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« Reply #5 on: 01-15-2007 11:58 »
« Last Edit on: 01-15-2007 11:58 »
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Well,we use different writing styles and there will soon be lots of stupid spam here but,I'm just happy to get a opportunety to use the word 'sexelent'.Well,I think this is gonna be the last chapter before this threadm gets closed.I'm getting interested in this,although I much more liked to write that of-topic story with Jle in one of her old threads...
There was silence again,when Bender suddently jumped on the table and made a victory danse. "Zoidberg is dead?Now that is sexelent!" Hermes walked in the office outraged,"Bendah mon,the prof's away for 10 hours and you've turned this place into a dumpster!Now go on that mission!" "'Hey,I'm in charge here!" Bender yelled. "All that crap is just a show for public.Actually Beaurocrats are in charge of everything." Finally Bender walked out of the office mumbling."Damn Beaurocrats...I'm gonna kill the bastards!"Suddently he stopped as a idea flung into his mind."Hey wait,I'm the ship's captain,right?" "Sure,why not..." To be continued?
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Writer unit32
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Originally posted by Cap'n Skusting: Plus it had the word "interactive" in the title. An added incentive to look in this thread.
Really? That's weird. I myself didn't want to look in this thread. Because of the word 'interactive' which made me think that it'll be closed soon.
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Great,Freela!I put' all the fic in epic story style coz all our styles are completelt different and you started your 'translation to English' in script style and then changed to epic style.
Title - Professor Bender Caption - Guest starring: The Space Pope!
Fry and Bender were in the PE building watching All My Circuits just as the Professor walked in. "Good news everyone!" the professor gleefully announced, "You guys will be making a deliv--" A large brick thrown by Bender hit' Prof. Farnsworth square in the head. "Shut the hell up, wrinkly old meatbag!" Bender shouted. Not much later they were at the hospital. "He sustained minor injuries to the cranium area. He should be healed within ten days." a Neptunian nurse announced to the PE crew. "But who will own Planet Express until you are back?" questioned Leela. The Professor weakly pointed to Bender Bending Rodrigues.
10 hours later,Bender Bending Rodriquiz was sitting in Hermes's office in the PE building.The door opened and Fry,looking exosted walked in. "Oh,it's you,Wiggles." Bender said looking down at Fry who was lying on the floor without enough strenght to stand up. "We've got a delivery to Hundchmir 2,the bank planet"Fry said. Bender took on a evil grin as he heard the news."Sexelent..." Scruffy passed by the office door."Scruffy's gonna shoot pigeons" and Scruffy strolled off blunderbuss in hand. Zoidberg passed the office door. "Did you see where Scruffy went, why not? Im trying to find him so I can tell him that hes going blind." He axed. "There's one!" Scruffy yelled. A gunshot was heard as Zoidberg fell over in pain with Scruffy's blunderbuss bullet in his stomach. Fry looked at Zoidberg lying there in agony. "Wow, Scruffy must be going blind if he aimed at a pidgeon and shot Zoidberg!" "Who said I was aiming at a pidgeon?" There was silence again,when Bender suddently jumped on the table and made a victory danse. "Zoidberg is dead?Now that is sexelent!" Hermes walked in the office outraged,"Bendah mon,the prof's away for 10 hours and you've turned this place into a dumpster!Now go on that mission!" "Hey,I'm in charge here!" Bender yelled. "All that crap is just a show for public.Actually Beaurocrats are in charge of everything." Finally Bender walked out of the office mumbling."Damn Beaurocrats...I'm gonna kill the bastards!"Suddently he stopped as a idea flung into his mind."Hey wait,I'm the ship's captain,right?" "Sure,why not..."
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« Reply #15 on: 01-17-2007 02:32 »
« Last Edit on: 01-17-2007 02:32 »
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Fry was still laughing as he suddently screamed and fell on the floor.He looked around.Why did he get electrocuted? Bender watched fry strugle to get up."I thought this place was suppose to be a bank!You know,Hundchmir 2,the bank planet.If there's no money here,why did I come?!" It was Leela who answered him."Well,technically it is.It was considered the safest place in the galaxy coz it's next to five DOOP strongholds.Yeah,ity was considered safe...Well,DOOP made it their bank,but the natives started a war because of that.Anyway the Overlord whoever he is,can probably be found underground..." "I dont care,so there's no cash to this?!"Bender yelled. "Well,if we're delivering this to the Overlord then apparently not." Leela answered. "This is so not sexelent!"
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They walked into a white and empty hall. "Hello,anybody here?"Leela questioned. "Yeah,we're delivering a package to Gxglathog..."He started chuckling under his breath because of the stupid name,when he got electrocuted again."What was that?!" He yelled. Bender was looking around for gold and jewelery and was just annoyed by Fry's screaming."Who cares?Hey,if I steal a throne,where can i put it?"
Suddently they heard foot-steps(no,not theirs!)...
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This thread is OK.The only problem is that there are too much stupid spammers.Like you,for example.And I believe that it would be a lot more fair if whoever wrote the most and the best gets to start the next one.Coz is someone wants to,he can end it right now by killing everyone.
Leela stared at Gxglathogloralothaxry'leythqwertyuiop.Finally she ended this awkward pause."So this is what stopped the whole DOOP from making it's own bank?This is what destroyed one third of DOOP's army?This is what made us make a delivery to this God-damn planet?!THIS?!A Hamster?!A Hamster called Gxglathogloralothaxry'leythqwertyuiop?!That's not even a proper name,damn it!" "Shut up!" Big G roared,half sobbing.He pushed the button again... Nothing happened. "What the Hell?!" big G roared. Leela looked at the redhead that was still on the floor. "It worked fine on Fry..." Big G looked at the button. "Hey you,robot!Tell me what you feel!" And he pushed the button. Bender,who was putting Gxglathogloralothaxry'leythqwertyuiop's crown in his chest apartment,just looked confused. "Nothing" "Weird...It always worked before...Well,what about the red-head human?" And once again he pushed the God damn button. Fry who was just about to stand up again,fell screaming in agony. All of the sudden,they heard explosions.Right above them.
Meanwhile in the PE building: Hermes was preparing for the greatest thing in his whole career. "Well,time to go to dat conference on Hundchmir 2..."
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No!not the best ending!trhe ending shouldn't be near the award!It'll totally ruin everything!We need to choose someone,who will choose which parts of the story were the best!And the person who wrote the most of those parts wins!
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Thanks,but I think the person who decides should be someone who doesn't write the fic...Much fairer than if I pick myself...
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Originally posted by Bender19: well than ill judge and the winner is decapodian Are you honestly such a idiot or just pretending?We haven't finished yet,God damn it!We're in the middle of the fic!
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I may update this by the end of the day,but right now,I dont have any good ideas.If anyone would try and update it,so I wont have to wear out my brain,that would be very appressiated.
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