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[#320 :]

Life of Zoidberg

Zoidberg dies while he tries to save Bender of being smashed by trailer and then everyone realized Zoidberg was pretty cool,until they bought a new lobster:

But turns out he's the anti-christ and everyone is gonna die in a volcano.

Meanwhile Fry tries to get Leonard Nimoy's autograph because he made a bet with a kid in a comics store

[#321 :]

Attack of the Killer App

Everyone in New New York buys the latest, state of the art eyePhone, a device developed by Mom which is implanted in a person's eye that allows users to record videos and post them online. Fry and Bender challenge each other to see who can gain one million followers on their Twitcher accounts, with the loser having to dive into a pool of goat vomit and diarrhea. With Bender in the lead, Fry resorts to posting an embarrassing video of Leela revealing she has a singing boil on her rear named Susan, gaining him enough followers to end the bet with a tie. However, Leela is humiliated, so Fry posts a video of himself diving into the pool out of guilt, which everyone watches and causes them to forget about the video of Leela. Fry and Leela reconcile, completely unaware that Mom has infected all of Fry and Bender's followers with a virus that turns them into mindless zombies to make them buy more eyePhones.

[#322 :]

Slappy Was Stopped and is Again on the Run

Nooooo

[#323 :]

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[#324 :]

"Let's Not!"

Fry realises that The A.V. Club's comment section hasn't actually been removed, it's just an issue with his browser. Then his head falls off.

So Beamer is Carolyn Premish? I knew it all along!

That pseudonym person "wrote" In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela, not Attack of the Killer Ap! You're a fucking disappointment in every way.

[#325 :]

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[#326 :]

"Fry joins PEEL"
Fry and Bender become bored, and decide to have some fun by bombing a website called PEEL with spam. They make a fake account under the name of stum, and laugh at those who think that they are being serious.

[#327 :]

"The Amy is All Right"
Amy joins the Liberals, then Amy gets a new friend who is a republican, and Amy trys to Out-Poll her

"Call of Duty Modern Fry-Fare Over 9000"
Episode filled with Whiny Nine-Year-Old COD Players, but with a demented Fry voice saying "Shut the FUCK UP!"

[#328 :]

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[#329 :]

No.

EDIT: Just so you don't get on my case about one-word posts, I'll expand that remark. No. It is not a relevation. I am not a fake account. I am a real person.

OT: Cubert gets a girlfriend, which makes the Professor jump off the Planet Express balcony and try to commit sucide. He then remembers that there's no gravity in space. Sad that he forgot that, he trys to commit suicide again. This is repeated ad nauseum until the end when Bender bursts out of a drum and says "That's all you get, jerks!"

[#330 :]

EDIT: Just so you don't get on my case about one-word posts, I'll expand that remark. No. It is not a relevation. I am not a fake account. I am a real person.

I know, I know, I was just being messing around.

[#331 :]

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[#332 :]

The B-plot sounds more fascinating.

[#333 :]

The Life of Fry

Fry is recruited to help Zapp on the Nimbus.  Zapp then decides to run a drill while Fry is asleep.  Fry wakes up and doesn't realize that it's a drill and then gets in a life-boat that goes into the ocean and is trapped with an activated Killbot.

[#334 :]

After being banned from PEEL,

Wait, why should Kurt get banned? He's done nothing wrong.

[#335 :]

After being banned from PEEL, Fry...

I know, I know, it's crazy to read more than the first 5 words of a post, right?

[#336 :]

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[#337 :]

Any more of that talk and I'll throw you into a woodchipper.

[#338 :]

Beamer, buddy, maybe you should take a look at the title of this thread.

Also, my episode is a sequel to MRM's.

I know, though for some reason stum thought the episode was about KurtPikachu as opposed to Fry. It's a common mistake, really.

[#339 :]

Any more of that talk and I'll throw you into a woodchipper.

Talk.

[#340 :]

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[#341 :]

Because it was brutally obvious you were substituting "Fry" for "Kurt".

Anyway...

Bender sees a robot voiced by Steve Carell being used as a dartboard by his 'friends', and in an unusual act of compassion, he brings him to work at Planet Express, where he soon realizes that there's a reason he was so unpopular.

[#342 :]

Because it was brutally obvious you were substituting "Fry" for "Kurt".

Given that Kurt has not been banned (to my knowledge), I'd wager that it's a general reference to the slew of PEELers who have been banned and then registered at FFF as a result.

You know, since that would make sense and all.

[#343 :]

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[#344 :]

Alright then. Back OT...

Bender sees a robot voiced by Steve Carell being used as a dartboard by his 'friends', and in an unusual act of compassion, he brings him to work at Planet Express, where he soon realizes that there's a reason he was so unpopular.

[#345 :]

"Manwich Joins the Redskins"

Manwich is drafted by the Washington Redskins as a quarterback, he leads the team to the playoffs but tears his ACL in the playoffs.

Critics say this episode has one of the most original plots they have ever seen.

[#346 :]

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[#347 :]

LOL, good reference there, Snrub!

