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" Stwike him, Centuwian! Vewy woughly!" "Argh!" "And 'Thwow' him to the floor sir?" "What?" "'Thwow' him to the floor?" "Oh, yes please, thwow him to the floow!" "Aaargh!"
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Nurdbot
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"He ranks highly in Rome!"
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Zed 85
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*Crowd in fits of laughter* Bigus Dikus: Wath ith thomthing I thaid? Pontious: People, people! This man...this man commands a qwack legion!" *More laughter* Pontious: He wanks as high as any in Wome! ..... Gallahad: 'expect you're gay! Lancelot: ....No I'm not!
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Zed 85
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Some of it goes over one's head, but the rest is just so damn funny *Woman (Terry Jones) hears door bell and opens it* Man dressed as a clown: Mr's Jones? Woman: No? Ooo, I must be in the wrong house! *Slams door* TV: It's 5:35pm and time for the pengiun on top of your TV to explode! *Penguin on top of TV explodes* Old Lady: Ooooow, how did it know that was going to happen!?! TV:It was an inspired guess!
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Nurdbot
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Call the church police!!.
John Cleese is doing very well at the moment.
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Nurdbot
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It's the Jewish Peoples front!
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Melllvar
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"Oh lord, oooo you are so big, so incredibly huge, gosh we're all really impressed down here I can tell you......"
Best not to get me started on the python stuff, I love it, got seasons 1-3 on video, all the movies on video (some on DVD), and various other things, books, tapes etc.
Obscure stuff, I like the "International Philosophy" from one of the German Pythons (the second one), and I like "Four Yorkshiremen" from Monty Python Live At Drury Lane/Hollywood Bowl.
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Teral
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« Reply #13 on: 02-15-2003 21:00 »
« Last Edit on: 02-15-2003 21:00 »
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Originally posted by Melllvar: Obscure stuff, I like the "International Philosophy" from one of the German Pythons (the second one) Is that the one where Greek and German philosophers play football? If so I loved that one too. I also like the "University of Walamaloo" sketch (the Bruces thingy), the song was one of the funniest things ever. and I like Four Yorkshiremen" from Monty Python Live At Drury Lane/Hollywood Bowl. "Right. I had to get up at ten o'clock at night, half an hourbefore I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down at the mill and pay the mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our mother and father would kill us and dance on our graves singing Halleluja." Brilliant, todays comedians could learn from these guys.
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Melllvar
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"..and you try telling the kids of today that, and they won't believe you"
Classic.
Yeah, it's the footy one with the Greeks and Germans: "Beckenbauer a bit of a surprise, there..."
All funny stuff.
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Nurdbot
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The Fish slapping dance and the Dead Parrot sketch are the best.
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]PaulFSAC[
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*No One Expects The Spanish Inquistion* has to be one of the funnier sketches, especially the way they have to restart it at least 3 times.
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Nurdbot
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John Cleese is the funniest Python,C'Mon who agree's with me..?
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Melllvar
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« Reply #22 on: 02-16-2003 12:55 »
« Last Edit on: 02-16-2003 12:55 »
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Michael Palin, was always my favourite. On a slightly different note, Best Python Parody: Man: Excuse me, is this a cheese shop?
Shopkeeper: No, sir.
Man: Well, that's that sketch knackered then.
From The Young Ones. And, "Life Of Christ" from "Not The Nine O'Clock News", both hilarious....
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
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"I never wanted to be in this sketch in the first place..."
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Nurdbot
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Let's not forget The Holy Grail.
NONE SHALL PASS!
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Teral
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"Wenn ist das Nunstrück git und Slotermeyer? Ja!... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput"
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uruseiranma
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Originally posted by ]PaulFSAC[: *No One Expects The Spanish Inquistion* has to be one of the funnier sketches, especially the way they have to restart it at least 3 times.
Truly, the Spanish Inquisition! SI1-Confess Old woman! CONFESS! CONFESS! CONFESS! SI2- I Confess! OR even how they race to the courtroom at the end to deliver their lines as the credits begin to roll. Brilliance. Oh and. Thee-Laarch...Thee-Laarch...
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Nurdbot
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"How not to be seen"
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Melllvar
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The Undertaker Sketch:
"...look, we'll eat your mum, and if you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards, we can dig a grave and you can throw up into it."
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I love that "Not The Nine O'Clock News" "Life of Christ" sketch. . Anyone who's got the DVD of "Holy Grail", have you seen the Lego recreation of "Knights of the Round Table"? I do think Cleese is probably my favourite Python; he's just been in so many great things; I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again (my father's fault that I know about this), Monty Python, James Bond..... the list goes on.
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Melllvar
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Yeah, I've got that. The Lego bit is soooo cool!
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Nurdbot
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Lucky DVD Owning buggers.
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Nixorbo
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The first one fell into the swamp. So I built a second one. That one fell into the swamp. So I built a third one. That one burned down and fell into the swamp. But the fourth one stood up! And that's what you'll be getting, the strongest castle in all the land.
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Nurdbot
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The Stoning scene in 'The life of Brian' is funny as hell.
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