 05-15-2014 01:16 »

Some of those are terrible, but a few sound like they actually wouldn't make bad episodes...

You must be referring to Snout's Honour, of course.

Space Pope
« Reply #368 on: 05-15-2014 03:57 »

I dunno, Fry Becomes A Clock sounds like it could be quite the time.
Albeit perhaps a tad alarming; that might prove a strike against it.

DOOP Secretary
« Reply #369 on: 05-15-2014 04:39 »

Watch yourself, Kmmy. :nono:

DOOP Secretary
« Reply #370 on: 05-15-2014 05:46 »

I LOL'd :)


Space Pope
« Reply #371 on: 05-17-2014 03:22 »

<4  Mee too!! :D :love:
A day and a half late / later!

"I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date"...

excellent Ideas all though

●Also re: Amy Polarbear I thought Amy was allergic to kats or something, but maybe not to ones named Blamer Beamer.  >_>

Urban Legend
« Reply #372 on: 05-17-2014 10:03 »

An episode written entirely by Kurt Pikachu and animated by Mike Kazaleh.

DOOP Secretary
« Reply #373 on: 05-17-2014 16:52 »

Dammit, Freako, I was nibbling on chocolate and laughed so hard I nearly inhaled it!


« Reply #374 on: 08-02-2014 09:20 »

Episode #Unknown - And Do You Philip J. Fry

The Professor walks into the room of waiting employees who all look very tired. Of course, he begins with his traditional "Good news everyone!" and then says "Today you'll be delivering a package to Nylar 5, the planet of the Hexapods." Leela objects, stating that her and Fry are to be wed in the evening, and the Professor is supposed to be hosting it. The Professor points out that she isn't readying herself yet, and she retorts, "That's because I was called here at 5 in the morning". The Professor says that it is a very important package and that they can be married as soon as they finish the delivery.
On the Planet Express ship, the crew fly out of the building and up into space, neither of Fry, Bender or Leela looking especially happy. In the cockpit they all grumble and complain about the mission, with Leela wanting desperately to know what is in the package. However, when they finally decide to take a peek, Hermes comes out from hiding and prevents them, explaining that it is important that the package remain unopened.
Finally the crew reach Nylar 5, which is a green planet with glittering oceans and trees and planets, so beautiful the crew are astonished. There seems to be some kind of big event going on and the crew land, exiting the ship. Outside of the ship the crew see all of their friends and families there yelling "surprise!" and then tell Fry to look at the package. The names on the package are "Fry and Leela".
The Professor explains that the package is his wedding present, and Nylar 5 is where they'll host the wedding. Excited, Leela and Fry hug the Professor, and then they go to get ready. When they're ready, they come out; Fry dressed in his new suit, and Leela in her beautiful dress.
The minister is a Hexapod, and when Fry meets him he asks why they can't see any other of his race on the planet, but is ignored. The ceremony takes place, and when they are saying their "I do's" when the minister asks "Do you Philip Fry take Turanga Leela to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Fry goes to answer, but the whole party freezes, leaving only him and the minister there.
Fry demands to know what is going on and the minister explains that all his people have been taken over by the brain slugs, and there is a prophecy that a man named "Fry will one day come and liberate the Hexapods. You are that Fry, and it is your destiny as a special one." Once again, in Fry fashion, he answers "Yeah, I get that a lot."
The Hexapod leads Fry to a large mountain, and at the top they see the rest of the Hexapods, all zombie-like under the influence of the brain slugs. Down there, they are beginning to build a massive machine that the minister explains will be used to send out a signal to all life in the universe, which will cause for them to be subservient to the brain slug people for the rest of their lives.
Suddenly Fry falls down a hill and into a large mass of the Hexapods, whereupon he is captured and has a brain slug put on his head. After a few seconds, the slug falls dead to the ground and Fry is otherwise unphased. There is an Almight Brain Slug, the only one capable of controlling Fry, and he is brought before it to be punished. Fry begs the slug to end this and go back to their planet, but instead it latches to his head to gain control.
Fry Then begins to become mindless, but inside in his subconscious we view him fighting with the brain slug, but he is losing. When Fry is finally beaten, the brain slug triumphantly searches his mind, finding a locked chest. When this is opened inside of Fry's mind, there is an explosion of green light from his body, and all the brain slugs fall dead to the ground, and Fry is finally back to normal, although his suit has been torn to shreds.
When the minister finds Fry he thanks Fry and says "By the way, you didn't fall down that hill, I pushed you." Fry looks angry and so the Hexapod promises to marry him and Leela now, but Fry explains his suit has been ruined. The Hexapod uses its powers to repair his body and the suit, and when Fry asks how it did that, it answers "I'm an alien, we do weird things." To which Fry answers, "So can you like incinerate buildings with your mind?" and the Hexapod Hilariously answers "Nope, only the clothes thing."
Finally Fry and the Hexapod get back to the wedding and go back to the positions they were in when time froze. Time unfreezes, and Fry immediately says "I do" whereupon he and Leela share in a kiss.
The episode ends with Fry and Leela opening their present from the Professor, a machine that has the ability to freeze time, and the Professor explains it's for "Those moments when you really want a moment to last." Fry thanks the Professor but throws away the device, saying, "I've had all the time in the world, now I want to experience real life with my wife."
The episode ends, with the camera panning out to space, and we see a spaceship in the shape of a brain slug. Inside, a slug even bigger than the Almighty looks down at the planet and begins to laugh excitedly. "That was interesting" he says, "Quite interesting."
The End

« Reply #375 on: 08-02-2014 09:22 »

Episode #1 - What Time is it?