[#348 :]

I'd like to slit your throats. 

[#349 :]

I'd like to slit your throats. 

Even stum's?

[#350 :]

The SPOVOTTAIC [INSERT HOLIDAY OF CHOICE HERE] Spectacular!
SPOVOTTAIC and all of its buddies throw a party to celebrate [INSERT HOLIDAY OF CHOICE HERE], but the party is crashed by none other than The Anti-Steamin' Pile of Vomited Out Time Travelin' Indian Crap, who disagrees with everything everyone else agrees with. The ASPOVOTTAIC burns down the [INSERT HOLIDAY DECORATION HERE] in a fit of rage, which causes the real [INSERT HOLIDAY FIGURE HERE] to bust through the ceiling and gives both the viewer and the ASPOVOTTAIC a serious talk about substance abuse while drinking and smoking crack at the same time. [INSERT HOLIDAY FIGURE HERE] then sings a melodramaic song about the true meaning of [INSERT HOLIDAY OF CHOICE HERE], as well as why they should all buy the latest Apple products this year. SPOVOTTAIC goes out to the store with the whole crew and talks about how amazing all Macinstosh products are, and how if you don't buy them, you will go to [INSERT HORRIBLE LOCATION HERE]! Meanwhile, big bad 'I hate all Holidays' man plots to ruin  [INSERT HOLIDAY OF CHOICE HERE] for the world. Before he can finish, however, SPOVOTTAIC sneaks into his secret lair and destroys him with his Indian Crap Powers rendering him a Steamin' Pile of Holiday Saving Vomited Out Time Travelin' Indian Crap. Everyone suddenly appears out of no where and begins singing about [INSERT HOLIDAY OF CHOICE HERE] for no apparent reason while playing music off of their iPads.

[#351 :]

Bender the Buttplug: Part 1

Tired of his current life as a bending unit, Bender comes across an ad in a HAUNTED COMIC BOOK, promising him fulfillment and riches beyond his wildless dreams. He responds to the ad (it's Hyperchicken), and is initiated into the Horrible Camp for Robots, wherein he is transformed from bending unit to buttplug, over a grueling montage which takes up roughly 70% of the episode. He returns to work at Planet Express, hoping to surprise and delight Fry, Leela and Farnsworth. Only, he falls asleep before this can happen, and Amy finds him first...

TO BE CONTINUED.

[#352 :]

Bender Becomes A Mod

Bender joins an online All My Circuits forum under the name "BENDERISGREAT34" and thinks it would be amusing to start pointless flame wars with Fry's account "FryForFreedom".  Calculon himself tries to put a stop to Bender, but fails and Bender successfully kills Calculon, which shocks Fry. Bender then makes the forum a living hell for every member!  (Also, if any mods read this and think I'm referencing them, This was not made with any member in mind)

[#353 :]

Bender the Buttplug: Part 3

After hours of excrutiating excretion, Amy finally passes Bender, with precious little time before the bomb goes off. Fry, Leela and Farnsworth return from their business trip to the carnival planet, and Farnsworth uses his leftover balloons to dismantle the bomb, and then re-build it bigger and more effective. Amy has been rendered unconscious from the Bender buttplug incident, and so Scruffy and Hermes decide to dress her up in various outfits. Zoidberg winds up eating Bender instead, which triggers the new bomb. It is set to go off in 5... 4... 3...

TWO BE CONTINUED.

[#354 :]

What the hell?

[#355 :]

Vile Crocodile's Wacky Trip to Hell
After belching 'What the Hell' at the Terrible Episodes thread, the Ghost of PEEL, capitán gilipollas, appears and gives him a free ticket to a four day retreat in Hell. While there, he gets into plenty of hijinks with a strange Crocodile Demon named 'Ass'. He thrown out of hell on day 2, however, due to all the ruckus he caused.

Replace Hell with New Jersey to turn this into a Futurama episode. 

[#356 :]

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[#357 :]

"Unsatisfry'd"

Fry is on PEEL and notices that a new smiley--a facepalm smiley--has been added:



The problem is that it doesn't look like a facepalm to him. It looks like he just has his eyes closed. On NoHomers they had a proper facepalm smiley (which Brickhead used a lot, often directed towards him).

I didn't realize that my latst terrible episode had already been partially done. 

[#358 :]

'Going out on a Limb!'
Bender starts to sing about his one true love for an extremely long time. Nibbler reveals that Fry must form the best band ever made in order to stop Bender from singing for all eternity, so he bring together #9, Susan Boil, and Gunter to form the band 'Hermesongs'. Meanwhile, the Professor begins randomly grow extra limbs all over his body, so he becomes a superhero, fighting all the crime in NNY. He discovers that a futurmidget clan has kidnapped Cubert and Dwight, and goes off to save the day. Bender and Hermesongs have a battle to the death, in which Bender and Fry learn to love one another. The Professor kills all of the midgets, saves the kids, and goes home. Everyone meets back at the headquarters, where the professor's limbs go away thanks to the power of Fry and Bender's friendship.

[#359 :]

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