Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« : 03-22-2002 17:55 »
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Sure quoting the Zapper and Kif is great. They have some awesome lines, but we all know that the funniest character is the grotesque stinking lobster, the crab with the jab, the big red hope, in short: Zoidberg. So share your fondest memories about Zoidy.
Airforce officer: “This experiment will determine what food, if any, the alien eats.”
(Zoidy is lead into a room with a well-decked table)
Zoidberg: “A buffet. Oh, if only I had my vallet with me.”
Airforce officer: (Over intercom) “Uhh, it’s free.”
Zoidberg: “Aiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeoooouuuu uuu.”
(Foods splatters on the two-way mirror, and Zoidy starts to slurp it off)
President Truman: “If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you’re here to make war, we surrender.”
Zoidberg: “Both good, the important thing is, I’m meeting new people.”
President Truman: “Bushwah. Now what’s your mission, are you here to make some kind of alien/human-hybrid.”
Zoidberg: “Are you coming on to me?”
President Truman: “Hot crackit! I take exception to that.”
Zoidberg: “I’m not hearing a no-ooo.”
Zoidberg: “And I’m the other guy. Courage, not enough of it, need some from What’s-his-name.”
Zoidberg: "So, now Zoidberg is big, ahh. That's more like it. Who's intimidating who now, big city? Hello, Mr. Chase Manhattan Bank. Deny my credit card applications will you? Yaarrggh. Uuurggh. Ah, the famed Apollo Theater. Booo me of stage on "Open Mike Night", eh? I'll show you! Yaaarrggghh. Yaaaarrgghhh."
That scene in "Why Must I Be A Chrustacean In Love" when Zoidy goes nuts in the gym was priceless. One of the best jokes ever.
Okay, your turn.
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cellery
Starship Captain
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« #1 : 03-22-2002 18:12 »
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I'm going to paraphrase these quotes from memory until I get back from the movie and go watch the eps again. Anyway, here's some of my faves:
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Zoidberg: Be careful with that Adlai Leela, he's a doctor, they're very poor.
Leela: Actually, most doctors are rich.
Zoidberg: What?!? When did this happen? You're joking, right? That's not funny!
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Zoidberg: Oh, you're both very lucky. I'd pay anything to end my miserable loneliness. If only I weren't so desperately poor!
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Zoidberg: I don't trust that doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's treated.
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Nurse: Are you ready to operate Doctor?
Zoidberg: I'd love to, but first I have to perform surgery! I kid, I kid.
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Zoidberg: Scalpel... blood bucket... priest... next patient!
Soldier: Whoa doc, I ain't dead!
Zoidberg: Excuse me, I believe I'm the doctor here.
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JoJo
Bending Unit
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« #4 : 03-23-2002 02:26 »
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Zoidberg:now, pick a mouth, open it, and say wrwrbbrwwrb. Fry:wbbrrbbr. Zoidberg:What?! My mother was a saint, get out!!!! ----------- Hermes:He's twitchin' like zoidberg when someone mentions the word food. Zoidberg:hm hmh, what now??? ----------- Zoidberg:disembowling, in your species... fatal or non-fatal? Fry:Fatal!!! ----------- Zoidberg:... for one beautiful night i knew what it was to be a grandmother... ----------- 
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BrainSluggo
Starship Captain
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« #6 : 03-23-2002 06:39 »
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Fry: "Was anyone hurt?" Zoiby: "No, no. Of course not. No one but you. I'm afraid your body was badly damaged in the crash. That's it over there."  "Hooray! It's just like Mardi Gras!!" Funny because it's true. Zoiby: "Zoiby want balloon now! Zoiby want to go outside!" Fry: "Arrgh! I just let you back in!!" Zoiby: "Oh God--I'm coming DOWN!!" Zoiby: "It just so happens I have mail-order degrees in murderology AND murderonomy. Zoidberg is afoot!!" |
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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« #7 : 03-23-2002 10:45 »
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How to start a character right. (Parentheses indicate parts I'm not sure about)
Professor: I have to warn you, though, he's a little odd. He wears sandals.
*Professor opens door, and Fry sees El Zoido*
Fry: *GASP*
P: (Dr. Zoidberg), here's our new delivery boy. He'll be needing a physicall
Zoidberg: *Holding something that looks sharp, pointy, and really, REALLY painful* Excellent, excellent.
P: You'll be fine. *Gives Fry a worried look, and leaves*
Z: Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain. *Fry opens mouth* No, no no no, not that mouth
F: I only have one.
Z: Really? *Looks at card*
F: Umm, is there a human doctor around?
Z: Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it, and say, "plplplplpplpl."
F: Um, ahem, "lblblblblblb."
Z: What? My mother was a saint! GET OUT!
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Tzlk
Professor
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« #8 : 03-23-2002 13:23 »
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In Time Keeps on Slipping (I think) When fry is lamenting about Losing Leela..
Dr Z. Dont be so hard on yourself Fry you lost to woman of your dreams but you still have Zoidberg.. You all Still Have Zoidberg
(later in ep)
Fry: My life is Empty
Zoidberg: Zoooiiidddbbeerg
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morris!
Delivery Boy
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« #22 : 03-25-2002 01:56 »
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Originally posted by Kryten:
"A guinea pig tricked me!" dammit, dammit, dammit! I was reading the whole page and I was stoked that nobody had said that yet, and then what do I find at the very bottom of the page but the quote I was planning to post. ah well. "what's this? two meals in one week?"
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Shadowstar
Liquid Emperor
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« #30 : 04-02-2002 16:45 »
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YAY! No one used any quotes I had in mind!
Zoidberg: I'll take a look but I'm an expert on humans, not robots. [shines a light in Fry's eye]
Fry: I'm not Bender, I'm Fry.
Zoidberg: Really? I thought YOU were the robot!
Fry: Nope, human.
Zoidberg: All right, all right, spare me your life's story.
Zoidberg: So he's not perfect, you don't want to end up old and lonely like ZOIDBERG! [cries, immediatly stops] You were saying?
Bender: Wow, I guess it's harder than I thought to make someone cry.
Amy: You did your best, Bender.
Bender: Up yours, bimbo! [Amy cries]
Zoidberg: Face it, we're in hot butter here. We should call Leela for help.
Bender: Cram it, lobster! [Zoidberg cries]
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