Top 3 times you don't want to be Fry

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Pick your own.

1. Fighting Zoidberg in the clawplach (sp?) tournament
2. Being cooped up in the cell with Roberto
3. When Lrrr tried to cut off his "lower horn"

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Originally posted by Just Chris:
2. Being cooped up in the cell with Roberto

 

1. Having to be trapped in the Infosphere forever (after setting off the bomb). Man that would suck, and I hate the song American Pie.
2. When Bender the Werecar is chasing you because you are his dearest friend and he's supposed to kill you.
3. Being TOW-missled by Santa.

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1. From the time Zoidberg cuts off his arm until the end of Why Must I be a Crustacean...

2. Getting hit by lightning in Fryrish.

3. The time from just before the car crash until the moment he discovers he control's Amy's arm.

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1) The thousand years in a freezer tube.
2) on the probulator.
3) the entire robot-asylum incident.

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1. Having sex with his grandmother.

2. Falling into the sewer.  ("And the aftertaste!" )

3. Pretty much everything after he decides to break up with Amy.

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1. the probulator (Whooooo)
2. being a head stuck on Amy's body once he decides to break up with her
3. discovering what "trees up" does while skiing

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1. Getting his arm cut off by Zoidberg.
2. Getting his arm reattached the wrong way by Zoidberg.
3. Getting his leg cut off by Zoidberg.
4. Getting a lead pipe through him.
5. Having worms   
6. Being in a nasty car accident.
7. Being made sterile by the F-Ray.

And of course, the whole bit where he got "bored" of Amy, ugh   

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1. Stung by space bee. i mean, yeah he got it doing a noble loving thing, but damn that had to hurt.

2. arm hacked off by zoidburg

3. sitting by Leela's side during her coma. Emotional pain is still pain. And he had been told it was hopeless.

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Originally posted by Venus:
3. sitting by Leela's side during her coma. Emotional pain is still pain. And he had been told it was hopeless.

God you're such a shipper   

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1.) getting his arm cut off by zoidberg

2.) getting the tar kicked out of him to make him cry out the liquid emperor

3.) having to shut down the Lucy Lu bot

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1. Lrrr beeing after his cock
2. The arm chopping
3. Robot assylum

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No-one's mentioned the radiator woman from the radiator planet yet...

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1) The instant that the Robot Devil say "Leela has promised me her hand" to the end of that episode.

2) Zoidberg cutting his arm off.

3) Lrrr going after his lower horn.

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1: The Probulator
2: Being stuck in a wasteland with Michelle
3: Being stuck on the high gravity planet with Zapp

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1: to be Fry
2: to be Fry
3: to be Fry

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HEy, Bobby! Fry is pure splendor! n(or 90% at least)
1) Probulator
2) Lower horn incident
3) Getting his face sucked to smithereens by Edna

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1)getting burns from the radiator "woman"
2)arm chopped off by zoidberg
3)falling in the sewer

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Originally posted by Asylum-Fry:
 God you're such a shipper   

Hello! Can we say "obvious much"?   

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1) after finding out where slurm comes from.

2) After sleeping with his Gran.

3) After eating the Signoid's "4 different kinds of things" pizza, it was 4 wasn't it? or 6?

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I'll add one more.

When he made out with the radiator he thought was from the radiator planet.

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TOP 3 TIMES I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE FRY:
Getting his hands bitten off by a dinosaur.
Going through the first minute or so of the robot asylum scene.
Every incident in Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love from getting kissed by Edna to getting "healed" by Zoidberg.

TOP 3 TIMES I WOULD WANT TO BE FRY:
The steam room in WMIBACIL.
The nude conga line in Time Keeps On Slippin'.
The hot tub scene in A Taste Of Freedom.

And before anyone accuses me of being perverted... uhhhh... I'll run away! Muhahaha!

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Hmm, times that it sucks to be Fry...and I only get three?!  Geez, there are so many times to choose from...I mean, how many near-death experiences has that kid had anyway? 

Anywhos, back on topic...

