Y_L_B

Professor

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« #80 : 02-10-2004 20:38 »
« : 02-10-2004 20:38 »
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*bump* Originally posted by Teral: Zoidberg: "As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wonderous thing happened, why not? They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets - including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays, but not be destroyed by them - Earth. So all over the world, couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg! And no one could've been happier, unless it would've also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray!" That's most definately one of my favorites!  My other favorite Zoidy quotes (which I know other people have mentioned) are... From "Time Keeps on Slipping" Fry: My life is so empty. Zoidberg: ZOOIIIIIDDBERGG! From "Bend Her": Zoidberg: There's a frilly cake in here you'd never forget! I know I won't! At night it haunts me with it's frosted beauty...ORDER THE CAKE, DAMMIT! and, From "Why must I be a Crustatian in Love?" Zoidberg: It's all so complicated with the flowers and the romance and the lies upon lies! It's hard to believe that some people think that Zoidberg is the one that got Futurama cancelled.  Everyone knows that Futurama was cancelled because the people at FOX are just evil bastards. Edit: A very crustacious... TOTPD!------------------ Now a proud Bending Unit!
Y.L.B.-Not your Grandpa's Grandkid.
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SlackJawedMoron

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« #85 : 02-20-2004 07:58 »
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ZoidburgThe music came from your heart, not from your hands. (Fry plays holophoner and is berated by the auidience) *Zoidburg*Your music's bad and you should feel bad! Also: One day, they'll look up, from the gutter they will, to see King Zoidburg caressing their precious box! (not sure about the exact wording)
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gottalovebender

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« #107 : 06-26-2004 11:20 »
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Originally posted by chunks: dwight: i heard alcohol is bad for you fry: NO I'M........DOESN'T! I don't mean to offend, but first that has nothing to do with Zoidy, and second it's "I heard alcohol makes you stupid" back on-topic, ZOIDY: Hooray, I'm helping(Insane in the mainframe) ZOIDY: And I'm the other guy, courage, not enough of it.(AOI2) LEELA: What's going on, why did you kidnap us? ZOIDY: and why did I have to take a cab(AOI2) ZOIDY: I can't believe every ones just ad-libbing (TDHAIPT) ZOIDY: "Ohhh Dannyboy! The pipes! The pipes are calling!" BENDER: "Whoyboy?" ZOIDY: "From gland to gland and down ..." BENDER: "Dannyboy?? You are at my funeral singing about some dead stiff named Dannyboy?? You really are a massive bonehead!" ZOIDY: "I'm expressing my sorrow!" BENDER: "Get lost!" (APTR) ZOIDY: "Alright, anteater number one. Who are you protecting? Is it anteater number two? Don't stick your tongue out at me! I need a name!" ANTEATER 1: *growl* ZOIDY: "What? How do you spell that?" HERMES: "What are you hacking off? Is it my torso? It is! My precious torso!" ZOIDY: "Hermes, quiet! I'm deducing things."(AOI1)
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Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary

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« #108 : 06-26-2004 19:10 »
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Originally posted by gottalovebender: ZOIDY: "From gland to gland and down ..."
The line is "from glen to glen...." A glen is a narrow/secluded valley. Bender: "I forgot it's a hover bridge" Leela: "And I forgot this isn't a hover car." Fry: "Is any of that a problem?" Zoidberg: "Not if you've lived a life without regrets." ... (He freaks out)
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