Top 3 times you don't want to be Fry

[#40 :]

yes, at the end of time keeps slippin. That would hurt   

Can you hear those calvary drums... oh never mind.

[#41 :]

1.Leela refusing to go out with him
2.Zoidberg performing operations on him
3.Being a head on amys shoulder
 

[#42 :]

1.Being bashed up by friends in 'My Three Suns'
2.Being kissed by Edna in 'Why Must I Be A Crustacian In Love'
3.The whole episode of 'Spanish Fry'

[#43 :]

1.Everything that happened in'Spanish Fry'
2.Being beat up in 'My Three Suns'
3.The ending of 'Time Keeps on Slippin'

[#44 :]

1. Staying with Leela beside her bed when she's in a coma. (The feelings of despair. Gods, I'm such a pansy!)

2. Leela going out with Chad and asking him to pick up Nibbler's impossibly heavy shit.

3. Finding out that I'm my own grandpa.


Mental damage is so much worse than pysical pain. I can handle physical pain. Have any of you ever had a chest tube taken out? Man, that hurts.

[#45 :]

 

Originally posted by Wooter:
3. Finding out that I'm my own grandpa.

So, you wouldn't mind being Fry when he had sex with his grandmother; you just don't want to be him when he finds out?

[#46 :]

1. Almost the entire episode of Spanish Fry (it wasn't that bad until he got abducted  )
2. Being kissed by Edna   
3. The time when Leela was in a coma

[#47 :]

giving up smartness n stuff by killing his brain
eating the toilet sandwitch
having sperm ridden by zoidberg

[#48 :]

1. Getting stabbed by the bee

2. The holophoner recital

3. The whole episode of Jurrasic Bark

[#49 :]

1. At the end of TKoS when Leela inadvertently blows up his message in the stars.

2. In Jurrasic Bark when Bender threw his pet rock dog in the lava.

3. When Leela is in that coma...

Darn I'm a shipper... well better run before someone hunts me down and burns me on a stake... so long!

[#50 :]

1. The events of The Sting. I mean, getting stabbed through the abdomen with a gigantic bee stinger, then finding out that your girlfriend is comatose...yeah, that would hurt.

2. The events of WMIBACIL (long episode name...bleh). Not only for having his arm cut off, but I would really hate to make out with a giant crustacean.

3. The end of Time Keeps On Slippin'.

[#51 :]

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned Hell is Other Robots, where Bender hugs him.

Seriously, that was creepy.

And for the other two, The Sting and Time Keeps on Slippin', for reasons I am too lazy to outline, but have already been mentioned. Mostly in the post right above mine.

[#52 :]

Hooray! People are paying attention to me! *dances*

[#53 :]

Hey! i was a shipper long before you knew what the term was Mandy!

Don't pay attention to her! Pay attention to meee!!!

Naw i'm kidding. Have you been in the fanart/fiction section Mandy? I think you would like it there.

[#54 :]

Not really. *goes to check it out*

[tangent]Actually, you were probably a shipper before I discovered the show...I learned of Futurama in 2003, though I have vague memories of seeing The Series Has Landed, as well as a commercial for The Deep South.[/tangent]

[#55 :]

1.Clawplaq in WMIBACIL
2.Lrrr trying to remove his lower horn in Spanish Fry
3.Crying out the Emperor in My Three Suns.

[#56 :]

1 - Knowing if you manage to survive Clawplaq (ie. live) you have to make out with Edna
2 - Comatosed love interest (Leela) in the Space Bee episode
3 - Around coffee cup 90 (anyone who has brocken the 5 cups of coffee in an hour barrier will have some imaginings of the horror this would entail - not recomended!)

[#57 :]

1.) I'm surprised nobody has mentioned this-During Farnsworth Parabox during the parallel Frys and Leelas scene. Finding out you could have all your dreams come true if a coin toss came out heads and you got beat up would suck.
2.) The end of TKoS for reasons mentioned before. The irony is, if Leela hadn't been so nice in letting Fry take the helm, she would have seen it.
3.) Claw Plaque. Your best friend wants you to die, a crustacean's trying to kill you, and if you do survive, you have to make love to a lobster. Ain't Fry's life peachy?

Edit- Curse my horrensous typing skills!

[#58 :]

Welcome to Peel Procyon, enjoy your stay here at Nerdworld! 

1)Being under Zoidberg's knife!
2)Finding out in the Farnsworth Parabox all your dreams could have come true!
3)Lrrr trying to remove his 'lower horn'!

[#59 :]

Thanks! I'm actually wearing my I Love Nerds shirt today! 

So this post isn't totally useless- 4.) The part of the Why of Fry, when Fry finds out that the Nibblonians put his life to a halt by shoving him in the tube. Of course, his life was made completely better, but when he says "But it was my life..." 