1. The last part of Roswell that Ends Well, after he realizes he's his own grandfather ("I did do the nasty in the pasty..." )

2. Pretty much all of Insane in the Mainframe

3. The last couple minutes or so of Time Keeps on Slipping.   

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The only ones that mentioned any shippy things besides me where girls, I feel like such a douche.

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Originally posted by newhook_1:
The only ones that mentioned any shippy things besides me where girls, I feel like such a douche.

Aw, don't feel that way, it's sweet that a guy posted something shippy   

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yeah. and it ups your hotness level by like a point.

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Alright! That brings me to -1!

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[LaBarbara]It's better than nothing![/LB]

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Hey look at it this way. mate.. At least your one more point away to ZERO!
Muahahahahahahah!!
Oh wait..I don't even have a hotness level.
Awww..I made myself feel sad   

Anyway:
1. Fry finding out his fate when Dr.Z caught him with Edna and challenged him to Claw-Paw. "If u win we will make sweet sweet love!" ARRRGG!

2. Leela going out with Chad and asking me (Fry) to take Nibbler out to poop..Man THAT really got to hurt..

3. "OUCH! MY SPEARM! hey that didn't hurt this time..." Nuff' said.

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1) Getting stung by a space bee
2) Having sex with his own grandmother
3) Not being able to find out how to mkae Leela love him for most of the seasons

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1. Getting shot out of a pneumatic tube into a brick wall
2. Discovering that it's not a phone booth
3. Being bit by Richard Nixon
4. Crashing the moon buggy into a crater
5. Having to sleep in Bender's apartment
6. Landing so disproportionately in front of the Robot Elders
7. Being tackled and drugged by Larry, Walt, and Igner
8. Getting beat up by the crew and Emperor Bont
9. Smelling the garbage ball for the first time
10. Somehow getting caught in a six-pack ring
11. Getting "ass blisters" on the Slide to Hell
12. Knocking heads with Leela moments before their first real kiss
13. Nearly getting washed over a waterfall
14. Almost choking to death on a bottlecap

And that's just from the 1ACVxx production line.

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1. Fighting Zoidberg
2. Being stuck on Amy's shoulder when Gary wants to pick up the check
3. Slaving for Hamenthotep and Bender

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1. Having shining orange hair.
2. Sing gay songs (I0m walking on sunshine)
3. Being useless

Top 3 reason I'd love to be fry

1. SNOOZ SNOOZ!
2. Leela
3. Year 300!

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Originally posted by Nefnar:
1. Having shining orange hair.

WTF? That would be awsome! I'm more worried about the massive overbite and lack of a pinky  .

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Yeah, you are right, having shining orange hair would be cool.
Many people had/has orange hair:

Cubert
Hubert
Fry

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Originally posted by Nefnar:
1. Having shining orange hair.
2. Sing gay songs (I0m walking on sunshine)
3. Being useless

Hey!His hair is awesome, he isn't useless, and I love the song Walking on Sunshine!!!        

Top 3 reasons I'd hate to be Fry:
1) Always being turned down by Leela
2) The entire episode of WMIBACIL
3) (tie between...)Being on Amy's shoulder when that guy picks up the tab or when her realises he slept with his grandma.

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Knocking heads with Leela moments before their first real kiss????

Being made sterile by the F-Ray????

(Zoidy style) What? When did these happen?

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In seasons 1 and 2.
 

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1.) When the Robot Devil was going to kill him in the last episode of the 1st season(Bender goes to hell)
2.)When his nose got tooken
3.)When he played the holophoner bad infornt of an audience.Ouch.

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1.)When he was stupid
2.)Maybe when he was stuppid
3.)May I add, when he was stupid

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Times when being Fry would suck
1. At the end of Time Keeps On Slippin'
2. At the end of Parasites Lost (although Bender in those pajama bottoms is pretty funny)
3. MICHELLE 

Times when being Fry would kick ass:
1. At the end of Devil's Hands :flirt :(what....?)
2. Driving around in an old VW microbus following Beck on tour (did I mention how much like Beck? A thousand times, you say?)
3. After drinking 100 cups of coffee.