Worst Movie Of All Time

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Originally posted by BrainSluggo:
Number Three: Who among you has witnessed the awesome power of King Kong Lives? Linda Hamilton stars in this little-known 1987 sequel to the 1976 Kong. Kong has survived his fall from the World Trade Center--ugh, that scene's even more painful now--and with an artificial heart in his chest (!), he's running around the backwoods with his giant-ape girlfriend (!!), eatin' gators and rednecks, and...well, once you have this basic, ludicrous plot set up, you can write the rest of the script yourself. Kong and Lady Kong's "courtship" is vomit-inducing, and played as straight as it can be.

that sounds so bad i wannna see it.


WOO TOTPD!!!!!!

 

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Originally posted by Dan1248:
I've never seen a Tomb Raider movie, but they look really cruddy. I'll never watch one...

One way out of it just stick to the games

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Continuing the Star Trek Wars from here, I believe that the worst Star Trek film will be the next one. It stands to reason that the Next Generation has been used up as far as plotlines go, which means that the next series to leap to the big screen will be DS9. Any film that tries to pick up where Patrick Stewart left off is going to suck, no matter how good it is.

I just think that he's got the best "Captain Voice" since Shatner. Infinite gravitas and poise, like pebbles being churned by the sea.

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... Did you just diss DS9?

::Hands Teral a beat-down stick::

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Pfft. What's he going to do, beat me with it or something?

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Paramount has stated that there are no new Trek films or series in the near future.  It is time for the francise to cool off.  The last two series, Voyager and Enterprise both sucked.  Paramount tried to build a network off these two shows and failed (is UPN even still on the air?). 

DS9 ended in such a way as that it would be difficult to make a movie - Sisko killed in action, O'Brien back on Earth, Worf an Ambassator, etc.  Enterprise and Voyager didn't have enough fan support to warrent a movie, TNG's last movie stunk so bad until seagulls wouldn't come near it.  Two of the TOS main stars are dead and the rest are in their late 60's - early 70's.  Plus it would take a boatload of money to get William 'Denny Crane' Shatner's services.

No, a whole new Star Trek francise would have to be started, and I just don't think that the people are ready for that yet.  Maybe in another ten years, but not now.

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Originally posted by Nixorbo in some other, already doomed thread:
And I thought Insurrection was worse than Nemesis. But how can you beat "Why does God need a starship?"

You can't, and that's why I consinder Nemesis to be even worse, since ST V is at least funny (in an unintended way), but Nemesis isn't. It's just a huge mess and it also showed that the Star Trek franchise has indeed reached (if not exceeded) its natural lifespan. 

DS9 was a good series, but it would never work as a movie.

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The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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Somebody kill him. This atrocity cannot stand!

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What's redeeming about it? The bisexuality? The infidelity? The shitty songs? It's just offensive and boring.

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Yeah, I don't need to see Tim Curry in suspenders. Ever.

Although Time Warp is an awesomely cheesy song.

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*Do the Bump-man*

Now that it's been two years since the last update of this thread, there's been a lot of films released. Good time for a bumping.

My previous statement for worst film was "You Got Served". That has been officially passed by two films, both of which are, oddly, movie-musicals: "High School Musical" and "Rent". Just... wow. I can't stand either of these.

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i agree with you when you said the high school musical! its pretty bad.

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behind enemy lines

ANY movie made by michael bay besides the rock. pearl harbor, armagedon, are all pieces of shit. the only way either movie would be salvaged if the planes carrying the main characters at the end of both of them crash and kill all survivors.

avp
predator 2
both hostels
catwoman
spiderman 3
the hulk
xmen 2
that one batman with arnold schwarzennegar (definitely spelled that wrong)
premonition
300 (DURRR WE FIGHT FOR FREEDOM EVEN THOUGH WE KILL BABIES FOR LOOKING WEIRD AND ARE STUPID ASSHOLES!! god what stupid shit, at least all the spartans died in the end)

i hate a lot of movies. i wonder what this says about me.

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Bored Idiot: I think me, you, BirthdayClown and Nurdy are the only ones that hated 300.

Every Uwe Boll film in it's own right is the worst movie of all time. Along with the MST3K classics: Manos: The Hands Of Fate andd Hobgoblins

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Oh hell yeah. I hate 300, with a passion. I've read Gmod comics on PHW in the beginner section with better writing.

I also finally discovered that Jabootu moved site. I kept checking the old one for ages, hoping for a new review. I forgave them shorty for the disection of the shit fest that is Rocky IV.