[#60 :]

Aw, I so agree with you on that one Procyon, that line broke my heart!  It was rather unexpected, too, to hear from Fry. But it still fits.
Oh, and welcome to PEEL *shakes hands* 

As for staying on-topic...
1) The events of The Sting were quite shitty. Besides having been stung, his whole staying at the hospital for 2 weeks is as uncomfortable as it can be. Knowing that Leela may never wake up, recovering from a nasty wound etc...

2) Claw Plaque. No more words needed on that.

Think I'll try one that isn't emotion/shippy here for a change:
3) Tasting Bender's fire-robot-thing-food in the beginning of BGM that burned his tongue. Just nasty!

[#61 :]

Well... The 3 moments when it really sucks being Fry?? (man, this is going to be really shippy - and yes Venus - you're the only one true shipper - just in case you ask       )

1. The whole The Sting situation - trying to protect somebody you love only to find out that you failed
2. The Time Keeps on sleepin' - every thing from having a bouquet showed in his face at the weeding through complete rejection to the destruction of whis gargantous effort
3. Well - it could be Parasites Lost or rather... The ending scene of Love&Rocket - he managed to bring him and Leela together and the Valentine's Day moment was destroyed by Zoidberg

Those are the shippiest things I can come up with. I'm just a emotional beast...
Of course the above points are true only if you don't take shippy fics into account - which we don't, do we?? 

[#62 :]

 

Originally posted by swidzi:
 and yes Venus - you're the only one true shipper

Damn right i am! Now bow! Bow before the shipper queen! Come on, i said dooooooo it!

[#63 :]

Okey-dokey. *bows* We're not worthy!

[#64 :]

*low, monotone voice* all glory to the HypnoVenus

[#65 :]

Looks like the newbies are taking a liking to you, eh Venus?
I want people to bow to me     

But since I'm here....*bows* All hail Venus!

[#66 :]

1: All the time, though he is cool.

[#67 :]

1- when he makes earth basket team lose for 244-86
2- the whole second half of "why must i be a crustacean in love"
3- being in the robot asylum

[#68 :]

 *bows for Futurama Nerd*   

Hm, have to think...
1) at the end of Parasites Lost- I mean, come on! He almost had her and then lost her again in such an unpleasant way!

2) WMIBACIL, from the moment he discovered what Edna REALLY called him over for   

3) Guess that would be The Farnsworth Parabox, as somebody mentioned and explained before so I won't have to do it 

[#69 :]

Thank you   

[#70 :]

Omigod... I don't know who to bow down...Venus, FNerd, Venus, FNerd... Oh the tension... I will kill my self now!!!
* swidzi walks off holding a noose - you hear a choking sound, then a loud thud... Then you hear swidzi's weak voice: 'damn this rope'

Any way I must agree with Cass that the end of PL is really, really sad... And the scene in TDESS when nobody believes him that he saved the world?? Man, that must've sucked...

[#71 :]

*bows to both Venus and FNerd*
damnit, I bow too easily before women

4. Whe he gets the emporer kicked out of him

[#72 :]

Can i just ask where 'shippy' and 'shipper' come from? I get the meaning but have never heard the word before.
 

[#73 :]

TheSpacePope, the word "shipper" comes from "relationshipper"--i.e., someone who supports the relationship between two characters. In Futurama, it is used exclusively to refer to Fry and Leela's relationship. (I assume it could be used for other relationships within the series, but if a Futurama fan says "Oh, that was such a shippy episode", just assume that they mean that the episode had to do with Fry and Leela.)

[#74 :]

Wow, you learn fast Shippy Mandy.
But yes, she is right.

So I don't go off-topic: 4) The second half of WMIBACIL.

continue to bow

[#75 :]

Thank you.

*bows*

Here are some more times I'd hate being Fry:

4. Snu-snu with the Amazonians. Yes, it's sex, but it's extremely painful sex...like being raped by someone three times your size. (Which is basically what it was--those Amazonians showed no mercy!)

5. The oxygen scene in Love and Rocket. I'd assume suffocating would be very uncomfortable.

6. Basically any time where Leela rejects him.

[#76 :]

ok cool thanks for that Shippy Mandy

[#77 :]

1. Crawling up his own ass in 'Parasites Lost'.

2. Inflating his head in 'Time Keeps On Slipping', and that ending too.

3. In the 'Why of Fry'. Being asked to walk Nibbler and deal with his 'steamers', knowing that Leela's off sleeping with someone much more important. That was such a depressing scene.

[#78 :]

Ok, Total newbie here but whats shippy?

    p.s.
Venus Rules !

[#79 :]

Just look above Captan Yesterday, Shippy Mandy just explained it to me!