The crew are hired to make a delivery of construction materials to the Candy Kingdom on Planet X. However, these aren't normal construction materials, they're made out of candy. When the Crew arrive to make the delivery, they find themselves in the middle of an epic battle between the heroes of the Candy Kingdom, Finn and Jake, and the evil Ice King who has been possessed by the Lich to become more powerful than ever. In seeing their planet in danger, the Planet Express crew reluctantly join in on the battle for all humanity, with Bender finding a new friend along the way.

Episode #2 - Futurella!

The Professor calls everyone to the Planet Express building to announce that they have been requested to make a  delivery to the year 4000. However, when they finally reach the year, they find themselves in a strange place, their delivery having a much bigger influence than they anticipated.

Episode #3 - The Olympus Torch

The crew are hired for a delivery to Greece, strangely requested to deliver the package to Mount Olympus. Up on the mountain, they discover the Greek Gods battling the Titans to no fruition, being evenly matched and both being immortal. Bender suggests they decide superiority through a God-scale Olympic Games, and if the Titans win they threaten to burn down Mount Olympus itself and storm the entire world.

DOOP Secretary
« Reply #376 on: 09-18-2014 20:42 »

"Killing with Kindness"

Morbo's species finally invades Earth, however, it is revealed that they are all entirely pacifist. They take over all scientific research and eventually develop a way to erase all negative emotions, forcing everyone to be happy all the time, also rendering them unable to commit suicide.

DOOP Secretary
« Reply #377 on: 09-19-2014 00:59 »

Monkey See, Monkey Doom!

After being asked to bury a dangerous device by the professor, the crew discovers a time capsule from the 1970s in the form of a lunchbox. Due to an ad in an old comic in the lunchbox, Fry decides to order some Sea Monkeys, but eventually dumps them in toxic waste, which turns out to be a mistake.

DOOP Secretary
« Reply #378 on: 05-31-2015 04:36 »
« Last Edit on: 05-31-2015 04:43 »

New season here:

Fry and Leela decide to officially get married for the third time (following their unsuccessful attempt in Time Keeps on Slippin', and the retconned marriage from Meanwhile), but on the day before the wedding, Leela gets a chip implanted in her brain. This chip causes her to refuse to marry Fry, unless he becomes the lead singer of Smashmouth. Fry must then make the ultimate choice: Is being with the person you love for the rest of your life REALLY worth it if it means learning the lyrics to every Smashmouth song? It turns out the answer is no, and so Fry and Leela don't get married.

Bender becomes addicted to going to the gym, in an attempt to build up muscles. However, robots are unable to do this, so this episode is essentially just the same 3 or 4 animations of Bender working out until the credits roll.

Following a near-death experience, Cubert decides to prepare his OWN successor in case he dies. Like his father, he decides to clone himself. Upon discovering that Cubert is pregnant with another clone, Professor Farnsworth worries the fetus might overthrow him, and so enlists the help of a covert abortionist to take him out.

Hermes reaches Level 7 beurocrat, which means the Central Beurocracy is coming to literally turn him into a crab. Upon becoming a crab, Hermes is told by Professor Farnsworth that there can only be one shellfish in the office, and so must fight Zoidberg to the death to keep his job. Zoidberg is killed in battle but inexplicably returns in the next episode, while Hermes remains a crab for the rest of the series.

In the sequel to the classic episode "Bender Becomes a Cop," the same thing happens again, only this time, IN SPACE!

Fry is forced to change his name after discovering that there is another, much uglier Philip J. Fry in the same apartment building, who has been receiving his mail for years. Fry does this and is FINALLY able to read all the yarn catalogues he ordered, but then the other Fry dies so he changes his name back.

Leela tries bananas for the first time, and becomes addicted to the point where she must be commited to an insane asylum. But it turns out that bananas give mutants superpowers, and so it is extremely easy for her to break out. Meanwhile, Bender enters the competitive fruit industry, after seeing how lucrative the banana business can be, on account of what happened to Leela. He tries to market a new fruit by the name of "beef," but is disqualified from fruiting on account of beef being a meat.

This episode takes the viewers into the erotic mind of Professor Farnsworth, allowing them to see the world exactly as he sees it. Everyone's faces are melted, the walls are all grey, and "The Entertainer" is playing in the backround on a permanent loop. Everything else is pretty much the same, though.

