Todays comedians could learn from this guy!

[Reply #40 on:]

Fry: ...Like Doctor Zoidberg! He's a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage, and does!
Zoiby: Damn right!

[Reply #41 on:]

Zoidberg: "It's all so complicated, with the flowers, and the romance, and the lies upon lies."
Fry: "okay, Okay! Don't worry. The love meister will take you under his wing."
Zoidberg: "What! Now there's a bird involved?"

[Reply #42 on:]

Zoidberg:
"The Bones, I always forget about the Bones!"

[Reply #43 on:]

Careful Fry, I think that flag might be poisonous!
You're student loans have been repaid? Then how about lending your old pal Zoidberg a few bucks? Mr Millionaire!
Look at me! I'm doctor Zoidberg, Homeowner!

And the shot of him preparing his house was funny too.

Basically, the whole Deep South ep was one big Zoidberg extravaganza

[Reply #44 on:]

Welcome to PEEL, Bender3000. Enjoy it here.   

Bender: “Look, outdoor theater. Let’s get tickets, oh let’s do.”
Zoidberg: “No, it’s the ceremonial claw-plach. Where my species fight to the death over matters of honour! Also whether abbreviations count in Scrabble. THEY DON’T!”
Fry: “I didn't come here to see any activity involving two guys.Where do you people do your erotic display?”
Zoidberg: “Same place as your species: the beach.”

[Reply #45 on:]

Thanks
A fancy party, I'll wear my formal shell.
Hey, I'm trying to sleep in here!
She scalded and hit me. I'm telling you she's risking my friendship with her!

And his speech in A Clone of My Own was great.

[Reply #46 on:]

Zoidberg: "I won't say the professor is old, but considering his age he's likely to die soon." [silence] "Hey, Ringo, that was the joke. Oh, it's "Showtime At The Apollo" all over again."

[Reply #47 on:]

Flexo: "Think fast!" (opens door, releasing cloud of fumes into Fry's face; Fry gasps for air and convulses) "Get it? It's chlorine gas!"
Zoidberg: "It's funny, because it's poisonous!"

Check out the Futurama emoticons at Say Argh! The Zoidberg is to die for, maybe?

[Reply #48 on:]

They left out a few obvious ones.
X;) <--- Amy smiley

[Reply #49 on:]

Aw, of course--an "X!" I was trying to get Amy's hair right using an "E," and of course it was a miserable failure. (I had slightly better luck using a centered dot for her pretty little button nose.) Please be sure to make sure the boyos at SayArgh.com get it!!

[Reply #50 on:]

The "Why do you hate Zoidberg"-thread, inspired me to bump this puppy. Anyt new and hillarious Zoidy-isms from this season?

Zoidberg: "My planets embassy? They're paid not to kill me."

Zoidberg: "I wonder what the Shroud of Turin taste like."

Zoidberg: "Ambassador Moiven, you killed my lawyer."
Ambassador Moiven: "You're welcome."

[Reply #51 on:]

Zoid:Well your body is back but i couldnt find your dorsal fin
Fry:i can live without it
Zoid:if you call that living!

[Reply #52 on:]

Zoidberg: I felt things I've never felt before: Love, jelousy (spelling?), passion for disemboweling...

[Reply #53 on:]

Zoidberg: (cyring) That pig over there is wearing the same sandals as me...

[Reply #54 on:]

Welcome Roadkill and Monty Carlo!

[Reply #55 on:]

I think the best Zoidberg gag from this 'season' was the regression through his larval stages in "TMLH," but that was visual so I can't really quote it.

Anyway, one of my all-time favorites:

"Oh God -- I'm coming down!"  (Not really funny unless you see and hear it.)

[Reply #56 on:]

Question: do you have to have been cryogenicly frozen to get the free-- [guy slam a door]
You didn't let me finish. I was going to say: "To get the free food." 

[Reply #57 on:]

...they got meddals...

[Reply #58 on:]

Farnsworth: "Zoidberg! What the hell were you doing in there?"
Zoidberg: "That's where I live. I have no home."

[Reply #59 on:]

THE SORRY DANCE!!!!!!!!

[Reply #60 on:]

In "why must I be a cruestation in love".
Zoidberg: Yo Yo Yo, throw me the rock.

In "I dated a robot". Well... its not really a quote but when he keeps doing that You go girlfriend thing with his claws.
*hillarity ensures

[Reply #61 on:]

Zoidberg: "What? I'm going to go through all my larval stages?" (changes)

[Reply #62 on:]

Zoidberg: "Screw you!"

[Reply #63 on:]

Zoidberg: "What do I smell or something? (Smells himself) Awww....

[Reply #64 on:]

I always chuckle when I hear Zoidy do his mangled version of Slurm's Wimmy Wam WamWazzle. Or whatever. 

[Reply #65 on:]

[ZOIDBERG]Whammy wozzle![/ZOIDBERG]

[Reply #66 on:]

he says to fry- young lady, im an expert on humans

[Reply #67 on:]

looking over frys coffin zoidberg: I wish I could of removed that stinger..

[Reply #68 on:]

[Zoidberg]Whoop Whoop Whoop Whoop [/z]

[Reply #69 on:]

"Did you see me escaping? I was all 'whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!'"

[Reply #70 on:]

Well, I'd have to pick Dr. Z's pronounciation of the word "robot". Gets me every time.

Oh, and (Quote Nazi me if I've got the wording wrong): "The heart! That's where the food is digested!"

[Reply #71 on:]

Roberto: I've got a hostage!

Zoidberg: Hooray! I'm helping

 

[Reply #72 on:]

Not sure about this quote from 30% Iron Chef.  Zoidberg's broken Prof. F's ship in a bottle, and reflects when he's found out, he'll get yelled at.

"But if Zoidberg fixes it, presents, maybe?"

It's funnier when it's properly quoted.  *slinks off*

EDIT: Well, the post's been bumped, better make myself look smart by quoting it properly: "Oh no! Professor will hit me. But if Zoidberg fixes it, then perhaps gifts!"

See?  Wasn't that funnier?

[Reply #73 on:]

Leela: Here you can find all kind of weard creatures

zoidy coming walking

Zoidberg: Hello

[Reply #74 on:]

Zoidberg: "You still have Zoidberg... you ALL still have Zoidberg!"

[Reply #75 on:]

"Excuse me, I believe I'm the doctor."

"I'm a Doctor!"

"I'm a doctor, she's dead."

[Reply #76 on:]

Autopsyguy:Stomach content:
1 Deviled egg
Zoidberg: Deviled egg?
- = Eats the egg = -
Autopsyguy
The same deviled egg.

[Reply #77 on:]

Zoidberg: "Well, editing is a long and costly process, but we spend all the money on pies .. sooo it'll be ready Friday."

Poopenmeier: "It's Santa! Get him, Jesus!"
Zoidberg: "I help those who help themself!"

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I'm going to put one of mine in context:

Zoidburg bursts into a water-lamase class, drooling and screaming.

Women:AAAAAAAH
Newborn baby; Waaa! Waaaa!
Instructor: Is there a doctor in the building?
Zoidburd: IIIII'm a doctor!
Women: AAAAAAAH!
Many children are born.

[Reply #79 on:]

Zoidberg:  That's why I love Earth.  You can do what you want, and no one makes you feel guilty because no one cares.
Fry:  We're not listening.
Zoidberg (happily):  That's what I'm talking about.