Benders best moments!

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what do you think were the funniest things bender has done, why is he so cool?
talk about bender here!

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Episode 2 - The Series Has Landed

Bender talking about Blackjack and hookers      (btw, forget the Blackjack  )

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Your Social Security Check's late!
Stuff costs more than it used to!
Young people use curse words!

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I really enjoy hanging out with you guys, HEEE a suicide booth! So long suckers!!

In lesser of 2 evils

Or:
When he cheats the stop`n drop out of 25 cents.

Come on kill me already!! By the way my name is bender.

Episode 1 space pilot 3K

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bender's attitude is what makes him so cool 

btw, welcome to the board Futurdude! 

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so long losers whom i've always hated....c'mon! it'll be fun!

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Originally posted by Bovinatron:
so long losers whom i've always hated....c'mon! it'll be fun!

what will be fun? 

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A quote from "The Honking" when Bender goes to claim his inheritance.

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Originally posted by r_hawks:
A quote from "The Honking" when Bender goes to claim his inheritance.

hehe yeah...nm...i'm so dum 

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Future Freak need brain for smart making!

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Brains make people stupid?

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OMG FF didnt understand a quote Did a certain Mr A. Heimer visit you?

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Originally posted by Radijs:
OMG FF didnt understand a quote Did a certain Mr A. Heimer visit you?

If so, ff wouldn't remember   

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From Love labors in lost space :
using the gaydar
- It's the same as well, I think he comes from a dimension that's big on musical theaters!

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War is the H-Word:
Antiquing?

Amazon Women:
All I know is, this gold says it was the best mission ever.

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Doll:  Eat my shorts!
Bender: OK
::Eats shorts::
Bender:  Mmm . . . shorts

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Bender: <whisper> i think he means 10 wins on the GAY circuit
Racer man: I WISH.  Those guys can really fly

heh

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The bit where Bender helps Angaline bend a Girder.

The whole Penguin scene where Bender was a penguin, that was so cute.

"I don't know but when I look at their little facese it makes you what to puke...in a good way"

Bender bangs between his legs to prove that he's not a man . he's a man bot.

Wait till Latere I have more 

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Originally posted by Juliet:
Wait till Latere I have more

Oh lordy, you got her started . . .

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Originally posted by MrBurns:
If so, ff wouldn't remember      

yes, this intellectual discussin is far too detailed for my tiny brain to comprehend 

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Originally posted by futurefreak:
yes, this intellectual discussin is far too detailed for my tiny brain to comprehend   

thats hard to believe 

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Originally posted by VelourFog:

thats hard to believe   

too intellectual, i tell ya! 

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I told I have more

Bender going to the carwash,
"Bite my shinny Metal ass"
Bender being sober,
Bender in a tux,
Bender as Captain,
Bender can't go pimping in the Shoulder episode,
errr... hmmm.
Bender's singing,

I can't think of anymore but I have more 

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In My three suns
In little Neptun shop bying a slug

"Green or purple?"

"Purple one courses nightmare diaröe!"

"Yeah, yeah eather ones fine."

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I like it when he is looking at robot pornography on the planet that hates humans

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Originally posted by Juliet:
Bender can't go pimping in the Shoulder episode

Haha, yeah that was great.

"Bendah honey, we looove you."

"Yeah baby, I know it!"

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this first one works as a one liner and the second one works with the first one...
"Ah computer dating... It's like pimpin but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head" "

Leela: "Bender this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?"

Bender: " Don't make me go upside your head!"


Or the whole scence of "processing" zaps file on a head on my shoulders

"She IS well traveled... And I don't mean she travels alot"
Guess what episode I am watching...

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The internet scene where Bender was a sexy nurse and aks for money was cool

I love that scene 

"How 'bout the nicks"

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Originally posted by Juliet:
The internet scene where Bender was a sexy nurse and aks for money was cool

I love that scene   

"How 'bout the nicks"

hehe yeah that was funny 

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I like, "Megan's Hitting me daddy bender" and Bender casually pulls out a baseball bat and hands it to the little girl.

And...hrm...

The scene where Bender turned into a Were-Car

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Bender being a dad in Cyber House rules was pretty funny

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Originally posted by The Baz:
Bender being a dad in Cyber House rules was pretty funny

hehe..."i'm attracted to a man with responsibility"

"ok lemme just ditch these kids in an alley... "

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Oh... Your... God!

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Best Bender moment in recent episodes is when he is dressed up like a horse and he is drugging the horses when the jockey comes running up and says, "Hey! What are you doing!?" and Bender simply turns around and says, "This" and drugs his ass.  Classic Bender.

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"Pay the man!"

"Gimme a B"
"Gimme an E"
"Gimme a N"
"Gimme a D"
"Gimme an E"
"Gimme a R"

B - E - N - D - E - R

GO BENDER GO BENDER .....   -mute-
.....
(pretty good action of hermes,too)


"I´M A MIGHTY FEMBOT!
 RELEASE THE PRISONERS!
 A N D  B R I N G  G O L D!"

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Bender as a dad was so cool

I WANT TO ADOTP A KID WITH HIM! 

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Originally posted by ChiefBunghole:


"I´M A MIGHTY FEMBOT!
 RELEASE THE PRISONERS!
 A N D  B R I N G  G O L D!"

"Ooh . . . I'm a scary femputer.
Release the prisoners!  And bring gold, (?)lot's of it(?)"
"What for femputer want gold?"
"You heard the man!"

Later . . .

"All I know is that this gold says it was the best mission ever."

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Originally posted by Juliet:
Bender as a dad was so cool

I WANT TO ADOTP A KID WITH HIM!   

aw...how cute... 

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Yes Bender is cute 

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Originally posted by Juliet:
Yes Bender is cute   

especially in that avator of yours Juliet!