DuffMan2004
Crustacean
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Originally posted by *MrBurns*: *Episode 2 - The Series Has Landed Bender talking about Blackjack and hookers (btw, forget the Blackjack ) * Definitely one of the Bender's funniest moments, and possibly my favorite. I just watched that episode about an hour ago.
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Gocad: I love the scene in which Bender is sleeping and starts saying: "Kill all humans, must kill all humans..." Hey sexy mama, you wanna kill all humans?
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Do The Bender
Crustacean
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"Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?" And! "Every time I said "Kill all humans" I'd always mutter "Except Fry"" Bender rocks!
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Allen
Professor
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« Reply #86 on: 01-03-2004 21:46 »
« Last Edit on: 01-03-2004 21:46 »
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Originally posted by Do The Bender: "Every time I said "Kill all humans" I'd always mutter "Except Fry""
The correct line is: "All those times I said 'Kill all humans,' I'd always whisper, 'Except one.' Fry was that 'one' and I never told him so! (Bender cries.) "Aw, you know what always cheers me up? Laughing at other people's misfortunes." (Bender laughs) (Bender laughs at what Leela says) "Oh wait, you were serious? Let me laugh even harder." (does so) ------------------ You may have the attitude and you may have the power, but there's one thing you don't have and never will; friends, four of them, standing behind you with big heavy things.
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Pharaoh edel
Poppler
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"Goodbye moderation"
"You know Fry I've always wanted to be a Prime Minister"
Thats little Bender your talking about, your not a Robot or a Man so you wouldn't understand!"
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Uncle Whippity
Crustacean
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In "Brannigan, Begin Again" 'Leela, save me! And my ukelele! [pause] And Fry!'
Cracks me up, especially for the fact that we never see the ukelele again....
(From memory, so please forgive any inaccuracy.)
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Muledogus
Crustacean
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Fry: wheres the bathroom?
Bender: the bath what?
Fry: the bathroom?
Bender: the what room?
Fry: THE BATHROOM!
Bender: the what what?
and also...
"and that solves the mystery of the stolen ring, this calls for a drink." (pulls out 3 beers and drinks them all himself)
thats just two from many, bender is the best
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Uncle Whippity
Crustacean
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Originally posted by Xmpel: He plays a Banjo. We do see that Banjo again in the eps "Where the buggalo roam " and "Insane in the mainframe". Posibly some other that I can't come up with.
You know, you're right. I blame my poor memory on... ah, I forgot.
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Sil
Professor
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(Insane laughter) "Game's over, losers; I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves." See my answering machine for further details
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Pharaoh edel
Poppler
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If I thought there was a whole other life, I'd kill my self right now.
My life, and by extension everyone elses is meaningless.
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ItsASuppository
Crustacean
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I can't believe no one has mentioned "Love and a Rocket." It is definitely my favorite bender episode and these sequence of lines are my all time favorite.
Bender: "Well, I'm sick of her." Fry: "The ship? But you just started dating." Bender: "With my mighty robot powers, I can get sick of things much quicker than you humans." Leela: "Well, just remember we all still have to work together. So try and let her down easy." Bender: "In due time, Leela. But for now, I'll just resume dating cheap floozies on the side." Fry: "You have much to teach us." Leela: "Doesn't it bother you even a little to be taking advantage of your girlfriends trust?" Bender : (laughs) "Oh wait, your being serious, let me laugh even harder." (laughs harder)
That and his song after he dumps the ship "Bender is great, oh bender is great, bender, bender, bender..." crack me up all the time.
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Y_L_B
Professor
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Dear God, you want me to CHOOSE?
Besides Fry (and perhaps Yancy), Bender is my FAVE!
Oh well.
I'll pick one nobody mentioned yet.
In "Hell is other Robots", after Bender is baptised and crap, that whole "religious Bender" thing cracked me up! LIke:
"(singing) Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day! (talking) Greetings friends. Don't we all look nice today?"
And who could forget:
"Friends! Friends! Surely you're not going to eat before we say Robot Grace? [The crew grumble. Bender closes his eyes.] In the name of all that is good and logical we give thanks for the chemical energy we are about to absorb. To quote the prophet Jerimatic: 1000101010101...
[Time Lapse. The crew have given up and are anxiously waiting for Bender to finish.]
...0010110012. Amen."
And the one that sorta freaks us all out-
"Mmmm! Mmmm! Fry. You're my friend! [Fry, unsure, pats Bender on the back. Bender stands up again.] C'mon, everyone line up for a hug. Let's tear down some emotional walls. "
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roguestorm
Poppler
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all from the devils hands are idle playthings: good day madam... we hope to see you soon for tea y'know sometimes i wish your real parents were still alive... not a lot *hug* *sing* the use of words expressing something other than their literal intention, now that is irony! hehehehehehe
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Y_L_B
Professor
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Originally posted by squidORlobster: I can't believe Zoidy turned down that hug! Me either! Most of the times isn't HE offering the hugs?
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