Create Terrible Futurama Episodes Here

[Reply #280 on:]

The Professor unbans dvd players after realizing they are good defense tools and great for watching corny 80's movies.

[Reply #281 on:]

"I Call Shotgun!"

Fry becomes a hobo with a shotgun

[Reply #282 on:]

Cubert gets a celebrity-voiced girlfriend.

[Reply #283 on:]

WOW STUM, Of course you're GREAT at these.

[Reply #284 on:]

Do I detect a hint of sarcasm?

FRINK: Are you kidding me? This baby is off the charts!

*BOOM*

[Reply #285 on:]

"Fry Eats an Albino Wallaby: The Albino-ing"

Fry visits Australia after killing all Albino wallabies to extinction. He goes to the crew's burial place eat Leela's kidney for payback. He then mutates into an Albino wallaby himself due to the decomposing kidney.

[Reply #286 on:]

Dwight gets a celebrity-voiced girlfriend.

[Reply #287 on:]

WOW STUM, Of course you're GREAT at these.

I think he was being sarcastic.

[Reply #288 on:]

Wait, "he"? I assumed ShinyMetal*** was female.

[Reply #289 on:]

I was referring to you, actually.

[Reply #290 on:]

I was referring to you, actually.

Sonic the Hedgehog reference.

[Reply #291 on:]

Wait, "he"? I assumed ShinyMetal*** was female.

WOW STUM, Of course you're GREAT at these.

I think he was being sarcastic.

One can only hope.

[Reply #292 on:]

Alright people, let's get this 'Who is what Gender?' thing straight...

Every annoyingly perverse poster is Male.
Every tolerable poster is Female.

[Reply #293 on:]

SO UNTRUE.

[Reply #294 on:]

"Bender Has Surprise Butt Sex with Fry"

Yeah.

[Reply #295 on:]

An Average Female Post -

SO UNTRUE.

An Average Male Post-

"Bender Has Surprise Butt Sex with Fry"

See the difference?

[Reply #296 on:]

Sex can be talked about with both genders. Remember my jam and jelly post, as well as many others.

Shame on you MRM, shame on you  

[Reply #297 on:]

Did you even get the joke with "Cubert gets a celebrity-voiced girlfriend"?

[Reply #298 on:]

Sex can be talked about with both genders. Remember my jam and jelly post, as well as many others.

Yeah, but you made those posts during the first annual 'Swap your Gender' week, so technically they were written by a male poster.

[Reply #299 on:]

Last time I re-call, it was the second.

[Reply #300 on:]

If there were ever episodes of Futurama that were like these, there is no God:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNqvwsuXv0w

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANLKJKLAnkg

[Reply #301 on:]

"Bender Has Surprise Butt Sex with Fry"

Yeah.

You should call it "Fry's Story: A Parent's Guide".

"The Calculon Guy"
After seeing how popular Family Guy is even after so many years and being passed down to Seth's distant many times great grandson, Calculon decides to give All My Circuits a major facelift with constant antenna jokes. 

[Reply #302 on:]

A crossover with Biker Mice from Mars where 'the other' is captured by Lawrance Limburger and Carbuncle.

[Reply #303 on:]

"Bender Has Surprise Butt Sex with Fry"

Yeah.

[Reply #304 on:]

.......,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Reply #305 on:]

A Futurama yo gabba gabba episode...wait...

[Reply #306 on:]

Spy VS Fry
The episode directed by Seth Macfarlane puts fry against a spy

[Reply #307 on:]

FRIBBSALAD:

Fry decides to make a Fribbsalad but he doesn't have enough fetus sauce. He gets some from a can but then the food actually turns out to be Bender in disguise, much to everyone's disdain/amusement.

[Reply #308 on:]

"Fribbsalad" comes at a close third at my favorite episode.

"Fry Eats an Albino Wallaby" comes in second, "Fry Eats a Scorpion" in first.

[Reply #309 on:]

FRY BECOMES A DOCTOR:

Fry, strapped for cash following his botching of a delivery, decides to become a doctor, much to Zoidberg's disdain. The two wind up competing in a breakdancing contest to determine who will be the Planet Express GP. Cubert wins.

[Reply #310 on:]

"PiableMeat"
Fry gets a new enemy, PiableMeat is against MeatablePie and Fry, lets add in teh world!

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Hermes Decides To Let it Go!
Hermes is looking at all of his old calculators which he says he will never let go of, untill Bender shows him that keeping sentimental items is pointless through a song and dance number accompanied by a rhino.  Hermes then decides letting go of his old memories would be great and decides to get the professor to give him surgery to remove his whole life's memories so he can start living freshly. The operation makes Hermes forget the key memories to live basic life, rendering him a vegetable for the rest of his life.  Hermes then accidentally crushes his beloved calculator, which could count as "letting it go".

[Reply #312 on:]

Totally Ripped
Fry sheds his own skin (and hair)

[Reply #313 on:]

EGG:

An egg happens.

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"Fry Makes Pancakes"

Fry decides to surprise the PE crew one Saturday morning and make pancakes for breakfast. Unfortunately, Bender licks the bowl while Fry is using the restroom. When Fry returns, he asks Bender why anyone would want to eat pancake batter. Bender shrugs and walks away. Fry decides to go to 7¹¹ and try to pass off their pancakes as his own. Zoidberg notices that they taste like 7¹¹ pancakes immediately, causing everyone to give Fry a stern facial expression.

Meanwhile, after Zoidberg has surprise buttsecks with Farnsworth, the two decide to start a relationship. After a while, Zoidberg ends the relationship, as all that Farnsworth seems to care about is sex.

[Reply #315 on:]

But how can they have pancakes if an egg doesn't happen?

[Reply #316 on:]

They can't. My episode's a sequel to yours.

[Reply #317 on:]

My episode's already a two-parter, though.

[Reply #318 on:]

Hermes Reveals his 'Boy'
After accidentally crushing his Calculator, Hermes suddenly goes insane and begins streaking throughout New New York, forcing innocent bystanders to be fatally beaten by his 'boy', which he renames 'Slappy Jack'. Meanwhile, The  rest of the crew goes to the doctor's office to receive a group Rectal Exam. While the examination plays out, Hermes bursts through the wall and attacks everyone with Slappy Jack, leaving two dead and the rest with third degree burns. He runs out of the other wall and continues streaking throughout the city, with Slappy Jack firmly in his hands. Will Slappy ever be stopped? Tune in next time!

[Reply #319 on:]

Slappy is Stopped

Yes.