Melllvar
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"..are there any women here?" Funny as hell.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Blessed art thou the Meek
Women:OOOoo!,The Meek..*Nudges Husband*Isn't That's nice..?,They've had a hell of a time.
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Melllvar
DOOP Secretary
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"I think he said 'Blessed are the cheesemakers'"
"It's not meant to be taken literally, it merely refers to any manufacturers of dairy products"
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Melllvar
DOOP Secretary
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I love the fish: " 'ere look, Howard's being eaten!"
The Miracle Of Birth: "...and get the machine that goes 'ping'!"
Love it.
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Melllvar
DOOP Secretary
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"mmmm, and if you're playing football, try and favour the other leg"
I just watched this, so it's still kinda fresh:
From the "Mr Creosote" scene:
Man: I'm afraid we have to go" Woman: Yes, I'm having rather a heavy period. Man: oh, er.....and we have a train to catch. Woman: Yes, yes, we have a train to catch! And I don't want to start bleeding all over the seats.
What is it about sick humour that makes it so funny?
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Voiceover: "This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. H G Superman. To all appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding citizen. But Mr F G Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at any place, he is ready to become... BICICLE REPAIR MAN!"
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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My Mother likes the Queen Victoria Steeplechase.
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Melllvar
DOOP Secretary
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Bicycle Repair Man is a huge favourite, I also love The Spanish Inquisition, The Oscar Wilde Sketch ("your majesty is like a stream of bats piss" ).
Keep the quotes coming.
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Can do!
Superman 1: "Oh look... is it a stockbroker?" Superman 2: "Is it a quantity Surveyor?" Superman 3: "Is it a church warden?" Supermen 1-3: "NO! It's Bicycle Repair Man!"
SONG!!:
Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. David Hume could out-consume Schoppenhauer and Hegel. And Whittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Nieizsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist. Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed. John Stewart Mill, of his own free will On half a pint of shanty was particularly ill. Plato they say could stick it away, Half a crate of whiskey every day. Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, And Hoppes was fond of his dram. And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart. "I drink, therefore I am." Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed; A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Ah,The Image of a couple of Leather Jackets being beaten by Old Ladys with Hambags will remain with me forever.
And the one where the Entire Royal Navy was on that moor.Good old Battlery Reactments.
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Melllvar
DOOP Secretary
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I think you mean:
The Batley Townswomen's Guild re-enactments of:
The Battle Of Pearl Habour The First Heart Transplant
Both good.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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I remember having the Penis and Lumberjack songs on MP3's once.
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iliketowankalot
Professor
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yeah the Every Sperm is Sacred is a great song but I felt kinda guilty listning to it.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Don't worry,They don't live long anyway.
Also,whats the name of that Episode where the Sheep and cars turned evil..?..It had a large amount of animation and: Scientist:I just really do not know..I really do not know...I really just do not know....
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Melllvar
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Nurdbot: Don't worry,They don't live long anyway.
Also,whats the name of that Episode where the Sheep and cars turned evil..?..It had a large amount of animation and: Scientist:I just really do not know..I really do not know...I really just do not know.... Killer Sheep? It's from the second season. The scientist quote sounds like the one from "Science Fiction Sketch" - the Blancmanges from the Planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda. That one was cool.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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You got to admit the Animation is cheesy,But damn well funny.
The life of Brian Intro was 100% animated and had someone singing a parady of a Bond themetune.
'..he had arms..and legs..and hands!..'
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iliketowankalot
Professor
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Crap I missed it
*sings* "Every Sperm is good"
how does the rest go again?
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them. I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're A Catholic the moment Dad came, Because Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. CHILDREN: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. GIRL: Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found. CHILDREN: Every sperm is wanted. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood. MUM: Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care. MEN: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. WOMEN: If a sperm is wasted,... CHILDREN: ...God get quite irate. PRIEST: Every sperm is sacred. BRIDE and GROOM: Every sperm is good. NANNIES: Every sperm is needed... CARDINALS: ...In your neighbourhood! CHILDREN: Every sperm is useful. Every sperm is fine. FUNERAL CORTEGE: God needs everybody's. MOURNER #1: Mine! MOURNER #2: And mine! CORPSE: And mine! NUN: Let the Pagan spill theirs O'er mountain, hill, and plain. HOLY STATUES: God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain. EVERYONE: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite iraaaaaate!
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SlaytanicMaggot
Professor
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Bring out the machine that goes........PING!
Sorry, I just love that line.
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Melllvar
DOOP Secretary
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I think "The Galaxy Song" is much better.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Yeah, Galaxy own's Joo!
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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[Major]Oh come on now, this is getting very silly![/Major].
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boingo2000
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #79 on: 02-06-2004 11:25 »
« Last Edit on: 02-06-2004 11:25 »
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Originally posted by ghoulishmoose: My other best friend bought her a Monty Python t-shirt for her birthday once. If I recall, it had a white rabbit on it, and a knight with no head...erm...I think. Didn't make sense to me, but she seemed to love it anyway Trust me, it's very, very funny. See? I saw Eric Idle live on stage in September/03 (or was it October?) as part of his "Greedy Bastard Tour". He actually came to my rathole of a town (God Bless the Empire Theater)! And, because noone's posted it yet: Brian! The babe they called Brian! He grew! Grew, grew and grew! Grew up to be... Yes, he grew up to be... A boy called Brian! A boy called Brian! He had arms! And legs! And hands! And feet! This boy... whose name was Brian![I'm forgetting something here, I just know it] And his face became spotty! Yes, his face became spotty! And his voice dropped down low... And things started to grow... On young Brian and show... He was certainly no... No girl named Brian! Not a girl named Brian! And he started to shave... And have on off the wrist... And want to see girls... And go out and get pissed! This man called Brian! This man called Brian! This man called... Briaaaaaaaa- (shotgun blast) Aah!(working from memory, may not be 100% exact)
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