Scruffy quits Planet Express to live out his lifelong dream of performing as a giant puppet, only to discover that puppeteering is much more literal in the future, and Mom controls all of them (from the sky, using an intricate system of wood and wires). Mom then forces Scruffy to dance for, let's say, 6 days? Meanwhile, Zoidberg has a storyline that involves him swimming in a nearby lake, like, ummm, maybe he's looking for gold? And then, at just the right moment, he sees what's happening to Scruffy and saves the day. The writing then looks a lot better because the plots dovetail and shit.

Nibbler gets bored of having nothing to do and so demands that the entire population of Earth build, like, ten thousand giant statues of him all around the planet. This happens, and Nibbler is satisfied with their work, so goes back to being regular ol' Nibbler afterwards. Meanwhile, the Hermes crab becomes addicted to stealing people's hairbrushes.

Fry and Leela, who have not spoken since their botched wedding in the season premiere, sit down to have dinner together. Though their relationship is barely touched on, the two share an interesting (albeit unmemorable) conversation and the episode just kind of ends afterwards.


After having reconciled their differences in Fry Dinner With Leela, Fry and Leela once again attempt to get married. However, on the day before the wedding, Fry discovers that he is actually a beurocrat, and has now reached Level 7, meaning he, too, must now be turned into a crab. The wedding still goes ahead, but Leela mistakenly marries the Hermes crab instead, thus providing an exciting cliff-hanger for the next season. Futurama is then cancelled again.

DOOP Secretary
« Reply #379 on: 05-31-2015 16:02 »

However, on the day before the wedding, Fry discovers that he is actually a beurocrat, and has now reached Level 7, meaning he, too, must now be turned into a crab.

This is the greatest plot twist of all time. Bravo.

Space Pope
« Reply #380 on: 05-31-2015 22:36 »

I don't know why, but I'd find it really amusing if Futurama came back and inexplicably made the episode titles in all-caps. :p

« Reply #381 on: 06-01-2015 14:29 »

Momton Abbey You've been waiting for it ever since the Simpsons did "Upton Rectory!"

When Leela is overheard arguing with Fry in Central Park, a spokeswoman for the NNY PBS station asks her to join their televised membership drive campaign to publicize a new series. Funded by Mom's Friendly Robot Oil, this remake of a Masterpiece Theatre classic centers on the arrival of the new heir to Mom's fortunes after all three of her sons are deemed ineligible to take over the sprawling estate that is Momton Abbey. When the entire cast of the TV series dies in a tragic fire caused by a tipped candelabra, the Planet Express crew is tapped as replacements.

Space Pope
« Reply #382 on: 08-06-2017 08:46 »

Amy Eats Wikipedia

After Fry is injured during a competitive game of laser ping-pong, Amy is temporarily given his job to ensure that the next delivery is completed successfully. The mission is to deliver a crate of dictionaries to the planet Igtarr 7, and Amy starts reading some of them out of boredom due to her inexperience with long space-trips.

The reading of dictionaries drives Leela mad with jealousy (Leela has a very small vocabulary), and she orders Bender to bend Amy's voice box to prevent her from talking for the remainder of the journey. He complies, and Amy is left crying in the corner; unable to utter a sound.

Because of some stricter rules being enforced, Leela had to block all robo-porn websites from the ship's internet browser. Bender was feeling particularly horny, so he resorted to visiting the "Playbot" Wikipedia page in a hope to find some dirty pictures. Unfortunately, Leela passed too close to a supernova, and the blast's gravitons and graviolis combined with Wikipedia's URL to create a physical representation of the website, in the form of a dictionary.

Amy, seeing the value of a Wikipedia dictionary, eats it. She chows it down and swallows it completely. But due to the radiation from the supernova, it caused a reaction in her brain that merged all the information into her memory. Unfortunately for her, her voice box was still bent do she couldn't tell anyone about her new-found knowledge.

And then I got bored and stopped typing.

Ah, this somehow came back into my memory. I'm glad I managed to find it. Who's ready for the sequel?

Nibbler Helps Zapp File His Taxes

Kif decides to take his annual leave at the end of the financial year, leaving Zapp with nobody to do his paperwork. Desperate, he heads to the dirtiest slums of Cambodia and offers himself as a prostitute in exchange for help with his taxes. Coincidentally, The Planet Express crew is also making a delivery at this time, and the crew now only consists of Nibbler and Wernstrum (everyone else joined a Wikipedia-worshiping cult following the events of Amy Eats Wikipedia). Nibbler agrees to help Zapp after a short session of intercourse.

Unfortunately, nobody has a pen or pencil in the future. Wernstrum now has to invest millions of dollars into inventing one, using funds from Zapp's newly-opened brothel. Eventually Wernstrum discovers that Nibbler has yet to do his own taxes either. Distraught with the idea that he has to make two pens, he goes: "Fuck this, I'm out" and overdoses on heroin the next morning. Finally Kif returns from his holiday and the two finally understand that friends are what make you strong; not taxes. They make amends, and for the first time, truly understand one another.

Shortly after, they get arrested for tax evasion and sentenced to 20 years of space-prison.

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
« Reply #383 on: 08-06-2017 13:09 »

Holy shit!  Awesome! :eek:
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