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Frisco17

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I agree with the halfling.
The other 10% is Liam Neeson.
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i_c_weiner

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Dinner for SchmucksIt's a remake of the '98 French black comedy "Le Dîner de Cons", which I've seen before and loved. Schmucks seems good.
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~FazeShift~

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*bump* For Get Low, Robert Duvall and Bill Murray, kewl.
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DrThunder88

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MEGA PIRANHA!!!!11one

They totally ripped off the part where the piranha jumps up to bite the helicopter from Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus! That being said, I'm glad they're piranhas and not candirus.
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« Reply #533 on: 04-21-2010 03:40 »
« Last Edit on: 04-21-2010 03:48 by coldangel_1 »
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Metal Gear Soild movie has been put on hold. Probably a good thing. Still no script for the next Star Trek. Keanu Reeves is still Spike in Cowboy Bebop, set to be released next year... There's a Green Lantern movie in the works. Pirates of the Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides is slated for May next year, and will have Blackbeard in it. There's also going to be a Hangover 2, and Mission: Impossible 4. Also Kung-Fu Panda 2, Transformers 3, and Underworld 4 next year. The sequel onslaught goes on... Curiously in 2011 there's going to be a Smurfs movie, combining live-action and CGI. I wish that were a joke. Maybe they're trying to tie-in with the success of Avatar. Less insane is the Tintin movie slated for December 2011. Resident Evil: Afterlife
I didn't know they could fit so many massive action clichés into one trailer. They've even got the guy who inexplicably throws his sunglasses at the camera in slow-motion! 
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Bend-err

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Keanu Reeves is still Spike in Cowboy Bebop, set to be released next year... <<< someone better kill Reeves before they start shooting
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Hah, I remember that. He's like some kind of dull template of existence. Keanu Reeves is still Spike in Cowboy Bebop, set to be released next year... <<< someone better kill Reeves before they start shooting
Maybe we can at least attempt to do that. I have 2 weeks off in June. I'll tell everyone I'm holidaying in...Antarctica. Pirates of the Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides is slated for May next year, and will have Blackbeard in it. I was just asking someone whether they were making this the other week. I think it was when we were waiting to see Kick Ass and there were about 15 of THE EXACT SAME posters for Clash of the Titans covering 2 square metres of the wall opposite us and we decided the big sea creature was the Kraken. I made a point that the Pirates movies were pretty decent sequels since they actually seemed to have stories to them. Also I have a bit of a thing for the sea and sea creatures..not a huge thing, just a slight interest. ... * is secretly a squid Spewformers 3? Seriously? I keep telling people original ideas have left the building but people always seem to want to debate me about it. Me no understandy.
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coldangel

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Yeah there aren't many movies that aren't remakes of old movies or adaptations of things from other mediums.
There'll be no Orlando Bloom or Keira Knightly in the next Pirates movie. That's a relief, because both of their characters shitted me to death.
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« Reply #539 on: 04-21-2010 09:52 »
« Last Edit on: 04-21-2010 10:09 »
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They totally ripped off the part where the piranha jumps up to bite the helicopter from Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus! I totally thought that too!, (even though gravely I've never seen Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus), and I totally knew you were going to say that too!
Additionally, I think I've mentioned this before, but the 1978 movie Piranha is a sterling movie.
I really thought it was more Cooper, or even Hayden. (Hayden did want to prevent communist subversion sapping and impurifying all of our precious bodily fluids!  ) I scoffed at Mega Pirahna until I saw the guy lying down, pummeling wave after wave of piranhas using only his feet. That was only, like, twenty seconds into it, too, so there wasn't really much time for scoffing.
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coldangel

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maybe you can't, I can
Perhaps with a silver garlic-tipped stake blessed by Pope Benedict. Also, Predators... I've almost had enough of them. I want George Lucas to make a Boba Fett movie.
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coldangel

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I just hope they don't give the Predator an elaborate back-story and character-development... explaining how he was teased as a boy for having a mutant vagina for a face and that's what drove him to kill everything...
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DrThunder88

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Maybe they have to band together stop Chris Hansen.
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Frisco17

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They'll make a movie about anything nowadays won't they?
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coldangel

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trailer raised an eyebrow on my face.
Would have been worrying if it had raised one somewhere else.
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There's a Green Lantern movie in the works.
And the trailer raised an eyebrow on my face.
What trailer?
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