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High School Musical, the insanley over-hyped, shit movie forced upon us from every concievable angle, whether it be the movie itself being advertised in relentlessly repetitive campaigns non stop 24 hours a day every day, the merchandise which goes with it, mugs, cups, fucking spoons for crying out loud. The sing-along CD's (christ who needs them!) and the retarded follow-up which is sure to follow  fuck you, disney

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I may perhaps have been the only one who has ever seen it on this board, but I really used to like the show Yu-Gi-Oh (go ahead, laugh, I was a kid/preteen, and the writing wasn't actually THAT bad most of the time for that type of show...at least it wasn't Pokemon!), so I did, even though I felt a bit old for it, go to see the Yu-Gi-Oh Movie when it came out.
My god have I ever been more repulsed by a movie? ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE.

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Saving Private Ryan. It's way overrated. Seriously.

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Originally posted by MrBlonde:
Bored Idiot: I think me, you, BirthdayClown and Nurdy are the only ones that hated 300.

Every Uwe Boll film in it's own right is the worst movie of all time. Along with the MST3K classics: Manos: The Hands Of Fate andd Hobgoblins

this basically sums up how i feel about 300: http://www.the-editing-room.com/300.html

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High school musical! I couldn't stand it!  And i'm a 13 year old girl!

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I agree, and I havent even seen it.

Mr and Mrs Smith, that was crap. I'm sure I've seen worse though.

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Spider-man 3, boooooooooooo, put on the trailers again!

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Spider-man 300.
LOL! See what I did there? I combined two movie titles!!

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Magic 

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This one may be a little old for some of you.  My vote for worst film of all time is "Plan 9 From Outer Space"

Film-maker Ed Wood made this film in 12 days for, like, $75 & a six pack of beer to each of the "stars".  Bela Lugosi, who was the lone "name" actor, and was reprising a Dracula like vampire character in the film (which he swore, on his grave, he would never do again), died 1/2 through filming.  They replaced him with someone on the set's Chiropractor, who went around covering his face with his cape for the rest of the film, so no one could tell it wasn't Lugosi. The plot makes no sense, the acting WAY over the top & terrible, the sets & effects were pathetic, the dialog absolutely laughable.

This movie is so horrifically bad, and is such an example of how NOT to make a film, that it's gained cult status and is shown in artsy movie houses for their featured attraction midnight Friday movie.

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Plan 9 From Outer Space is probably the worst movie of all time but it's not the most hated. The most hated are Alien Vs. Pretador, The League Of Extraordinary, Battlefield Earth and let's not forget the greatest let down ever: Phat Girlz.

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Gigli?

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bridge to terabithia, it sucked!  i had to watch it with my school

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Actually I didn't find it that bad, I mean it can't have deep thought provoking moments because it's a Disney movie but it satayed true to the novel.

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Didn't see those.  At least they had money in their budgets to spend.  If it really comes down to it, I'd have to say anything that comes from the catagory "Giant Insect 1950's Fear Films" could be the worst ever; I think the actors in those films had to pony up money themselves to get them made...

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My list of worst movies are:

Joe Dirt
The Butterfly Effect
Any Lifetime movie about a victimized woman
Down and Out in Beverly Hills
Big Daddy
Say It Isn't So
Tank Girl
The Goldwyn Follies
Alan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold
As Good As It Gets
Big Bully
The Devil's Advocate
Brokedown Palace

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How the fuck can you not like The Devil's Advocate. That was a pretty good flick. Sure it has Keanu Reeves but so did The Matrix.

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Originally posted by KurtPikachu2001:
My list of worst movies are:

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Tank Girl
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Haw dare you, sir! *gloveslap*

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Shrek 3 was kinda bad

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Originally posted by britchenhauer:
High school musical! I couldn't stand it!  And i'm a 13 year old girl!

Oh yeah well I'm a 14 year old girl and I critize you for even watching it. *Glove slap duex*.

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They're releasing two sequels to High School Musical, the third one is being released theatrically. Fucking High School kids and their basketball based musicals.

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lol, spider-man 3! a big let down.

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Originally posted by MrBlonde:
They're releasing two sequels to High School Musical, the third one is being released theatrically. Fucking High School kids and their basketball based musicals.

I think I would rather eat one of my own eyeballs than watch any of those movies.
    haha.

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"Once Upon a Time In America" is on my list, too.  Stupid Godfather rip-off!